"CWC Girlfriend SingStar" - Leaked Edition

[vahnfish]

he dropped the f bomb oh shiii

[839ricky]

does he have shit on his chin?

[ChaosMew161]

CWC sounds SO MUCH like Crap when He is singing.

[FreakAboutSims3]

Is the synching off?

[Sionny]

At last! A New ringtone!

[energie030303]

did this make anybody elses head hurt

[ArtistoftheNight]

HE'S LIKE, SO WHATEVER... 

[BoukenCrimson]

William Hung >>>>>>>>> Chris-chan

[Captainmanboobies]

oh boy This could be the next play boy cover......:(

[argiepoo]

I love how he seems in total pain throughout.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

How old is Chris again?

[MindOfCreativity]

@rabidrabbitshuggers 7 I guess.

[agrosanta99]

@rabidrabbitshuggers Welp. 30.

[master2497]

god bless america

[darthteej1]

Alright transcribe audio, do your work.

[thewonderfulwick]

For the love of god, don't change lyrics to make them gender appropriate. Especially whilst singing songs aimed at 13 year old girls. Where does it end? Boys just want to have fu-un.

[SimonSaysFranklin]

Chris Chan will actually bring about the apocalypse. I swear. if he doesn't cause the end of the world in 2012, then i'll be surprised.

[OrgasmicPancakes]

Coolest room ever though. I wish I had a room like his.

[TheJesseCampFanclub]

@scrantonicitiy Fun fact: He called a prostitute once and she hung up on him.

[XxPromisesBrokenxX]

Avril Lavigne would be so proud. :')

[Atikowarez]

It's his pelvic thrusts that really drive me insane... Looks like my mind's warped again.

[AlanSmithee06]

When our universe finally collapses into itself, in the last few seconds of exhausted heat-death, THIS is the song that will be playing at the moment of extinction.

[tmanuel44]

Chris' improved lyrics are fuckin garbage. Even more garbage than the original lyrics.

[MrSparklehooves]

@tmanuel44 NO RLY?

[Tara16000]

such a talented singer

[C5H5N5O]

00:10 - captions

"barely a year i could be a plot of land"

Such a wise man. Deep down, we all wish to be plots of land.

[deadlyfeather]

Turn Transcribe Audio on, thus making this video 'ten times funnier'.

[PadawanPictures]

@deadlyfeather Here from TV Tropes? Me too!

[T0mm3n]

Ladies! Please, contain your orgasms!

[alecampanita7]

hahahaha lol

[armageddon74400]

0:54 His dance.

It... mesmerizes me...

[SESdisciple]

Keep your panties on, ladies.

[MarkingForMorrison]

He is much more talented than Avril Lavinge.

[JohnMooreification]

"Gee, why wouldn't she want him back?"

[Bakanekokao]

This song is on Just Dance 2. Every time I dance to it, I feel like this fucktard.  God dammit.

[Scourgeandmephiles93]

This makes you wish humans were born either without ears or a mouth.

[CTR8008]

This makes me want to stand very close to a very loud explosion so I can become deaf and never hear another noise again.

[sirpico123]

he`s completely insane who is this vid meant to appeal to???? even an aids infected, crack addicted hooker would`nt give him a second look

[iNvictaStudios]

The mic couldn't detect anything because his singing was so bad.

[papabutfuk]

I'm watching this having not slept for about a day and a half, and for a brief moment as I was so hypnotized by this I had felt as if my hand had merged with my mouse and it took me a few seconds to reevaluate the nature of being and physical properties of my hand and of the mouse. I guess it is not really relevant but I mean at least maybe you will find this comment and see it as a mild consolatory novelty.

[zulok1337]

@papabutfuk lol, not sleeping can cause some weird epiphanies and or delusions.. it's fun

[KiraShake]

I have a Chris at my school. That's not his name, it's Blake. He was okay at first, autistic, so we kind of pitied him into our group... Then he started to stalk girls and then me and my friend... Then he asked for my virginity...twice..Pulled my hair when I wouldn't listen to him, and would follow me to my classes. I know he's autistic, but it was horrible. We tried to be nice to him, but it just didn't work :T

[porygonlover322]

Anybody turn on Transcribe Audio?

[r0cKsT4r177]

1:01 He says girlfriend LOL

[QuicklimeTime]

Watching this reminds me of BILLY MAYS doing a dramatic reading of the poetic ramblings of a schizophrenic murderer whilst a fat guy has a seizure in the foreground.

Then I realise it can't be like that, because the above would be something I'd pay to see.

[IcarusTrebonius]

HEY HEY, RAGE RAGE, I DON'T LIKE YOUR, RAGE, RAGE.

[69soldier]

Hes still better than justin beiber

[SoopySnoopy]

@69soldier But Justin Bieber isn't retarded. Is he?

[XSouthXNightX]

IS this guy 100% for real?

[CKO92]

@XSouthXNightX Unfortunately, yes.

[XSouthXNightX]

@CKO92 This is like that one kid at school you wanna be friends with so you can make him normal...then find out you can't and you have to fucking sprint out of the school and move.

