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  • Glenn Beck?

  • Communism, what a Joke.

  • communism is the establishment of the future...!

  • First five seconds, "Let sleeping dogs lie... I say, 'NO!'"

    Me: ROFL. XD

  • This satire is just a cover for pro-communist propaganda from canada. I'm on to you all!

  • @catbuffalo Lawl!

  • @Stoner075B

    As long as it's not a communist lawl, carry on citizen.

  • @catbuffalo Worse than that, but not lawled in anger, Happy new year.

  • I think he almost managed to crack himself up at 1:40

  • Colbert? Is that you?

  • watch?v=chL7ehE810E

  • I have just one more thing to say. Killer bees! Forgot about them, didn't ya?! The Russian communists, the killer bees, they're like this!

  • Can we get a frickin world wide republic please?

  • Killer bees!

  • Thumbs up if you couldn't stop thinking of Hetalia while watching this XD

  • @Bloodshotshatterbone - nope cause i'm not a fan of "oh god i'm so kawaii uguu~" crap

  • I don't think it did him any harm either....

  • Где блять титры?!

  • Hey comrades, Hi from Australia.

  • Michele Bachmann watched this video and thought it was actual news. Don't feel bad, Michele. I could easily confuse FOX for comedy of the absurd too

  • COWARDS HAVE NO ROLE ON THIS EARTH! 

  • @dialecticaldualist You are right. There would be no point in you downloading a free video on youtube and thinking for yourself. That would make you a man.

    Never investigate or even question the holy hoax or the great triple implotion

  • @oveid awwwww look at what a stupid fucking child you are. have your white robe and pointed hat arrived in the mail yet?

  • wow you guys are dumb as shit if you really think like this

  • @nachoisone You should ask yourself why your great uncle, like millions of other men, were sent to attack Germans because Japan bombed Pearl harbor ? they lied about germans skinning jews and making lamps and bars of soap from their bodies. they lied about mass-electrocutions and germans using babies for kindling, they lied about the 6 million and soon the gas hoax will be over. search : David Cole in Auschwitz

  • @oveid You are fucking insane! There is no point trying to engage your level of stupidity. Enjoy your delusions.

  • @nachoisone You mean the identification numbers tattooed onto the flesh of millions of POW's? were those so the unefficiant germans would know which order to mass murder them in? Hitler real crime was the EXACT SAME as what killed jfk and lincoln. They all issued jewishdept-free currency. If hitler wouldn't have been more dangerous dead he would have been assasinated too.

  • COMMUNISM AND JUDAISM IS SYNONOMOUS.In hitlers time russia was as controled by jews as the way canada is today minus the gulags( they are almost finished ). Bolshevic jews murdered over 60 MILLION white, christian russians. Then went to Ukraine and commited the HOLODOMOR (murder of 10 MILLION white, christian ukranians ) then the jews went to Armenia and murdered 1.5 MILLION, then they lied about the holoco$t leading america into ww2, causing the deaths of over 90 MILLION ( half civilians)

  • @oveid Wow this is the most dumb-shit comment i have ever read. So according to you pearl harbor wasn't the leading factor that brought the US into WWII. Not to mention it was the RUSSIANS that freed the majority of the death camps (that according to you never existed.) You want to try telling my great uncle the same thing? He was lost somewhere in germany around that time. Thinking Dachau. Or how about my friend's grandfather who still has the numbers on his arm from Krakow.

  • Yes-Man 

  • glenn fucking beck

  • @shmomo1114 ...you forgot things like columbine and now oslo + many more ;-) and human right violations? vietnam, south america, iraq, afghanistan....you are a funny dude - and you even try to relativate the holocaust. you're going down ;-) And now you don't only have the Slavs against you but also the muslims. You're drifting into the position of your Nazi friends. Less and less every day that follow your ideology. We already have begun to use your ideology against you.

