Chopper Reid Resuscitation

[Levijeans774]

Then you apply fist to testicles

[jynyce]

if i got a dollar for every time i brought someone back to life, i would've stabbed a fuckload more people, eh? XD!!!

[dbzawsm]

harden the fuck up nerds

[LiAmPaRrY96]

response, if the victim doesn't respond to some light taunting, OI! FUCK HEAD! OI! DROWNY BOY! if he doesn't respond its probably safe to take his wallet.

[flintoft17]

u apply fist to testicles

[jynyce]

@flintoft17 fucken BANG

[Grisha1994]

apply fist to testicles

[DmanCanDoThat]

some people just need to settle the fuck down

[OMG5465]

lol

[GHOSTLYSPIRIT81]

If i had a dollar for every time i brought someone back to life, i wouldve stabbed a fuckload more people!

[jon2kx]

I wish chopper would get big in America. He's fucking awesome.

[Timelord2067]

Disturbing

[kelgurds16]

Danger, Response, Airways, Breathing...........mmmm fucking circulatuion haghahahaha

[alecindaclub]

oi drowney boy!

[keeper123abc]

for all those people that are taking this shit serious and saying shit like "you spelt breathing wrong" and "this guys nothing like the real chopper" why dont you fuck off every ones come here to have a laugh at whats obviously a parody of chopper so just back the fuck off. cheers =)

[fun101ist]

@keeper123abc damn fuck rite mate

[keeper123abc]

@fun101ist cheers

[mrtankyboy]

apply nuckles to balls

fuckin funny

[MegaFran1982]

Doesn't sound like the real chopper he sound like eric banner playing mark chopper Reid still really funny tho

[saxonrox]

@MegaFran1982 I think thats what he's intending to do,

as in these videos he quotes lines from the film.

i think those who compare him with the 'real chopper' should not, as I don't think his intention is to portray the real chopper, it is to parody eric bana

[kytscuz]

this is actual great

[Bootsxxify]

"If your gonna ressuciate someone and their missing theirs arms and their body from the bloody waist down...its probabaly a waste of time! Just fucking let em go! Alright!" ahaha this hurts my tummy....awesome!!!

[manheap12]

"in this setting you apply fist to testicles" fucking hilarious!

[TheXenost]

Breating? lol

[Darkdragon5091]

hahaha

[flemmystuff1]

ehhehhehe

[TheDarkness71]

Best class ever!

[rhcprule96]

chopper is the best ;P

[bad1hair2day3]

funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MentalChickenOh9]

Maybe i stabbed Maybe I didnt,, Get Of My Fucking Back Alright

[Kiwi11Kid]

I miss the Ronnie Johns show.

[lilkcgunna]

@Kiwi11Kid i miss tupac

[Kiwi11Kid]

oi drowney boy lol.

[98453566536777]

cowa bunga dude surfs up!! NOT FUCKING LIKELY. lol!

[VinnyGerstrokes]

"Oi Fuckhead!" ...

I lol'd

[swiftomatik]

these chopper skits are funny as hell.  i saw the movie and this shit makes me laugh my ass off.

[19escort73]

"If I had a dollar for everytime I brought someone back to life, I would have stabbed a fuckload more people" hahahaha classic

[kevron33]

they forgot to put the "H" in the word breathing on the sign behind him. It says breating

[iYoppi]

fuck off all of u, dirty fucking faggets

[IrCoolification]

@iYoppi fuck you! (:

[DMiszko]

There is no 'H' in breathing on the whiteboard

[Blank1202]

Aussie Pride...

[jeffyutro]

Oi fuck head.....lol

[barrypothead]

classic

[ahmanitsfull]

Breathing is spelt breating in the background XD

[coreyedge1]

haha funny

[gangsrule1]

you apply fist 2 tsticals

[sheiksubra]

WTF is he doing with ears?

[Suppressingfire]

thats not him m8, its Ronnie Johns imitating him

[bigkunt001]

it's acctualy meric from meric n rosso show

[Suppressingfire]

Ooops! lol i saw 'ronnie johns half hour ' so i thaught his name is ronnie johns, hehehhehehhe tnkx m8 :)

[Bezzzzo]

err.. don't you mean Heath Franklin!

