Letterman - Neil Patrick Harris: 'Watch' Man

[1foottall]

David Letterman is so good at reading and talking at the same time

[IKSIRB68]

AT THE MARKET ?

[TheCallofdutymwf]

is he gay im serious

[scooter515greenday]

@TheCallofdutymwf NPH is gay. And currently engaged to David Burtka.

[TheCallofdutymwf]

@scooter515greenday  ty

[loki7ful]

LEGEND=LETTERMAN

[lukaroks]

2:02 haha look at david letterman

[supasparkle]

its unbelievable how much barney stinsons personality resembles that of neil.

[dadben992]

Hot guy.I love Neil.And,I'm..uh..a gay too 

[melif123]

The Orient Express?? That is totally legen - wait for it... - DARY :))

[dudaynibarney]

this is great ,, NEIL deserves a 5 star vacation ..

[waistoi]

NPH is SO HOT

[TheNews1990]

Dude Dave you Started Working at CBS when he was a Doctor Plus Neil never had a Paper Route

[wollebaum18]

14 people do not have a magazine

[madsholthansen]

NPH is the next Dave :)

[loknaster]

thank god NPH is gay. if he were straight there would be no women left

[ShalkanLikesSweets]

@loknaster Honestly, I'm kind of surprised there are any men left.

[RockNRoull]

thumbs up for harold and kumar!

[7LooSa]

♥Neil is the best guy ever♥

[mnoxyevi]

@zilean509 Holy crap... bromosapian... Zilean u just rocked my world. I hereby claim that word, and vow I shall only use it to better mankind!

[Zilean509]

@Darkuser: Malcom In The Middle? Wrong actor bromosapian. And comparing NPH to Frankie Muniz is just garbage. Lol

[ELmahico1234]

@Zilean509 The comparison is surely with Christopher Matterson....who Neil 'kind of' looks like.

[AkeshaStratton]

gosh i LOVE NPH, He's so gorgeous!

[Magikgef]

Take the Orient Express form Venice to Paris? Americans...

[Benjefwil]

@Magikgef Actually he is talking about Venice-Simplon Orient Express, which is a luxury train that travels through Europe. Nice try at making fun of Americans. Europeans.....

[Darkuser22]

neil patrick harris has changed so much from malcom in the middle!!!! i love him so much!

[fuzzymarble1279]

@Darkuser22 Neil patrick harris was never in malcolm in the middle.That was Christopher masterson,though they do look extremely alike

[courtney1608]

they sell them at the. . . at the market!! how cute

[leomovivo]

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[GenXUnderground]

nice... the ad wont play -_-"

[masonrox2547]

I never kow he was gay, I'm kind of depressed now.

[mistermaster7492]

@masonrox2547 me too, i was like.... but barney! D:

[MultiDawnn]

@Astor4o yeah, that's true... :)

[Astor4o]

Wait? He is gay? Who the hell cares anyway....he is a good singer and actor.

[rockinfaceplant0000]

@Astor4o i love NPH hes one of my favorites ever !

[NZMailManLLC]

funny thing is, chuck norris is a very homophobic christian bigot, but he's also a faggot :O what a contradiction!

[charclue]

when chuck norris turns gay, gay marriage will be legal in all parts of the world--including the middle east! Can NPH do that? yeah. didn't think so.

[TruthBringer14]

First, who the hell would pass up a FREE trip to Rome, Venice, and Paris? Second, Neil Patrick Harris FTW.

[jebusfubar4]

I wish NPH had a talk show. he would be awesome... SUIT UP!!!

[aerie1and2]

He's beautiful.

[AntsinMehPants]

Actually Letterman, When you first started working in CBS, fetching drinks for the stars. Neil was already a star.

[dyslexicxheart]

is it just me or is Letterman being weird?

[Zizou1991]

He suited up! Awff-some!

[Neilcrazy]

He plays a straight guy better than Sean Hayes (Jack from Will & Grace) plays a gay guy

[PinkCowgirl925]

any one realize the phrase "when you had a paper route" does not apply to him cause he was on a hit tv show at 10 lol

[dyslexicxheart]

@PinkCowgirl925 he was?

[PinkCowgirl925]

@dyslexicxheart oops yes and no he was 16 not 10 i don't know why i thought so young but he was Doogie Howser. i feel stupid

[blackhawkphan8882]

SUIT UP!!!!

[KGotschall]

Everyone who wants to argue about gay genes is gay. Get over it. You are seriously probably gay, and are a self-loathing sodomite.

[UnluckyGambler]

@KGotschall ur dads gay. hes overcompensating by fucking ur mother and making u.