[Ledslinger7777]

Turn on transcribe audio.

Laugh a lot more.

[CWClolitrollu]

I love that it's unlikely he's even aware of the original "Boyfriend" which Avril copied.

[Mariocake111]

This makes me like Justin Bieber's Music....

[Akivampress7]

EWWWWW, my eyes! His man-bewbs are bouncing! DX

[skysands2008]

Chris....you dont deserve a beard, so shave it now

[jonykakuyo]

dude go see a doctor fast! girls are NOT attracted to any of this! not the disgusting singing, none of the sonichu stuff , sex drawings, yu-gi-oh cards of imaginary incest twin sisters, NONE OF IT!!!!!!!! get rid of it all and maybe - just maybe you might have a chance with a lady

[KrazyKacophony]

Chris made me go lesbo for my best friend.

[AsFlowingWater]

The audio transcribe option makes this SO MUCH BETTER.

[dirrrtyhippie]

"You need to be a straight girl" Thank God I am bi!!!!

[MrEvol94]

LMFAO

[jace5151]

i hope he dies

[Arashiofordo3]

... what on earth did I just subject myself too...?

[TAXEXEMPTION]

he looks like he neeeds to shit throughout the whole video.(and probably did during it)

[TonyBMan]

Me: hey chris-chan, knock knock!!!!?!1

chris: who is it, better not be gays or blacks!

ME: GIGGAAAAAAAAA DRRIIIIILLLLLLLL BRRRREEEAAAAAAKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

(my attack clashes with chris-chans tard'ism)

*entire universe implodes*

[pgt1027]

Just because he has a boyfriend doesn't make him a girl, CWC.

[Germeka]

And this, my friend, is how tektonik was born...

[Farmingyerr]

that makes me moist...

[stevedeeg]

Now what woman can resist those dance moves. I have a lot to learn from him.

[AltoCat1]

Probably his best song sung. Compared to his other ones at least.

:p

[captainghey]

2:55 - pelvic thrusts; scratches the fleas on his head; continues thrusting.

[KiraShake]

Christian wants to sex you up :P

[NZGirlyGamer]

hey hey you you I don't like your singing!

[StrawberryBunnyButch]

Thats so idiotic .. it's not even funny

[cutelightgirl]

@AngelofLightX4 to be truthful this is the only time i would rather listen to Justin bieber than Chris-Chan's creepy ass

[AngelofLightX4]

@cutelightgirl i'll second to that xD

[Loller65]

Does this guy have an album? He should...

[Kukadin]

@Loller65 He actually does

[Spacenuggetcadet]

Yeah, Chris... This video makes you seem less gay.

[n2existance]

I cried for this man

[AngelofLightX4]

I only have on thing to say:

*FACEPALM*

[Zerony31]

@noobtuber666 You do know this is one of the only places to find his videos? He took all his videos down.

[MNSv2]

This guy kinda makes me wish I wasn't a girl :C...

Also CWC will die a virgin.

[JoesGuy]

@MNSv2

Fear not, fair maiden. He shall die alone and he shall bother none of you again. ^_^

[StaticPokemon]

@MNSv2 This guy makes me wish I weren't named Megan.

It's so much more creepy listening to some of these when it sounds like he's talking to you.

[uBeR1337gUy]

@StaticPokemon Tell me about it, I share the same problem in a few videos.

[AsterBarnivere]

@StaticPokemon Good thing I'm a niggo... lol

[Kukadin]

@MNSv2 You know you want his sex

[TonyBMan]

@MNSv2 Tits or GTFO...no exceptions, nothing personal tho babe ;-)

[GeneStarwind09]

@TonyBMan Another candidate for 27-year-old virgin?

[TonyBMan]

@GeneStarwind09 virgins? In MY youtube?!

(It's moar likely than you think!)

[TheGhostDogg100]

@GeneStarwind09 29 actually.

[zeldafanboy23ify]

@MNSv2 Sad but true.

[itwasme356]

@MNSv2 o rly

[Heithlar]

@MNSv2 He's not a virgin. He was pretty decent before the internet fucked him up

[jddeitz2000]

@Heithlar

WHAT? Yes he is.

[Heithlar]

@jddeitz2000 when I did a good research about him, he WAS really fucked up...

My apologies.

[jddeitz2000]

@Heithlar

Lol none needed

[GreenGem24]

@MNSv2 same

[RammingFausnut]

@MNSv2 You are only 16, you realise that makes you sound like a slut?

Anyhow.. i agree with the end part

[Bleatch1]

@sonicspeeder28 ...well that wasn't too smart.

[Bleatch1]

You guys DO KNOW that this isn't him singing, right?

Terribly done lip syncing. Doesn't it seem stupid when his mouth moves and he doesn't say anything?

[ArbiterThelVadam]

What a vile display.

[RetroZombieee]

I think Chris somewhat looked better with that "beard"

[finalfantasyrules222]

his voice must get all the pussy i can't even type that with a straight face

[nomercy0334]

niceeee

[MrDonkeydong155]

He's still fucking better than Avril Lavigne.

