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  • What about hermaphrodites? Can we go off with those?

  • Charly i love you!

    you are the key to happiness

    Yes i grew up with you.

  • fuck i remember this!!!!!lol

  • Pedos didnt exist in the 70s

  • Very depressing and scary.

  • I got a bag of crack n charley got something he liked ........mmmm seriously weird...

  • Charlie says...........why do cats piss backwards? Who is that strange man, it's my papa.

  • Kids who get raped don't have magic cats.

  • charley says: Don't get bummed!

  • Charleys says" dont get bummed!

  • charlys a fucking dumb cat who lol

  • Yeah , the hoodie one is the spirit of dark and lonely water it's on here.

  • Charley's mate's mum is a bit of alright, yeah.

  • Does anyone remember that advert about not playing in the lake? And some guy in a hoodie was there, and you never say his face? scary as freak!

  • @kdreamland Yeah I think it was supposed to be Death in a cloak and he was angry that he couldn't take the sensible children with him.It was very effective!

  • Everyone In Europe Says That Dogs Are No Longer Pets.

    They should stay In The Wilds.

  • @gibsosgerbil Little late for that. I mean, how the hell is a shit-zu going to survive in the wild? Ah, I guess hawks need to eat too.

  • Charlie is clearly just a racist who hates dogs.

  • What sort of a mother is that boys mum!!

    She was also in the park did she not see what was going on, that her son was about to be abducted by a man with strange legs!!

    When they tell her she says 'they had been very good' !! - What!!! she should have either tried to track the man down, phoned the police, or been even slightly concerned.

    She is not a good example of a mum.

  • You have to remember these were different times, we still have a duty to protect our children from predators.

  • charlie is a fat bastard.

  • 0:16 I'm just worried about what he meant by puppies *shivers*

  • do blonde women make bad parents? i mean the cat is doing most of the work!

  • You don't fuck with charley, after this film he tracked down the pedo and skinned him alive

  • @Worthog117 ..and sold what was left to backstreet doctors and used the cash to buy more LSD

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  • That kid was about to be seriously molested by that dirty pedophile.

  • He wanted Charlie's chocolate lollypop.

  • charly says hes comming out of the closet

  • This kid doesn't know what fish is? What are the Brits teaching kids?

    And to "what's his face" there is a "remix" of one of these. Look up "Charly" by The Prodigy.

  • lol some one's gotta do a remix

  • irresponsible mom- stupid cow

  • The man has got the funniest walk I've ever seen. I think the cat might have done the annimation for the cartoon.

  • How simple to understand and I remember watching these "Charley says" films when I was little.

    Its a shame they don`t have them now as everyone says they remember them.

    The kids would be safer these days , but for our penal system.

    They don`t care enough in whitehall , just as long as the moats and bird tables are clean !!!

  • so you can go with kids you dont know?

  • Holy fuck.

  • There's cheeky moggy next door to me called Charley

  • yeah he just walked away he would pick the dude up and run like fuck

  • Lol this scared me when I was young. Can you imagine if they did a remake of this ?

    The boy would get an apple iPod as a reward......but charley would still get just a fish.

  • No, Charlie should to tell him to say "Get stuffed, you FUCKING PAEDOPHILE!".

  • ......so as a reward for not going with the paedophille...he got an Apple......

  • who you gonna listen to kid, a cat or a guy who has puppies.

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  • Why did he get an apple he was gonna go with him until Charlie stopped him, He should have got a good hiding and sent to bed and Charlie should have got 2 fish.

  • @POLARBEARLUFC no, he's a kid and didn't know it was wrong and if he'd got a good hiding (physically abused) after he did NOT go with the man, he'd be more likely to go with a stranger next time

  • @SuperFairguy OK OK, I can assure you I do not condone child abuse in anyway shape or form whatsoever, Bloody hell this was only a light hearted observation like most comments made.....Mr Serious...

  • @POLARBEARLUFC well some people are actually serious about hitting kids and try to get justification by posting comments and receiving no opposite response.

  • Whats more amazingf that a bot could to rediculiosly large house cats, or that the cat itself can not only understand human converstations but talk as if he is one of them?

  • HE GOT A FUCKING APPLE

  • And Charlie's Mum offered the man something she'd like? The choice between being hung from the nearest tree from a rope, or having his cock and balls cut off with Cheese-wire and feed to a Hungry Labrador? Decisions, Decisions?

  • Paedo wanker...

  • This is the first one these I seen where Charlie came out intact at the end. I'm surprised they didn't have him choke on the bones or something.

  • i reckon this was really a 70s dogging advert, when a man comes over and says would you like to see some puppies... you go!

  • An apple? Fuck's sake lady what if the guy offered him candy? That kid would have bolted in a second.

  • I went to see those puppies. They were really cute. And a few years later the man gave me a job running his dog care company. So there!

  • Lol the man has weird legs! :P

  • The cat looks like it's going to explode when it "talks".

  • Wow what a dick.

    The guy just wanted to show him his puppies, MAYBE HE WAS LONELY? DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT? MAYBE HIS SON DIED IN THE WAR.

