X388 - Mass Effect - 034 - A Second Chance, a Love Sparked, and Dinner Plans

[TheRevo9000]

Cant wait till X plays mass effect 2 and sees Miranda

[akaczism]

I laughed so hard during the conversation with Liara that I had popsicle come out my nose. Lesson learned: Do not eat or drink while watching X.

[SuppaRoost]

Huuu, alien porn

[TheArhive]

Ill have fun at my grandma's furneral!

[MrZerostr]

Talking lobsters? Seems legit.

[Urielization]

X admit it already, you only saved the queen because you are a Zerg player.

*whispers*

Me too.

[DonEvano]

You're a prophet, X

[Dismal626]

haha wtf. 16:06 i say the EXACT same thing every time i see Dr.Chakwas, i say her name outloud exactly the same way you do rofl

[julebrusernam]

@Dismal626 You're weird.

[301heng]

Liara just fainted and stood up in a blink of an eye............?0.o

[bob1994ism]

Creepy approach ;)

[MrKingLlama]

4 simple parts of primitive speech; Booooow Chicago Wow wow!

[CharletteAndMo]

This is so....... Ender's Game.

[jjgaming713]

X shepards sex life: first, the consort, then, liara, then ashley, then he plays Mass Effect 2 and meets Miranda and forgets about everyone else.

[zez4eva4]

i remember this during one of the live stream

[PinkJellyfishJuice]

i was drinking when X said Dr. CHAKWAS... then i spit everything out while laughing

[TheRiisingSun]

@Erivah penis, vagina, both genitalia :)

[EpicMRPancake]

Being around X shepard is like a minefield, you never know if you'll get exploded on or have silent peace.

[attrem]

X, your missing a lot of interesting dialog by not reporting to the council.

[DavidUgLee]

X, you speak words of wisdom.

[l0n3s0ld13r]

X! Do some IRL videos, thumbs up if you agree!

[mmaking931]

i love this series :D

[pergogedon]

I almost choked when x said he says that stuff to his girlfriend irl

[illusivegam3r]

X should get his own Show - X: The Love Doctor.

[MyselfAgain]

@Davidr64yt You had good reason to let them live. Any time someone's entire civilization is saved, there's usually reward. You saved their entire SPECIES. That's like, 10 sacrificial space lobster dinners EASILY. Totally a logical decision.

[JAOSvids]

"I'll be so glad to leave this place," he says, running the opposite direction of "away".

[BrothaDesmond2]

Creepy approach...

[RaymiHennessey]

wait, he got 42 XP for flirting with an asari?

[atinsrage]

22:00 x says yes almost immediately lol

[nuclearzeon]

hey x i love your vids you are one of the best game players round the world just the wat you do it is epic one request im nor asking u to make a bunch of mc vids but like one every few weeks would be nice thanx great job on evry thing though

[MtnDew101972]

Lol i cant wait until he plays me2. Hell go straight for miranda im guessing

[AirStryke71]

"You should have fun in everything you do in life"

Well, I work in the military (not true) defusing bombs (also not true) that are a threat to people.

I'll be sure to have fun....

[IdioticUlt1mara]

btw X I use the EXACT same thing in serious talks as u do. I try to make it more comical :P

[zapdadap]

will this be a day that x dosent put out another video!!! i sure hope not

[IntolerableFish]

An option should've been 'Giggity'

[Heartlessgamer98]

I wish in the real world when i was going to talk to someone options popped up that recommended me on what to see....would make my life so much easier haha :)

[wrsf0rd]

what if we lived like 5000x longer than all the other aliens that may be in our galaxy....

[Jacobwr1]

@wrsf0rd That's an interesting thought actually, it's always assumed that they live much longer than us but what if they lived for a few days or even a day like a Dragonfly or some other similar species, simply passing their information on over hundreds of generations. It seems to have worked to some extent for most insects. Good comment :P Thought provoking haha.

