I stole a pair of leggins from khols. I didn't realize I was still wearing them. I had to go back and pay. I know what your thinking What a Bitch Bro. :(
its too damn high because rapists are climbing in yo windows snatchin yo people up so we gotta hide yo hids hide yo wives and hide yo husband cause they rapin everybody out here
hey kyle. you know. i really miss Something Report updates. there's not enough of them to occupy me today. How many times can I rewatch them? COME ON. in need of more something reports. plzzzzz, it's Christmas.
all I can say is that the rent is to damn high for a guy with an amazing beard, like how the hell wouls a guy get four balls without plastic surgury. IT'S MIND BLOWING!
It's not, but he's claiming it is so everyone will be so busy worrying about that and they won't ask why there are balls on his face. But they ask anyway, so his plan didn't work.
Better answer? Because there are, uh, politicians in Lincoln Park. They're climbin' in yo windows, rasin' yo rent rates up at night. So you need to, hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya husband 'cus the rent is too damn high out here!
jimmy to me is like one of those people in those movies that like a guy says he's bad and he's like trying to get everyone's eyes or just attention in that matter.. to just rule and be evil..
idk he just doesn't look right to me.. a bread like that... like a chinese black man[he is to me idk if he is but yeah] i know he's black but ... that mis Is Just to damn high of a risk o.0
and someone who does something childish like "the rent is to damn high" i dont trust 'em
At the Walmart in our town a guy tried to steal 2 huge flat screen TVs. He just strolled right out of there and when the beepy things went off this really old dude stopped him. He then proceeded to beat up the old guy in broad daylight. Needless to say, the theif was going to sell the TVs for drug money.
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bonhaminspired 4 months ago
I stole a pair of leggins from khols. I didn't realize I was still wearing them. I had to go back and pay. I know what your thinking What a Bitch Bro. :(
SweetnSame 6 months ago
his beard kind of looks like....... =3
WoahNowItsGabby 8 months ago
can i just say that his beard looked a lot like a pair of balls.
215052188 8 months ago
i dig the 'what a bitch bro' segments
Lindsay1720 8 months ago
KYLE I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW VIDEOS. I CAN'T WAIT.
wssgirl15 9 months ago
0:09 that picture right there reminded me of the lead singer of MGMT. xD
theSilentPlacee 9 months ago 2
@theSilentPlacee RIGHT?!?!
XxrandomemonessxX 8 months ago
Please start making videos on this channel again. They are really entertaining. Have an awesome day.
karkar250 9 months ago 2
Where's a new video?!?!
dba 10 months ago
actually kyle we are all thinking that his beard looks like a pair of nuts.
tlsgs16 10 months ago
@tlsgs16 Oh my God! I was about to comment saying this, then I saw you'd said it :') WIN hahaha
theheartkaleidoscope 9 months ago
Can we haz more videos?
invaderkat818 11 months ago
how did i not know about this channel!?!
1kaylin1loves1you1 11 months ago
MAKE MORE VIDEOS ON THIS CHANNEL PLEASE :)
BringTheRuckus666 11 months ago
its too damn high because rapists are climbing in yo windows snatchin yo people up so we gotta hide yo hids hide yo wives and hide yo husband cause they rapin everybody out here
samandmegan111 1 year ago
I JUST found this channel. OMG I love this! lol Why don't you tell the lavaheads about it?!?!?!! :D
dba 1 year ago
I know its really late but i just saw this video and those two people that were arrested actually robbed a walmart right down my street haha
Soon2Bknown2u 1 year ago
Men in Black 2
CallaLily88 1 year ago
He looks like a Ball-chinying!
