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  • a song for those FORCING me change my YT channel to the new design-and a few special others,really more for them- u know who you r,,,

  • funny

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  • I Dedicate this song to a Kid at my school who talks to much crap :)

  • Is this the new campaign song for Gov. Perry? Cain?

  • @budgienation No, Romney for strapping his dog in a crate onto the top of his car for a 12 hour drive.

  • This song brings back memories, wasted many a night wasted to this song. Could sing right along no matter how drunk

  • I could've swarn that John Valby wrote this

  • @TheEhce And it's weird also to me that there this no Wikipedia entry for AC

  • @TheEhce I could have sworn Jimmy Buffett sang it... I have some research to do

  • Love it !!!!!

  • I just met August tonight at a bar here in Florida - I swear he has the best blond jokes! XD

  • I herby dedicate this to my old dispacter charlie long. may you live in peace.

  • I knew this guy. He sang in local bars in Broward county. He was a nice guy that never got any profit from this song. Very sad as it is still on Jukes today. I have drunk beers with him and he is just a regular person with a three man band.

  • I wasn't born an asshole; I was raised to be nice. I learned how to be an asshole when I was in my early 20s out of necessity.

    Women like assholes, by the way. Sure worked for me.

  • @skunkface24 That's not a woman, it's a blow-up doll.

  • he is right.  interstate 95 is full of road rage

  • -3 it, it's great!!!

  • i love this song!!

  • I have th e45 on my jukebox / August & The Spur Band

  • i dedicate this song to my ex friends may they rot in hell

  • this simple said, if you laugh at this song, you're an 'asshole'. if if your not stupid then you'll know what I'm talking about.

  • i know fred i meet him in a bar in michigan 1984 he said he is not sure why pepole keep thinking he is jimmy buffett maybe it is because they are all assholes

  • Oh... And by the way..I'm not just the asshole...I'm the whole ass 8-p

  • I have my own concept for the "NO TRESPASSING" sign...... I call it the " Trespassers will be violated" sign....It may prove to be a better deterrent 8-p

  • Me and my mom were driving to go see Glee Tour on June 11th in Toronto so I brought all of my glee CDs and I was going to take my dads CD out to put mine in and this song started playing... I almost died laughing

  • No! Ur an asshole!

  • this is one of my kareoke songs, the other being the rodeo song :)

  • 20 people were born assholes, 3 worked at it their whole lives.

  • Good ole I-95.... craziest drivers in the country, on both ends...

  • jeff from norman creek?

    

  • an all time classic!

  • al all time classic!

  • This goes perfect with the gentleman almost hit me today. Wouldn't stop on red. Very close to a true story, except I was coming off an exit ramp on I-195.

  • The Credo for all of us that have traveled The I-95 Zone...

  • Dedicated to Alex Jones and Judge Napolitano. Stop lying to the People and creating fear, you jerks!

    I had to listen to this once twice!

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  • Hey, if this sounds weird... These sort of songs helped me get out of heartbreak! talk about weird things... o_o

  • Anyone have a mp3 copy of the song that will send it to me or tell me where to but an mp3 copy. Help Please. I need it fo 12 31 10

  • Yep it was Fred Campbell. I used to drink with him at the Jackson Club in Miami. He played a lot of clubs back then with his three piece band. He never made money off of this song although it was played on juke boxes in every bar I have ever been in. Such a shame he was cheated of fame and fortune.

  • OMG he must have been on I-95 going thur Georgia as it is full of asshole 4wheeler drives and BEARS..........lol

  • August & The Spur Of The Moment Band - 1983

    Also recorded by Jimmy Buffet; Kip Attaway.

  • haha this is a cool soong

  • 'August & The Spur Band' was on the 45 label...

  • We need an artificial virus  exclusively for everyday common malicious assholles

  • I know a whooooooooole bunch of songs, but this has got to be in the top 5 all time greatest songs. Ranks right up there with Lookin' for Love, Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw, and anything Gram Parsons ever did.

  • dedicate to all men lol

  • As a soldier in Friedburg Germany in the late 80's, early 90's, I took a side job as a DJ at a small pub for free beer and food. I had to play this at least once a night. The Germans do like their country music!

  • The I-95 song can be heard in the background of a movie. I'm trying to remember the name of the movie. It was about a guy either in med school or an internship at a hospital and he had a brother who was intellectually challenged. A decent movie, but I need help remembering the title. Anyone know?

  • @RCATK41 The movie's title is Dominick and Eugene. I started looking up this song online because of it playing in that movie.  :)

  • @RCATK41 Thank you very much for the title of the movie. I just ordered it from Netflix.