[KGotschall]

@UnluckyGambler Yeah well that's his business, isn't it. Get a life.

[UnluckyGambler]

@KGotschall go mind ur own business, get a life.

[jjrants]

Jesus .... he acts and looks like the younger brother on "Frasier".

[GhostKid87]

wtf with the ads on youtube?

[elmoonfire456]

i, i love you.

[Lex205]

@elmoonfire456 you know hes a homo right?

[jetembrasse]

NPH and David could be father and son!

[101philosopha101]

such a great actor but he's gay........he's one I'd like to have on the good team, the straight team....so sad...

[UHHHiloveyou]

@101philosopha101 good team = straight team?

NPH is amazing, him being gay does not make him the less. just because he likes men means that you dont like him? ahah your lose, bro. neil patrick harris is talented and if you dont like him because he's gay, that's your problem, hes perfect just the way he is. 

[101philosopha101]

@UHHHiloveyou put your emotions away and read my words logically: I said I like him...I said he's a great actor....what are you trying to say here?

All I said was that it's too bad he's gay...we all have faults and his is that he's gay....that's it...

[UnluckyGambler]

@101philosopha101 being gay is not a fault, it is a state, as is being straight.

[101philosopha101]

@UnluckyGambler U must be gay to say something stupid like that....it's obviously not natural; remember why man and woman is natural, for procreation purposes. U can spin it any way u want but nature doesn't lie and being gay is a mental handicap, just like a physical handicap...deal with it or continue to deny but the truth is the truth.

[UnluckyGambler]

@101philosopha101 sigh... again with the unnatural bullshit argument. all the psychologically related organizations have declared homosexuality as NOT a mental illness. homosexuality is commonly found in nature. our closest genetic relative, the bonobo chimpanzee, is 100% bisexual. 'nuff said?

perhaps u should learn more about the truth before claiming u know it?

[101philosopha101]

@UnluckyGambler lol, you make me laugh....not just bonobo, oxen and other mammals also have ~10% homosexual pops, but how does this commonly used argument argue against it being unnatural? Many mammals born without limbs, like humans, at roughly the same percentage..handicap occurs 'naturally' in nature but that is itself unnatural and reiterates that life is not perfect. Perhaps you should know the real truth..i'm intelligent, not a dumbass who'll blindly believe your gay-centric BS.

[101philosopha101]

@UnluckyGambler be truly honest...you're a fag and you can't accept the truth that it is UNNATURAL....you are NOT normal, you have a mental defect..........if they made bestiality normal, those unnatural fools would make the same EXACT argument as you, stating that certain animals have sex with different species.....I know it hurts you but the truth hurts...you are abnormal...just deal with it...

[UnluckyGambler]

@101philosopha101 animals born without limbs ARE natural, its all part of nature. u dont understand what natural means dude. and how does this apply to bonobo? theyre not 10%, theyre 100% bisexual.

and why is it that so many of u assume anyone whos not anti-gay IS gay? a very primitive assumption to make, suggests u still have the "if ur sympathetic to their cause, u must be one of them" mentality, so unevolved.

why dont u read some books, do some research before u talk about this, eh?

[101philosopha101]

@UnluckyGambler being born without limbs would qualify as 'natural', I thought about that and I agree with u, good point....okay, let's change 'unnatural' to 'abnormal' and then we're onto something......being gay is 'abnormal'.....there you go, hope that clarifies it for you...it's a mistake of life, like mutations, abnormal!

Again, I agree about judging anti-gay sentimentalists as being gay...okay, another good point...I take that back too.......

[UnluckyGambler]

@101philosopha101 abnormal = not normal, normal = the mode of the population (statistics). having 6 fingers is not normal, but apparently its the next step in our evolution, 6 finger gene is dominant. having eyes of 2 colors is not normal, yet we can hardly call that a mistake of life. homosexuals are 10% of human population, much higher than either of the examples mentioned.

so, calling homosexuality abnormal hardly says anything. try again.

[101philosopha101]

@UnluckyGambler I don't need to try again, I caught u right here.......u say that the 6 finger gene is dominant and is the next step, fine, that makes sense, but u cannot make the same judgment with homosexuality because if that were some sort of gene and it were dominant (theoretically speaking) then we would not procreate and humans would procreate......and before you mention it, relying on test tube babies is not something nature would entertain so forget that...

What say u now?

[UnluckyGambler]

@101philosopha101 i was talking about normality... i wasnt at all suggesting theres a gay gene and that it is dominant. so yea, try again.

