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  • i looked up gonorrhea and now i'm scared

  • MINDFUCKED

  • Jakes Gonorrhea was so bad that Amirs dad Frikken moved !

  • WTF IS GONOREHEA?

  • @Jojoxlol2477 its a brand of medicine to get rid of diarrhea, like: gone-o-rhea

  • As streeter says "up". Jakes hair moves up (1:07)

  • Jake sounds just like Amir when he gets caught

  • probobly cose he fucked that stripper

  • god you sound like my dads!

  • 'God you guys sound like my dads'

  • hey jack man you came!! i thought you said you had diarrea! jack: i do, i did! but now its GONorrhea! hahahahahahaha wait what? Jack: i have gonorrhea... 

  • you guys sound like my dads

  • jake says my dads at 1:05

  • 102 people have gonorrhea

  • "you guys just sound like my dads" wait... what?

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  • I used to make arrow to the knee jokes till I took a moderator ban to the account

  • @BBrawler101 once you have health class you'll learn. And puke

  • What is gonorrhea?

  • @BBrawler101 If you don't know, you probably shouldn't be watching these videos......

  • @BBrawler101 All in good time my friend. All in good time.

  • i thought it was amir's

  • I thought it was Dan's...

  • God you guys sounds like my dads!

  • Did anyone else notice Jake say "God you sound like my DADS"

  • *insert shitty arrow to the knee joke that gets 1000 likes* I used to make arrow to the knee jokes until I took a bullet to the face

  • first

  • did jake say "dads". LOL

  • 1:05 "You guys sound like my dads!"

    If you're gonna have two dads, just have one.

    If you're gonna have two dads, just have one.

  • "Just shut up, you guys sound like my dads" HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA

  • At first, I would have thought it was Dan's, but then I thought, "This is Dan we're talking about."

  • ahah pat: definetly not.

    lmao

  • god u guys sound like my dads! :D roflmao

  • i would never expect that endind. ever

  • @hugehalofan011 SAME EXACT MOMENT.

  • 1:04 that is wrong

  • Wait.

    You sound just like my DADS?

  • Fuck you College Humor! I have homework to do!

  • Dads o.O

  • Omfg Everyone knows he says dads u don't need to point it

  • when streeter says "shut up" look at jakes hair. silky smooth.

  • How does the cabinet make an opening/closing sound but the refrigerator didnt? lol

  • jake definetly said DAD'S

  • SHUT UP! ...how can i know if i have Gonorrhea? - Skeeter hhahahahaha

  • did not see that coming

    

  • What 2+2? Gonorrhea

  • his dad told amirs dad that he had Gonorrhea and amirs dad moved away

  • whatatwist!

  • haha i thought it was gonna b dans but thts just not how college humor works is it???

  • haha 0:09 "nnnah"

  • 101 ppl have gohnoria

  • @YoungKeley lmao 101 ppl have what sir??

  • at 1:06 when streeter yells shut up, jake's hair flies up lol

  • @cheeeesenugget its called the air from streeters mouth pushing jakes hair

  • @6c685 thanks tips!

  • @6c685 That makes so much sense! The amount of sense that makes is amazing!

  • @cheeeesenugget its called....air.....IK SHOCKING PEAPLE BREATHE IT

  • @porknbeans6876 what's a peaple?

  • @cheeeesenugget

    God damnit! Now I can never un-see that.

  • @cheeeesenugget Obviously Streeter is the Dragonborn...

  • I have that sweater!

  • At first i thought it was Dan's but i kept watching and it was jakes (;

  • Dan is so sweet :3

  • it would say the persons name on the prescription bottle.... dumbasses...

  • i google gonorrhea and was like O.O

  • your dads?!?!?! lol i started dyeing of laughter

  • 2+2=gonorrhea

  • @thekillerponce YES!

  • @thekillerponce I actually did the math and yes, 2+2 dose equal gonorrhea!

  • ive been watching hardly working for 3 straight days for some reason my eyes are bleeding should i be worried

  • His dads?????

  • Amir should have lead this skit

  • god you guys sound like my dad's

    notice the plural ? haha

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  • @iloveshenaegrimes You didn't write in in plural, though.

  • @ninterd cool cunt

  • @iloveshenaegrimes Just saying. Don't have to call me a cunt. :L

  • @ninterd good job twat

  • i thought it was gonna be Amir for sure. O.o

  • what is gonreaha

    

  • "God you guys sound like my Dads!" - I lol'd.

  • I've watched these long enough to know right away that it was not gonna be Dan's.

  • he said you guys sound like my dads haha 1:04

  • jake: "you guys sound just like both my dads!"

  • @Devonwoods911stat Actually he said "You guys sound like my dads."

  • @rebelslayer13 damnit >.<

  • How many dads does Jake have?

  • what does gonnorhea even do to you

  • local job search engine  careerstartshop.info employers searching

  • "You guys sound like my dads" notice the S... Lol

  • @dubstepdisco

    Wait, I thought that Jake grew up in a cult?

  • @dubstepdisco I assumed the S was because 3 people were on his case

  • @dubstepdisco lol who dident his dads lolz

  • @dubstepdisco well, he was raised by a cult in Iowa.

    

  • @dubstepdisco they mention that in more episodes 2

  • @dubstepdisco It's kind of funnier when you write it down, lol

  • @dubstepdisco that explains Jake's love for fashion...