  • Nice one. There are a couple of nice a**hole songs on youtube. Check out the one by The Van Dyckx. Pretty funny too :-)

  • I met the dude in Miami at Tobacco Road where he was playing live. It's his song!! He gave me a signed CD telling me to listen to it. I was drunk and being an asshole.

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  • Anyway this song must be about Bush &Cheney!!!

  • I though George Jones sung this song...

  • One of the best songs ever

  • What albumj is this off of

  • I first heard this 20 years ago, while trying to get a job in the states. On a jukebox in a smokey bar in the deep south. Never thought id hear it again. Wonderful.

  • Love this song.. It sums up alot of questions about alot of people in the world today and in the past..

  • My wife just called while I was listening to this song. She heard a big crash and saw glass flying around her. She pulled over thinking she got hit and was checking out the car. She looked over and some woman was talking on her Cell phone whith her hood blown up over her windshield. She was inbetween 2 Semi's. The moron was backing into one, slamming into the other trying to get out. Hmmmm, Now that's I-35 in Oklahoma. Go figure.

  • You are absolutely correct sir. It is August Campbell, a Miami boy. Sounds kinda like Jimmy, but it ain't. It's known as either the I-95 Song or The Asshole Song. If you drive I-85 in S. Fla, you live that song every day!

  • when the Hogtown Inn, burnt down this song was still the favorite top selling song on the jukebox ten+ years after it'd been released.

  • is this really jimmy buffett????

  • They should sing this song in Washington DC!!!!

  • God I love this song!

  • CG and I. Lido's Inn, Norfolk Va. 1983. CG hearing the song by the DJ and screaming, " That's about my man" LOL So be it. mmmm What a woman. Too bad, so sad it did' t last. But even after all these years we still talk on occassion. She is still one hell of a woman.

  • i know what you mean i've ran into two or three assholes today but i won't say who they are but the people know who they are and it's like my dad just to say which he's passed away now the saying was there's an asshole born every minute and two to take care of them so some people are natural born assholes

  • LOL heard a small part of this as a ringtone but it cut off at an annoying place so i wanted to hear the whole thing - pretty funny. 1:35 Is that a real quote? haha

  • @MiracleMira Yea its a real quote...good one eh? lol

  • @MiracleMira as far as i know, yes XD it's one of my favorites

  • LMFAO XDXD xx

  • This needs to be made available on iTunes. John shilby please do this!!!!!

  • John Shilby is the Hamonica on The I-95 Asshole Song andFred August Cambell should tell folks this .378,962 views Jimmy Buffet now sings it. I'd like to play it with him 600,747 views wow.979,709 total views . I'm just the harmonica player.

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  • lolololo

  • I was born an asshole !

  • i want one of those signs at 0:50, to keep some kid off my yard lol

  • is this on itunes? i cant find it

  • @timcr12

    I downloded this off limewire

  • So true about so many people!

  • this song is amazing, i'd say the world is 95% or more a--holes....... and counting.

  • I would like to dedicate this song to Burt wheelock, calculus professor at Quinsigamond community college, who has to be the biggest fucking asshole I have ever had the misfortune of spending any time with in my entire life.

  • @jomog369 and the fact that you posted this about him instead of leaving em be in his stupidity, kinda makes you a _______ u know what.

  • LMAO with tears running down my face. LOVE the signs.

  • he sounds like axl rose!!!!!

  • are you all assholes tonight this is august campbell 100% august campbell iv heard it many times in the bar

  • how about i just end the argument right now...

    go to fking google and look up who fking made it easy as that.... jesus christ people are so imature and i'm 16 -.-

  • I agree..just google the asshole song and there it is..lyrics by jimmy buffet..he also recorded it many times.

  • I love this song. I haven't heard it in a long time.

  • Doesn't really matter who sings.

    The poetry is f***ing hilarious to me.

  • Nope...this is Jimmy Buffet...not Fred "August" Campbell.

    You should change that header.

    I like the pix though

  • it is not Jimmy Buffet, look it up on lone, look it up. He may sound similar to Jimmy but it is not Jimmy.

  • Jimmy Buffet isn't good enough to come up with a song like this...

  • I'll be sure to listen to this song while driving down 95 on my way to miami in the next couple of weeks!

  • Dedicated to the idiot who hit me and spun me into a ditch yesterday pulling out of school b/c he was in a hurry, and also, to most everyone in Congress.

  • where is the lolz?

  • I also ("talked") to his mother the other night. hehehe

    if you want romance, this is a good song to dance t0o with your honey.

  • Fred "August" Campbell

    WHAT WHAT.. DISPROVE ME.. PLEASE

  • This should answer it without doubt.

    "I have in my hand a 45 record with above mentioned song. The artist

    is "August & the Spur of the Moment Band". The song was written by

    Fred "August" Campbell and is on Pantera Records and released in 1983.