[TNTMinister]

@wrsf0rd That would suck.

[thisshouldsay2K]

If you like Joker's witty and/or sarcastic ramblings, there's one specific part of ME2 that you would LOVE. I can't go into details because of spoilers, but I can tell you it's funny.

[the0123x]

i am glad u are going with liara ashley is a racist bitch

[MissPriss769]

@the0123x Lol she isn't racist, it's a mix of jealousy, and being annoyed with people being surprised she believes in god.

[BeyondBrii]

@MissPriss769 She is at the start before you make her realise the Alliance is to blame for her feelings of aliens, not the aliens themselves as her grandfather was the first human to surrunder to any alien force (turians) during the First Contact War and the Alliance discredited the Williams name, giving Ashley jobs that don't really let her gain any combat experience

[Syupweque2]

You realize that if you're Paragon with her, she'll change, right?

[LightStreak567]

@the0123x She's not 100% xenophobic. Next time you talk to Charles Saracino of the Terra Firma party in the game, bring Ashley with you and you'll eat those words.

[FreakinfreakInfreaki]

best lets plays

[TigranTheMetz]

Dr Chakwa xD

[sonic1234576]

to X

ashley=soldier

kadian=sentinal

liara=adept

wrex=infiltraitor

garrus=vanguard

tali=engiener

[SuperPaulman123]

my girl friend says that my humor is bad

[Lynx3106]

@SuperPaulman123 Discuss it with her, leave her, take it, or take the hint. But what the heck is this doing here?

[tyropyrant]

@davidr64yt Just to mention, in case you have not seen it yet, there is a game out there called Project Zomboid. In all honesty, I would love to watch you play it but at the same time, I mention this because I believe it would make a good playthrough in general. Above all, I would like to think you would enjoy it. Of course, I'm a mere follower and am not certain that you would like the game but I believe it would be a fun play. Anyway, I rant. Enjoy your gaming. :)

[Luigi2446]

@tyropyrant id say wait till the next update and then make a few videos like you are powder :P

[tyropyrant]

Ahhhh, I've always loved these videos and still watch them. It's a shame they don't get the audience they used to.

[maxmememax]

34 episodes later, X is getting with Liara fancies him just like he wanted.

[mochamann9]

creeeeeeepy approoooooach

[blackness1023]

i think you will be glad you saved the queen if you continue to ME 2 and 3

[Fjarhultian]

Oh come on. Chuck Norris non-stop video ad in the top right adspace. Go away, Chuck! Shoo! Shoo!

[21stcenturygaming1]

Commander Shepard - Interplanetary Sex Pest

[TigranTheMetz]

@21stcenturygaming1 I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite vagina in the galaxy!

[Criminales69]

X only has sex for the experience points, so common in gamers!

[19dash95]

Sideways elevator AHOY!

[sonic1234576]

@ThierryXT one comment above you

[skmelbo]

''touching'' and suddenly shepard turns..... PERV

[MistyMofo]

You X, You are awsome.

[kjetilsenNOWAY]

X respects races :D haha

[WeaselWJ]

So hilarious.

[imadefrumpy]

14:32

[They still around?]

[Tell me about it.]

>>[Angry?]

Shepard "lol u mad, bro?"

Kaidan: "..."

[dajman15]

Your inner Shep ramblings at the end were hilarious.

"I wonder if I can still bone Ashley."

[funnyponcho77]

Yes! This is what I love! X's vids once a day! HECK YEA!

[Shade98slayer]

Hope theres a cat fight between liara and ashley! :D

[ThierryXT]

Anyone else hoping for a catfight between liara and ashley?

[GamerGuitarist007]

Sounds like a porno

[halevyi]

I know this will make me sound like a grammar nazi but I believe the correct way to say that phrase in the description is "looks can be deceptive" :)

[notilhenger]

"We have one thing in commoc... Genetalia."

Well, actually, David. Asari would probably not have any vaginas considering they don't need penetration.