[masterex01]

bang into the testicles

[gamerfunny]

thats why its funny u dik

[KillFrenzie]

You're a shitty try hard cunt too.

[fartscool]

oi fucked head*slap slap* drowny boy*slap*

haha hilarious =b

[gotz777]

breating it says on the chart

excellent

[OwMyHead55]

chopper soo funny gday how the fuck r ya

[MizzHelena]

chopper you rok.. havent stopped pissin myself since this morn watch a whole heap of ya fuckin vids..

[mdogg2294]

"its probably safe to take his wallet"

lmao

[aussiexbabi]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

oi fuckhead

[cytuber]

Because he's taking off an infamous Australian criminal -- "chopper reid".

Since coming out of prison, 'Chopper' has done TV appearances, documentaries, books appearances and adverts and this is taking that idea a step further.

His jokes are often send ups of what the real 'chopper' was infamous for.

[doddysuper]

I know - I've seen the ads and interviews of the real Mark Read, and I guess I don't get the Aussie infatuation with him. And this guy's spoofs of Chopper are lame - the real Chopper Read didn't talk in a high-pitched voice waving his arms like a goof. But if you "yobbos" think it's that hilarious, laugh away. It's actually pretty mindless.

[philby9]

Why don't you just fuck off you stuck up septic. Yobbo's huh? Typical Yank!

[hardnthefukupstraya]

oi dickhead, y dont you stay in your homosexual country and harden the fuk up

CHOPPERs AWESOME

[doddysuper]

Sorry. . . My bad for trying to match wits with the unarmed.

[Shaunatheexplorer]

but, if u have seen the interviews, then u probably would have also seen that the real Chopper, actually thinks the show is funny

[doddysuper]

And btw - it's Chopper Read, not Chopper Reid.

[thatisnotcool]

if i had a dollar for everytime i brought someone back to life i would have stabbed a fuckload more people

[bungeye187]

haha fuck ur funny

[HIMfreak4eva]

He is fricken hilarious i love him lolz

[kentusmaximus]

Funny stuff

[micahcss]

great

[bradleyschultz]

that was funny shit

[jazzatelly]

fist to testicles HAHAHAH

[05reyjam]

copper air lol

[Nan0xx]

fuckkinnn circulation roflmao

[shireskateboards]

The sign behind him saying "breating" haha

[edx32]

Breathing is SPELT wrong???!! You dumb shit, its COMEDY, you know, funny HA HA !! Your obviously not Australian and don't understand our great sense of humour, so why leave a negative comment dick head? :)

[Raylet2]

@edx32

You fucken retarded or what? You have to be australian to have a sence of humour? You Fucken Moron.

[hulycamagia]

@edx32 im frm new zealand nd i find tht very funny ! :)

[blindfatkid23]

@edx32 I'm pretty sure it wasn't spelled wrong on purpose, it just slipped past everybody. It happens.

[Raylet2]

@edx32 Fuck off you fuken idiot, You trying to say only Australians understand humour? Yah only fukn aussies laugh... Starting to sound like a up yourself american you silly little wanker.. Give Australians a bad name.

[Bobby3OOO]

@edx32

Eh. Chopper is far, far funnier than most Australian comedians. Ockers ham it up too much and lack the wit of pom comics or the audacity of yanks. That's why there are no funny Australian movies other than the castle.

[IrCoolification]

@Bobby3OOO

mate you have no sense of humour obviously do you? get a life ya fucken dickhead

[Bobby3OOO]

@IrCoolification

you mad.

[spaghettiisFOB]

LMAO

[footyfeak]

haha he might be some pervy guy trying to get a bit of man on man in his spare time if thats the case apply fist to testicals

[MJPR123]

Hello hello how the fuck are ya. LOL

[shaggybrutha]

it only went for 33 second WTF

[vidmaster1123]

U cant Fucking COunt Knob end

[JasOdog]

Refresh the page and it wil work. i think its some kind of a glitch

[micko0101]

Great !!!

