David Letterman - Johnny Depp Does Pacino

[jemish16]

Explain that joke, somebody.

[ankitd1994]

@jemish16 The mop is to clean the beer that the skeleton would drink and obviously spill through his body (made only of bones).

Sincerely,

Good Guy Greg.

[angelatodd2]

like your unfoim

[dennervideos]

Johnny always does a great interview , outstanding public speaker also

Denner Videos 

[Bilibiliby]

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[CheckmateRidRot]

@Bilibiliby FUCK YOU, TWICE I'VE HAD TO SIT THROUGH A COMMERCIAL haha

[collegefootballrulez]

@Bilibiliby FUCK YOU FAGGET

[metallicstucco]

@Bilibiliby LOL good one, you got me.

[28arachnid]

i cant afford this goddamn motorola

[katieka19]

@milban92 ... no? he tries to look like himself... do you know anything about the civil wars?

[niklashelbl]

how can you not get this joke?

[katieka19]

that guy looks like John Paul White!

[milban92]

@katieka19 John Paul White tries to look like Johnny Depp.

[HerrDerpington]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA WHY IS IT SO FAHNNY.

[SgtTravisBickle]

Someone isn't telling this joke right, that's why it seems off. There's no set-up, it just skips to the punchline.

[Zzabijaka]

get my joke baby...

[MrBluewatson]

i don't get the joke?

[easilyamusedcinema]

@MrBluewatson the beer goes right through him, aka he needs the mop, thats the only thing that makes sense to me. lol

[crazy87618]

sei sempre affascinante, il tempo che passa non ti ha sfiorato, come si suol dire ... <3 fabolous!!!

[coach9087]

i get the joke

[didi81481]

@coach9087 i dont. explain, please.

[coach9087]

@didi81481 the skeleton asked for a beer and a mop because he's going to drink the beer and because skeleton have no guts, skin, and whatever (their hollow) the drink going to go right through him and the mop is to clean it up .........its very ironic that i get the joke because of Tim Burton movies which Johnny always plays in :3

[didi81481]

@coach9087 ohh. i thought he said "a map" and i was trying to figure out why would a skeleton need a map? thanks!

[Brady2k10]

lol al is a good actor, but i dont think hes good at comedy or whatever

[thehermionegirl2332]

@wfrogmovie fag

[JayJay93UV]

and a mop

[4lifebambi]

i'm crying cuz i've alway wanted to meet him! I LUV HIM!

[indiana46742]

cute eye make up. ur like 50 bro

[lightandinformation]

hehe he IS a trickster that one!

I just shot a video..and I DO talk a bit about how I

got to work with the Johnny Depp for a day..no joke!

Teleport on over to my page and have a looksie!!!

[Muataran]

I really hoped that was going to end with a " but then I reallized that I dont have a stomache because I am a skeloton, SKULL JOKE!!!"

[KulaAShaker]

AMAZING no comment on being misled by the title??? oh wait ronaldinho was horny...this is not the place for that sort of thing FP...go watch something else DW

[Ronaldinhoo11]

Wow thank god.. misleading title...i thought i was going to see a threeway

[Nickkiyable]

die.xx

[CourtneyxCourtney95]

LOL I can't believe he didn't get it.

[Zer0SkiLL789]

I wish I was epcial and talented like him. Can't begin to imagine what life must feel like for poeple like this. They have no fucking clue how blessed they are. No fucking clue...

[heatbucspies55]

Johnny Depp's awesome, but how do you not get that?

[stayAU]

That was a minimalist's joke. Wow Pacino must be some kinda genius.

[Supaduck0]

That top comment is fucking stupid. You're basically just saying lets all get rich and flaunt it in peoples faces like status obsessed monkeys. It's a fucking corporate tool mentality, Johnny Depp outgrew it years ago, if you knew anything about him outside of the fact you want his dick in your mouth maybe you'd have thought twice before saying that. BTW I hate to be rude but this type of mentality is too rampant to be ignored anymore.

[yrat4]

@Supaduck0 Hehe... no wrong in wanting that ;)

[Supaduck0]

@yrat4 yeah there is

[yrat4]

@Supaduck0 C'mon now, lighten up. Can't be that many women out there who's never, ever, ever thought of how it would be like in bed with either him or one of his chatacters.

[cHAWELO3]

@Supaduck0 I agree with you man. He is just not that kind of guy who walks around wearing the latest, clean cutt designer outfits that cost a fortune. He may be one of the rich and sexiest peoplein the world. That doesn't mean he should live within the norm of "celebrity/ star".

[GiveMeThatMango]

cowboy + homeless + hipster = this look

[KittyTheKittycat]

I got it. Cx

[EternalCrappyKid]

....huh?

[SonOfSparda3]

alright so mind if someone explained to me what the joke meant cuz im just as lost as he was lol

[stayAU]

@SonOfSparda3 this is my interpretation the skeleton doesn't have organs so he doesn't have a stomach so when he drinks the beer it will just go right thru him and the mop is to clean the beer off the floor...I was like WAH? 8- / I guess doctors and nurses would get that one from the get go.