[Xadarque]

@notilhenger You know that they still need to give birth, right ?

[notilhenger]

@Xadarque Yeah, but if their offspring comes from within their body, then it's from an other form/type of hole. Maybe the baby exits from the stomach directly. Something like an X-shaped opening which appears on their stomach when the birth comes.

Even though we know little of nothing of Asari biology, but I doubt they have a vagina.

[rsedivy2]

@notilhenger Stomach? EW! Are you mad?

Maybe you know little of Asari biology, but you know even less of the human one.

[notilhenger]

@rsedivy2

1: This is all hypothetical.

2: All right, the womb.

3: Asari aren't Humans.

4: By "stomach" I meant the entire belly area. Not the organ which processes your food or has acid in it.

5: I don't know any Asari biology beacuse Asari doesn't exist. We haven't met an Asari, In-game or in real life who can give us a much more specific explaination.

6: I am not mad, young sir.

[Xadarque]

@notilhenger ...Implications unpleasant.

[Luigi2446]

@notilhenger they need to piss

i think...

[AVNGxWarlord]

One of your best playthroughs yet in my opinion; brutally efficient and yet also thoughtful and benevolent when required. However, you are always omnipotent at games and a very nice person to watch play this game, or ANY game for that matter. ^^ You will not regret saving the Rachni Queen, there are repercussions in Mass Effect 2, should you continue that far.

[Lynx3106]

I really like how X is not evil all the time, but has a kind of playstyle where he is benevolent to symphathetic people, but also violently crushes all that stand in his way, being somewhat good, but taking justice into his own hands.

Sounds more like a Spectre than some totally wicked and evil bastard

[100EUROi]

@Lynx3106 He will be punished for not going pure good/evil in the sequel, though. :(

[Lynx3106]

@100EUROi Little to early to care about the sequel. For now, he is the awesome Commander X Shepard, who is part of a black ops-squad (and no, I don't play CoD, that's a military expression) that executes special missions. And as such, he shouldn't be the kind of guy who always thinks only of his own profit, but neither should he be a forgiving priest. What X is doing now, is - as I said before - way more Spectre-like

[100EUROi]

@Lynx3106 Might be too early for you. He's nearly done, watched it on his stream. :P

I just hope he does all loyalty missions in ME2 before he goes for the IFF...

[Lynx3106]

@100EUROi I saw the stream as well, but I have some doubts that X will even do ME2; you can never be entirely sure when it comes to him and I didn't hear him announce it. Did I miss something?

[100EUROi]

@Lynx3106 Not really, but it's obvious that he doesn't just like this game, he LOVES it. It seems pretty logical to me that he'll want more.

[ThePagman007]

@Lynx3106 how i play.

[Lynx3106]

@ThePagman007 Good for you

[rubenwbd]

Watching this while playing Mass Effect II :)

[Eliasop8]

best title ever!

[28224]

Woohooooo :D

[gvvgvvgvvgvvgvvgvvg]

liara and x's things in common:

genitalia

[OtreborAsoraled]

are people still watching you? it seems you have less views and followers .>cs

[Ralorious]

"Y'know those dinner plans we made, by the look of your face 40 years ago"

roflmao.

[RaamAnkka]

Im waiting to see it when X has to choose between Alenko or Williams :D

[FiresofShadow]

I hope you played this right! If you did the rachni will help you in ME3. They ARE going to help me.

[RaamAnkka]

I need Mass Effect 2 now X( I played the first one through and it was so good!

[Esthin]

You did the right thing, lots of theories that the Rachni will help in Mass Effect 3 if you choose to save them.

[somethingawful100]

@Esthin They basically promised to help you in ME2, I would be shocked if they broke that promise

[WomboBraker]

@Esthin don't spoil the game for him fucking retard.

[Esthin]

@WomboBraker LOLWHAT.

