Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult

[squabs126]

Lmao wit lady holdin her purse..thanks for pointing that out..i like small shit like that..obviously its not real tho

[NirvZppln94]

white girl tried as black man? she's gonna get 50 extra years

[lochness20]

wtf is this? is this real?

[TPBThommTPB]

@lochness20 Absolutely

[ProfessorCannabis108]

lol 0:49 the lady holding her purse

[moisace90]

lmao

[m1c000l]

man the racist onions are the best 

[artgeek12583]

I'm Scags... She did it.

[dawkinsfan41]

More realistic than Fox "News".

[ActaNonVerba71]

Thanks to the people who brought the purse thing up. I didn't notice that before..hilarious. The Onion is so ridiculously funny sometimes.

[justscottiful]

Imagine her becoming the leader of the black gang at a male prison.

[ActaNonVerba71]

@justscottiful hahah

[0Heavy0Metal0]

When they lead her out of the courtroom, watch the women in green sitting in the corner @ 0:48 That is so funny the way she guards her purse! lol

[4ebees]

@0Heavy0Metal0

Well spotted. I didn't see that at all. So funny.

[Sutiea]

haha, Skaggs

[joshebizonline]

Lmao

[cowedbywisdom]

Anyone notice the lady at :47 seconds take her purse? hahaha

[tjrams73]

@cowedbywisdom idiot.

[ginacranbourne]

An American Satirical article that displays irony. Who would have thought.  Very clever, thought provoking and quite amusing.

[Nduengo]

The Onion might be satire but they really know how to speak the raw truth!!

[scallywag1312]

I love this shit, the zinger always comes halfway through, right on cue, "This is America, nobody deserves to be treated as a black man!"

LMAO!!!

[CJKpi]

lol, Fox News is evil. (/sarcasm)

[schmendriks]

should have trialed her as a horse.....

[mrjo0e1]

@schmendriks trialed? tried

[ShyRobot]

At least The Onion says that their news is false and satire, unlike Fox News and CNN who feed you the bullshit.

[Shargrailar]

[ insert witless "fox news" joke here]

[keefermonster]

What kind of crap is this! ARE you serious

[Bobopoa]

@keefermonster Sad, isn't it? That poor girl.

[BlakeBarbieDoll]

lol

[VatoRanger]

Love it!

[bitemedelilah]

Hahahahaha

[GBGdevotie]

This is America. Nobody deserves to be treated as a black man!

[youngatnaruto]

@GBGdevotie open racism

[Fr33d0m97]

FUCK AMERICA!

[zungaloca]

@Fr33d0m97 we got you

[Bigbruiser61]

BASCICALLY IF YOU GET TRIED AS A BLACK ADULT, YOUR FUCKED!

[billwho62]

@Bigbruiser61 ...... Well you know they're guilty of something.

[madfreakinc1]

@Bigbruiser61 true that

[wazpoppin9]

this ones not as good.

[billwho62]

Question, I was born in the early 60's and have no recollection of MLK. Did blacks at that time behave then as they do now? I mean, did something change since MLK or were they always like this? Also, is there anyone out there that can give me a sincere psychological evaluation on black society as a whole? Please, only sincere replies

[SomethingRules]

@billwho62 what the fuck do you mean "like this" you racist asshole

[billwho62]

@SomethingRules .... Well, you know how ''you guys'' run around with your pants low like an idiot. Gettin drunk all the time. Smokin/sellin crack all the time. Shootin rapin murderin and pilferin all the time. Singin that rap shit always. You know how ''you people'' are. Also....... If they try the girl as a 300 lb nigger, they should save the money, no trial, just lock her up. She's guilty.

[SomethingRules]

@billwho62 lol i'm not even black

[from212]

@billwho62 Well, you know how "You white people" run around with your worn out levis. Getting drunk off moonshine, smoking meth all the time. Shootin, playing banjo, hanging niggers, and living in trailer parks. You know how you "hill-billy crackers" are, too busy having sex with your cousins, that's why a nigger like Obama gets to run YOUR country. If they trial the girl as a black person, she will be judge by racists people like billwho62.

See how ignorant you are?

[billwho62]

should'nt even try her. locker up!

