Robocop - I'd Buy That For a Dollar

[KOTG59]

He's getting ripped off it only worth 50 cents.

[MrNothingButAir]

I'll dollar for that a buy



[GodPlageon]

@MrNothingButAir Yoda?

[TheSiberian73]

I saw video on Youtube about Detroit, where semi-ruined houses are for sale for a dollar.

Irony...

[KEVUI]

"IT" tha human!

[DavidDunn81]

LMAO AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[BlueShoeMusic]

I'd buy that for a dollar, but I took an arrow in the knee...

[8matthewlee8]

I'd buy that for 496pounds and 36p

[PWDooood]

Jesus christ, I think that's my teacher...

[balltongue666]

Evidence that they could have made a life-action film based on Sonic The Hedgehog.

[Zero254]

I love this line in smash t.v. also.

[oDTheTruth]

Your arrogance offends me, and for that, the rate just went up 10 percent.

[WebVManReturns]

In Soviet Russia, a dollar would buy that with me!

[oDTheTruth]

@WebVManReturns In Soviet Russia, That would buy YOU for a dollar.

[RussellClank]

@oDTheTruth in soviet Russia, Dollar buys that AND you!

[hermitcrabbot]

@RussellClank

Meanwhile, here in what used to be the West, 'I'd Buy That For A Dollar' neatly sums up the prevailing cultural ethos: 'Consume, then die!'

[RussellClank]

@hermitcrabbot I spent all my money on whores :(

[hermitcrabbot]

@RussellClank

You're talking about your taxes, right?

[RussellClank]

@hermitcrabbot ...yeah government whores.  :)

[TheBetaTube]

NYAR!

[Cronomatix]

this is how I picture every ebaums world member to look like

[Zachthekingsfan]

Actually because of the economy now, you have to pay $2

[mlody969]

@Zachthekingsfan tomorow you will pay 5$. so it ends printing money

[crowtservo]

Because of inflation it's now $2.

[SuperAnarchyMan]

I'd buy those girls for a dollar

[227BlackAce]

@SuperAnarchyMan thats what the joke is lol.

[JokerScars69]

Mr pink wouldn't buy that for a dollar, for christ sakes he dosent even tip

[MrJaxreid]

10 people dont have a dollar and hate Robocop

[HTMLosapien]

10 minutes of this!

watch?v=XY0r9AGs79k

[F4stFow4rd25]

A HOOKER ONLY 1 BUCK : P

[eternalcrumpet]

what i said about the new iphone

[Wildcock23]

9 People wouldn't cough up a dollar =P

[Jonah64100]

Robocop...:P



[crazyrabbits]

9 people didn't get their shots.

[soapyillusion27]

except for hookers.... i wouldnt buy them for a dollor...

[glesgadeejay]

CLASSIC MOVIE STATMENT, Not a month goes bye wer i find my self sayin it haha.. Class

[TheKenfig]

@glesgadeejay Well done for upholding the tradition of......I'll buy THAT for a dollar !!, Lol

[lysurgeon]

RIP Jerry Haynes...you will be missed....

[TheHasanMurat]

Mr Monopoly?

[CRAXYFINGERS76]

Classic. I was 11 when I first saw this, haha.

[inferno232]

Too bad, Slendy only takes twenties.

[RebelThoughts]

That guy stole this movie with that line! LMAO!

[FAproduction1]

I would laugh too..By the following

1: I'm broke

2:Robocop 3's budget was crap and not even worth to watch for a dollar

3: My gilfriend left

4: I'm Really drunk and I didn't get the joke

5:I'm also sharing the laughs with the girls

6; I don't get the joke

7:thats how much money i would pay to see The Godfather 3

8:The ladies are laughing so if i want to impress I gotta laugh too But What the Hell is he gonna buy for a dollar???Condoms?? Or gum?? Its funny if you get it..so ge high

[Westy91]

@FAproduction1 What are you talking about Mr Cunt?

[FAproduction1]

@Westy91 That I'll buy that for a dollar Mr. What

[Taxbo]

tree'fity

[Weinertastic]

This movie had an Idiocracy sort of vibe to it.