[101philosopha101]

@UnluckyGambler i'm tired of trying again...why don't you try...let me listen!

[UnluckyGambler]

@101philosopha101 whats there for me to try? my stance is accepted by all the intellectuals, it is u whos disputing our stance, ive given u several chances to argue ur side, and time and again i have refuted ur arguments. homosexuality is natural, and calling it abnormal is meaningless and doesnt argue for anything, so try again, otherwise u have got no arguments and leaves my side as undefeated (as it always does).

[101philosopha101]

@UnluckyGambler my argument is solid...you're in denial. There's absolutely nothing correct about butt-fucking....it flies against the rule of life: procreation. You are taking a word like 'natural' and trying to manipulate it to fit butt-fucking. It occurs in nature but so does cancer, so do other mutations, so do physically handicapped individuals......point: sure they occur in nature but they are WRONG. Take this word, WRONG, and try to twist it, doctor it, spin it any way you want

[101philosopha101]

@101philosopha101 being a faggot is still wrong....still a handicap......still incorrect.....still something that needs to be eliminated for the betterment of humanity. How's that?

[CoolKid562]

@101philosopha101 you know most homophobes are overcompensators who have or had at least a slight attraction to men Its just food for thought Most gays are friendly fun loving people while at least half of all men in the world are either liars cheaters thieves woman abusers racist or in your case homophobic Im a straight man but what really annoys me is people like you

[101philosopha101]

@CoolKid562 by having to state that you are a straight man, don't you think that you are overcompensating too? think about that...

[CoolKid562]

@101philosopha101 I stated I am straight in order for you not to say I am biased towards your opinion

[101philosopha101]

@CoolKid562 ok

[nyerguds]

@101philosopha101 Well think about this... gays don't usually breed, and yet pretty much all mammals, including humans, have quite a percentage of gay individuals. So it's not a genetic trait or something. It can't BE eliminated.

Seems pretty natural to me, then.

[willhollands]

@nyerguds Clearly you have never passed a high school biology class. There are such things as 'recessive genes' i.e. you can carry a gene but not actually display the traits it creates. people can 'carry' hemophilia, but not actually have the disorder. Please educate yourself before pontificating.

[nyerguds]

@willhollands Point. Those classes were ages ago, don't remember much of them :P

No one's ever found any genes related to it though. In fact there are theories that it's related to stress during pregnancy, coming from an evolutionary mechanism that causes individuals that probably won't breed to appear in groups that are growing too large to be supported by their environment.

[101philosopha101]

@nyerguds yea, good point...they can't pass it on, usually, unless they're bi...well then what? if they're bi then they can pass it on

[nyerguds]

@101philosopha101 Not counting the fact it ISN'T related to genetics?

The stress theory (see the reply I gave to willhollands.) isn't just valid, it has a use in evolution since it produces individuals that contribute to society without enlarging the population. So I'm asking you... what's so wrong with that? We're already horribly overpopulating this earth.

[101philosopha101]

@nyerguds I agree with you...well said.

[UnluckyGambler]

@101philosopha101 so let me get this straight... u want to tell cancer victims to stop being cancerous? lol... hilarious. yea u should stop trying, ur no good at this.

[101philosopha101]

@UnluckyGambler you don't make arguments, dude, you try to be sly and change the meaning...won't work with me, my IQ is too high for that.....I think it's clear that whatever perfect argument I make will be retorted by you, but of course you believe me.......here's my final words to you, regarding this: a cancer victim or a gay person both are to be pitied, I feel bad for both, never did I say to stop being cancerous.....dude, come on...go play with someone else...being gay is wrong, that's it.

[UnluckyGambler]

@101philosopha101 oh i see, so u say being gay is wrong, but u arent telling gays to stop being gay. wow! powerfully useless stance u have there.

perfect arguments... lol. ive already proved certain aspects of ur arguments as false, and u acknowledged that. but yea, any imperfect argument u make will be retorted by me, cuz on this topic, ur clearly wrong. ALL intellectuals agree with me, and disagree with u, one would think that'd give u a hint ;/

just for fun, tell me, how is being gay wrong?

[101philosopha101]

@UnluckyGambler all intellectuals agree with you and no one with me? oh, poor you, your arguments are degenerating into nonsensical talk...it's obvious to all who see clearly that u can never expect to get every intellectual to agree, that is an impossibility...you are picking at straws, pathetic...i can't believe i wasted my time on u...bye..

