My Immortal: A Dramatic Reading Ch. 13-15

[LMTR14]

the only thing I don't like about this is Draco's voice

[LMTR14]

where's the next part...

[clarkispotamia]

reaaaallly big you know what ;3

[redbaronorcrowley]

This. This is amazing. Now all I need is to fulfill my life's ambition of convincing James Earl Jones, Avery brooks, George Takei or Patrick Stewart to read this.

[FreakBellSeven]

Vuldemerperp's lair.

[BethGoth15]

If Ebony is a vampire, why is she drinking her own blood?

[TheWeirdPlant]

7:08

THIIIIS IS WHINING.

[Seraliena]

I will subscribe for more awesomeness.

[Kellox17]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU

I cried of laugther

[NarutoRPCfan]

Peter Pettigrew... Is aparently 'Snaketail'? ... Okay then. I hated him anyway. xD

[MiisLillyOx]

I MEAN PREPZ iz isth juettsh mehhhh ore dus drawcio sund waistedehe :)

[MiisLillyOx]

Is it just me or does Draco sounds wasted? xD

[TheAndrewj96]

Where's chapter 16?

[sillygrl23]

1:58 -Who is that suppose to be a picture of when she says "croon" voice?

[wolfiewifie]

Whenever I read the Harry Potter books now, I'm going to imagine Dumbledore speaking like Scooby Doo.

[Fthatidea1]

HELPING! H-E-L-P-I-N-G FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

[AxDarkxAngel]

5:32 This gurl must've slit her wrists a lot afterwards...

[NorweganWood]

Draco sounds drunk

[FunnyChicx12]

And Ebony changes clothes a lot.

[FunnyChicx12]

Why can't she just say penis?

[xxxNarglesxxx]

Could you please continue this epic piece of awful awfulness? I think this is just the most hilarious thing XD

[TheMisterhan2000]

That. Was. AWESOME! The reading, not the story itself. Man alive, I thought I'd seen some bad fanfics, but this...well, if you have to stumble through it, using funny voices is a pretty good strategy.

[stroberimanisrasanya]

SNAKETAIL XD

[SimariFWH]

WOW. I mean....WOW!

Bella from Twilight isn't this mary-sue half the time...

"Yeah but everyone is in love with me!"

No girl, you WISH everybody was in love with you. Get it right :)

Love these videos! Keep the good work going!

[Cozypup]

"Why would you want to be ugly? "

XDDD

[LucidxBliss]

'Ebony I love you will you have sex with me?' xDDDDDDDDDd

[Kateyboo345]

Fangz for he-ahh he-ahhhh h- helping! For gods sake! H-E-L-P-I-N-G!

[theamvgirlx]

@Kateyboo345 After reading that, I KNEW she was trolling

[KickingYourCat]

Who the fuck is snaketail.

[PACMANnot]

Ebony black hair... EBONY IS BLACK DAMMIT!

[clbmalone]

student's life in danger?

didn't like him much anyway.

[MittyAnime]

I've had to "get da fuk out od hr" at least twice now. If I did a reading, I could read the first sentence only because I don't know who Amy Lee is.

[shmalpie]

@MittyAnime

Amy Lee is the lead singer of the band Evanescence. You're welcome, now you can continue with this riveting tale! XD

[MayorHuggies]

@MittyAnime You aren't really missing out on anything, not knowing.

[MittyAnime]

Who kept giving her the revoiws/revuws/revows/rev-what­ever way she spells it each chapter?

[Shinntoku]

@MittyAnime trolls. they had to keep the lulz coming.

[2ndamendmentgirl]

All of the chapters were good (Ch. 12 is choice stuff), but Chapter 13 actually made me cry from laughing so hard. Especially Draco's impassioned speech pleading for forgiveness for...whatever it was that he did.

[xxJuciyFruitxx]

fuck, seriosly what the fuck?

dracos voice is the best :L

[xxJuciyFruitxx]

fuck, seriosly what the fuck?

dracos voice is the best :L

[HellAngelsBells]

"Dumbledore" "Dumblydore" - Dumbledore came there.

Is true.

[RMD00]

I'm sorry, but whiny draco is hilarious.

[AdamLambertFan42]

H.E.L.P.I.N.G! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! dude that part killed me! I replayed it like a dozen times and I died laughing XD

[Bluestripeable]

Draco's voice must be tough on the vocal chords. XD

[astaraelsget]

@Bluestripeable Voldemort's must be just as bad.

[buciorjakub]

biology?!?!?!?! 

[VaatiOfDarkness]

lol at the captions: "and I had to go to the hospital cause i slit motorists"

[EmoYaoiFangirl]

6:03 the picture...*drools*

[SheismySheep]

Lupin III. XD Where did Draco come from??