  • To communism: a wise man changes his mind (communists), a fool never (the westerners who are still stuck in their lies). Now you don't have any more excuses (with which you diverted from your internal situation) that you can call enemies any more ;-)

  • This is the sketch Keith Olbermann played on his show and jokingly accused Dave of inspiring Glenn Beck. Dave said he hoped Glenn was never a fan of the show because he didn't want to contribute to his happiness. Gotta love him.

  • Does he remind you of Glenn Beck here?!

  • I don't think it did him any harm. Nope.

  • This is true communism, tacky and socialism smells funny...

  • I'll take the cheapjack, commercial, crass capitalist world over communism in a micro-second. The only way to enforce the social equality demanded by communists is through dictatorship. Fuck that.

  • This guy is wayyyyy to much like Glenn Beck. scary

  • Communism and capitalism both suck. Distributism is the only answer to the exploiters.

  • @attemptingtobehumble Nazism & Fascism also suck too!!!!

  • You know what happens when capitalism gets fucked up? The communists come back. Out of the bushes. Don't kid yourself, they're waiting in there!

  • Communism is a worldwide moneyless stateless society based on common ownership and democratic control of the means of production.

  • @snowwolf7777 Hahaha that's a good one.

  • @krelllabs that's the actual definition by Karl Marx.

  • Even as an ardent libertarian, I find this extremely hilarious (and an eerily accurate foretelling of Glenn Beck). Well, maybe 'cuz I hate Glenn Beck, but still funny nonetheless.

  • @BullockDS Why do you have to say "Even as an ardent libertarian?"

    Couldn't you just say how you see Glen Beck's performance in this?

    Do you feel better when you refer to yourself like that?

  • @lzylightnin 1: Because I like to remind fools that I am Libertarian and therefore superior. OOH-RAH!

    2: I could, but then it'd be a terribly bland comment if I just left it at that.

    3: To be honest, I'd prefer to be self-referred to as "Seamus: Gourmand of Endangered Animals", but some people have frowned upon that one, so I have to settle with "Seamus: Ardent Libertarian".

    Oh, and the obvious rebuttal for you: what the hell do YOU care for?

  • @BullockDS You can always tell someone isn't what they say when they preface their statement with it.

  • @Huboons So, if the President of the United States (I should remind you that it's Barack Hussein Obama at the time of writing, since you're obviously a goddamn imbecile) opens a statement with something like "...as the President of the United States", that magically revokes his Presidential status due to your mongoloid logic? Or are you just desperately trying to be a "cool n' edgy" dipshit/troll by disputing one of the higher up-voted comments?

  • @BullockDS You really didn't understand that my point was that you aren't really a libertarian? Well your profile says you are 18 so I guess that's believable.

  • @Huboons Yeah, I really don't get how saying that I'm a Libertarian makes me not a Libertarian. I believe that the purpose of government should be limited to protecting the rights of citizens, and that Americans should have the right to be left alone and do as they please so long as it doesn't infringe on others' rights to do so as well. I declared my libertarianism because all the libertarians that I know eat up Glenn Beck and his whiny melodrama like crazy, and that I am an exception to that.

  • @BullockDS No you're a collectivist liberal trying to prevent feedback from people who like Beck trolling you by saying you are libertarian. You're not.

  • @Huboons I take it that it was not a love of classic Canadian comedy that brought you here.

  • @OrdinaryHumon Why do you assume that? Because I took the discussion away from comedy? Oh wait though, I didn't, I responded to someone else who did that.

  • @Huboons So you should have started your comment spread with "I am not a troll".

  • @BullockDS aw man I was going to post a humorously sympathetic reply to your post, but then I went to your page. You suck dude. I hope you become the host for an extraterrestrial bacteria that attempts to overthrow humanity's claim to our home planet and are consumed in the fires of an over-zealous incendiary weapons research project that is unleashed by a global syndicate of organized crime families that rises to power in lieu of a traditional government. Fuck you.

  • @jvlahos1987 I love you too sweety~.