[UnluckyGambler]

@101philosopha101 all intellectuals can never agree on anything? ur the one whos being nonsensical. no intellectual is disputing that the earth is round, or the theory of evolution, and they certainly arent disputing the naturalness of homosexuality or womens right to choose. name me one intellectual whos on ur side.

proving that gay marriage and abortion should be legal is easy. ive done it many times to many stubborn people. and ive already proven several points to u, like it or not.

[101philosopha101]

@UnluckyGambler sorry bro, we are done. i win, u remain denial. The end.

[UnluckyGambler]

@101philosopha101 ditto.

[101philosopha101]

@UnluckyGambler you can't say that...only I can...you can remain in denial.

[UnluckyGambler]

@101philosopha101 ditto.

[yioyinrox]

@UnluckyGambler How do you know the earth is round ? you have seen picturen from sattelites or spaceships , you see boats sinking into the horizon, allright, who says that we are real? who says that youre eyes and senses are beleivable ? maybe we are in a dream state , maybe noting exists, who are we to judge ?

[UnluckyGambler]

@yioyinrox we are feeling beings with practical needs, thats who we are to judge.

true, we cant say anything is real, we dont even know if the laws of logic are valid, we dont know we exist, its a nice mental exercise, but its not of much importance. accepting that the earth is round help us go about our lives, so we accept it and other such practical things, because we can make use of them to make ourselves feel better.

[101philosopha101]

@UnluckyGambler u haven't proved anything.......see nyerguds, he made a great argument for your gay side....

[Magical18Mere]

@UHHHiloveyou i agree with 101philosopha101 !!! why is being gay sucha budden to everyone these days???! i dont understand!

[101philosopha101]

@Magical18Mere it's all that PC BS I think......Political Correctness has a purpose but it's so far on the other side that people don't even stop to think for themselves anymore, they just blindly blurt out the PC cliches like these fools here...you obviously still ascribe to using the good old brain cells!

[Magical18Mere]

@101philosopha101 lol thank you. i have a gay uncle and he is amazing so i was raised to not judge people by there sexuality and just accept it :) you have good brain cells too

[sgtsobel89]

he's surley Bi-Sexuell!! :D :D

[razzlefrazzle123]

I'm not sad he's gay, that's great, but the fact that he's TAKEN is the sad part.

[ktsprkles]

Omg i absolutly love neil patrick harris!!

[YaPoNeCcC]

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[brotmann86]

whats always the discussion about him being gay, do you watch videos of other stars who you call hot and say "im so glad he's straight, as im propagbly gonna do him soon !"?

[ruxuan]

Awww. I love how cute he is. Too bad he's gay. But still, he's awesome. He's legend, wait for it, dary...

[mistersunglasses1]

@ruxuan I hope you're not lactose intolerant.

[cheergirl9924]

he is friends with my cheer team he usally comes to our cheer competitions he is so nice

[zaitesushion]

Hahaha, I love the little look on NPH's face when Dave said he "can't get on the D-train." Shout out to my fellow gay dudes. :D

[Sadlullabiesdreamer]

@zaitesushion what does he mean by that phrase?? What s the "d-train"??

[bubi8894]

I can't imagine how difficult it must be for him to play somebody like Barney. Just shows what a great actor he is, he will always be Barney for me :D

[GFedorentoCOCC]

@bubi8894 Straight guys have played gay roles since the camera was invented, so its pretty much the same. They probably get used to it :P

[sibr97]

is he gay?????

[KingTpuff]

@sibr97 yea.

[Rhino011]

An other gay white man,cool....So that we Mexicans can take over this nation quicker..

The white race is on the wayout -White people are a bunch of homo's....

[almonkitt]

@Rhino011 as if mexicunts cant be gay-lololol!!!

[seg122]

@Rhino011

hahaah, like that's going to hapen!

[slashmaster14]

@Rhino011 hey your mexican? Great i need some roofing done can you help out? I have a nickel!!!!!!

[Rhino011]

@slashmaster14 I beat it suck to know that your race is a bunch of homos...I roof it for penny ,homo...

[t8tertotsp]

David Letterman is kind of a jerk. Feel bad for NPH, having a such a jerky interviewer.

[ArBiTeR0000Tactical]

god damnit now there is no way to avoid those fucking ads

[josephgrovers]

@ArBiTeR0000Tactical

I KNOWWWW!!! I was like "WTF, FUCKING GAYASS 30 SECOND AD AGAIN!"

[TheSamee]

NPH is actually wearing a tie that Barney wears on HIMYM.

[Mrwinnerguy]

He plays a straight guy better than a straight guy would

[13inches]

neil patrick harris is the gay chuck norris

[guinivereXbloodgood]

@13inches Except he's a lot cuter.