[JNMxLove]

I died laughing in the H.E.L.P.I.N.G FOR THE LOVE OD GOD! part XD

[Velox415]

Is there more? XD this is the last I could find.

[NarutoRPCfan]

5:40 - 5:44

You tell her dude! You tell her!

[smooshpopper2]

Draco's voice is the highlight of this melodramatic reading.

[Tears222]

I'm crying form laughing to much <3

[TheLovelyLeecha]

I love Dumbledores 'evil laugh' xD

[Nadd1e]

I'm surprised she knows what anarchy is.

[BigDumbNerd]

@Nadd1e I don't think she does....

[Pooky1991]

I have a nagging suspician that this is an extreme steriotype of gothsXD I think goths themselves would read this and be like "WTF"!

[LostxInxStereo5]

6:02 WTF?? When did THIS happen??

[LostxInxStereo5]

Okay, so at first the authors stats that Ebony is not a mary sue. Then, she says, "Everyone is in love with me!"

Does she not know that that is a sign of a Mary Sue? My God...

[GunsOfThePhoenix]

@LostxInxStereo5 Well she makes a Mary Sue that fails at being a Mary Sue. Or Gary Stu in my case since I am male.

[jasonw123456]

I'mma watch some harry potter now

[PompamooseMagique]

Dumbledore is a real fucker. GC are- nevermind, you get the idea.

[emmet4ever1234]

WORMTAIL NOT SNAKETAIL!

I SHALL MURDER TARA GILESBIE!

[drcoolcabbage]

5:35 "helpijijing...Helpinijing...H­ELPING! H-E-L-P-I-N-G FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"

[anotheranomalie]

Draco's voice = <3

[Imasuky]

Iam also cruesd by being so buteafail that evryone falls in love with me becuse I'm so prefect.

With Eternal Love, Imasuky Lomae

[PlentyofLingon]

Viewer excretion adviced!

Look it up, it's very funny.

[SpectacleMaximus]

I'm laughing so hard I'm literally in tears and my stomach hurts.

Both of you are legendary, and your brother's Draco voice is fucking hilarious.

[machinaclass]

IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!!!

Yes, yes it is...

[Abbytater]

God!!.... this is so fucking funny.

[n1g3ld34c0n]

BDN, you said "scary" when it said "scray". xD /nitpick

[SimonXGeorge]

VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD

[amandamaya123]

"This is madness!"

"Madness? ... This... is... FUCKED UP!"

*kicks the writer of this fan-fiction down*

[AmSpazz]

At 5:40 you sound like Church in Red vs. Blue.

[Zohall20]

@AmSpazz that and quite badass.

[AmSpazz]

So funny.

[GreenDayJ17A13]

this chick slits her wrists A LOT

[espoirfriedenlove]

Draco's voice = LIFE!!

[BigDumbNerd]

Is it wrong that I laugh at all of my own voices?

[TheAndrewj96]

@BigDumbNerd Oh, hell no. You're freaking hilarious.

[LethalLaurie]

There should be a disclaimer, "When watching this series, eat or drink at your monitor/keyboard's risk. Also fukk u prepz!!1ennoby iz nut a mury su!!!!213"

[ForScience13]

This is probably one of my favorite "Dramatic Readings" of this - good job guys, I'm dying from laughter over here XD

[Etherwinter]

>cry

>slit wrists

>look at bloody watch

>BIOLOGY TIEM

[LeeEzekiel]

This is amazing.

[TheElectricDreamer93]

I LOL'D. A thousand times better than Twilight.

[arbitor365]

2:32

VEYOWER EXCRETION ADVIZED!!

[SidheKnight]

.

"I was turning a bloody pentagram into a guitar"

.

What the heck has that to do with biology?

.

And btw, since when does Hogwarts have a biology class?

[Erahoshigakinara]

XDD Ahhh... I love the lack of story development or suspense in this story...

and detail...

Good times watching this.

[teababe27]

"HELPING. H-E-L-P-I-N-G FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!" I loved that part.

[ZakTheThrash]

finish please!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elemental402]

If the author slits her wrists that often, it could explain the spelling.

[EmteeThotsRinny]

i wonder if ebony has a preppy twin sister named Ivory

fyi...draco's voice=pure amazingness...i want him saying something as my ringtone :D

[BigDumbNerd]

@EmteeThotsRinny If you send SopranoCath a message, I'm pretty sure she can get you one. She made a couple I believe.