[davebsp]

Just because he has money doesn,t mean he has to dress high style all of the time. Johnny is down to earth. He always looks comfortable and he is always very nice. Wish I could meet him. It would be so cool. I see a very nice man there.

[julianrocks11]

i dont get it.....

[seanyb109]

I heard this joke on Outnumbered!

[jessiecroft]

people people plz he always dresses that way

[toe708]

There is something so intriguing about Johnny Depp :)

[cyberneticchaos]

CBS, fuck off with these commercials.

[elgatonegro13]

Johnny Deep does a better impersonation of Johnny Deep, than of Pacino. Dwell on it.

[cwsmith73]

@elgatonegro13 Johnny Deep, starring Butt Pirates of the Caribbean. Adult film.

[tom41149]

why is he dressed that way, did he think he was going to be interviewed outside clean yourself up show that you give a shit and take a shower while your at it to

[geiuy]

@tom41149 yeah cuz he needs to look like u and everyone else,right?fuck originality and being different,let's all look the same!your boring

[VitaminDeth]

The skeleton needs a mop to clean up after he drinks the beer. There ya go

[BecxKK]

Johnny Depp doesn't look real..

[TheCinemaJackTV]

This is not what I was expecting when I clicked on a video called "JOHNNY DEPP DOES PACINO"

[RomanianDaci]

why does a johnny, a grown man, dress to look like a fucking emo parrot

[tjauddhks]

the title is misleading.

[AuTToni]

I didn't get the joke.

[PipiLongStawlk]

@AuTToni i got it the 2nd time, when a skeleton drinks, the liquid goes through him because he has no stomach, so the skeleton orders a beer and a mop so that he can clean the floor once the he drinks the beer and all of it goes on the floor.

[AuTToni]

@PipiLongStawlk

aaa, thank you.

honestly i wasn't sure what a mop is (i am from austria), but now i get it because of the context...but let me ask you something - is this really funny?

[SystemCruntchsness]

RIP. johnny depp. goodnight sweet prince. ( i'm with 9gag and we are so sad he died )

[MsHenryTheGreat]

Depp is mama hipster.

[NobleHerold]

how could he NOT get it, i mean really? -.-'

[Ozydaeus]

The beer spills when he drinks it so he has to mop it up.

[mortenpagan]

capperchino 

[penguine78]

alllll that money and he chooses to dress like a homeless person he should come out with a new fashion line for the homless ppl god still love ya JD :P

[blaa94]

@penguine78

Fits his character if you ask me

[TheGameloser]

@penguine78 Good go, keep judging people on how they dress, pathetic whiner, let the man fucking be. Why the fuck do you honestly care?

[allhopeisgone666]

@TheGameloser settle

[remoman]

@penguine78 Derelique?

[Poomba1989b]

@penguine78 he probably just dresses how he likes to. Being rich doesn't mean you suddenly have to dress a certain way. It's not bad imo.

[mrfizzzzzzzy]

fucking star trek pad app.

[DaretheDevil321]

@mrfizzzzzzzy u got that too

[mrfizzzzzzzy]

@DaretheDevil321 lol yea

[Shilo83]

Can't even skip the ad after 5 seconds, GG.

[SparkDaIzm]

What does the joke mean? lol

[malteadotas4]

@SparkDaIzm well skeletons dont have internal organs, so after drinking his beer he'll need a mop.

[mohammadangabini]

Johnny is the ONLY guy in the world who can do whatever he wants with his HAIR and still look great !!!

I love this man .

[almightyjass]

Nice to see he dressed up for the occasion... looks like a cartoon hobo

[WestAucklandNz]

FUCK YOUTUBE ADVERTS FML

[ringforrohan]

@WestAucklandNz Let me guess. You're British?

[lezzabo]

@ringforrohan please tell me you're joking

[ringforrohan]

@lezzabo He said Adverts and thats what they say in Britian instead of advertisements or commercials. My source? Countless British celeb interviews and Ricky Gervais. So I thought I would take a wild guess. I didn't mean any offence.

[lezzabo]

@ringforrohan his name is WestAucklandNZ!

[WestAucklandNz]

@lezzabo hahaha should i ask him if he's american or is that mean?

[lezzabo]

@WestAucklandNz haha i was going to do the same thing!

[WestAucklandNz]

@ringforrohan Nooooo :)

[nahomey1]

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[sebytz92]

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[MrChocolateDogg]

@WestAucklandNz

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[SpankingGuru]

@WestAucklandNz ad block bro

[icepic21]

@WestAucklandNz

meh, beats 10 minutes of commercials on tv in my opinion, but i agree its annoying, yeah. ah well, video website's gotta make it rain somehow!

[theajtruth]

@WestAucklandNz install ad blocker on your browser, chrome has it,firefox as well

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[Vilemk0]

@WestAucklandNz Adblock extension. 

[Kajintoz]

@WestAucklandNz I've only ever seen one advert on youtube. Get firefox and install the adblock and scriptblock addons.

[travellingdruid]

@WestAucklandNz is that the worst thing in your life? please don't post again!

