Bush Also Read Three Shakespears

[c1magr8]

The expectations were at an all time low when you were president ... you STUPID FUCK!

[R0WR0WR0W]

"You chose a vague heroism, because it is the only value left in a world that has lost its meaning. And having chosen it for yourself, you chose it for everybody else. We were forced to imitate you in order not to die. But we became aware then that our superiority over you consisted in our having a direction. Now that all that is about to end, we can tell you what we have learned - that heroism isn't much and that happiness is more difficult."

- from Letters to a German Friend, by A. Camus

[dick91p]

Is somebody who says "ec-uh-lectic" qualified for reading

Shakespeare? Does he even read?

[NH1212c]

My guess is that after getting into Yale on family suck he cheated his way through, having other people write papers and take tests for him. I went to an Ivy university at approximately the same time. Wealthy little twats like Bush did stuff like that all the time.......Then they graduated and someone else went to Vietnam for them also. This guy disgusts me.

[dave98503]

fuck shamoo, you bastards dare to make fun of our Greatest President. He has done nothing but protected and cared greatly for your kids these past 8 years, you assholes.

He would do anything he could to hug and protect them. if you don't like it, then you can all go f-yourselves.

[austinmayor]

"He has done nothing but protected and cared greatly for your kids these past 8 years, you assholes."

First go get a calendar.... See how September 11, 2001 occurred within the last eight years?

Remember that George W. Bush was president of the United States when the nation suffered the worst terrorist attack on US soil?

Would you now like to revise your comment about Bush protecting the "kids" for the past 8 years?

[Dave985033]

hmmm, not really. but thanks for trying.

[iown813]

that attack would of happened regardless of who was president. take your liberal trash out with the garbage son

[raidergunz]

not necessarily, it wouldn't have happened if we had a smarter president. He was given an explicit memo saying there was a probability terrorists would attack the US with airliners

[ProlefeedTV]

"Bin Laden Determined To Strike In America".

Too bad nobody read that memo. Maybe a smarter president would have. Or one that wasn't on vacation at his fake ranch. Where he was afraid to ride horses incidently.

[iblahblah123]

"I WAS IN CRAWFORD......"

[yviva]

this idiot needs to go on trial for genocide, and to spend the rest of his life doing hard labor... in iraq.

[langbry]

I am willing to bet that this is the only time in the history of mankind that the words, "I read three Shakespeares," have ever been uttered. This is not funny folks. This is tragic.

[Mexmasta]

keeping expections low?! hahaha like your brain power right lolz

[jaackjames]

i've gotta ecalectic reading list.

[RJWooller]

never actually heard of 'three shakespeares' when i studied shakespeare at school. bush is just making it all up as he goes along

[langbry]

I don't believe he read any of those books. It's well known that his father hires tutors for him.

[yviva]

no, he just memorized the names of the authors.

[superultimatejesus]

"I just finished the pokey little puppy yesterday. Fucking existentialist nightmare."

[flavourdan]

"ecelectic" Bush has all the wonderful new words lesser men could never use.

[F4O4U4R4S]

"i also read three shakespearS !! " priceless, i hope evrybody understoodifide george

[mikesbaker]

I keep a copy of The Stranger in the house in case I ever run out of toilet paper. People who refer to Joyce and Camus as though they are so great are generally pretentious. Those books are something you carry in college to pick up some nerdy hot chick.

[chomskyknows]

agree somewhat.

[impeachdubya06]

@mikesbaker awww, I honestly love Camus, especially A Happy Death. :(

[diegogamboa]

i swear.. if you've ever seen an 8 year old fake his way through a book report..

[zenmite]

Great job, GW. Those expectations are in the basement.

[Negativemark]

Glad he has been keeping expectations low, I would hate to see if he raised them. What an ass

[poetrychurch]

"I've got an epileptic reading list" -George W. Bush, 42nd President of the United States. AMAZING!!!

[effusion]

"I am going to make fun of President Bush to laugh at how dumb he is...while at the same time losing all of my credibility as an intellect," as said by poetrychurch who was trying to be smart but yet called George W. Bush the 42nd President of the United States. AMAZING!!! Sometimes with the people you hate the most, you look in the mirror and have become one of them.

[poetrychurch]

You are correct serve, I am in error. Fortunately, I wasn't talking to Brian Williams at the time. I try to keep expectations low, you see.

[slithygogs]

I believe he said "eclectic", which would make much more sense.