    :)

  • @BullockDS closem but this makes more sense then glenn beck

  • @BullockDS It's more like glen beck is a throwback.

  • I'm gonna miss Glenn Beck.

  • Anyone who think Commusim is the best is fucking retarded, they don't know jack shit about it, and I hope those fuck tards never breed.

  • @Sagemaster00

    Actually it is the opposite. You can come back when you've read Capital, Kroptokins works and the Manifesto. I suggest you don't claim you have because you haven't. In conclusion, you don't know "jack shit" about it either. So hopefully we'll never see you breed.

  • @Squirtleforpresident there is a very big difference between the diluted predictions and ideology of Hobbes and Marx, and what actually happens in reality. We know what happens under communism and we know what happens under capitalism, under communism we get common people performing cannibalism to live, human rights violations beyond that of the nazi's. Under capitalism we get string theory, tritium hydrogen warheads, and a food system that even keep hobos fat.

  • Glenn Beck?

  • What year was this?

  • you better listen, and listen good...see!

  • Is this supposed to be a joke? I'm pretty sure it was Fox News' lead story last night - he even says it at 2:20. I'm sure this is Glenn Beck's replacement, not a Kids in the Hall sketch......

  • Read the Communist Manifesto,

    (Equal obligation of all to work in industrial armies [8th pt. of communist manifesto]) GOOGLE the others, because they are just as devastating.

    "Proletarians of all countries, unite!" - Karl Marx & Engel's Manifesto of the Communist Party,1848, at Chp. 9.

    watch?v=uD-h25evW3g

    :

    Workers of the World Unite isn't just a slogan anymore" -Andy Stern

    watch?v=WzG0xpkjWrA

    :

  • что за чушь? очередная анти-русская пропоганда чтоли?

  • I find it funny the featured video for this is a right wing reactionary

  • one day somebody will make a parody of this speaking about islam.

  • Glen Beck?

  • @EIRDO64 Firstly, it's a comedy sketch and he's making fun of paranoid right-wring reactionaries who are always condemning Russia and communism. Secondly, it's not advisable to kill someone just because their opinions differ from your own. Thirdly, I just hate when people call others gay as an insult. What would his sexuality have to do with his views on communism anyway? Get a sense of humour and learn some respect.

  • Glenn Beck LOL!

    

  • Power is still controlled by the few. It never last's beacause good always conquers evil. It is nothing new. You know its true. The final count down is happening right now. Where are your papers? Held without charge.

  • I'd like to see him say that to a Spetznaz face.

  • awww you cut it of when they do the whore bit... one man one vote...teehee

  • Glen Beck!

  • Real communism is NOT the opposite of democracy, it is the purest form of democracy. And forget about the Soviet Union, they were neither communist, nor were they on the way to communism.

    But anyway, I love this guy, he's just hilarious :D

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  • Communism really is a cancer (as well as democracy, of course) which infected and corrupted politics in the so-called Western World (particularly in the corrupt European Union). We have to fight for our freedom constantly.

  • Was this an audition to take Glenn Beck's (soon to be ) open time slot?

  • Dave Foley is pretty good at channeling this alternate-dimensional version of himself living in 1950's America

  • let's fight propaganda with "anti-"propaganda... OH BOY COMMUNISTS ARE EVEN WORSE THAN BIN LADEN!! communism has it's advantages altough you never visited an ex.communist-country. but thank god you still can... I visisted poland and the GDR and i still think "why didn't I have such a good insurance?!" N O NO NO NOIOOOOOOOOOO everything's bad in "communist" Europe.

  • @0x1F Well, as for Poland, it's pretty much a third world country, a "colony" dependent on foreign (especially western) capital, where people are poor, economically and fiscally exploited, politicians are corrupt to the bone and government is steered by secret agents/national security. And we are gradually, step by step, going back towards communism (as whole EU). I'm writing it just so you wouldn't have any doubts about ex-communist countries.