CallaLily88 1 year ago
THE RENT IS TO DAMN HIGH BECAUSE OF ALL THE SUPER AWESOME KYLE + MITCHELL-NESS!!! yeah. Just a guess.
takkurwa 1 year ago
Kyle please please please make a new Something Report :) thanks
MrsNickJonas772 1 year ago 2
it's a ballchinin (Men In Black)
sad2898 1 year ago
because they cant afford super mario bros.
chanelbonin2 1 year ago
jimmy mcmillan looks like he has furry balls on his chin XD
iiMarleyGB 1 year ago
i think you need to make a new episode of Something Report
McMinster95 1 year ago
Kyle pleease make a new Something Report, thanks :)
MrsNickJonas772 1 year ago 36
also, WAT AP INTERNAT!?
Notyourgoodies 1 year ago
hey kyle. you know. i really miss Something Report updates. there's not enough of them to occupy me today. How many times can I rewatch them? COME ON. in need of more something reports. plzzzzz, it's Christmas.
Notyourgoodies 1 year ago 2
The rent is too damn high because Mitchell has been stealing jeans in his ears.
MalibuChick105 1 year ago
I just realized..on that paper it only has two w's. world wide.....? haha
gracethedino 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHHA he has balls on his jeans?
mrAnderson57 1 year ago
zero dislikes?
lemme change that!
tristan119 1 year ago
all I can say is that the rent is to damn high for a guy with an amazing beard, like how the hell wouls a guy get four balls without plastic surgury. IT'S MIND BLOWING!
ItsAaronAgain 1 year ago
walmart sells to much mom jeans! thats why the rent is to damn high
duke5450 1 year ago
walmart sells to much mom jeans!
duke5450 1 year ago
do doo do doo do doo, like at my tiny gloves
duke5450 1 year ago
his beard looks like ballz
lillgumdrop 1 year ago
It's not, but he's claiming it is so everyone will be so busy worrying about that and they won't ask why there are balls on his face. But they ask anyway, so his plan didn't work.
thereadysetage 1 year ago
"um, sir... there's balls on your chin"
!!!!!!! aaahahhahahahhahahhahahhahaha WHAT THE HELL KYLE
kaylashalaylaaaaa 1 year ago
Obvious answer? The economy.
Better answer? Because there are, uh, politicians in Lincoln Park. They're climbin' in yo windows, rasin' yo rent rates up at night. So you need to, hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya husband 'cus the rent is too damn high out here!
ohmygoshbby 1 year ago 57
Am I the only one who thinks that look dude's ballsack bottom lip looks like the "=3" emoticon?
CrashStartlavalifer 1 year ago
jimmy to me is like one of those people in those movies that like a guy says he's bad and he's like trying to get everyone's eyes or just attention in that matter.. to just rule and be evil..
idk he just doesn't look right to me.. a bread like that... like a chinese black man[he is to me idk if he is but yeah] i know he's black but ... that mis Is Just to damn high of a risk o.0
and someone who does something childish like "the rent is to damn high" i dont trust 'em
lillyx33 1 year ago
it's not the rent that's too high. It's that ballsack hanging off his bottom lip!!!
CrashStartlavalifer 1 year ago
Because Wal-Mart raised the price on co-co puffs again
DANG Wal-Marrt communist
PandanautSkater 1 year ago
Love it when yur not yawning or tired...or allergy ridden, always a great show that way!
cepsis17 1 year ago
The rent is too high because we're spending all the money on that guy's beard.
AndechJumiss 1 year ago
you know 'the rent is too damn high' when...im sorry i jst can't stop thinking about how sick his mustache is !
MrsPattinson001 1 year ago
The rent is high because it's on drugs.
elizabethanne010 1 year ago
My rent is pretty low but.... generally rent is way to high which = :( (aka sad face)
1slandGuy 1 year ago
Because that guy has balls for a moustache.
iallie13 1 year ago
Because something is always reported on late.
Pishifat 1 year ago
The Rent is too damn high because jimmy's chimerical chin testicles cost extra to house.
Brosayswhat 1 year ago
you have a Teleprompter??
pricethepeanut 1 year ago
kyle its been so long i missed you :)
jasminecanfly 1 year ago
What's the picture hanging on Kyle's wall?
