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  • Panda 3

  • Sexy (; ♥

  • Fudgin' Awesome!! #Hilarious

  • can we get that uncensored with a flashback ;D

  • i enjoy your panda hat

  • DAMN!!! FUCKING FUCK MANN

    I THINK I JUST SPRINKLED..... LOL

  • lol I freakin love you lol your so funny!!!

  • you're awesome just the way you are hart!

    lots of love!

  • I actually sounds dirtier!

  • DONT tone it DOWN!!!! replace the words it made it more fun. I was actually imagining jelly beans and cupcakes.....I want a cupcake....THANKS HART

  • I think this sounds dirtier with the sugar coated words than the actual words lol

  • i got compeltely confused

  • funny as twinkies

    (hell*) i dont mnd i follow you either way!

  • You gotta love yourself enough to just say what you wanna say without being covered up n shit. I think that if the substitution is somethin you wanna do then do it! I enjoyed that shit :)

  • Your fucking funny bro.(:

    Fruity is the new sexy!!

    And express how you be feelin(:

  • I come to this vid every now and again lool shyt is BOMB

  • Say what you want and feel. If there's alot of cursing jsut put a disclaimer at the beginning of the video saying that its not for kids.

  • DEAD!!!!!!

  • Like ( <intentional use of like)..OMG so love this I will post to my page ASAP...luvvvvvvved it!

  • fudge tht i was follow'n but i was so caught up w/ an image i 4got tha translations so upset rite now DAMN DAMN DAMN

  • laptop with laptop bag $800

    norton 360 for the laptop $80

    the expression on my moms face when she walked in at the exact wrong moment to me lmfao.. ohh damn that shit was pricless!

  • Lmao

  • I agree with @ilovecampmeeting

  • Lmfao I love this video!!

    It's awesome!! Just be you!! You don't need to change a thing!! Great job! Keep up your great work!! :)

  • I think you MAYBE should tone it down a little. AND PLEASE dont replace the words because i got a little lost. :D

  • I think you great dirty or not. Replace it wat funny but if u did it all the time it might get annoying sooo maybe just sometimes!

  • &&& how do i get a shirt.?

  • yayayay hart.!!! Thumbss up  i  this video 2 one problem u had the curse type wrds& the wrds u filled in for was kinda fast.. But w.e i still like  i remember 1 of ur min with ur hart video when u ask people if they made a curse wrd wht will it beh lml my friendz& i watched tht alot(:

    1. Uou

    2. Fizzile wizzzle

    3. Con fuflu

    4. ETC (; yay

  • Lmao! "im hart... I give life" :p Hart you are hilarious i love you! c:

  • Hart u r so hiiillllarioussss lol:) whenever I'm dwn or pissed off I watch u cuz ur blunt funny n adorable demples mke it btr... keep the stories n vids cmn xoxo

  • Just tone it down, no need to remake the words xD cuz its kinda hard to remember them all, and it wouldnt make u funny! DX ^_^ Luv Chor Vidz Peace Till next time

  • so, would penis be a lollipop?

  • 1:57 lol

  • I loved the story. But the alternative words were getting confusing. The uncensored u is better. Funny blog though! X D

  • Ok soooooo you should so watch this with out sound n just watch your face lol .^_^.

  • LMMFAOOOO!!!! youtube should make u take out the shit u wanna say, fuck them for that BUT at the same time its 10 time more HI-LARIOUSE wen u put lovely lil words like sugar n cupcake in the place of them...I am literally rollin in the floor on this one!!!

  • "My cupcake was dripping ice cream"  I died! LOMALMAOITAHA

  • Lmao omg don't change tht shits funny.! Fuck YouTube haters

  • Hell yea pandas r superior:) and dont change SHIT! :o

  • just be yourself :) that's why we watch your videos anyways, because we love you :D

  • OMG TOO FUNNY!!! Idk you can do anything you want with your curse words your always funny!!!