[Devilsnightclown]

keep hitting zero he is giving the oh ya face and it looks like the bitches are pinchinghis nipples funney shit lmao

[Panolaucha1]

robocop is so epic

hope they will not screw it with a sequel

[crysjumar1]

@Panolaucha1 You know they will. They are re-doing Conan with some idiot.....so they have officially run out of new ideas.

[LordZacknafien]

@Panolaucha1 afraid they have back in the early to Mid 90s when they made shitty low Budget and epic fail series outta the Movie, and Im NOT MAKIN THIS SHIT UP LOL!

[gheith001]

@Panolaucha1 whoa whoa whoa, what sequel?

[EPICcodTIMES]

@gheith001 if your reffering to the original theres a robocop 1,2,3

they made a tv series of it then they made a pilot film for the tv series called ROBOCOP future and then in about 2001 i think they made " The prime directives" which in my opinion scewed it all up it consisted of 4 epiosdes finally they made the cartoon

but i think what Panolaucha1 means is the remake coming out in 2012/13

[ForsakenToStupid]

@Panolaucha1 They made 3

[KingCommando32]

I can definitely impersonate this guy. 

[franciscojavierm]

@KingCommando32 Pics or didn't happen LOL

[KingCommando32]

@franciscojavierm

?

[franciscojavierm]

@KingCommando32 LOL prove it man! Upload a video or something.

[KingCommando32]

@franciscojavierm

Don't have camera.

[franciscojavierm]

@KingCommando32 That sucks, I would really liked to see you doing a Bixby Snyder impression.

[KingCommando32]

@franciscojavierm

I would if I did. But sadly I don't.

[paperluigi64]

I don't know what made me laugh more, the fact that THAT catchphrase is apparently hilarious to everyone including to the man who said it OR the fact that it cuts to black mid laugh or the fact 0:06 doesn't exist... probably why there are 6 dislikes ZING!

[franciscojavierm]

Well I had to pay 3.50 to get rid of that pesky Loch Ness Monster!

[mac19971]

@franciscojavierm What did she do?

[franciscojavierm]

@mac19971 Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era comes out of the water, It stood above us looking down and I yelled "What do you want from us monster?!" and the monster bent down and said, "I need about tree-fitty." then I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"... that's it

[mac19971]

@franciscojavierm Did she do anything. Cause I know her to be quite a sweetheart XD XD XD

[franciscojavierm]

@mac19971 I can't agree with you, she wasn't a sweetheart when she interrupted a lovely evening asking for money.

[mac19971]

@franciscojavierm Perhaps I better have a talk with Ms. Nessie then XD

[franciscojavierm]

@mac19971 Thanks, I would be really grateful! It was about time someone knock some sense into her! LOL

[mac19971]

@franciscojavierm Aye, no problem : )

[mac19971]

@franciscojavierm Aye, no problem.

[Kurskij]

@franciscojavierm

now it knows you've got the money and will keep coming back

[franciscojavierm]

Yeah, big mistake. LOL

[mccann83]

@franciscojavierm fee fiddy?

[franciscojavierm]

@mccann83 Are you a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era?

[eneo1975]

6 people paid $1.25!!

[Leenad666]

I'd buy DNF for a dollar....No, that's still a rip-off

[crazyfrenchfreak]

@Leenad666 yeah, agreed. DNF was such a piece of shit. I honestly feel that D3D was better.

[thebakRzman]

In DNF!

[seva809]

This line is in DNF :D

[kennedy072]

i would hire an assasin for a dolar

[Serpico261]

over 138 thousand times "i buy that for a dollar" haha

[lokalllize]

damn the bitch froze on me so all I got was I'd pause Buy pause a dollar

[CHAOSin8bits]

i'd buy that for THREE dollars.

[btnheazy03]

i'd buy that for a dollar and fifty cents

[xenophobe76]

@btnheazy03

you can suck my $1.50

[magicllama711]

My reaction to MW3

[2hamsolo]

@magicllama711 LOLLLLLLLLLLLL HAHAHA! are you a battlefield fan? if you are i am also :)

[stlouisrocker100]

@2hamsolo So what if you like Battlefield more. Who the fuck cares? I don't and so what if you like it. That doesn't mean it's the better game. I like Call of Duty, but that doesn't mean it's the better game either.

