Dexter funny quote

[Da1337Man]

*rita sees Dexter's average everyday to do list*

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKA!

[Fabio1349]

ahahaha a predator knows he's going to kill ^^

[iplayjacksonguitars]

Sons of Anarchy is really fuckin good too, watch that while you wait for dexter lol

[anis832]

ahahhh ! Love when he think absolutely the contrary in his mind! lol

[Filoulady]

Okay, that's AWESOME! xD Gosh I love this show!

[Neomex000]

season 7! come here!

[drawingsbykirstin]

SPOILER : Dexter: oh god. Deb: oh fuck! Who the fuck was that?  Dexter: 0_0. Deb: was that Travis? Dexter: uhhh.... Do you want it to be? Lol I don't know that's probably not how it's going to be but I just wish it would go like that...

[drawingsbykirstin]

SPOILER.

[AssesinoCereal]

I miss Rita :(

[superseth39]

@AssesinoCereal um spoiler alert

[xHUTSEx]

@AssesinoCereal MOTHERFUCKING SPOILER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE!!!!!!!

[XxTriViuMfan98xX]

Farrow is innocent D:

[Schmidteren]

@XxTriViuMfan98xX too late

[JonRoyalty]

sooooo GLAD that Dexter beat cancer!

[sls926]

I shouldn't be watching any of this. Im only starting season 2 o.o

[JonRoyalty]

I'm sooooo Happy Dex beat Cancer!

[adobepoopscript]

@JonRoyalty Of course he did. 

[thing341]

everything from 0:00 to 0:14 sounded like dexter planning out a strange and unusual gay sex scene "brockback mountain" style

[DaWanderer]

yo im glad rita is gone. sure shes hot n stuff and good to be around... but dexter is a lone wolf. he doenst need any of this shi

[mexdrumpiano]

RITA!!!!!!!!!!!! tear  :_ (

[BurnlnHell]

funny quotation*

[sfhdiosha]

1. IceTruck killer, 2. Bay harbour butcher, 3. Miquel as a friend, 4. Trinity Killer, 5. Lumen's revenge, 6. Religious killers, 7. COULD BE ANYTHINK !! Thats why I love Dexter.

[XeoBass]

@sfhdiosha

7. Masuka's new lab geek assistant is gonna be the Ice-Truck killer copycat. If you noticed hes obsessed with Dexter and he bought the cut off arm from ebay. Looks like they're setting the plot for next season! Also I think next season Deb will find out dexter's secret!

[xb4dbadx]

i hate rita died i acyually cried...for dexter

[JMarT96Dx]

too bad she dies

[19lemons93]

where's the free cake?

;)

[Yuurekk]

Its Hammer Time!

[SomeOneFromOFS]

I just watched the season 6 episode. It's leaked!!

I didn't believe it was on there lol, and it was good quality as if you're watching it from the TV. I liked it so far..... just so you could believe me, Dexter goes to his high school reunion!

i watched it on icefilm . info.

just make sure you download the plug-in so you could watch without having to download from megaupload. The plug in the homepage.

[Yuurekk]

@SomeOneFromOFS yeah i watched it too:D HD quality, but i think its trash version, and original wiil be a little diffrent. Cheers!

[WeAreDisasters]

Anyone else notice it skipped 22.

[biomecaNICK]

im waiting for you season 6 !!!

[PassengerOfTheNight]

@biomecaNICK ME 2 D:

[shaktimaan09]

@PassengerOfTheNight 3 oct 2011.....with house md.

[ChAOtiCaDaM]

@PassengerOfTheNight It's here!

[tha3immortals]

@biomecaNICK season six sucks IMO

[lobitas3399]

@biomecaNICK waiting for 7

[AshiteratsuAka]

@lobitas3399 only 9 months left hang on! XD

[mickeyrox4029]

@biomecaNICK im waiting for season 7 !!!

[Ryodisis]

SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER

Dexter kills Deb Season 7

[toThe9thPower]

@Ryodisis after he fucks her

[TheHappyKitten]

@Ryodisis they didn't' even start writing it.

[toThe9thPower]

@biomecaNICK yeah that went well didn't it. "hey lets have a Tyler Durden character, and lets make it obvious he is imaginary very early on, OH and how about this? lets make Deb want to fuck Dexter, and after this piss poor season, lets actually have Deb discover Dexter is a serial killer only to cut it off IMMEDIATELY after the big moment that fans have been waiting for since the beginning of the fucking show"

Great season right?? This show didn't peak during season 4 at allllll

[JTIanEater]

@toThe9thPower Man you have high standards for shows huh

[JTIanEater]

@toThe9thPower Man you sound like you know a lot about shows do you write reviews about it too?

[toThe9thPower]

@JTIanEater Nope, but I probably should. I know my shit, Dexter used to be one of my favorite shows ever, and I think we can both agree John Lithgows portrayal of the Trinity killer in season 4 was fucking AMAZING.. Everything about this show has been downhill ever since. I hope you have seen the shows I listed, they are incredible.. Game of Thrones too, and the first season of Boardwalk Empire, GREAT fucking television and as near perfect as you could ever expect TV to be

[JTIanEater]

@toThe9thPower Man that sounds good I should look into those shows. Personally, I'm what you would call an "average" TV watcher. I get impressed by shows easily haha. Tbh, my favorite seasons were 4 and 2. John Lithgow is a magnificent actor portraying the family man serial killer. 4 was by far my favorite season. I wasn't peculiarly intrigued by the 5th season, in fact I found it sort of bland. The 6th was okay, I like the story of the book of Revelations, so it was cool.