  • pandas ARE superior. thank you for understanding. yes.

  • you don't know how much i was laughing at this. i was like freaking dying! of my god! this was hilarious. i'm never going to eat a cupcake again...expecially not with sprinkles. (i'm talking about actual foods this time!) lol.

  • i totaly love the was you explain about sprinkle! I tried to tell my friend about how it fells to have a sprinkle and didn't find the right way to say it, bit this was absolutely the best way! Thanks!

  • i love cupcakes =]

  • "they were not longer butterflies they were BATS ":D oh hart your humor is always glorified by me

  • subscribed...

  • Hahahaha .. you're freaking awesome :D

  • That was hot.

  • please keep bein hart eff erthing else,yu da best,lmao at ya sex story,xoxox

  • FUCK IT!!!!!! cuss all the fuck you want...if they dont wanna hear it.dont watch it? fuck em......p.s. i fuckin love pandas

  • i love pandas

  • hahahhahahahaha LOL gross but so funny XD

  • Dat was so gross lmao!!!

  • cuss bitch. i like it : }

  • OMG your hat enjoi brand <3

  • be like FUCK IT!

  • Replace thn with other words itll be hilarious

  • Use other words and it is so funny coming from you...The story was funny as shiggidy!!!

  • Ha your funny but than again you probably hear that alot

  • LMAOO - you had me dying oh my god smh talking abiut sprinkles and dounuts aha hilariouss ...but heyy what ever you choose to do is fine too

  • The code words are hilarious. Either or is fine though.

  • Doesn't matter to me..

    still love ya! ^.^

  • I Think You Should Be Able To Say Whatever You Want To Express Yourself On YOUR Channel. I Personally HATE Censorship. It Takes All The Emotion Out Of The Video, Like You Said!

  • just crank dat shit up!!!!!

  • I don't find it funny at all when she talks about sex

  • @shittygnome oh well

  • Nah, don't change. We're allowed free speech on here, so excercise that right. It's not like you abuse the right or anything, so don't worry abouts it. Love you!

  • WHY DID I FALL IN-LOVE WITH THIS VID?! idk but that story had me glued to the screen and u replacing them curse words with the words u chose was Choice! (Favorites and likes) x]!

  • u fucking funny :) i hope u hit me back up :)

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  • That was probably one of the funniest stories I've hear in a while. But only because of the replaced words.

  • i love that story ! But fuck toning it down, be you !

  • Am I the only one that didn't need to keep checking the description? The story flowed well enough that an actual translation was barely necessary.

  • O___O im never eating a Cupcake again x____x

  • Replace words with ice cream flavors:) haaaa

  • I have a purple shirt with a panda on it! the same one lol

  • ok so like how long did it take you to remember what every dirty word you replaced with something different (LOL) does that make sense? idk how else to put it haha ^-^

  • panda panda panda panda panda

  • Oh my god I love the idea of the new censorship and you're new camera makes you look so pretty! xD Haha I had simular censorship like this with a couple of my friends and no one knew what the hell we were saying!

  • Don't stop cussing !! When u cus, that makes the joke like 2047459373848472 funnier !!!

  • lol yeah jus replace them with other words if you feel like you dont wanna swear aymore but who caresssss if you do its funny lol !!!! but i must admit i did get a lil lost with trying to keep iup with the new words :)

  • enjoi hat ftw

  • I really liked this lol. And pandas are wonderful! Love the hat.

  • wait how do you do it wrong...?

    

  • Don't give a fuck about what people want you to stop doing. Be yourself. That's why we love you.

  • Fuck it swear it up ots ur channel shit keep it real we r all adults and if they aint ...  #Ahwell

  • This made me think of homo thug butt munching

  • GENIUS!!!! This video makes the back of my brain [which is the perversion area] actually think & comprehend. I think you should keeping speaking suggestively & get your point across BUT don't lose the edge cuz that’s why I subscribed... Sorry I'm a PROUD Homo who likes Vulgarity, LOL! No But Seriously, I think YouTube may have been alerted by the “Titling” Vs. what you’re saying. Keep’em Coming Friend..... I <3 #HartBeat

  • Don't change anything I watch your vids coz they are great! Don't fix what's not broken! -3

  • Rofl Oh wow haha

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  • i loved this so much!