[lolfeg]

i love dis :D

[boyd00095]

cool

[Crizbybro]

thats to all the chain mail ppl not the vidio comenters u guys are fuckin tops

[inkmanmccabe]

lmao, why do people get so upset about these things. and to be honest im guessing yes there are alot of teenagers watching ths, thats probably because alot of adults can be offended by this type of humour.

[artem101]

that or the adults will probably think this as imateur...

[12yep3412]

this is aussie humour at it,s best. fuck,n classic....they should make a movie from all the sketches...

[SteveMister1006]

haha yeh like da epic movie just all about chopper :D

[CanboyPaul0700]

Guys just chill out all he said was that he thinks that some of us are a bit young. Who cares? If hes an adult then good for him, but adults have to put up with teens crap so who cares.

[chadreedyamaha14]

danger response airway breathing fukinnn cirrculation hahaha

[DatGuy16]

in this situation u apply fist to testicles fucking bang..

rotfl havent seen one of these that isnt funny yet!.. when was this on TV i missed it :(

[DeeJayZer0]

Harden the fuck up.

[Balshat]

HAHA nice

[lukasblackb]

oi oi fuck head lmao

[Milc24]

I wasn't commenting about the video dumb shit. I was merely replying to an ass hat earlier. I can have a laugh that's not a problem.

[guitarshredder18]

Does your mummy know you're watching these videos?

[Milc24]

lmfao! your 16, my point is proven.. grow up before trying to speak with adults.

[LtBarnes2007]

stop neing such a poof, im 16 who gives a fucking shit who watches thus

[cmaka]

your a fuckin benny

[perthwayz85]

milc24 ur a dum fuck ur probly some pussy that lived by his parents rules and has 2 wait till there 30 till there allowed 2 hav sex harden the fuk up

[crojigga]

dude ur a bloody douche wat adult has to be so upthemselves as to put down a teenager to feel proud f***in homo

[NeAnOmPa]

it was a joke dumbass

[punkrok6]

maybe i stabbed them maybe i fucking didnt get of my back

[theguywiththeglasses]

Why Are you stupid people so serious bout this stuff...bloody hell...go have a FUcking CRY.....

[Milc24]

To the cockhead who called him an aussie hero. Diggers from the war's are hero's, this guy is nothing but a over sensationalised murderer. Calling him a hero is like saying Pauline Hanson is the hottest female in this country. You sir are a fucking tool!!

[Tiburon112]

Well, if to you only soldiers can be heroes, the cockhead might not be the only tool here tbh. ;)

I kinda liked the vid (mostly becouse of the accent, lol).

[adselrecom]

milc you dumb fuk can you see its for a laugh you serious bastard

[blakeskiezlad]

milc ur a dickhead

[guitarshredder18]

Fuck off, cock forrid.

[GrandMasterJahco]

Chopper Read aye... SPOT ON

Lol at his tats... crakups

[Dawginitup16]

man... after seeing this video I realized that I am in fact a homosexual

[Findelsticks]

Breathing is spelt wrong haha.

[felcherr]

that fat guy is an australian hero

[cmarr3]

the fat guy looks a bit like preston lacy from jackass

[jmmw]

gtfo

[bmxA7Xguitar]

get an army of chopper reids and send them to iraq lol problem solved

[iSOBigD]

They'd just go, "fuckin' bang!" and the war would be over. Bloody Bush couldn't do it in fuckin', 6 years.

[HendosBeef]

if i had a dollar everytime i brought someone back to life.. i would of stabbed alot more ppl BAHAHA

[emanuel1emanuel]

imagine me callabunga dude NO FUCKIN LIKELY

[GreekAntoni]

in this situation you apply fist to testicles

fucken bang

lol

go chop

[killerizmeforever2u]

lol.. fucking chopper lifeguard read here.. with a bloody homosexual hat and speedos...lmoa hes great

[premiersonceagain]

now we need chopper to fuck up the leb cunts, fucking rapists and thugs bash fucking 50 year old men and fucking teens(I'm 100% Aussie)

[bhindu93]

you sir, are a stereotypical fuckwit, and i personally hope that those "lebs" take a visit to your house.