[AntsinMehPants]

@13inches Chuck Norris has no shit on Neil, Neil would beat Chuck Norris up with his looks. And can have sex with more people at the same time(what up) Because underneath Neil's suit, Is another set of penises. True story.

[MCBorschti]

@13inches Chuck Norris is the hetero Neil Patrick Harris

[StaraziaSelin66]

On your description: That's what Dave gets for talking while Neil's trying to do the Top Ten.

[DennisHolmen]

Fuck this! i hate those commercials in gonna go out and hang myself!

[hsbakshi402]

@DennisHolmen install firefox and then install the "adblock plus add-on" for firefox to get rid of the ads

[sadstefig]

:D Barney suited up!!

[MastrFox18]

@sadstefig Doogie Howser suited up :D

[patataton]

01:20 neil's wrong valencia california is not in the orient spress route, but valencia spain is

[WeddingBandF]

@patataton he didn't say it was.

[harrinski]

@patataton no he was saying that she got to go to Valencia California whereas he got to go on the orient express in Europe

[Ownography]

wow i'm not even watching on hd and it looks aazing

[coljnr9]

Ya Fantastic quality!!! With good buffer time too.  Someone is doing something right :)

[Tomaloma]

I do not have dollars :(

[Rovskag2000]

Its awesome that he doesnt act all gay, like many do with the 'gay-voice' and loose wrists.

[TheKlervie]

@Rovskag2000 It's not "awesome" at all. Does acting effeminate is a problem? It's seems that you're saying that it's great that he somehow hides his sexuality ...

[MYNAMEISNOTBOB1]

@TheKlervie Well, consider it from a different perspective. I, personally, think it's awesome. But not because he's "hiding his sexuality". I actually doubt he IS. He's just not a stereotypically-feminine gay man. Which is awesome because the girlishness of some gay men is the reason many people think it's wrong. By breaking the stereotypes associated with homosexuality, Neil is just one of many people pushing society closer to the point of finally accepting homosexuality as being okay.

[mkl62]

Neil Patrick Harris will be appearing this Monday on Live with Regis and Kelly.

[SkullJosh]

Neil Patrick Harris=Win

[cumboyz]

lol david was a naughty boy this year of course he wouldn't get anything

[dyslexicxheart]

"you're suited in an unmistakably upward direction"

[midonalink]

He is just Legen...wait for it...dary !

[ncthatsme]

it's Neil poon handler

[gaygreg69]

love all this.cant see it in germany.

[btuncay]

i cant believe cbs still ruining these quality videos with crappy ads.

[baselchaban]

Neil is legend

[MoonShoesPotter07]

@baselchaban Wait for it...DARY!

[HATExCREW]

Look at you you beautiful bastard you suited up!! lol

[Th3MainMan]

NPH SUITED UP!

[jonno2019]

legen...wait for it...DARY!!!!!!

[dodgerammhemi]

it's funny tho. cuz when most kids his age had paper routes, NPH was star of Doogie Howser MD!

[TominCZIT]

Neil Patrick Harris is Legen... (wait for it) ... dary :D :) :P

[sauduk]

best quality i've ever seen in youtube :|

[EnvyMyPower]

@sauduk its CBS

[Adeeon]

He says paper route, as in when he was a boy distributing newspapers to heighten his allowance alittle.

[ramdam15]

ne comprends rien mais admire! =) <3

[shortyyy22]

....how would him being straight beenfit any of u guys in any way?!

hes fkn famous.

theres no fkin way hell ever date you girls..so please stop gettin worked up about wishing he was straight.

[IlikedYourVid]

So true.

At the moment he is my absolute favorite actor, and he would still be if he were straight, pedophile or fricken transexual.

Okay maybe not pedophile, that would be abit too much.

[randomacb123]

english is not my native language so i dont understand what letterman means by "paper route" ?

[boredndmad]

he says paper round.

as in before you were even acting

[Angemonic22]

HUH?

[goddamnit345]

@randomacb123 Its a job that traditionally people would have as kids, delivering newspapers to people's houses.

Back when people used to read newspapers.

[randomacb123]

@goddamnit345

Oh now I get it

Thanks a lot for explaining

[Brooklyn20]

@randomacb123 a paper route is when a kid (usually) goes around and delivers the paper to peoples house. And Dave was saying that he has been on CBS since Neil was very young, i.e having a paper route.

[GreenKore]

Get over it, Letterman!

[MichaelJacksonIs1]

wow! this quality is awesome! And Neil too, of course :D

[realillustrator]

Video quality. Wow.