[WestAucklandNz]

@travellingdruid No it's not. I cant see where i wrote it's the worst thing in my life? Go ask your granddaughter what fml means again.

[MrCircyy]

@WestAucklandNz Dat Ad Block Plus son ;)

[wesroo]

@WestAucklandNz

Either you get adverts, or you have to start paying. You choose... I'll take the commercials.

[oiyoustfuplz]

fucking 30 second commericial that i can't skip.

[grumpy150]

@oiyoustfuplz ~ I have that same problem alot all the sudden... WTF ?

[FINPutkonen]

It took me a while... But I got it...

[rimmashahverd]

@MrHarryBawls2010 WELL YOU ARE AN IDIOT IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT JOHNNY DEPP IS A LEGEND!!!!!

[DennerMusic]

More than an impressive actor

CBS thanks for sharing the videos

Denner

[destroya7x]

omg.he's perfect.

[Bobba8590]

oouuu I got it!

[kgtheguy]

I didn't get the joke.

[arshawiir]

@kgtheguy he is a skeleton so the beer falls through him!!!!

[3234718]

It is a pretty funny joke

[bloodblonde]

is he ALWAYS wearing eyeliner

[ritiprd]

I am so sorry for my question, I don't know if this question is somewhere on the wall, but I want to know If I understand Depp's joke. Skeleton orders a beer and a map? Why? And sorry for my bad language.

[Deus822]

@ritiprd a beer and a mop, because the beer would go through him, and he needs to clean up his mess.

[sabuomarrr1]

@ritiprd He orders a bear and a Mup,, and thats cus he knows the beer will just go through him and on the floor, so to clean it up he needs a mup

[notchjohnson1]

@sabuomarrr1 MOP. you idiot

[ritiprd]

@sabuomarrr1

Thx, it was my mistake when I translated it

[casualtyarmy87]

OK if u don't understand that joke ur dumb lol

[clingrivers]

i dont give a fuck how to make cooked marshmellows

[SourMonkeyNuts]

its means your phucked. Its a death joke about cardinal sins...

[Muppio]

That joke was horrible XD So simple & dumb.

[travisprb44]

johnny depp is the absolute best actor in hollywood as of now. he can play any role and be amazing at it.

[diamonddolla504]

@travisprb44 denzel 1st

[samuelsixvids]

Johnny Depp likes CHOW

[IzzyIsou]

He's trying to look AND act like Don Van Vliet (Captain Beefheart). Unfortunately, Vliet was the real thing, a true eccentric artist, Depp is a Hollywood actor, with many awful movies under his belt (Donnie Brasco being one)99

[danshinitro]

@IzzyIsou I hope syphilis takes your life.

[IzzyIsou]

@danshinitro Love you, too. : )

[12345abdo6789]

feels like he's going for a stealth look

[thedude200710]

Does Chow really have ALL the answers?

[wldwld007]

@thedude200710 except who he lost his virginity to

[unknowdud3]

i dont get it l0l

[LucasAlexander4U]

accessorize much...?

[SamSatan666]

His ears are still pierced i didn't know that, lol

[SamSatan666]

@HigherPoker i guess some of the rich people are either trying to save money and give to the poor, could be that they don't want to anyone else to know they are doing well. Perhaps todays world music and style has gone to hell and back then style was awesome. It can also be that the economy is fucked and they aren't really getting enough money as long they have to enough to pay what they really need. who knows...

[Abaddon133]

@HigherPoker

I think you're talking about certain artists who became rich. You won't find a businessman dressing like Johnny Depp I think. It has more to do with who you are as a person rather than how rich you are, the wealth you do or do NOT possess won't change much about that.

[keybladechosn1]

I like that joke lol

[SpyHorse5110]

how did you not get that Johnny? ah well, still love you

[Luvie1980]

@HigherPoker Homeless people are in fashion I guess. :S

[pinchafinch]

@HigherPoker its that they realized after becoming rich that it's not that great afterall

[willsong4]

I still don't get it...

[Leisureman2]

@HigherPoker Johnny Deep has always dressed like that.

[Mauriciom1029]

@HigherPoker dressing rich isnt comfy. youll dress how you wanna dress regardless of money

[helsinki]

@HigherPoker i think in zoolander...its called 'derelicte'

[badluckrabbit]

@HigherPoker I think Johnny Depp is the only celebrity I've seen who dresses like that; it's just what I likes to wear, I guess.

[devez7]

didnt get the joke... anyone??

[devez7]

@devez7 i thought he said a map... ok get it now

[MrLikweed]

was ? Ein Skellet geht in eine Bar.. und bestellt ein Bier und ein Mopp ? Ich vertsteh den Witz auch nicht xD ...

[zebrakackefreak]

@MrLikweed na ja wenn ein skelett versucht was zu trinken, wo soll das landen? auf dem boden nauerlich :D

[MrLikweed]

@zebrakackefreak Ooohh... und ich hab den ernsthaft nicht gepeilt xD ... Danke :)

[Ronaldinhoo11]

I was scared what was going to pop up due to the title of the video.

[greeneyesmax]

@HigherPoker homeless is so in.

[MonkeyZorr]

Worst joke ever