  • An apple? I'd rather have the bum-fun.

  • @GabriKnight

    How sad you are lol

  • charlie must be cleverer than me because i dont have a clue what charlie says lol

  • Apple not as good as the puppies, charlie has his priorities all wrong.

  • He would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that damn cat!

  • Yup. You heard it here first kids. Avoid men with short bendy legs who walk perfectly vertical behind swings.

  • Never trust a bloke whos knees are on backwards 0:36

  • @10pMixup

    lmfao iv pished my self laughing at that comment lol

  • Always loved Charlie !

  • Can't wait for the day when Charley says he's going to the vet to get euthanized.

  • "Then the man went away"...yeah he would wouldn´t he, after the kid just interpreted the cats meowing.

  • "Hey kid, wana see some Beta-keys?"

  • Charlie has mixamatosis

  • @davedundee

    Charlie isn't a rabbit

  • I think he should have got as much gold as he could eat.

  • Whats the deal with Charlie ruining everyones fun

  • this child is a idiot

  • Do you mean 'an' idiot?

  • That cat is rabid.

  • oh wow, an apple

  • @LolitsMickey haha these days kids would just steal an apple :L

  • What do you think he should have got, a deep fried Mars Bar or something?

  • great night out...with charlie and pussy

  • An APPLE!!!! I would have gone of with the stranger to see a puppy. I bet the reason why Charley told him not to was because the guy had a dog.

    Joking I'm not an idiot

  • Which bit is the 'joking' bit?

  • Obviously.....the whole bit about Charley hating dogs :D

  • charlie says haha you got an apple

  • i imagine charlie bit the kids penis off and stopped him from having children

  • It's a shame that didn't happen to your dad. What a better place the world would be. At least you used the proper word, you cock.

  • @redrob67 shut up u fag it was just a joke Ok???

  • @IsaacAttack21 just in case his kids did danger lol

  • right now i'll take my chances and see the puppies

  • That cat is trippin'

  • Charly is one cool cat! :D i want to meet who ever done the voice over haha :D

  • Kenny Everrett did the cat.

  • this is the worst of the "charley" videos - why is there nothing like this these days?? it really hit the mark when i was young :(

  • is that so, an over sized cat with assburgers syndrome helps a kid from getting kidnapped by a good who was going to show his "puppy" ok, i'll believe what you say

  • I agree with roxmasoxproduction.

  • Talking to a cat would freak anybody out.

  • i got an apple and charlie got something he likes . . . more LSD disguised as a fish

  • Stay away from those pedophiles Charlie!

  • "men or ladies" LOL

    I don't know why, but that just makes me laugh.

  • The cat is spasticated XD

  • im prety sure the man would have taken him anywayz

  • oh god!

    look at the way the man walks!

  • wow, a rabid ca on drugs;

    cool! ;D

  • then the man grabbed me and charlie scratched his fucking head off

  • He gets an apple for doing something right? Wow. haha

  • Why would he want to see puppies? he's already got a 'talking' cat...

  • @abbafan50986 you call that a talking cat? i call it a jubbering one

  • @abbafan50986 lmao.

  • @abbafan50986 i wouldnt call it talking :P

  • The stranger could have easily kidnapped the child no matter what he said. However, Charley obviously scared the shit out of him and ran away, trying to escape the possessed cat.

  • @Nintendavin Well that's not really the point. To all the dimwits who gave your comment the thumbs up > Would you rather have the child protest against the stranger or willingly go along?

  • @obnoxiousbastard You can't call everyone else a dimwit because you failed to understand that what I said wasn't even remotely serious. In fact, that makes them intelligent for understanding humour.

  • yeh the stranger would of most likely knocked the kid out and the next thing the kid knows he being butt raped

  • Kid: mummy said not to go with people I dont know

    Man: oh I've met your mum..I banged her last night :D

    Kid: charlie said that he banged her first

  • ahahaha.

    rofl mao.

    that cat is a creepy bastard.

    I like how they gave the kid an apple.

    So that every kid being chatted up by paedophiles in the 70's had going through their head,

    "hmm, I can either have sex or an apple, fuck it might aswell try it once"

  • they didn't say what the hell to do if the stranger forces you to come with them, stupid fucking cat

  • Somehow I have the feeling that you used to watch these public info films and have since been kidnapped and raped.

    This is you back

    "yeah you forgot to tell me what to do if the guy chucks you in the back of a van you dumb animal!"

  • lol stupid cat seeing puppys is great. Just cuz the kid wanted to see dogs instead of a stupid cat.

    Stupid mom give ur kid a good present like money not a crappy apple.

    And the think the cat likes is called fish. Where was that stupid kid educated.

  • lol fishy pussy.

  • Why is that cat the same size as the child?

  • that's what i was thinking!

  • You do have to remember that this is an artifact of the 1970's, a time when they thought square steering wheels and 100% nationalised industry was a good idea.

  • Austin Allegro, IIRC.