[daniXpeteXwentz]

Hel....mmm...HEL...ngh... HELPING. H-E-L-P-I-N-G! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

I think I replayed that part a dozen times. I may have swallowed my gum and almost choked to death, but it was so worth it.

[SKLOVER16]

this is so bad, it's scary..........wtf?

[handmiadenofgod]

7:20

I almost died XD

[TwixTheKitty]

@handmiadenofgod Oh gosh, me too! I had to clamp my hands over my mouth so I wouldn't wake anyone up xD

[UtanoYabunNeko]

GOD! your brothers voices are halerious! I didn't stop laughing the whole time!

[fangirlsquee1313]

VIEWER EXCRETION ADVISED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whew, glad for that warning...

[varlovee]

Um, so apparently, biology is turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar...? Which... turns into Malfoy?!

"Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you!!!!!"

wow.

[katertots87]

what's wrong hunnyyyyyyyy? lol

[michellethehawtie]

THEN SUDDENLY THE GUiTAR TURNED INTO DRACO

[AerisMemory]

Lots of characters in this fic cry tears of blood...they might want to get their tear glands checked out. Then again, they're vampires...but I'd think that would be a bit inconvenient. I mean, imagine going to see a sad movie and having people calling 911 for you while you're walking out of the movie theater because they think you're bleeding to death!

[TheHamidon]

I fuggin' LOOOOVEEE YOUUUU.

[TheScienceguy77]

An exert from Encyclopedia Dramatica:Snap

OOC. A crazed fetishist who masturbates over Enoby while simultaneously being a homo and getting it on with loopy Loopin. A prep, oddly, who was the most goffick character in the books. Also considered by the author to be a pedophile, because apparently being attracted to a 17&1/2 yr old is now pedophilia. Sorious apparently sent him and Loopin to "Abkhazian", which experts agree is probably a Saudi Arabian pop icon. Dobby watches Loopin and Snap fuck."

[KuronekoKurata]

Hilarious, you two. I look forward to the next installment. XD

[DavidXCore]

Hahaha this is amazing. I just watched all of it in between today and yesterday. I think you've inspired me to create dramatic re-enactments of this fan fiction. it will involve a mix of actual people and crude drawings (for the not so pg parts haha)

god this fanfic is awful

but amazing

[narusasu444]

if only the girl who write this would run around and die

[AmethystRoses9]

*Sad voice*

"He started to cry tears of blood."

"buhuhuuu..."

*Sudden switch to happy voice*

"Then he had a brainstorm!!!"

Oh, man. I know that in the vast... ocean of insanity "My Immortal" is... that's not much. But the text itself... is weird, and this reading of it just made that forgettable part absolutely hilarious. THEN HE HAD A BRAINSTORM!!!

[MetalGearRaxis]

Aww no more My immortal ?

[RandomAvatarFan]

Wait... the book doesn't say anything about Draco and large pencils

[SeanB2]

That girl is much too beautiful to represent Ebony.

[CaitlinAsInfinity]

I know. Poor Amy Lee. .__.

[RaustBD]

And another one for Ebony and the Whimp!

[ranpants0823]

Voldemort is sounding more and more like Nathan Explosion from Metalocalypse. XD

[GravityGrave]

omg... this is my most favorite dramatic reading.... when are you going to upload again?? it's sooo funny!!! i cry everytime i listen to this!! lol actually chapter 13 is my favorite thus far

<3333333333

[katherinelovegood]

oh, ebony. how horrible it must be to be so pretty! your life is so hard! you poor thing!

and i love draco's voice!!!

[ZombieGirl345]

omg i swear that dude who does the voices is my new favorite voice actor! XD

[BigDumbNerd]

@ZombieGirl345 Rock! I do what I can.

[deathnotefan13]

I LOVE THE BOTH OF YOU!

[TextheBored]

6:57

Draco's monologue is to be compared to Antony and Hamlet's from Shakespeare.

It's that good.

Also, whoever played Draco deserves a god damn Oscar. And that's not sarcasm.

[birchgroveownsu]

Sounds like he's taking a dump. And that is a good thing. A very good thing.

[2ndamendmentgirl]

@TextheBored

True dat.

[livefortoday17]

I know who all of them are, but I still kind of want to get the fuck out of here ^_^

[MacGyverinSpace]

NOW: Animate this with Half Life 2: Garry's Mod.

Somebody send up the Werg Signal.

[PyromaniacBlackWings]

LOLOLOL.. This story cracks me up. Me and my friends were laughing at the grammar issues in it. SInce we're fanfictions authors ourselves it made it all the more amusing. I love the voices, you win the nobel prize, this is epic =D

[PopeBarley]

The 'Then I stabbed him in the heart' line was so dead pan it was perfect.