[from212]

@billwho62 It's "trial" as in "Shouldn't even send her to trial" you illiterate moron. Can't even speak your own language properly...

[panda0100]

@from212 you're the moron. try is the verb form of trial. you are tried in a court room, at your trial.

we will try you as an adult.

you will be tried as an adult.

you will be considered an adult for this trial.

stfu & gtfo you ignoramus.

[derick1259]

"The court has instructed local media to assum that she is guilty." - So much truth.

[dreamkasts]

This video is fake however its shading light on the justice system. It favors white over black rich over poor and female over male. I challenge anyone to say differently... Justice is blind is all but a fairy tale.

[Eudaletism]

@dreamkasts It's not the system that is at fault, it's the people behind it. If jurors themselves weren't prejudiced, if the media weren't prejudiced, the system would work.

[GordonAndres]

lmao this is too funny

[Draious]

You all know this is fake, right?

[dreamkasts]

@Draious Its fake based off of a true legal system. Its individuals taken jabs at the court systems in america and the phrase Lady Justice is Blind

[GilbertP23]

After they showed the drawing of her as a big black dude, I totally thought she was guilty lol

[Queenweezy1]

SMH.. Lol

[mytime2shine13]

THIS IS THE SADDEST FUNNIEST SOURCE OF NEWS. I LOVE WHEN AMERICAS HONEST.

[mytime2shine13]

They said fuck it if FOX NEWS can do it why can't we. As long as ur a Jew or got Jews backing u in some fashion ur good

[Shadiaconfident9999]

Lmpaoooo

[avsrule247]

AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE JUSTICE SYSTEM IS SO FUCKED! YOU DON'T SEE THIS KIND OF TREATMENT IN OTHER COUNTRIES! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THIS IS CLEARLY RACISM!

[mytime2shine13]

@avsrule247 yup and has been goin on before our great great great great great great great great great great grand parents were even twinkles in our great great great great great great grandparents eyes.

[GazAnders69]

rofl

[m1c000l]

am i the only one who finds that the racist episodes and the funniest ?

[danbeb]

@ph157ofch1ck3n LOL I commented before I watched the video (I know that's stupid). After I watched it I knew it was fake.

[musardus]

this is tooo funny i cant stop laughing

[neons99]

I like the Onion but don't agree with all the implications of this satire.

[eviltube1111]

Ok?

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@danbeb Let me guess, you're American?

[danbeb]

@MegaWinnieGirl I'm sorry! I commented before I watched the video so I didn't think it would be like that lol. And I am Canadian, not American. I know, what a shame for my country.

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@danbeb Lol.

[tatsujinMasurao]

@danbeb It's not real. This is commonly referred to as satire.

[danbeb]

@tatsujinMasurao I didn't watch the video until after I commented lol sorry

[PublicVIDE0]

news : A man was shot to death today

Me : lemme guess he's black?

news TaShawn Brown

Me : what a sad lose to society. ahhahahahahhaha jk

[TheAdyakati]

Not a very subtle material, but nevertheless great!

[sketcheddreams]

XD Oh man, this is funny! Coming from someone who is black, I love The Onion!

[joshuare5768]

Sonic just caught an Onion ring. +1

[biosnark]

THIS IS REAL! Funny how many people see a story they don't like and say "fake," The Onion is as reliable as any other good news channel like fox. Look it up, people!

[GanjaJokke]

@biosnark if not more reliable than fox

[TinnBenn]

@GanjaJokke yes it is. Fox is a station for gullible tards

[Unguidedone]

@GanjaJokke but in the into the only clearly says "keeping you safe from the lies"

[salamisumo2]

@biosnark Or MSNBullCrap

[theQiwiMan]

LOL thats some biting satire. Well done Onion.

[Ultimate007Trini]

EVERYONE THIS IS FAKE!!!! , LOL, look up the word satire. Its made up mews. Just want to make sure everyone knows the story isn't real. The Onion is a satire site. It makes relevant points by promoting made-up news. I've been fooled by the it myself. They do convincing news footage.

[bamsebomsen]

Haha, I never get tired of The Onion. Absolutely brilliant.