  • Ughhh Am I The Only One Who Wanted To See What She Put At

    0:41

    Grr took me a while to paused it && read it .

    Cuss' she took it real fast , lol

  • @GorgeouslyTania its also in the description

  • @hartbeat

    ohhh lol true .

    >__< I feel slow , lol

  • @hartbeat

    Ohh lol .

    I Feel Slow . . .

  • @GorgeouslyTania girl you are not the only one, i went back about 6 times to see what she said

  • HAHAHA I LOVE IT

  • WHO WANT TO MARRY YOU....THIS GIRL ^__^ OK but any whore if someone doesn't like your cussing they can get over it cause it's a part of you just like boobs and vagina it's you don't ever try to change yourself for other because that my friend is not necessary

  • soooooo yeah i wanna marry u....

  • please why should youtube be telling you to calm down with all the swearing and bad language and sex talk when they allow girl fights with tits flying everywhere and breastfeeding videos where a mother is breastfeeding her 8 year old daughter?!?!? and makeout videos of girls kissing and shit...please there is worse stuff here on youtube....YOUTUBE DRINK A BIG ASS GLASS OF SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!

  • I think replacing words is hysterical

  • It would be really funny and fun to replace, but dont form to the status quo, be who you want to be girl!!! :)

  • thats actually an enjoi hat! But gurl you got to express yoself!

  • so im at the library and some little kid is like oh mommy she's talking about cupcakes, I want the cupcake she's talking about!

  • Haha, i had to rewind the video to see what the replacements were again!! Haha I LOVE HART! Too Funny

    =)

  • The replacements are HILARIOUS!!!!

  • I love the HD CAmera and youre voice sounds soo gooooddD!!!!!!!!!!

  • OH MY GOD THIS VIDEO IS HOT BUT IM A GAY >>>>> GUY

  • Btw if your videos are so offensive then they should take down those booty shaking vids

  • I think some people have been flagging your vids maybe that's why you have to censor now

  • Express yourself! :)

  • Oh shit I love you!!!! hahaha 

  • i wish i had her dimples .^_^.

  • Dirty words make things fun (: Keep your videos the way they are! It's what makes you so interesting to watch!

  • I don't think you should tone it down at all. This is the internet, our last open domain on the war against censorship. if we lose here the war is over. We love you as you are vulgarity and all.

  • yeah ur cool just do whatever the hell u want lol

  • yoooooooo that seriously happened? Where do you meet such women? And don't replace them with random words cause I have to guess what they mean and it takes away from the story.

  • My fav way to have sugar is in a doughnut :)...I like these replacement words very much.

  • i like "dirty words" instead of these other ones lol

  • Wow, that was sexy

  • tu me it still sounded dirty . . . bt ilike'd it . ! =] bt ithink u shuld do watever makes u feel comfortable . <3

  • Well since you don't totally have the freedom to say whatever you want however you want..might as well replace the words so you can still tell your naughtiness!

  • the dirtier the better!

  • HaveN Sum Suger!!! Love Them PopRocks!! O.Yea.GumDrop!!! NIce CupCake!!! O.Rite Sprinkled!! WTF Your JellyBean On Fire!! Nice DoughNut!! GetN Sum IceCream!! ; ) .^ ^. Love You!!!!

  • GAHH!! you are so awesome!! xD and replace them =}

  • stay the way you are :) i love the fact that you speak your mind no mater wuts on it.. nd u make me happy on my baddd days.... :)

  • I think it is all freedom of speach say what you will!

  • You should be able to speak your mind freely. For those who dont like the way you talk have them suck your cupcake.

