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  • Would it really have killed him *or his mom* to have posted said 'picts' to as part of this vid ABOUT said "malfunction"??? esp considering....well you know what is meant ^_%

  • Fuck You and your dog. You're not even close to being funny but you killed it being a dick who whored his ass by using Maria to attract me to your sad lonely video of you. By the way, I remember nothing of you, except to avoid you wherever I stumble into you.

  • What an asshole, a gay one with no brains...LOL

  • Stupid and lame.....what an idiot!

  • buttmunch

  • PEOPLE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR VIEWS...FUKKIN IDIOT

  • 2:28 blrpablrp!!! lol

  • This would be a good video if this mutt (the jaggov talking) would have walked into the street, had his dog run over so he could see that happen first and then get killed himself by a dump truck. FACT.

  • @NEALS8 hmmm fuckin faggot bitch

  • maria was in fantastic four i swear she was the nurse

  • i like how we just figured out who all the lonely pervs are..

    wow...thats....just sad

  • Lolololol

    Mother+sexy video= awkward

  • Guys, really, just because you didn't get to jerkoff you're blaming Toby? He's way cooler than you'll ever be, AND he gets to hang out with hot babes. And pillowfight them, MWAhAHAHAHA

  • 'cmon dick were leavin to find Maria's titties,balls are you coming?lets go

  • this LA cum guzzler is about to make me fuckin gag

  • This is the american dream , understand we like to get all the attention we can even if we look like total idiots while doing it.

  • What turd swallower.

  • fuck

  • i don't see the point

  • FAGGOT

  • asshole

  • douche

  • @geeVIII I hope he teaches his dog to run you over with a truck... Slowly and painfully.

  • Lol@8 year olds that don't know tobuscus. Get off youtube.

  • Fucking fag......I didnt want to see you humping your dog.

  • Punk Bitch...don't bother.....

  • Asswipe!

  • ASSHOLE

    

  • you are a fag

  • sniff that gravel girl, sniff that gravel.. LOL

  • This guy is definitely sporting a "mangina".

  • you think your awesome...but your a fag

  • go fuck yourself you faggot

  • I hate when horny 12 year olds start calling Toby words they don't even know, because they didn't see lips, hips, tits, or ass. It's so cute watching these kids rage :)

  • @Jayz159ify Hells yeah!

  • Guess we know who the people are that search YouTube using their penis's as their brains.

  • He keeps rambling, but nothing of any substance comes out...I fucking HATE that idiot....I feel better now, thanx.

  • If you'd prefer to listen to that idiot instead of seeing her tits, you're a fucking loadswallowing douche bag!!

  • @cathoderoy Tits? Eww gross.

  • @cathoderoy anyways... he said it was the bottom bikini malfunction so your stupid for posting this comment and not listening...

  • sorry toby... Not hatin' but just I don't get your style of humor. I did however, get motion sickness from the excessive camera movement... If that's what you were going for then you definitely succeeded. I guess you win... until I take my Dramamine.

  • Every party has to have an insecure imature idiot. That is why we invited you. Grow up a bit. 

  • reported

  • @swoops2k9 hahaha! little virgin didnt get to see your bikini malfunction? gtfo Tobuscus' videos

  • hey evrbody!

    hatin bad

    tobys cooler than all of u

  • You people are haters! Of course tobuscus wasnt going to post something like that! Hes just a gamer, that likes vlogging, and intros of darkness then redness then whiteness, then awkwardness

  • I hope your dog gets splatted by a fuckn truck,you blow ass cunt

  • I clicked off. Why? I hate posters who fucking lie.

  • omg you are so boring...douche bag

  • oh wow i found tobuscus on accident yay!

  • Ok.......kept waiting for the "Bikini Malfunction" to appear....knew it wasn't going to happen as soon as he started talking to his dog....yet...strangely........­I sat through this whole video!

    what's wrong with me!!!!!

  • just another desperate needing views by putting up false and misleading titles. reported

  • Eat a dick, pussy lips! I only watched 5 sec of this trash!!

  • Loser

  • BASTARDDDDDD ¡¡¡

  • what a tool

  • DUMB VIDEO

  • DUMP VIDEO

  • The dog is made of darkness & redness & whiteness

  • Did gypsy die because now he has griffin

  • @Avagantomos HAHAHAHAHA!

  • Toby, i had a dog named gypsy too!

  • Made on my b day

  • I just woke up walking your dog

  • lol 624 people came for boobs

  • It's funny how google is way worse. You type in the letter A and it immediately says "ass porn"

  • @Avagantomos haha no... that's just your last search...

  • You know there are no more YouTube names when people start using passwords

  • I love how when you google "maria menounos bikini malfunction" the first youtube video to pop up is by tobuscus. that just totally made my day... not that i was googling that, mind you...

  • Thats not Griffin....Am i late to this dog...?

  • I would say that Chuck Norris and Tobuscus are about a tie

  • Love it! I wanna tshirt!

  • wheres griffen? D:

  • This was the first lazyvlog that I ever saw.

  • My dog eats the same dog food

  • My man Toby!

  • The videos when the darkness, redness, whiteness didn't fail so much... I miss these....

  • Tthats not griffsaur!!!!

  • @EvilPrince69 I believe his username is "evilprince69". Don't you just hate that troll?

  • @EvilPrince69 his name is on the description

  • oh my gawd i am so scared just watchin these vids i cant imagine playin em D:

  • smtbbo its tobuscus! dont dislike he's amazing! just cuz ur a horny asshole deosnt mean you can dis Toby.

  • You better give me my shirt......im the bestist

  • TOBUSCUS IS AWESOME!