[kenrikun]

He's winning me over with how sexy his dancing is.

[S7MEGA]

i just got ear cancer

[captainghey]

This was supposed to be a tribute to a girlfriend (troll) who 'died'

He REALLY thinks this is an appropriate tribute to a deceased friend.

[mywingsareyours]

@captainghey Actually, it was another troll demand. I just read it in the email archives the other day on the cwciki. He was demanded to make a video singing to Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend".

[Bubbleflum]

Funny how at :35 he raises his hand and screams silently, so not to anger his parents downstairs.

[Eclipse452]

Take a good look guys.

This is the face of an angel.

[PhantasyGod]

All i can say is that my GAYdar is on defcon 4

[thereaIblackcerberus]

He's lip syncing. He just cheated his own fucking rules. Why am I not surprised?

[videogamenostalgia]

muted, this fits well with Mason vs Princess Superstar's 'Perfect Exceeder'

[DoctorBeardface]

Flawless tardsmanship.

[night2010]

i feel so bad for his parents

[ikkedoch]

@night2010 I don't. They made him this way.

[TAXEXEMPTION]

.....faggot.

[theuglyduchess]

1:02 turned me into a lesbian

[YoungBawlzzzz]

dude stop swollowing ure sperm

[angelelnegro666]

are you homosexual? ...SLUT!

[evilass334]

@angelelnegro666 i look at all the comments...and your's has to be the most weak...thats depressing man you can do better

[AMelancholyDream]

Lol, those pelvic thrusts.

[molewizard]

I had my speakers at full volume and my roomate (female) was like "WHAT THE FUCK YOU SICK SHIT"

So epic.

[XxKyleAndStanFGxX]

After this,half the avril lavine fans committed suicide..and the other half either got locked in a mental institution or got long hours of therapy..

[FFRrox]

hes obviously yknow yea

[Spideymania]

Good day sir,

On behalf of the internets, I implore you to GTFO and take your fail with you.

Thank you,

Everyone

[LilLadyDaniella]

@Spideymania God speech, but next time say that on the original video: this is a mirror. Yeah, this isn't his account. other than that, I agree 100%

[Spideymania]

@LilLadyDaniella True. But even if I did put that on his account...Do you really believe that he'll listen to me? xD

And anyways, I really don't want him to go. I get so much entertainment from this lolcow that if he leaves I won't have anymore delicious retarded humor. So disregard what I said before. Keep it up Chris! Keep entertaining us!

[fucker661]

just die imposter. youre embarrasing

[SuperMariotheKing100]

*eye twitches uncontrollably*

[TheLordOfTheSporks]

OH YOU.

[FoxyMamaRox]

o_o I think I need an adult.

[FlapsItToTheLimit]

smooth moves he got

[yesidoagree]

I'M STRAIGHT DAMMIT, STRAIGHT!!

[TailsFan23]

No.... just, no. I hope Avril doesn't see this.

[trufuknplaya]

lol he should not be allowed to jump up and down

[stinger321]

This is too pathetic to even laugh at.

[rvp89000]

@stinger321

you're so right

[Shavarnarak]

The motherfucking prince of Retardia.

[TheShadowyPhantom]

What a shock - Avril has a deeper voice than Ian.

[hyrohero1]

the voice of a generation

[MahBoi22]

what is this i don't even

[Whitedevil222]

Stop. Just. Stop. Oh jesus. please stop

[nonostaystraight]

someone should do this routine on the dance shows

[kikook222]

This is my greatest fear.....I hope to God college works out for me....

[mordredt02]

This video is like so whatever.

[SlasherCheetah]

Chris, you and tone don't get together

[KiraToomer]

He is actually getting tired from dancing for 3 minutes

[GamesGear]

Avril just killed her self now you know.

[SpaceScreaminJohn]

I like how he dances with his eyes closed, like he knows his dancing is an abomination not meant to be see by anyone.

[CannibalMolly]

Why does this shell of a man post a video of every twatty little thing he does?

[SlasherCheetah]

@CannibalMolly WHAT IS A MAN

[flaksucks]

oh shit, he's doing the truffle shuffle with a shirt on

[dudemannn1]

I feel a micspam coming on....

[MisterShuckle]

2:02 PELVIC THRUST, HELLZ YEAH

[ilikemunting]

he needs a record deal, any takers?

[pockypurse]

@ilikemunting Nobody wants to lose money THAT quickly.

[AYoshiTale]

ive got one big feeling that this idiot will commit suicide

[DukeNukem2020]

He should danced like this at "Fridays at Five"-or whatever that event is called- instead of doing the Autistic Shuffle.

[soilwork121]

What the fuck did I just watch.

[MrAnimeviewer2000]

@soilwork121 no one knows

[DoctorBeardface]

Look at him go... dancing his autistic ass off...

[wierdboo106]

Is it just me, or is that controller glued to his left hand?

[DemonicAngel219]

Gay as heck. I joined to just call you gay. JK

[streatz11]

faggot

[squaretrapezoid]

Still more tolerable than Avril Lavigne