[rapgirl24]

"HELPING! H-E-L-P-I-N-G FOR FCKN GODD!!!" hahahah! love it!

[wilosaur]

5:29

I could live with that.

[KuubiDemonFox]

I have to say, 5:41 is my favorite part. I couldn't stop laughing.

[MoonIMover]

7:50

I know who Maralyn Manson is!

*gets partially the fuck out of here*

[freesoap]

This is awesome.

Way better than actually reading the the damn thing and testing my sanity.

Anyhow, epic win on Dracobob Emopants voice,

[SheWalksInBeauty]

lmfao. this is the most amazing thing i've ever heard and now my roommate hates me because i've been keeping her up by sitting and LOLing at this.

[tokidokiprincess]

I loves you!!!

[hypnoxxcat]

:55-1:10 is my favourite part of the entire story.

[nyccora]

I love Draco's voice! XDDD

[Claudiathefrog]

LOL HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[LordAlucardsbride]

.....Biology class?

[PyroEnchantress]

Yeah. Didn't you hear? Hogwarts just got a biology teacher. They're trying to keep it on the down-low, though, because most magicians can't handle they horrible truth of the muggle world. /lies/

[TheZydrateJunkie]

4:00 is waaaaaay funnier to me than it should be. Damn my perverted mind.

Do you guys know when you'll be uploading the next installment?

[sopranocath]

I have a perverted mind too. :P

I'll be uploading as soon as I get off my lazy butt (orz when I don't have so much schoolwork) and edit it.

[TrippieClown]

Your brother does a great whiny bitch voice at the end of chapter 14.

PLZHASMAHBBZ, KTHXBAI.

Jk.

[lovelybluedog]

When I have a bunch of free time on my hands, I think I might start a graphic novel of My Immortal.

[iPaperFlowers]

I'd buy it. It'd be epic.

[TrippieClown]

PLEASE DO.

[sopranocath]

That would be epic win.

[lovelybluedog]

So the crowd says aye, ja?

The comic would be all Ren and Stimpy style too. That would be hilarious.

[teababe27]

@lovelybluedog That would be so cool.

[thewerecactus]

@lovelybluedog I'd read it. : 3

[FinlandMusic]

More? Please?

[PKNproductions]

hahahahahaha

"allah kedavra?" when did voldemort become muslim?

this is soooo funny. please have my babies

[RiniUsagi]

I LOVE THIS.

You guys make an awesome dramatic reading! XD I didn't think the fic could get any funnier, but this is epic.

[TheKlutzySheep]

This fic has to be a joke. Seriously.

[BigDumbNerd]

Yeah it is.

[chocolatepancakes8D]

Best version i've heard! x3

You two win the internets! xD

[drtymarshmallows]

hahaha i love ebony's voice!

[stellarwing]

MARRY ME

[VegaP6]

...Biology class?

[GorgeouslyFallen]

Your brother makes me happy<3

[Kinkykaykay]

omg....My best friend and I absolutely LOVE your dramatic readings! Please, please, PLEASE do more! We were pissing ourselves at this! XD

My best friend: If u dny yur a fjuckin PREP XXXXXXX66666XXXXXXXXXXX666

I love you guys~ ;D <3

[GorgeouslyFallen]

This this this this this.

[Schansuperrad]

Moreplease XD

[neowhyachi]

The H-E-L-P-I-N-G! outburst is classic. I was never expecting it and nearly fell out of my chair laughing so hard.

[revolutiongrl]

dumbledore's laugh is hilarious.

do more!

[ryuukatamura]

WHOA

PIC

the part with having sex with vampire

x_X

[AyeAyes]

I'm not even sure if I watched this one before, but I love it! I can't wait to see more of them!

[Yomioka]

Picture of Lupin the Third made me laugh so hard! XD

[Ragecleaver]

*Black guitar turns into Draco*

"I LUUUURVEE YOUUUUUUUUUU"

I have an urge to paint mine pink and sprinkle glitter on it, just to take my mind off that.

[MazakshiTwilight]

"H-E-L-P-I-N-G FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!"

Best. Angry outburst. Ever!

You guys are beyond epic, these videos warrant a subscription! *click* The Draco whining rant alone had me in stitches.

By the way, Sopranocath your narrating voice is wonderful!

[sopranocath]

Why thank you! You're pretty wonderful yourself!

[cavemandan543210]

@MazakshiTwilight

i second that, you guys had better continue this

[fara40000]

the thing that gets me... if she goes to hogwarts... they have to wear uniforms... yet she's wearing whatever she wants (that she just loves to describe to us!)... -_-