[stlouisrocker100]

@magicllama711 CoD hater comments are fucking bullshit. You all hate on the game even before it is even released because it's call of duty. No other reason. Seriously I know how you people are. You say you hate the game before it's out, but you end up buying it anyway. They're awesome games despite the overused storyline and they are worth more than a dollar. Get a fucking clue.

[mabsucksshit]

@magicllama711 LOL that just made my day

[tavogx]

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[ThePieIsLie]

I'd tap dat for a dollar

[creasicle]

he looks every bit the rapist

[burby8100]

I'll byu that for 2 dollars.

[GreenGearMood]

... Dude. The frame you cut to black on is the most horrifying thing ever. D:

[giroeterno]

Smash TV

[cockneyrobin]

5 people havent got a dollar....

[RACKEMDADDY]

looks like he diped his face in a mcdonalds grease trap

for a dollor

[kennedy072]

i will not sell my secret box for 10000 dollar and even a dollar

[gurlygurlracer16]

my butthole itches

[AlcoholicSemenStain]

@gurlygurlracer16 keep your fingers out of there....

[thelovebat]

5 people don't even have a dollar.

[Herreken]

I wish this was a real show.

[ThisDarkPassenger]

Thumbs up if you'd buy that for a dollar.

[squall600]

if the robocop remake is to happen, i hope they bring back the "id buy that for a dollar" guy

[LORDEZE7]

@squall600 Naah he's too good for a shitty remake.

[ngaiovnik]

for a dollar, i would buy it.

[bigbad1000do7a]

wat i said when i saw my friends mom from behind

[hendrexrules]

White KFC guy

[PatriotAr15]

I LOVE THAT SCENE!

[zilbiol]

I think communism is dumb but I love Robocop and Total Recall, also They Live, all these 80s "capitalism is evil" movies

[54FLEX45]

@zilbiol

What makes you think those who don't like capitalism are communist? You've swallowed too much USA propaganda my friend. It's like these Christians who call Athiests 'haters', and those who make all Arab people out be 'terrotists' etc. Wise up.

[zilbiol]

@54FLEX45 you sound like a soviet spy, I'm reporting you to the cia

[Travmapunk]

@zilbiol Robocop is a communist? AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

Maaan, i feel amused and ashamed for you at the same time! You are so goddamn genuinely stupid! I love it! :D

Cool stuff, bro.....!

[zilbiol]

@Travmapunk wtf, i never said it was communist, the fact you take everything literally probably means you're stupider than me

[KiDjOe247]

every time i tweet robocop i get a metion from that guy

[Psfreakman300]

i actually dont get it whats he going to buy for a dollar

[Tryzon]

PAUL VERHOEVEN IS A GOD AMONG DIRECTORS

[NiggadickJaxHD]

@Tryzon  remmeber the american jesus part on the behind the scenes.... fucking WIN!

[Tryzon]

@NiggadickJaxHD Any man who directs RoboCop and then Total Recall is clearly operating on a plane of existence beyond our comprehension.

[jakeen229]

@Tryzon HEHHEEH hell yea

[Anything2bCool]

lol looks like he is going to eat you for a dollar at the end

[HesitantEvil]

I'd buy it for a Dollar, but not for a Euro...

[maximino27]

Why would someone dislike this? Some people are just haters I swear...

[GXSCChater]

whoa so this is where SMASH TV got that from!

[Angus565777]

I think we'd all buy that for a dollar!



[BRAKESUK80]

keep randomly tapping 1 and 4 during this video - funny shit :)

[guined]

@BRAKESUK80 Outstanding, now my internet surfing at work can no longer be called a waste of time.

[BRAKESUK80]

@guined lol hold the keys down too ;) i think this works on every video :)

[IMxYOURxDADDY]

In Soviet Russia Dollar buy you!

[unaffiliatedperson]

id buy that for a dollar!! i use this line all the time. this is one of my favorite movies of all time. my VHS is worn out from all the times i watched this as a kid!

