BJ Novak at Carolines NYC

[timmay301]

TEMP!

[chaosinorderrr]

I love when Ryan gets ganged up on by Dwight n Michael.

[handcuff308]

blow job novak

[MrBazingafy]

meh

[ForeverRepublic]

Best Jewish comedian everrr!

[3Nex]

at 4:00 Seth Rogen laugh

[kaihoffs]

the guy who keeps calling him ryan is an asshole

[Wonka275]

LOl the Battered Women bit

[CheckeredPoo]

HAHAHAHA!!!! not funny ¦(

[Redrumhydro]

Respond to this video...  i like him n all but hes not funny on this video

[theplanet1985]

"He smells like what i think Pierce Brosnan smells like " -The Nard Dawg.

[CazmStudios]

What do tampons and women have in common? There stuck up bitches

[WhoCouldHeedTheWords]

@CazmStudios

Where are the stuck up bitches?

[912pinkturtle]

hes so hot

[calaccla]

bj's my cousing nbd

[johootly]

@calaccla you mean your cousin* ?

[Rehsam816]

b.j novak is jewish.

[shittyfagg]

@Rehsam816 what's it to you pal?

[mattce988]

RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!!

[LaxRatBra]

@mattce988 Fire guy

[crunchyb314]

i love how jews love to mock jesus and laugh... if christians did that, they would scream anti semite

[aambored]

@crunchyb314 haha lovely...jesus was a jew people, get it in your brain already.

[aambored]

@crunchyb314 haha..."if christians did that, they would scream anti semite" - christians believe in jesus don't they? you mean atheists. And no, a person with a sense of humor would still laugh if it was funny. people, stop lable everyone already. jesus! osv.

[balletgirl1929]

wow when he said thats what she said, some dick was like "i get that"

[sekirei19]

@balletgirl1929 HAHAHA I KNOW, stupid douche bag



[JonathanJGuevara]

The fire guy!

[obunkystaind]

The LITTLE man.

[LovelySnoopyCoos]

you know whats great about porn?

everyone's a star

[lacrossebabe23]

lol "this is bigger than what i expected. thts what she said." omg bj i <3 u!!!!

[kastan06]

I was at this performance! Favorite comedian: he can write and is a great standup performer (unlike what some have said)

[UncleStumpy]

huh huh huh huh

[johootly]

@UncleStumpy was that the sound of what i thought it was?

[freelancergin]

good clever jokes

[jacktheripper300]

Dane Cook cant hold Novaks jock. 

[usdaisy]

the classic explanation for someone who is the victim of domestic abuse to explain bruising is "oh i fell down the stairs" or "he fell down the stairs" ... thus the bruised fruits joke

[ritzadee]

i LOVE BJ Novak!

but the only joke i didnt get was the bruised fruit one it seemed funny though so could someone explain

[abraxx312]

His jokes aren't bad but his delivery is awful.

It's understandable why he's more of a writer than an actor.

[BobCassidy]

He brings notes to his act?

[co0LAide]

this not guy not only stars on the office he also the co - writer of the show.

[mckendo83]

And he did some of this routine at the webbys 2 years later...was he rehearsing for that?

[TVWriterGuy]

LOL..."that's what she said" has been around for more than 50 years, so, yes, he revived it but no, he didn't invent it. 

[Bfisher14]

Yea he pretty much did, it became popular because of the office, because of him

[DetroitPistonsPride]

@Bfisher14 no.

[Bfisher14]

@DetroitPistonsPride aight

[Bfisher14]

This guy invented "that's what she said" god bless him

[BestPicturesrock]

@Bfisher14 well no, wayne's world invented that's what she said.

[LetTheFlamesBegin234]

Whoa, did he really? :)

[mckendo83]

@Bfisher14 Waynes world invented it.

[mflatt12]

Poe was late-Victorian.

[firebird1218]

B. J. Novak ftw

[bitchfitomg]

i'm just watching becuase he's hot.

[boglemeaster]

hes pretty funny. i like his trident joke. he should keep up the observational humor.

[khanm8]

HAHA good call. but his timing is bad and his punchlines are terrible.

[ThePokeyPictures]

@khanm8  fuck you

[khanm8]

i dont think hes funny at all

[KevlarMoneyClips1]

the bruised fruit joke would be a good creed or dwight line..

[KevlarMoneyClips1]

i get that

[bbgurl22ful]

he is so fineee.