Uhlisahh 1 year ago
i love seeing my name by your face :), it is awesome.
toniMOOREisHXC 1 year ago
i love how. your missing a "w".
rgirl2525 1 year ago
the rent isn't too damn high, the teleprompter is too damn high.
x33Hannah33x 1 year ago
The rent is too damn high because society is trying to prevent me from moving out of my parents' house already. >:(
ayprel 1 year ago
Those gloves mean you are the real killer of Nicole Simpson and Ronnie Goldman. Even though you were about 8.
And the rent is too damn high because I have to live with my parents for another month
katwoolfy 1 year ago
Kyle, I had an absolutely TERRIBLE day, and you legitly made it 100 times better by your videos:)
FruitLoopErika 1 year ago
you need to make more of these, i love em (:
+ You ovbs. I love you.
Whothehellisemma 1 year ago
tht guy looks like hes from star wars
thebookobsessedgirl 1 year ago
jimmy mcmillan's beard looks like a set of tesicles
xitlacy13 1 year ago 2
You need some backing music for your videos
SamHandwiches 1 year ago
"Why did I look up there?" "Oh, that's where the teleprompter is. No that's a wall ." :)
Kyle is FLAWSOME!
toonylon 1 year ago
haha the rent is to damn high guys beard looks like balls.
Spritepajamabottoms 1 year ago
i love how he says WHAT UP internet :D!
valley180 1 year ago
The other day I said "what a bitch bro!" and I couldn't remember for the life of me where I had heard it before... now I remember.
vannabenson 1 year ago
yeah, he looks like burnside.. plus white, hairy balls on his chin.
bee1294 1 year ago
The rent is too damn high because the land lords were always promised kittens, but never got one.
CottonCandyYo1 1 year ago
Kyle can I get a jpg or something of your head band picture? I want to work on your intro.
anjyl667 1 year ago
The rent was too damn high because landlords charge extra for that furry animal he has on his face.
zagaliggle 1 year ago
you and mitchell should find that tarzan clip and put it in a video for us. XD
lalalablair 1 year ago
at 0:31 seconds you were pretty....hot.
And I don't even have a crush on you...
zagaliggle 1 year ago
"WHATA BITCH BRO" OMGAD! I SAY THAT TOO!!
TheRayification1 1 year ago
Dude, why didn't you use a new intro that people made you????
Brosayswhat 1 year ago
because it mr.monopaly took all my money!!!
adorkableperson 1 year ago
He looks more like a cross between the general and Samuel L. Jackson.
MCTTron 1 year ago
Because he spends all of his remining money and beard/stach cream and tools. BTW Kyle, you brighten my day so thanks :)
woodenheartlife 1 year ago
Because he spends all of his remining money and beard/stach cream and tools.
woodenheartlife 1 year ago
its not the rent thats high, jimmy mcmillan.
millerpeade 1 year ago
1:40 the stream of light on the bed kinda distracted me for a while...
dramatizetheworld 1 year ago
It's just too damn high.
RadicalRorey 1 year ago
The rent is to damn high cus everyone loves you and mitchel so much that there all renting the houses in yer neiborhood
andthedoctorsaid 1 year ago
They hid their rent money in the ceiling so now they can't pay.
Get it.. too high...... I'm sorry.
Camyy99 1 year ago
You looked like philly d in the thumbnail
ribbononmywristxx 1 year ago
The rent is to dam high auto tuned is just awesome beans
gracieBABYtm 1 year ago
His Beard at his chin looks like a nut sack. Just saying. Anyone else think so?
MenWhoPutOnGlasses 1 year ago
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AndechJumiss 1 year ago
the rent is just to damn high ! ily kyle seriously you complete youtube without you id be like bored ew nobody wants boredom
stephanieb2014 1 year ago
the rent is just to damn high !
stephanieb2014 1 year ago
At the Walmart in our town a guy tried to steal 2 huge flat screen TVs. He just strolled right out of there and when the beepy things went off this really old dude stopped him. He then proceeded to beat up the old guy in broad daylight. Needless to say, the theif was going to sell the TVs for drug money.
