Hans Dick DRUNK

[nicknack175]

@sickanimation didn't you Pay a hobo to read this out?

[HiCaliberConsecrator]

He's not homeless anymore.

[charliegirl6]

This guys been doing some hard drugs i swears!

[RobinsonProductionz]

They call each other many different names lol!

[shannonbeep]

look dawg....im drunk as fuck and twice as horny. 

[dinx420]

SAY BRA IM SELLING SOME DVDS FUCK you tommy and your homeless dog

[M00347705]

surprised there wasn't a stone temple fucking faggot pilots track at the end

[DEIMOSLOL]

alzeimers conversation.

[eyesword101]

Well Osama Isnt Really Hiding....

[xfallenxbeliefx]

This is the funniest shit I have ever seen. This video makes sweet love to my senses.

[sayonara87]

not to brag or anything but i doubt anyone has seen this more than me. for years i've been watching this and of course i can recite the whole thing. reply if you disagree.

[xxgodjrxx]

@sayonara87 Wrong brah. I have seen this video more than anybody in the world and I will kill anybody that disagrees.

[xxgodjrxx]

@xxgodjrxx but I wouldn't really kill anybody, cause that's not cool. 

[Fallinldols]

The amp violins through you bass ten are you resisting force gribble

[ConsumptionMayCause]

thanks Marc

[Allisterpunx]

tater sauce.

[retardkidsintheback]

"i would totally eat his grits"

"eat his grits, what do you mean?"

"you know, like with sausage"

[RandallPStudios]

Genius!

[RandallPStudios]

Genius!

[adrock4]

BRUH

YA GIRLFRIENDS TITS IS SAGGY

[thehegarty87]

eat his wrist

[ftjls]

my dad just poopooed in the kitchen so unless you like rocky road i suggest you turn, you turn your compass east.

fuck you tommy and your homeless dog.

he's not homeless anymore travis, he's not homeless anymore.

i've watched this so many times i can recite it -_-

[JSGanzbot]

@ftjls me too, me too... I watched SA all through high school and it ruined my life now that I'm supposed to be an adult and shit.

[LoriAnnosaurous]

hahahhaha

[francisfordcoppafeel]

I'm leaving, Craig!!

[malevolence7]

Marc was at show running the merch table when he wrote this manuscript, then on the way out of the show he found a homeless guy asking for change so he paid the guy to read the script, that's why the reading is so weird, but also extra funny.

[007ToxicVenom]

The way the voices are neutral makes it so much funnier!

[Garthock]

cool

[JamMastaJew]

I mean I'm............ so damn proud of him

[joelkcamp]

has anyone noticed that their names change 5 times

[xeyon]

lmao this dialogue is great

[NotHomelessAnymore]

ahh, the origins of my lovely username

[GrilloJ123]

This is genius...Marc M and Sickanimation is amazing

[wmd222HxC]

say bruh lmfao!!!

[totalpackage11]

I was honestly expecting them to either start fucking or making out.

But how can you blame me, that's how they all usually turn out.

[Itipcows]

the ending is sooo damn funny!

Hes not homeless any more travis...

[YukariKanashii88]

"So win." "Win what?" "The truth." xDD

[MonkeyphoneAlex]

EIGHT YEARS!!!!

[matzoball101]

@MonkeyphoneAlex

what

[ClintVanS]

Don't belittle me by changing the subject Chris and yes, he is.

[yexey]

I'm drunk right now and this is pretty cool

but if i wasn't drunk... who knows

I WILL NEVER KNOW

WILL YUOU?

[enjoiorange]

Who did the voices

[Cotdail]

Excellent!

[raleighl]

best line: Unless you like rocky road you better turn your ass east.

[fwe4life]

except you just ruined it by saying it wrong

[Jobatone]

need to be high to watch this.

[WOBERTPATTYSIN]

hahahahahahahahahaha this was so funny

[MPMaster]

Thank you so much for putting this back up you fat motherfucker.

[LargeMoneyStacks]

witchya homeless dog

[allahonsteroids]

iWhack

[Snerdly]

A white horse fell in the mud. Bastard.

[Aviv36]

Surrrrrrrrre...

COMPLETE AWESOMENESS

[dinosaursanwich]

hey look my dad just poo pooed in the kitchen and if you don't like rocky road i suggest you turn your compass east....

[dinosaursanwich]

this has always been my favorite one haha

[Nattiaaar]

One word.

Amazing.

XDDD

[cammielookie]

lmfaooo HAHAHAAA

[PeazyG420]

God cursed me with the funny bone from hell i am so fucking funnny XD

[caylarocksyohips]

LMFAO!

[dukiepoo666]

i definitely needed that

[ZeitOner]

YES

[MiiniAgnes]

gahaha :D keep being drunk! (:

[DoctorDrinkX10]

LOL, this was awesome, I couldn't keep my eyes off it XD awesome stuff, Please get drunk or a drunk hobo so you could make more of these

[visualkei72]

i heard Marc M. paid a homeless guy $5 to record this on a digital recorder. And I think the homeless guy was drunk at the time.

Not sure if the story is true, but it's what I heard.

[skinflutey]

yea i think he mentions it on his web site

[CreamyGoodness47]

i read the same thing

[zanechaos]

I was waiting for this upload now I KAN FUCKIN SHOW IT TO EVERYONE

this made me piss my pants

[lot24]

Hah. Names never stop changing.

2:08

[thedancemetaltwins]

This is every conversation I've ever had.

[jesseinmanfl]

i love you

[laylamerck]

I heard, and this may be just a rumor, but I heard that if you swallow gum, it stays inside you for seven years.

[laymness]

i love this one but it was so much better without the mouth movements. i dont know why

[Yamazon3]

this is my fav too!!!11 and it makes me happy that others think so too!

[wickedsensation]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

[piratepimm]

This is probably the best one ever. You've got to add the description that's on the one from the website, makes it so much funnier. But really, this cartoon is incredible.

[Xenomorph52]

agreed.

[marcisreallycool]

haha im drunk as fuck and twice as horny

[Willianatior]

I read he paid a bum to record that voice.

[MadMatt2291]

lol and stuff

[morgoth2000]

I think the story behind this is that Marc wrote it when he was drunk, then paid a hobo to read the lines in a mic for him.

[YourBergerKing]

that's the story that i remember marc telling, but i'm pretty sure that was just a bonus joke, not a true account of the video's origins. whatever the case may be, this shit remains hilarious.

[xxgodjrxx]

This may be my favorite SickAnimation video of all time.

[crazykillerpanda63]

you're ready for shit haha

[hulubuloo]

yes! this is my all time favorite sick animation.

he's hideeeeeeeeeeeing...i dont know where.

[TheMortisOlafShow]

Masterpiece.

[PeazyG420]

Haha okay now im tripping out LOL

[youngdollarboy]

where, exactly are we?

[seriouslyguyswtf]

he's not homeless anymore travis, he's not homeless anymore..

[ManChiggerDude]

Marc M wins the fucking internet.

[tonynemo]

We love you Marc

[BackwardsBreadFilms]

baahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ah.

such a classic. Haven't watched this in years.

AWESOME

[xContaminatedx]

I'd totally eat Marc's grits.

[negrosaurus]

but w/sausage?

[xContaminatedx]

Is there any other way?

[IMD007]

I would totally eat his grits.

[LuXxenatorX]

i already watched that one

[503goonie]

what program do you use to make animations?

[lorezapocalypse]

This looks like flash.