  • @dubstepdisco that's so funny,?

  • Someones got the clap and they're givin' it to you, someone's got the clap and they're givin it to you! Someone's got the clap and they're givin it to you, who's got the clap? They do, they do!

  • He said "God you guys sound like my dads!" XD

  • What's 2+2?

    Gonorrhea

  • 1:06 when streeter finishes saying "shut up" watch jakes hair...

  • GOD YOU GUYS SOUND LIKE MY DADS

  • they're like the inbetweeners lololololol

  • @k8tiehooker that's who that waswe watched aquamarine together when she was done with her bath.

  • whats 2+2??

    Gonorrhea!!

  • @ProjectLT Sorry, I didn't actually realize that. Sorry!

  • thumbs up if u thought dan had gonorrhea in the beginning

  • I HATE YOUTUBE COMERCIALS!!!

  • This is really unfair for whoever has Gon-this is Jake's.

  • WTF I thought it was Dan's

  • HE SAID DADS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • @hadzgrl18 yes. Yes I did.

  • Anyone else notice that Jake said dads as in plural?

  • @hadzgrl18 anyone else notice that 80% of the comments are already pointing that out and yet people still asks if anyone notices?

  • What's two plus two? Gonorrhea!

  • Streeter is adorable in this episode. Just sayin'.

  • jake is like amir in this episode...

  • 2+2=Gonorrhea

  • Guy1: I thought you said you had diarrhea?

    Guy2: yea dude I did, but now its gonerrhea

    *both laugh*

    guy1: wait what?

    guy2: I have gonorrhea.

    From Sanity not Included :|

  • whats 2 plus 2? Gonorrhea!

  • Who else thought it was Dan XD

  • @Mr99peluche i think that was kind of the joke...

  • @Mr99peluche That's OBVIOUSLY what they were trying to make you think, you don't need to act special about it. Jeez.

  • @Mr99peluche

    That's the whole idea, genius...

  • @Mr99peluche thats the point

  • @Mr99peluche I didn´t think it was Dan cause i could see this commentary.

  • @Mr99peluche that's the joke

  • @Mr99peluche no fucking shit.. douche .

  • @217d3 lmao why are u so mad bro??

  • Jake has dads :P

  • last night I had Gonorrhea ..........or was that Diarrhea cant remember thanks to the Amnesshea

  • definetly not

    

  • wow he fooled me :)

    

  • "oh god, you guys sound like my dads!" XD

  • who else notice jake saying you guys sound like my dads?

  • 2+2 = Gonorrhea

  • sooo dans........ HAHHA WRONG!!!!

  • sooo dans

  • 2+2=? GONORRHEA

  • too late

  • Me: hey! Jeff you made it! i thought you said you had diarrhoea!

    Jeff: I did! but now it's GONEarrhoea!

    Me&Jeff: HAHAAHAHAHA

    Me: wait what?

    Jeff: i have gonorrhoea...

    Me:....

  • I wonder if watching this 5 hours straight is bad for you... naahh.

  • Well Streeter, did you sleep with Jake?

  • whats gonorrhea??

  • did you notice he sayed dad'S?

  • why the fuck is there a quebec commercial for every video???

  • okay ehm, who puts pills for STDS in a cabinet at work in the first place???

  • I thought it was Dan's

  • Jake, Dan, and I found Gonnorhea *

  • wtf, did streeter just say "fat"? 0:27 lol makes him sound old..

  • I thought it was gonna be dans

  • Lol, he said "dads"

  • Whoever doesn't know what gonorrhea is obviously didn't pass fifth grade when they told us what it is.Therefore, they shouldn't be watching college humor in the first place.

  • GOD, you guys sound just like my dads!

  • Directed by M.Night Shamalamadingdong

  • @darkhell227 looooooooooool

  • @darkhell227 is that an office refrence i see?

  • @kimiko5996 maaaaaaaaaaaaaybee :3

  • @darkhell227 awesome! pamalamadingdong ^^

  • @kimiko5996 hey whats up kimimo5996amalamadingdongaroos­ky.

  • attention all college humor virgins; this is a warning! once you've watched one video, you're up for hours watching them all! you've been warned.

  • @paperpie121x dude ive watched like 20 videos so far haha. they r addicting!!

  • HE SAID DADS ITS A JOKE OK?????IT WAS MEANT TO BE A JOKE!!!!!!

  • wtf, why does jake take out the medicine in the first place if it's his?? LOOL

  • It's cool to have gonorrhea because you did it.

  • Gonorrhea, here we go again.

    My my, meds cannot affect you.

    Gonorrhea, does it show again?

    My my, caught it but just from who?

    Yes, I've been sleepin' around

    Blue balls hurt so profound

    Why, why didn't I to the doctor go?

    Gonorrhea, now I really know,

    My my, you will never let me go.

  • @TheCoryjacob Dude that comment made me laugh soo hard xD lol ABBA

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  • @TheCoryjacob thanks, now i know what it means and i didn't even have 2 google it

  • @TheCoryjacob wtf are u talking again

  • @BloodySniped The fuck are you talking about?

  • if i had gonorrhea and it was hardly working i'd be happy

  • Its frickin 3 in the morning and i want to go to bed but i cant stop watching these >_<

  • Love how when Streeter said 'shut up' Jake's hair blew up a little

  • 1:04

    The power of Streeter's voice, made Jake's hair to move a little.