PS: i am not even lebonese, I apologise for this fuckwit for anyone that is

[BringerOfBlood13]

Chopper is a champion!

He's killed multiple people which he admits to, but they've never found significant evidence...plus he does it for a reason, eg he kill - pedophiles, and woman beaters..not just randoms...so hes doing it for a proper purpose...

Champion!

Thats what i think of chopper (Um An Aussie too!)

[piratewhiz]

yeah, spot on, he also kills drug dealers, wich in my opinion one killing a drug dealer is like killing a war lord.

[bmxA7Xguitar]

ozzys fukin rule (im an aussie too)

[dylzo94]

yea man same aussie 4 lyf!

[bmxA7Xguitar]

yea boi!!!!

[urfukinugly]

helz yea!

[cOOPzman]

Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Oi Oi Oi!!!!!!!!!!

[turdbum]

most funny fucking bloke ever (im australian)

[checkthisbaby]

lol this is soo funny :)

[DoctorPinhead]

rofl chopper owns

[XoXWhitZXoX]

Crack Up

[3xtr3m3enuf]

he's got 18 of the fuckers and hav'nt done time for any of them ( im australian )

[skate4eva07]

what do australians think of the real chopper reid? id like to know

[DunkyBoy1]

Don't have a prob with him at all mate.He's never hurt anyone that didn't have it coming.

[piratewhiz]

damn fucking right dude!

[mihRANdah]

If i had a dollar everytime time i bought someone back to life, i would of stabbed a fuck load more people LMFAO ...."fist to testicles" haha

[phil251]

"if he doesn't respond to some mild taunting...its probably safe to take his wallet.!"

LOL!!!!!

[1bellydancer]

omfg this guys ACE! fist to testicles!!!!!

[Wez006]

LMFAO HOMOSEXUAL HAT

[valsofttop]

quote "y the fuck take the mick out of a great man i think hes great especially his past its so amazine but y take the micky outta him? i dont even find this funny" unquote. this bloke is ronnie johns sure he's fuckin funny but he aint the real chopper for starters he has huge fuckin ears Mark Brandon CHOPPER Read has no fuckin ears (as once stated by a wise man)

[RossBerger]

hello

[babyXxXstarlet]

y the fuck take the mick out of a great man i think hes great especially his past its so amazine but y take the micky outta him? i dont even find this funny

[sailtheseaofcheese]

hahaha

[kaziqbal]

oi fuckhead

[keeganmicrowave]

little fuckin homosexual hat

[BronCr]

lmfao soooo funny!!!

[rattis1]

lol laughing at something different from other people has nothing to do with intelligence it just means you have a different sought of sense of humour.

jeez you must be an idiot thinking otherwise

[GeneNowok]

Hehehe, i cant hear ANY difference when i SAY "why" or "y". But maybe in the countryhole where u live u SAY it differently. I live in Poland, man. Europe, man.Hahaha.

[MattyHeaps123]

Quote: "GeneNowok" Im far more intelligent and far wiser than other people.

I highly doubt that you fucking arse-bandit.

[hibore16]

Why GeneNowok? The reason why you laugh at other shit is because your are fucked in the fuckin head u dipshit

[jockyred]

no shit sherlock of caurse its funny

[johnbhoy187]

hu gives a shite if ur intelligent or not??? its a fucking joke! a piss take!!! i think some people need 2 lighten up if they dont find this shit funny, damn chopper himself would piss himself at this!!!

[dragonfitter]

dont think chopper does find it funny saw him doing a show with 2 stand up comics and he was slaging ronnie johns off

[maddehmoofin]

homosexual hat and speedos XD

[Dahbeche]

fuk who cares was 4 GeneNowok

[GeneNowok]

Well, I never laugh when people laugh and I laugh when people dont. Y? Because im not like other people. Im far more intelligent and far wiser than other people. That's y.

[Dahbeche]

fuk who cares

[rossmum]

Yeah, bullshit. That doesn't make you intelligent at all, keep dreaming.

[adamhammond90]

Sounds like something a fuckin retard would say. dumbass.

[TheRavenEffekt]

Harden the fuck up!