  • Charly don't speak with your mouth full!! :P

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  • would you like to see some puppys :P blah lol im sure the scary pedo man woulnt just walk away if he said "mummy said not to go with straingers"

  • puppies!!???

    i dont think he mean the dogs.

    i think he means womens puppies

    lolololololol

  • we only know the cat's name. what about the brat? What's his name?

  • dominic

  • 'And then Charlie gobbled me up!'

    That cat is disturbing...

  • LOL!! That was so funny! :)

  • i do love that cat

  • how stupid did the government think children were in the 1970's... i got an apple... yeah...

  • "I got an apple"

    What a treat!

    hahaha.

  • Charleys voice is done by Kenny Everet

  • the puppy was being militant lol

  • Peado bear sez NO!

    LOL :D

    and a whole apple!!!!! wow....shit was tough in the 70's man.

  • Goes to show how people take things for granted these days. Back then we ate what we were given, and wore whatever our bigger siblings/cousins had grown out of.

  • so did I, ur only 5 years older than me........

    I was only commenting on how lame it was.....didnt mean to affend you cousins/food etc

  • Ah it wasn't a dig at you, but at modern society!

  • I had to walk 60 miles to get to my school!

    Without shoes!

    On gravel!

  • Uphill!

    Both ways!

  • Hmmm rising my life to see puppies with a strange man . Or leaving tough decision .

  • WOW and APPLE!!!!

  • Wow, an apple! Now there's a fucking lucky kid!

  • Oh man forgotten just how fuckin' creepy that ad was....far worse than the battlefields and broken down monastries in the North info films were!

  • this scares the crap outta me haha!!!

    Xx

  • Charley only stopped him incase he fucked him off 4 a puppy...god this advert really shit me up wen i woz a kid big time! that peodo walks weird man..

  • Ah charley's such a killjoy, never lets the kid have any fun

  • xD it looks like the pedo's legs break when he walks away... A cat on a swing??? Its like sumfin off you've been framed =P and he is also strong enough to drag a small child ....my cat cant do that =] charley is a wonder cat lol

  • How cool was that brings back memories!!!

  • 0:36 Its mr Benn

  • 00:14 sampled by Luke Vibert as Wagon Christ on his track "Kwikwidetrax"

  • so the pedophile just walked off?

  • Wow the cats in 80's ar smart than 2009 XD

  • shit hot video

  • 50 pence i break an arm and leg while going for the world record of leaping from the swing between the tarmac grass while our mum is talking shit

  • this was prob a reaction to the MOORS murders

  • I would ave checked out the puppys...ha ha

  • the fuck lol

  • When I was a lad!

  • the cat didnt want to go because there was a dog there

  • LOL Charley is mental. Love it.

  • This is public DISinformation if anything. Children are far more likely to be sexually molested and abused by people who are known to them rather than someone they don't already. All this advert does is stereotype paedophiles. "Stranger Danger" is bullshit by and large - there are no strangers, only friends you have yet to meet.

  • I don't see what the problem is with warning against strangers who approach them in parks. In the contrary, I DO see what would be problematic about teaching kids to not trust anyone at all, not even their own family.

  • It's 'On the contrary', not 'In the contrary', you stupid fuck. Learn to speak english before you get on your soapbox.

  • So a typo mean that I can't have a valid opinion now? God, you are such a moron. Also, for your information: not everyone in the fucking world has english as a first language, but that doesn't mean we can't have opinions. Prick.

  • Out of all the possible things you could have constructed a comment on,

    you decided to back up paedophiles!

    "there are no strangers, only friends you have yet to meet."

    Now this my friend, is disinformation,

    by your logic, a stranger could never turn out to be your enemy, youll get on great with them, and you will never be raped by one..

    FFS!

  • I am not backing up paedophiles at all. Far from it. The truth is that the majority of sex crimes committed against kids happen to be by people who are well known to them. Telling children that all strangers are uniformly evil is a strawman argument.

  • I cant see how this cartoon is saying that "all strangers are uniformly evil".

    Its saying you cant trust all strangers,

    so its safer not to go with them for the risk of something bad happening.

    Would you seriously be okay with your kids (or if you had kids),

    going off with strangers on their own?

    You wouldnt feel at all concerned that something bad could happen?

    You just cant take risks, with people you have never seen before, you just cant!

  • totally agree 100%

  • @fatpizzaman While it's true most kids are abused by someone they know,kids are STILL taken by strangers. Wiki 13 yo Australian Daniel Morecombe,who disappeared from his bus stop on a main highway on the Sunshine Coast,Queensland,on his way to buy Xmas presents for his family in 2004.Latest leads suggest Daniel was taken by a man in a blue car,but his whereabouts or if he is alive are still unknown.The person who took and possibly murdered Dan is no 'friend u haven't met." :-(

  • Charley was voiced by Kenny Everett.

  • lol kid got ripped off with his apple, i'd prefer puppies.

    XD

  • wow an apple.I can't buy those for 15p....

  • what have gary glitter an napalm got in common?

    they can both strip the clothes off a vietnamese kid in seconds?

    esplender it could be your kid