[Fluteorwrite]

Why-I don't get why they decided to make it so she's black -_-

[sketcheddreams]

@Fluteorwrite The satire is, that blacks are tended to get harsher sentences than whites that commit the same or similar crime. They are saying her crime was so bad they are going to treat her as if she was black.

[FunnyRumel2]

WTF how can something be so racist, im shocked

[aodknifer]

Hahahahahah

[crausch]

my thoughts and prayers are with the family :(..

[metallica41070]

id rather take the death penalty

[gottamackthat]

WHAT A TRAGIC CATASTROPHE THE PARENTS MUST BE GOING THROUGH!! :(

[Task5003]

wtf? is this real??

[TheDinosaurDrugs]

@Task5003 Yeah.

[843imabeast]

the fuckin lol

[merchantkc525]

It's amazing how many people don't have satire detectors.

[dalektaliban]

how does the onion get its budget?

[TheDinosaurDrugs]

@dalektaliban Because they tell the truth? They're much less biased than FOX news and a lot of people watch them because they know they'll hear the truth.

[dalektaliban]

@TheDinosaurDrugs sounds legit

[B1ackmagic]

Just so you know if you're American and watching this, the Onion is a very reputable and respected news source all around the world. You should believe this.

[solmnbum]

@B1ackmagic Just like Fox News. 

[metznimbo29]

@B1ackmagic I don't get anti-american European propoganda, explain please?

[B1ackmagic]

@metznimbo29

It's not "propoganda" as you misspelt it. It is a legitimate news source! Also homosexuals and atheists are bringing down America. This is true.

[metznimbo29]

@B1ackmagic Bro, this makes me laugh! You are a good troll, I salute you. *claps*

[B1ackmagic]

@metznimbo29

People are only good trolls if they make people angry.

Why does the Onion make you angry? They keep you safe from the lies. No one should be treated as a black man.

[TheRemixer05]

@B1ackmagic The Onion is made by Americans.

[quaz450]

seems legit

[Sonofsun001]

A ridiculous left wing attempt at comedy.

[kool2btrue]

@Sonofsun001 Actually, the onion is very well know for its comedy

[DdotTindall]

I find this less bias then Fox News

[Dasshaus123]

THIS IS HOW RACIST AMERICA IS! DISGUSTING

[123hockeyfan456789]

@Dasshaus123 its fake....

[BastardMan91]

THAT NIGGER'S GONNA FRY!

[BlaQsheeeP]

Holy shit, are they serious!? What the hell is happening to this country...

[kool2btrue]

@BlaQsheeeP Check he source, the onion, not real just a comedy.

[TheMrSlap]

It took me longer than I'd care to admit to realise it wasn't real.

[seanheintz]

@co0n3x @goal2004 It's fairly obvious that he's trolling. If you go to his profile, all his uploaded videos are art and LoL based, and his spelling is perfect. It's kinda sad..

[c0N3x]

so in america u can be trailed as a back man oO ?? wtf.. nothing racists about that

[goal2004]

@c0N3x Do us all a favor, google "The Onion". It's NOT real news, but a very very blunt satire.

[SuperBeardBoy]

why the woman in 0:48 grab her bag? so invalid

[Rollinson9]

0:46 - Lady in green is racist! Just because the judge says she's going to be tried as a black man, doesn't mean she's going to nick your purse! lol

[Davedz91]

@Rollinson9 thatsthejoke.tif

[nitrovo]

@Rollinson9 haha subtle, didn't see that

[AtactHD]

@Rollinson9 it's a joke for fun lol. check out other onion news videos

[AidenJSS]

While this is funny it does point out the harsh truths in our reality.

[wowthungsten]

@AidenJSS Hmmm, maybe we should give a name to this unique, new and intriguing concept. Let's call it... what would be a good name... bear with me now. How about: satire? Does that work for you? Satire, it almost sounds like it might be something you'd find funny.

[livingdragonn]

Lol epic troll video

[unInnocentBystander]

BEFORE YOU CLICK RESPOND TO THIS VIDEO.

It's satire you dumbfucks--not real.

[TakNazwaNazwa]

USA, tell me it's fake

[stbays]

@TakNazwaNazwa

The nation can't really tell you that, but the fact that it's The Onion should.