[charliebubblesoar]

he's so funny!

[KristinaBrooker]

REACT (inbreeds)

Pen is position opinion

[rjhnsn7]

he's a rare breed in that. all harvard theatre grads arent funny, he speaks with his degree not with his brain, and ever since inglorious basterds, his trying too hard attitude has really weighed down the show.

[daloc22]

he's not a theater grad, he majored in english and spanish lit

[patel210]

the guy in the begining is like HAHAHAHA i GET THAT!!! when he says thats what she said hahah

[Amirnake]

@patel210 He said I got that, as in he got it on camera.

[erantio]

i dont get the last joke

[mattarata]

of course you don't....

[LuvRemyanJack]

all those people were said to have had a 'romantic period', but no girl ever has. are you a little closer to understanding it now?

[SonicDisciple]

@erantio A romantic period, Like a Menstrual Period

[2IntelCoy]

Good skit. He will be big.

[xxBambinixx]

@2IntelCoy That's what she said...

[MissJohannaThorn]

Awesome BJ <3

[kensredemption]

"Battered women...Sounds delicious!"

[SpartanM621]

Why is Seth Rogan filming?

XD

[katelynnp123]

?wondering the same thing

[boobtuber06]

I Love BJ Novak's comedy when he was under the name Stephen Wright...

[kratoslinkmaster]

stephen wright???

[sandro28grizz]

Nah, I don't see any resemblence between Novak's and Wright's stand-up.

[borat27]

a lot of comics today borrow from wright's style. mitch hedberg, demetri martin, jimmy carr, zach galifianankis. they're all pretty funny too. most comics take inspiration from others. george carlin took from lenny bruce, chris rock and chappelle from richard pryor. it's just how it works.

[Vocalities]

I was surprised at how funny this was.

[Kdawgg11361]

the guy with the camera sounds like seth rogen.

[Ellex0Nick]

I love BJ Novak!!!

[kindjujubee]

5:55 best part haha

[AlexAmerling19]

who is the cokehead whose doing the test drive of google maps :P

[CharlesTonWiggle]

I agree. It's REALLY annoying when he talks. It's unnecessary.

[25taylor91]

The guy holdin the camera makes too much noise and skips jokes :/

[gooldude3]

i dont get he "tridents" joke......lol

[stuyfan]

tri=three dent=teeth related

tri-dent=three teeth. why would someone want to chew something that means three teeth

:P

hope that helped :)

[gooldude3]

LOL... haha, thanks, yeah, that did help :)

[m169marroquin]

He was a punkd cast how did he produce the office?

[mbob67]

greg daniels who created the office saw his stand up act and knew he wanted him for the show. he said he knew after his first joke: I didn't learn anything in college. I suppose it's my fault. I had a double major. Psychology, and reverse psychology"

[gooldude3]

@m169marroquin: he produced the office because he's talented....

[rezonthe]

Triple threat :-) He's good.

[shandaman41]

The person who can't spell is a fucking idiot. When you tried to prove that you could spell correctly you ended up screwing up another word, and made yourself look stupid as fuck. Also you don't even know how to make proper sentences ass hole.

[theofficefan731]

he's so funny! i love him =)

[tasha777]

very funny

[Kon10673]

"how much commitment does this bitch want?"  HAHAHAHAHA

[iloveyoumuh555]

he's really funnyy :)

Lovesz him!

[FuturamaGuy]

Or people who just don't agree with your opinion.

[jhuguet111]

Haha he had some good one-liners

[kellerdood32]

is he jewish?

[brickbusterful]

Yes he is.

[jiddy8]

was that james smith on before him?

[LaLaLiciaaa]

yeah in the beginning he's like "let's hear it for james smith!"

[furkanbaba24]

hiç sevmem bu piçi :D tanımıom ama

[Bahaspoontown1]

i didnt get the bruised fruit thing. explain please :D

[7EchoProductions]

gay guys.

[gooldude3]

im not sure myself, but i think its like when people abuse others, they cover up their actions, so when he said "let's just say it fell down the stairs," he mightve been talking about his girfriend or something... of course as a joke... LOL

[dwzcollege]

wow he really stinks at stand-up. love him on the office. but he just sounds like a friend. that is i would not pay to see him

[kingofthelaugh]

if he wasn't a star of such a big TV show he probably would have gotten about 2% of those laughs

[chuadix]

dude i agree.. you guys try rex navarette!