  • everyone is mad cuz they couldnt pull it out their pants to this video

  • no girls on this video... click dislike and move on...

  • PUUUUUUUUUUP

  • so lame...agh.

  • fuck you

  • Wow, look at the date! It's beautiful in Cali at that time!

  • @ileaverealitybehind Its always beautiful in Cali.

  • tio estas LOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • youtube.com/watch?v=EnFFOjmubQ­k

  • i got tricket by the thumbnail!! :(

  • GO SUUK IT

  • When you said yahoo i loled cuz i was drinking yoohoo exactly when you said yahoo lolol!

  • Your dog is so cute! : )

  • WTF!?!?

  • Awesome! CHUCK NORUS

  • i think cat flip is epic its one of the most epic video ever

  • Go ahead haters, keep hating. The mighty Tobuscus is not affected by it. In fact, he just absorbs it. I bet he is thanking you for watching his videos.

  • @cheezmasterz1103 if robbing Toby of his laptop and exspensive razor (that was probably just gonna get stolen anyways) at an In and Out parking lot doesn't make Toby unhappy, I really doubt anything could, forget about haters Haters pay the bills, we should thank them. they come back to every video just to unlike it. hahaha i just don't get it.

  • @xblproduction

    nope.

  • @xblproduction

    nope.

  • Para que amarrar un perro, si los perros deben de ser libres, a p´roposito deberia dejar hablar al perro creo que lo haria mejor, cuando menos yo si entenderia.

  • i guess u have to post this as something its not to get someone to actually watch it,what a faggg....

  • @curtisr73 If you watched the full video you would know he talks about how stuff like that appears on his yahoo news and thats not what he does in his other videos

  • omigod i actually SNEEZED in this video and it was even by accident!! :O god im so proud of myself xD

  • fukyu

  • @Jenca231 fuck u now GTFO

  • i dont like his dog gryphsor is much better

  • this was on my birthday!

  • Lazy Asshole, !!!!! FAVOURITE IT!!!

  • nothing, i just hate him, he's stupid!!!!!! you guys are bitches to like him.

  • @Jenca231 -__- I don't like you.

  • @Jenca231 Why are you watching his videos than?

    YOu're entitled to your opinion and I respect that, so please respect ours.

    I'll tell you why I like him, because he's full of life, makes everything funny, he turns bad situations funny. His voices, and man on the street interviews are awesome.

    But he is someone you have to get used to I guess. Like a friend in your group who's funny. If someone in another group did the same thing you'd think it's stupid.

    IMO Toby has more talent than most on YT

  • @Jenca231 haters gonna hate but how the balls can you hate Toby! Moe'sauckra!!! See only Toby fans are part of the audience epicosity!

  • @Jenca231 Whatchu' got against Toby?!

    

  • @BLANDYandCOSMOshow okay, i'll give you a chance

  • @carapar114 thank you , we greatly appreciate it.

  • @BLANDYandCOSMOshow no problem

  • I love you Toby intro of darkness then redness then whiteness!

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  • :D

  • TOBUSUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MrRandom125 wats a tobusus

  • she is mighty lol ;D i would like a shirt,

  • she is mighty mighty and letin it all hang out lol

  • im falling in love with all your talkings o.O strange

  • yhur so annoying omfg

  • Ohh my i love this man showed my bro this vid now he walks round all day going sniff that gravel girl :D

  • "Quickly, to the corner ! We will blend there !!"

  • sniff that gravel girl! hahah!

  • great video..even with out the hot looking girl u have in the thumb nail

  • Was 'ne Labertasche, meine Güte!!!

  • @joshypower der is cool ja :D

  • darn it!!! for the 2 minutes i paused this video i sneezed....why did i have to pause it i couldve sneezed during the video and my dreams wouldve been fulfilled!!!

  • sniff that gravel giiiirl, sniff that gravel.

  • i luv this akward show!! "intro of blackness then redness than white"

  • RIP

  • go tobuscus

  • Toby's videos are pretty much made of awkward moments...which is why I love them.

  • @s0060942 Haters gonna hate

  • you tube is not a real fucking job either...and yes maybe im just jealous.,

  • @plentiner No, but movies and TV adverts are.

  • this guy is fucking gay!and i really mean that..try to get famous fag..and i dont ever post comments like this..

  • @plentiner but he is famous... (: hes Tobuscus... like the 20th most subscribed person on youtube :P

  • @plentiner If you're actually not trying to be a troll, then you're really stupid.

  • @MylenU2ber haha! It's freaking 1:53AM right now, so I've got ALL day to call the ghost busters!

  • Why are the top comments the same?

  • Omg, my CAT's name is Gypsy!!!

  • fuck u?!!!

  • hey my dogs named Gypsy lol

  • why do you have a different dog now? did this dog die and he bought another one?

  • @jajabee123456789 ive been wondering that too...

  • @jajabee123456789 this is Gypsy or Gypsor aka his old girlfriend's (or at least, they were friends and a girl was involved and as we all know Toby is masculine as hell) and yeah. Oh, and Griffzor wasn't bought, well he was, but it was yearssss ago toby is like 26 and Griffzor is at least like 12 lol it's his childhood puppy so ha

  • @jajabee123456789 or he has more than one dog...

  • @jajabee123456789 Notice when this video was made.

  • @xXFlaminNinjasXx yeah im asking is this dog dead or not

  • @jajabee123456789 Gypsy was Tanya's dog

  • @rosietao15 whose tanya?

  • @2zoey07 the lady he did "Russians Review" with, i belive she was his girlfriend, but dont quote me on that