Mass effect 3 isn't even out yet and no one knows if my statement is true "Fucking retard"

OR you miscommented and called me that instead of somethingawful100 who DID spoil ME2.

So yeah. Look before you type please.

[WomboBraker]

@Esthin sorry for being " mad ". but i was just piss'd off for other reason and i acted like a jerk, i'm sorry.

yes, i know me3 isn't out yet, but don't give him that kind of thoughts, let him play the game, i think the lp is more enjoyable if we don't affect he's decisions.

[Esthin]

@WomboBraker Eh no problem. Apology accepted :P

I guess you have a point, but since he's made the decision already, I guess it's already done and done :P

[bigchavybear124]

i may have to play mass effect one again because i was dispointed with the 2 one

[slayerkiller47]

@bigchavybear124 I have to agree and disagree with that. ME1 was better because I could explore more, and drive the Mako :) But in ME2 things were easier to use, and I didn't have to sit there with my assault rifle overheated for 5 minutes.

[Esthin]

@slayerkiller47 Or waiting for your power to cooldown :c

That was the thing I like most, shared but much shorter cooldowns instead of single but long 30 second + cooldowns.

[Italianchef26]

@Esthin Yeah but if I use a biotic attack I should be able to still use my omnitool without cooldown

[TheBackwardsLegsMan]

By FAR my favorite commentator, and I'm subbed to about 60 of them. Literally all of his videos are entertaining. X could make a video about paint drying and I would find it extremely amusing.

[n7275]

" ... 80 years with luck or even less ..."

[memoivoila]

AWESOMELY GOOD SERIES!!!

KEEP UP THE AWESOME!!!

[SniperAceXIII]

X plz remember these three words "Save The Girl" they will help u in the biggest decision yet to come :)

[ThaDude675]

Still waiting for the starcraft 2..

[Pahgon]

I NEED POWDER VIDEOS :P

[Vanreis]

Shepard is the descendant of Michael Myers. I mean, the way he approaches people is just a knife short of MM xD

[Floorsplice]

loving this serie. keep up the good work!

[KatayokoNoTenshi]

Shepard is 29

[KatayokoNoTenshi]

Hell yeah, once you go blue ... uh...

[Dohnutninja1337]

X, that bickering between Ashley and Liara means that As

[BALongboarding1]

X ur hilarious i watch ur videos every day and look foreward to them good job keep it up

[CaptainWeetch1]

ashley is a bitch

[BlackwellBaseball]

I did think you were going to kill it. I was actually starring to wonder what it would be like if you saved the queen.

[kolock8000]

@BlackwellBaseball If x killed the queen there woulddn't of been any more rachni to cook and x shepard only eats DFR ((Deep Fryed Rachni) or any other type of cooked rachni

[Solusphere]

X not only an entertaining commentator, but layin down the cool life guidance for the army, what more do you need? :)

[AoSKh]

also man, liaras body is better... AND AND AND... its fuckin BLUE man.. *sex*

[AoSKh]

we do have 1 thing in common: genetalia *ensue sexy beat* XXXDDDDDD i love you man ur almost EXACTLY like me lmfaooo

[AYFTracks]

We have one thing in common... genitalia!

[KatayokoNoTenshi]

I love what the turian councilor says if you kill the Rachni

"Do you enjoy committing genocide commander?"

"Depends on the species, turian."

[brigbjones]

@ 24:15 the very second X turned around i started laughing so hard!!! that conversation was amazing!!! =D

[brigbjones]

wow i love x's conversations within conversations not only would xibit be proud but i find David's philosophy intriguing

[cooldonkeyfish]

Ugh Ashley has saggy boobs and crossed eyes gross.

[stvnshrules]

Uh... LOL!!!

[SolarCreator]

I AM PLEASED THAT X ACTUALLY HAS A HEART BENEATH THESE HARDENED MUSCLES :3

[sebsin8]

So glad X is playing this. It's my favorite game series.