    Also it was recorded at Ocean Sound Studios in Ft.Lauderdale, Fla. and

    engineered by Mike Couzzi. Pantera Records is located at 3081

    N.W.24st.Miami Fla. 33142. I hope that helps you out because nobody

    seems to know who the artist was.

  • THANK YOU

  • I don't think the idiots will believe it is not jimmy buffet oh well.

  • @DX10Pilot and anyone else that is in denial.

    The Asshole Song (I-95 Song)

    Written by: Fred Campbell

    Performed by: Jimmy Buffett (remake)

    the song is not on any Jimmy album, it was just something he did for fun, so just because it was origanilly done by someone else, does not mean Jimmy is not singing now, so there I have done the research!

  • @DX10Pilot - You are absolutely correct. I was in the studio when it was recorded, and it was definitely NOT Buffet, although he may have covered it. FFS, it doesn't even sound like Buffet!

  • @DX10Pilot

    I know who sang it. . and I absolutely love it!

  • @DX10Pilot And I believe the flipside of that 45 is The Rodeo Song. Correct?

  • @DX10Pilot Thank you!

  • Those who say it is Buffett have done zero research. It is Fred "August" Campbell, end of story.

  • @OnlyTimeWillTell01 This is the first time I heard song in 20 years. A guy at my friends house on the lake used to play this every 4th of July. Been searching for it forever and someone said it was sung by Jimmy Buffet. Doesn't sound like him. Even went to a record store looking for it today. No Asshole Song by JB. Now I know who to look for. Thank You for setting the record straight.

  • @OnlyTimeWillTell01 that and david allan coe ...i had a cd from d.a.c with that song number 6 to be exact not to fight nor anything but i have it on there along with move them niggers north dear penis ...dont bite the dick and one of my favs....nigger haten me...and asshole song on number 6

  • @OnlyTimeWillTell01

    You sure? It sounds a hell of a lot like David Allen Coe. But then again it could just be because it's his voice singing the song.

  • Icanthinkofmenyassholes too meny to name but i-95 sounds like a good enough place to drop them off

  • and man never landed on the moon

  • this is your song...

  • O.K. Genius if Barfitt did this song upload him doing it.  Put up or shut up.

  • No I'm right Barf itt

  • sry but learn2google his name is barfitt

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  • It seems you are half right, I read there might be a bootleg album that jimmy does it live. but he is not credited for writing it.

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  • Dedicated to Al Gore

  • BEST SONG EVER!

  • to my ex boyfriend

  • It is written and performed by Fred Campbell (R.I.P.). He wrote the song after encountering an asshole on the highway (I-95).

  • Good ole' Jimmy Buffett !!!!! xox Kewl video pics,,,,excellent !!!

  • It's not Buffet either

  • he does sound like jimmy but its not

  • Ah...for all those I've Loved to Hate...

  • this song is actually sung by david allen cole.

  • No it's not

  • yes it is fucknuts!!

  • believe what you want

  • It is Fred (August) Campbell and the Spurs

  • Exactly!

  • The Spur of the Moment Band. Get your facts straight---ASSHOLE!

  • take your pill

  • how do i get this into itunes? is it possible?

  • Ahaa, hilarious.

  • asshole song and beer run r real too funny

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  • canada does suck.the fishins good tho

  • i like sign with the croc lol

  • great song for A holes. lesssleeyyy

  • Your All acting like Assholes.

  • lol fuckin hilarious

  • lol at 0:47

  • this song is by jimmy buffet

  • Epic fail. Times infinity.

  • this song is 4 bcraig5. hes a real asshole

  • I miss I-95.

    Overseas highway FTW

  • This song will always be as great as when it was first introduced. It speaks volumes. lol.

  • All true, so very true

  • this was funny as (censoered by the censorship bureau.)

  • I like these songs!!!

  • thank god we don't have to put up with traffic problems in northern BC Canada

    except when albertans or americans come into this province

  • fuck canada

  • fuck you to :)

  • fuck you both, I have Canadian relatives, and American relatives.

    Both places rock, but it would be easier if Canada switched to Imperial units so I don't have to squint to see how fucking fast i'm going.

  • Actually it would be easier if the U.S. would switch to Metric like the rest of the world and join the 21st century.

  • most of the world uses the metric system, but other then that i completely agree, both Canada and usa are awesome

  • good song

  • Great video!! I love this song. Have it as a ringtone for people I hate to talk to! lol

  • David allen coe is awesome has some good songs

  • lmao!! xD

  • love this song

    survivors will be shot again

    lol

  • Houston's traffic isn't as bad as San Antonio's!

  • very true dctx... i am a professional driver and i run PLENTY of texas....so yeah i know....

  • I sing this song every time I git out in the Houston Traffic.