[reniisgod]

I dont believe it!  You....you burnt the fucking money!!!

[thehoff1982]

just give me my fucking phone call!

[Dogfacesoulja8582]

I love this movie. Brings back good memories as a kid. There's so many great quotes in this film

[dnm182]

that must be a GIF xP

[Fagerhovstyle]

he is so dastardly.... :D

[wangtang32000]

i sworn i heard this on smash tv as well

[KingHaggis]

classic :-)

[youtoo5ify]

It actually comes from a book or short story named "The Marching Morons."

[Jmoney42042]

LOL this shit is to funny this just came to my mind so i had to look it up!

[dubhippy]

is it just me, or is the last couple frames of that EXTREMELY creepy & demented?

[WoodRatGirl]

I posted a question about this on Y!A LOL

[PeekaPeep]

Bixby Snyder, FTFW!!!

;-D

[ReverendDiabetes]

ROBOCOP

[Zebonka]

I said this to a girl once, she wasn't that impressed with me.

[Vitruviux]

@Zebonka You should've told the bitch to leave!

[SeeleyBooth1990]

@Zebonka

I'm thinking about saying this to my bitch of an ex-gf, lol...

[CoolBreezeClub]

@Zebonka this is how I picked up my current wife.

[Trumuzicfan192]

80's Girls Were So Hot!!!

[mat12128]

couldnt remember what movie it was off so googled it! glad theres over 70,000 mad randomly spontaniously thinking ppl like me,phew!

[roydied15]

i yelled this while watching robocop at 2am....my parents werent too happy.

[KingCommando32]

@roydied15

I'll buy your parents hollering for a dollar.

[kortan]

4 people wouldn't buy this for a dollar.

[ISISbandLive]

@kortan I person didn't think before typing.

[NoisySheep7]

The funny is jus how dumb he look, I don't think the line really means anything (buy for dollar). Lmaoo he's just nuts, that's it

[Joaquin546]

i don't get it i've watched this movie 8 time for 6 years and i've never found that funny what is it mean?

[underbightdog23]

@Joaquin546 it means that he would buy that for a dollar

[Joaquin546]

@underbightdog23 and whats funny about that?

[underbightdog23]

@Joaquin546 he has to be refering to the women, and remember that robocop is kind of a satire. so this could be a satire of television today

[mrxai658]

he looks like a maniac 

[VertNinja]

"I'd buy that for a dollar", is actually an allusion to "I'd buy that for a quarter" from one of Cyril Kornbluth's most famous short stories "The Marching Morons" published in 1951

[supdawgiheardyoulike]

@VertNinja what a fascinating piece of trivia, shame that nobody really gives a fuck

[VertNinja]

@supdawgiheardyoulike 34 people thought so, Go eat a dick, I'll pay you a dollar

[crysjumar1]

@VertNinja well thank you for that. always interested in the origins 

[Hitchhikeroftheyear]

no i am going to buy that for a dollar

[Nitecrawlah2]

4 people must not have a dollar

[weepaul666]

@Nitecrawlah2 SHUT THE FUCK UP

[PeekaPeep]

@Nitecrawlah2 99 cents

[ClevelandRock]

Big money! Big prizes! I love it!

[bobafettfan32]

Sadly movies will never be this good again oh well at least I can pop this gem in my bluray player. I'd buy that for a dollar! I always use that line when a good looking woman walks by.

[y2k4ever1]

TOTAL CARNAGE I LOVE IT!!!! ; I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!!!! ; GOOD LUCK YOU'LL NEED IT!!!!!!!, wow i finally found another smash TV inspired line, awesome, I love it!

[NarfLarf]

I'd buy DAT ASS for a dollar!

[shizzle5150]

Sianara Robofuck!

[Levitz9]

Hey, aren't those women the twins from Spaceballs?

[nxlrabyss]

I like the part where he says that he'd buy that for a dollar.

[Quartrez]

Hide by that for a daughter !

What the hell does that mean lol jk

[PsionNinja]

He'd by anything for a dollar cause in the 80's lots of people were broke.