[kingofthelaugh]

this is a very given croud

he's not very funny

stick with the office

[kingofthelaugh]

did you find that inivative, original or entertaining

[lespaulnasty31]

that's mean

and you spelled right wrong haha

[belfastboy16]

typical american retards not knowing his real name

[beadbabe13]

it's bothering me that the people behind the camera keep calling him Ryan. that's not his name! lol.

though I also heard him ay " This is going all over youtube." haha

[cameronsmart1]

good shit, I lol'd hard

[jomastretch]

Surprisingly good! so opposite to his character in the office. very funny lol

[sskylaarr]

what's with the cards? all those jokes sounded like reject michael-isms from the office haha.

[Burhan243]

lol, this made me laugh haha

[ou812theater]

i met Bj,he was an asshole.

[maywhite17]

WHAT DOES "thats what she said" really mean? cuz whenever i heard it on the office i got lost!!

[adzixxx]

it's a sexual thing, suggesting that the line that was just spoken is something a woman could have said in a sexual context.

[maywhite17]

oh thats understandable ,, funny

[hman325]

5:13 "this is going all over youtube" lol

[ayayay101]

ahahaha! "this is even bigger than i expected. thats what she said."

[burtonburton85]

fire guy!

[hotlikesummer]

battered women.... sounds delicious.

doesn't make it right!

hahahaha

[bigmommamaria]

I LOVE FIRE GUY!!!!!lol

[halfadash6]

too bad the anita dick in my mouth joke is tim allen's. other than that, this was really funny.

[euphfellowship]

I hope you're not getting mad at him for not coming up with new jokes EVERY time he performs...

[hisofia]

lol "YEAH RYAN!!!"

[LaLaLiciaaa]

I'm going to marry him <33333

[KC112358]

i like how someone shouts out RYAN.

what's the B stand for?

[zetamen]

benjamin

[holystove]

FIRE-D GUYYYY

[jakeandheath4ever]

bj novak!!

HILARIOUS

he is awesome on the office!

[cannabL1sS]

FIRE GUYYYY

[snodzilla]

Way better than I thought it would be! He's really good.

[dtam61]

cross between jesus' arms, dont get it?

[Archer6111]

you're an idiot

[randall642]

I don't get it either?

[JeffreyELY]

Jesus was nailed to a cross.. he literally had a cross between his arms... that's the joke

[dtam61]

expecting: a cross between 2 genres?

[lukehanson126]

I saw him at Ohio University recently, and he didn't do some of the note card jokes. I guess that means he if he throws a joke away, he really doesn't use it anymore, which I think is pretty cool. It'd be easy to use the same ones over and over again regardless of audience reaction; at least he's refining his jokes.

[wesppedtalkers]

dude i seen him at camron lmao dude they were funny the panda one did he say that but its lmao

[jrobinso]

bj is possibly the worst comedian ive seen. seriously, no style, no substance, no originality.

[JCasR3]

He has the best one liners of any comedian out there! lol it's wicked

[lovece7]

I love you BJ! You sexy Jew you!

[jooraffes]

GO TEMP GO!!!

[watareulookingat123]

lol, he is so smart, he said, "this is going all over youtube", and obvously he was right.

[rosetastoned11]

i love dan mintz

[titalita10003]

i love BJ Novak! He's awesome!

[LAOTG]

If he was any good he would have memorised those one liners and not read them from cards!

[Kelebh]

If Jesus is your Lord above all (your name), then why do you act like such a jerk? Why do you curse so much? Do you even read the Bible? Your actions speak louder than your name...

[jaykayadrock]

yeah,plus,god doesn´t even exists

[seop]

retard

[burnshouse]

I just cant belive you had to add an '08' to the end of your name. that means there was already a 'jesuslordabuvall'. And that's just sad. oh, and also, you're a dick.

[Jowind]

Hi carol how's it goin

[tomitchell2002]

guy laughin has laugh like seth rogen lol

[KatmanduHerself]

You are so right..seriously sounds like seth rogen!

[mimmken]

The stoned out mook holding the camera is fricking annoying.

[ChicCanadian]

That "stoned out mook" took the time to post this video so everyone could enjoy it.

[sruthinishant]

thanks for posting. novak is a comedic genius!

[PsYcHoTiCrAgE]

fuckin hilarious...!

[nerdyb0y]

TEMP! TEMP! TEMP!!!