[Whoareyou127]

That is so f*cking RACIST!

[epayne6]

WOW! She's screwed!

[Trashcansam123]

Stunningly beautiful Filipino lady. That part cracked me up

[JettMane]

this video exposes white people's racism.

[tuolinkantaja]

@JettMane this video exposes your mother

[aturtlenamedfee]

@JettMane Really? Shit, i had no idea.

[Nf1547Nf]

I like how the lady in the jury holds her purse away from the girl haha

[JHulse29]

If you're going to trial for DUI plus multiple cocaine possession and the judge rules you should be tried as a "semi-famous red headed woman with a mediocre film career" smile bitch, you just got off!

[mystiquefall8419]

what the hell it means she is going to tried as a black adult??

[YourRoadToHell]

@mystiquefall8419 sorry you are too slow in the head to realize this isnt serious

[TheMors666]

I can in no way be considered funny in real life. My idea of being funny is to quote lines from a video you yourself watched 2 minutes earlier.

Please re-watch the entire video, transcribing each funny line you here. After you've done that, please read them and pretend that I typed them out in the comments section.

Thumbs up my comment if you are a part of the same inside joke as all 570,000+ people who also watched this video.

[reaperdeadlikeme]

They should have seen casey anthony as a black men.

[rorshachfan]

What is this? The 2010's? We need to put that early 2000's racism behind us...oh wait.

[iRingoDrums]

@rorshachfan Lol dude your comment had me laughing for hours! Nice one!

[MrDarthroadkill]

0:48 lady in green sweater defends her purse as girl walks by her lol

[ZomZilla]

Sometimes I can't tell if this is real or not.......

[harajukuchild78]

Skaggs ... thats right ..... i said skaggs

[trinithis1]

No joke, I saw on a real news station (I forget which one) where they had footage of black men robbing a store. They said the video is of black men with their faces digitally altered to appear white.

[Geppypinoy]

why did she say "or tried as a beatiful filipino lady"?

[WaterNymph001]

LOL!

This shows so much truth... it's gold <3

[m1lkuu]

I'm european, and don't understand this video at all!!!! what does it mean, to be treated like a black man???!! I just don't get it ! is it an ironical joke or something?

[eidius1989]

@m1lkuu indeed...

[hydrollama]

@m1lkuu lol.....

[TheEmpowered787]

@m1lkuu In the U.S. justice system, it is often argued that black males are given much harsher sentences and are disproportionately convicted as guilty. 70% of the U.S. prison population consists of black males.

[m1lkuu]

@TheEmpowered787 70% ?? how shocking, and strange...thank you for your explanation. Now I understand this video, it's good to highlight this painful topic in this humor way. (Hope my english is understandable)

[bngibbs]

This is truly a great day for our justice system. One of the most brutal murderers is going to jail forever! Hopefully, he will meet somebody named Bubba in jail. Bubba will most certainly make him his bitch.

[ArtypNk]

He's guilty. I mean, look at those prison tattoos. He just screams "MURDER". Lock that black man up before he manages to make more children. Lets prevent the next generation of black guilty men from ever happening.

[chriscanono]

Ur readiculously stupid that's it

[ashliebelle]

On the bright side, my cousin (a large but kind-hearted black man) was tried as an innocent-looking white college student because he was so active in community service. He was obviously found not guilty.

[MrBrilliantChaos]

@ashliebelle It warms my heart to hear a story like that :)

[JamesinUSA1]

wow

[fuss101]

Court images will depict her as a 300 pound muscular black man. Haha.

[ELuhn]

BTW, if anybody from the Disney Corporation is reading this, I am now going to boycott everything associated with Disney explicitly because of that unbelievably intrusive motherfucking pop-up ad.

[JeffandKmusic]

@ELuhn or try a popup/adblocker?

[Bongwyre2112]

@ELuhn Just get -adblock plus- for firefox and the adds just disappear. I haven't seen an add in 7 months.

[bromixsr]

I love the juror clutching her purse as the defendant is escorted out.

[SirTannen]

Onion News Network has such a correct slogan.

[ladymorose1990]

@ewddewffew

Oh figure it out yourself for Christ's sake.

[ewddewffew]

could someone plz tell is this real or its just a joke??