[Raelieous]

Dammit X, if you report to the Council, you get to hang up on them before you say anything. XD

[Sxrillez]

I might be wrong, but I think you can use your skill points on your squad as well.

[Drazeroth100]

5:06 NO X, FUCKING KIILLL THEMMMMM1@$#!$

[Ultracity6060]

Have fun? With my hobbies? UNACCEPTABLE!

[rflxtdw4]

"have fun in life" is probably one of the best things you've ever said, that and 'we have one thing in common... genetalia" X, you're the best commentator on YouTube. I love u. Yes, total homo.

[navyhundley]

I am going to end my conversations with "See you later. Thanks for the experience points," from now on.

[MaktannProductions]

I love how X is debating the pros and cons of Ashley and Liara like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory

[whatthewhat5]

thumbs up if you want to see x go back to minecraft!

[Thedobeymaster]

Go for the brains (liara), buddy. They know how to work their stuff. being smart has an advantage. Sexually...

[TheTypn]

"We have one thing in common.. genetalia *snaps fingers*" favorite part and now I cant stop smiling

[cmullins69]

I'm super glad he didn't ill the rachni!! haha

[minecraftfan0123]

Lol I'm seeing an X love scene in the future episodes....

[MrJaketheBrown]

Dokrchakwas. Thats her new name.

[grimmviper]

Idk if someone said this or if you already know this but all you really missed in the part of the restricted zone is a couple guards and a couple boxes you could get some weapons in. Nothing real important. It just gives you a choice of sneaking in the way you did or by killing a bunch of guards. Its fun stuff though.

[jimi312]

Kiwi chackwas

[Evanosity]

I think listening to X's rambling about lifespans made me smarter.

[DaAtomicWaffle]

Personaly I think tali Is the best

[sagecraft601]

I wish we were irl friends X, it would be fun

*forever alone

[DaAtomicWaffle]

X's main goal is just to get in the pants of every girl in this game, I love it!

[xXAnimetalXx]

Freakin yesssss I hope hes goin with liara :D Im sorry but while I was playing through mass effect ashley just annoyed THE shit out of me. I would also say something about her in Mass effect 2 but its a spoiler :p

[TheScyphozoa]

X added this video to a playlist before he uploaded it. Clearly he is a wizard.

[NukepFPS]

@TheScyphozoa actually he probally added it before it  processed

[Shurikanwolfxx]

i have a feeling David will lose his pants in the future

[zapdadap]

awww come on x i have school tomorrow now i have to stay up and watch this

[insane0042]

@zapdadap Shush! X needs to upload more!

[letsplayerwannabe]

5:23 WHAT??????!!!!!!! He didn't kill them off? You are the WIERDEST mixture X...

[dragor480]

Lmao

[letsplayerwannabe]

I feel like X is going to refuse Ashley/Liara, and we don't get to see Shepard and ______ have a hot sex scene

[rahmanroni]

@letsplayerwannabe Hes def going with Garrus. Youre going to see hot gay sex.

[tbone5501]

@MCCENTx2 Noooooooo

[Grimmyjow2]

Liara isnt half as hot as Ashley to me <3 I love a woman who can take care of herself :)

[Pocco20]

I said I liked liara and ashley thinking I could have a 3way

[xonman890]

lol X is damn hilarious

[mrnotalky]

Hey looky here. A comment reply with the comment it is replying to. Was that so hard?

[alexjamesmalcolm]

Oh you were thinking about boning ash too?

spoiler

spoiler

if you start a relationship with both of them then you get confronted by them before the bonage can begin.

[manineedasnowcone]

3:22 Made me laugh so hard that I now have a six pack.

[alexjamesmalcolm]

Wished you'd 'saved yourself' for tali but it's your call.

[churro3994]

I love kinky X

[CplWonderingMind]

22:55 Is this the life-span talk? I'm not going to have the life-span talk again!

[scgh0st]

X you could've gone around through the elevators to the Restricted Area