EmoBunnyLove135 1 year ago
i love you kyle but i kinda feel like you're just doing this show so you dont have to get a real job...
simplystatic 1 year ago
@simplystatic it's 2010. who are you to say this isn't a "real" job? count how many people do this now.
marisamacabre 1 year ago
I think I'm prefering these vids to the vlogs... :D
MichaelHowrie 1 year ago
SR ... YOU HAVE BALLS ON YOUR CHIN !!
AmparoMCe 1 year ago 2
mmm i like your bedding
zleary816 1 year ago
because people are stealing jeans from wal mart
lovelesszer013 1 year ago
That shirt is freaking epic. xD
SuperMac18ROX33 1 year ago
because in this econ. blah blah blah because the Goverment is wanting to kill us all hehehe
BA5CKqi 1 year ago
because the flying ninja turtles are robing people! run!!
Aliceson123 1 year ago
oh my god kyle! finally a new video
wonkabo 1 year ago
When I saw that you made a new something report video, I seriously considered flying to Ohio and giving you a hug. :)
saraholiviaforever 1 year ago
That guys beard looks like balls
bobsagetmonkey 1 year ago
this is the best episode yet.
beccapwns1022 1 year ago
im glad i don't pay rent..it's just too damn high
JustBeSavi 1 year ago
the rent is too damn high cause kyle is too damn sexy.
sydw56 1 year ago 2
Looks like the guy from KFC (x_x)
TheViewOfCalvin 1 year ago
the rents too high cuz im too high to get a job... 0.o
ibelieveinmagic22 1 year ago
IS THAT A DOORS POSTER!!
jacabeth 1 year ago
i like your shirt!
catrific 1 year ago
We should probably just get married now.
MrsAndySamberg 1 year ago 2
this show is super mega foxy awesome hot
and
the rent is too dam high because my parents want me to move out and get a job
emilygreen111 1 year ago
2:43, so cute. lmao
freakostar13 1 year ago
Probably the best Something Report yet. Shame it didn't show up in my subscription box... Along with all my other subscriptions... Fucking Youtube.
Katey912 1 year ago 6
@Katey912 Samething keeps happening to me
Its annoying
MostRandomestVids 1 year ago
The rent is too damn high because people can't afford to have normal beards...
guitaryummyyummy 1 year ago
the rent is too damn high because our stockbrokers are too damn stupid to fix the damn problem.
aerofreak44 1 year ago
he's a ballchinian :)
TweadleDeda 1 year ago
Yesterday I was playing monopoly and I landed on the boardwalk. The rent is too DAMN high!
zosoyoung 1 year ago
beacause people cant steal rent, like they steal jeans,
JesusIsAwsome21 1 year ago 2
kyle, MGMT is not the same since you left.. ):
bigbookofnothing 1 year ago
The rent is too damn high(:
raplife101 1 year ago
I don't know, I live with my parents :D
MsSniggity 1 year ago
@chemistryoftheheart I'll try on the next one. I figured being the only guy who does all lowercase might help so I wanted to try ;)
somethingreport 1 year ago 12
because Mitchell keeps breaking into and stealing my houses, damnit!
marisamacabre 1 year ago 19
@marisamacabre AHAHAHAHAHA
somethingreport 1 year ago 5
<333
justrelaxandpartyy 1 year ago
I was literally saying yesterday "hm, i wonder when a new Something Report is coming out?" I think I might be psychic
ImJustKyian 1 year ago
'Cause there's an additional fee to protect Ballchinians from the Men in Black..!
HulloMiguel 1 year ago
Hahahahh I LOVE YOU <3 Everytime I watch your videos, my day is instantly made.
caitlinlovesyou3 1 year ago 3
Hahah keep making more dude. Love watching these
Sirswat1 1 year ago
RENT?
Toyman6000 1 year ago
Cause, you killed it!
MattyBonBon 1 year ago