  • @vitin58 no! that would be a privileged! lol

  • DONT TONE IT DOWN! : )

  • I just ate a delicious cupcake :)

  • The replacement words were really funny xD but i dont think you should cut out the cursing entirely,mix it up maybe =) btw the hat reminds of your old vid "dont fuck with panda"xP

  • I will probably never hear any of the words the same way again.

    Just do you, Hart.

  • you should tone it up actually

  • OH GAWD

  • The "replacement words" made the story so much better.

  • Keep replacing the words Hart, it makes the video funnier!! Lol

  • Lmao!!

  • I have a really strong desire to go to the doughnut shop down the street. Ice cream and spinkles, indeed.

  • Oh god. Sounds like the Candy Shop.

  • I luv u jus the way u are, even if your always talking ablut pop rocks and shhhhh!

  • Ahahahaha I <3 YOU <3!!!!!

  • I am totally going to use those words, please use the more often ^_^ And I love your new camera... and your cap (enjoi?) and your dimples.... *sigh*

  • Oh snap! Don't mind the cursin' but my I laughed my donut off wit this shiznit!!! Hell, I say mix it up and call it a new lezbn language!! Gotta make you a shirt based off of dis now!! Lol! Love it! *too excited, I know* ;)

  • oh yh on a footnote your first sprinkle is more fun makes the sub-words I find it funny now I keep thinking of doing dirty things with sweets and ice-cream and cupcakes on the person I like :D fun but keep doing your thing whether its replacements or not

  • Screw Censorship its like taking away your freedom of saying something that people do almost everyday which is SUCKS!! and come to think of it..lemme eat my chocolate cupcake \o/ lol

  • Best Video Evaaa!

  • OMG I HAVE THE SAME GLASSES YEAAAAAA damn DUDE were twins

    like G shit OMFG

  • Please keep doing this. 

  • lmfao! i love thee fact that you replaced your ''dirty words" with pastry . It makes the first time you "sprinkled" hilarious . Even though the "dirty words" never bothered me to being with

  • I want that hat...

  • I LOVE PANDAS ...WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR HAT?

  • @sipasy7 Pac-Sun had it! .^_^. I know i wish i could have a whole collection of animal snap back hats!!

  • @hartbeat Thanks. I cant believe you replied.. You're Awesome. 

  • i didnt know she was wearing a panda hat til she pointed it out haha

  • Lol I LOVE YOUR vids no matter how you do them BUT....if you do decide to give replacements it would be AWESOME if you did it AdLibs style and we could contribute the words!

    <3 Hart

  • You are muthafukin* AWSOME.. don't change a fukin* thing..

    Long live cursing Bitchess..lol

  • omg hart i love u can i marry your dimples..o n u to

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO!!!!!!! <3 DAYUMiT U TRYNA Kill MEE!!??? LOLZ FUNNY SHiT

  • Just be hart ;D

  • i Loveee Ur paqe <3 i dont think you should chaqe a thinqq

    p.s ima BIG fan keep up the GREAT Work Mwah

  • I say you do the WORD REPLACEMENT! [=

  • I love everything about your videos and think that censorship is crazy because it tramples all over freedom of speach. It's fun to substitute other words sometimes but other times you just gotta tell it like it is.

    P.S. I love the new camera...and the panda hat :)

  • lmfao. this was beautiful.

  • KEEP DOING YOU!!! I want sugar again lol

  • I want candy now!!!!!

  • I THINK YOUR VIDS ARE JUST FINE THE WAY THEY ARE, I LOOK FOWARD TO THE TOPICS YOU COME UP WITH. DONT CHANGEEEE. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

  • PANDA HAT!

  • this makes it even dirtier! :P

  • ....................feel dirty now......

    ._.

  • Haha the story was actually really hot w/ the replacement words! Made us use our imagination more! Thumbs up!

  • I love everything about ur videos...i dont see a problem with ur "dirty words" But i do have to admit that this video was fun...with the replacements