[JTIanEater]

@toThe9thPower And personally, the end of the season

SPOILER ALERT

when Deb saw Dex with the DDK guy, I was thrown off my seat; even though I knew it was coming. I was however, a bit disappointed that that was the ending line of the 6th season. I can't wait until September/October, though; I want to know how the 7th season ends up. I heard Breaking Bad is really good, so I think that's going to be my next sit-down-every-day-to-watch show.

[toThe9thPower]

@JTIanEater Watch Breaking Bad from the beginning, it gets so consistently better its astonishing. Deadwood is also one of the best shows ever, it only got 3 seasons sadly, but its one you don't want to miss. Justified and Sons of Anarchy are great shows to, and Shameless is a great comedy/drama with William H Macy, Not sure if you download shows, but I highly recommend it, otherwise you gotta go rent or buy a lot of these.. and you can get them for free through torrents

[JTIanEater]

@toThe9thPower Oh I have a site I can watch practically anything on

[toThe9thPower]

@JTIanEater well I am not sure which site you are talking about, but if it has adds or the quality isn't very good, you should get Vuze and download the shows, its really fast and they have no commercials, and you can even get HD copies of the show. If this site is streaming the content I am quite positive that it won't have the greatest quality. Plus if it is missing even one of these shows, you REALLY need Vuze then. Those are easily some of the best TV shows ever.

[JTIanEater]

@toThe9thPower ok ill remember vuze thanks man

[toThe9thPower]

@JTIanEater if you download Vuze and search for something and nothing comes up, Its because you also need to download a search template, this is basically a connection to the sites that host these torrents. It will literally take a split second because each site is only a few kb to download. So google Vuze search template and it will give you a shitload of sites that host these torrents, Otherwise Vuze might not show up anything when you search for stuff.

[XxTHEcakeISaLIExX994]

@toThe9thPower i prefer utorrent

[toThe9thPower]

@XxTHEcakeISaLIExX994 cool story? I wasn't commenting you now was I? uTorrent and Vuze both have pros and cons, I use both but a newbie would be better off with Vuze since it finds the shit for you right on the program itself

[TheHappyKitten]

@biomecaNICK im waiting for you season 7 !!!

[rubiksmagicsolver098]

@biomecaNICK want a website for season six online?

[hama666]

@smegheads123 Luckily I've already seen it, but what a cuntish thing to do.

[Ryu12543]

One of my favorite lines was when he was talking to the lady with the barking dog. "He doesn't like to go outside" "Did he tell you that?" I forgot the line exactly, I saw that about nine months ago.

[deslovescupcakess]

@Ryu12543 hahah! i remember that. his neighbor was a bitch.

[StrangeCamus]

very funny sex

[3Life3]

Cake first

[iliketolood]

ah hay

[354metalhead]

no, the cake is a lie.

[MrTransformerbot]

GOD! i miss Rita!

[TheDranass]

ＥＮＪＯＹ　！

[BILLKAULITZGIRL4EVER]

@VicenzoV LIES!! =O!

[honeyzandean]

@VicenzoV

Of course Debra will die. I don't think she wants to be next to her soon-to-be ex-husband.

[bark1]

@VicenzoV if that's true, you're an asshole. and if it's not, you're still an asshole.

[crackerpopskikay]

@VicenzoV If that's true I will watch again if Lumen is back!! I love that story line!!!

[LibertyCityMayhem95]

@VicenzoV i dont think the producers would think highly of you revealing spoilers of a season still in production....matter of fact im pretty sure legal action would be pursued

[CatzEyes93]

@LibertyCityMayhem95 what are you talking about? this was at least 2 seasons ago

[aris224]

@LibertyCityMayhem95 This is season 4. It aired almost 2 years ago...!

We're currently waiting for season 6, which starts in September.

[rokko004]

@aris224 October

[1classiclover]

Dex is THE BEST <3

[Mooonkey01]

Rita's hot.

[elecousticblues]

HAHAHAHA XD

[rmhism]

Masuka dies.

[jeroendeman]

@rmhism lies

[camstr]

@rmhism haha no he doesn't why would you even think such a horrendous thing =(

[Iskatefoundation]

lol

[MAriNeMandM]

0:00 - 0:03

WTF?! xD

[TheFishKeeper100]

lol

[legolovergirls]

Lol

[Teppicamon]

lol

[Afterthebattle]

lol

[Dman40000]

lol

[VFVhho]

lol

[imtifade]

spoiler alert season 4 is over

[PuppetierMaster]

@imtifade NNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­U-

[Matt561]

@imtifade NOOOOOO!!!!!

[mickeyrox4029]

@imtifade alert season 6 is over

[MrDoctorTomas]

lol



[140JOJO]

What episode it this from?

[MaGGoTMusic]

lol

[EpicWIN18]

lol

[fenrir139]

all fairness that was actually quite funny :D