  • @marcussecundus Communism was never overthrown in here. Communists only gave the power to the social-democrats and steer them.

  • Given ten years, I bet the US will be more socialist than Russia.

  • Now we know where Glenn Beck got his inspiration.

  • Because of Communism, Russia had no money capitalism ftw

  • I'd take Fascism over Communism anyday...at least Fascists know how to dress...

  • @severedtesticles fascism incorporates socialism

  • someone call arthur miller

  • kennedy?

  • Facist pigs!!

  • authoritarian dictatorship is NOT communism, which is all the world has really witnessed.

    just like the people's republic of china is NOT republican nor for the people.

  • communism FTW

  • I sometimes wonder if Glenn Beck saw this and based his on-screen persona on it. It's the only explanation.

  • I live in moldova ! but i am not communist ! COMMUNIST FUCK ! FUCK COMMUNISM NATO RULEZ ! MOLDOVA AND USA FRIEND ! FUCK RUSSIA ! NATO RULZ !

  • Filthy Jewish video picking on white conservatives.

  • china isn't communism at all, they might pretend to respect maoism in some weird way but in the end it's outright imperialism, basically fascism

  • This is a good preview for the Sun News Network.

  • there he is drinking a cup of coffee again. i wonder if there really is coffee in there.

  • ahaha stupid faggot dont know difference between Russia and USSR

  • He talks about Russia? Maybe USSR?

    Facepalm.

  • so this is were the demon seed of glenn beck came from?

  • Catipalism down! Viva communism!

  • @DEJANasd

    You hate capitalism but you can't even bother to spell it correctly?

    VIVA DEMOCRACIA, ABAJO COMMUNISMO

  • the russians never had a chance it was all a smoke screen and mirrors but the fucking chineese and fony terrist bullshit can suck my long harry thick cock and cum all over your fucking faces jizzhut.com

  • @starcraftisausome

    wtf most chinese aren't communist!

  • @TheTollundWoman Yeah they are. China is a communist country, retard.

  • @M40A3VeNoMZz

    Communist in name, but they had make almost all Capitalist reforms, and Communism is not here besides name. Most are Maoist.

  • @BRC98 Maoism is a form of Communism.

  • @BlakOktobure I realize this. The Chinese government is no were near Communist. But most of their people are Maoist, which is Communism. I had so many * face-palms* during this.

  • @BRC98 It isn't Communism, it's a FORM of Communism. Although the Chinese 'Communist/Maoist' Government can be summed up in one statement. "They're doing it wrong."

  • /watch?v=bjW3kMNaW2o

  • Communism sucks

  • @Just1c320 so do you

  • He talks like William Shatner

  • COMMUNISM THE BEST!!!!!!!

  • @zoloto952008

    DERP DERP DERP! THOSE EVIL GREEDY CAPITALISTS ALWAYS EARNING OFF THE BACKS OF THOSE POOR PEOPLE! *SLURPPPPPPPPPPP* VE MUST SPREAD ZEE WEALTH AND STEAL FROM ZOSE EVIL RICH PEOPLE!

  • I'm a communist (anarchist), but I think people misunderstand communism. It is an ideology that attracts vulnerable people. The same can be said for religious and racist groups. Certain things can vary depending on context. There are many cases of dictatorships calling themselves "republics," but they are merely misrepresenting an ideology.

  • @Vazeroth16 right but the pat has proven a large majority of communist leaders are corrupt humans are incapable of creating a perfect government which is why were all just gonna die in the end wishing our leaders had saved us ;)

  • @Vazeroth16 oh yeah well i'm a communist anarchist socialist

  • @Vazeroth16 oh yeah? well i'm a communist anarchist socialist

  • @Vazeroth16 Problem is , absolute power corrupts. A well armed populace can not be kicked around for very long now can it? And Communists cannot have an armed populace.

  • @1hotfred A well armed populace that can not be kicked around is also called Somalia.

  • The world sure delivered a good chemo on communism. It's a cured cancer now

  • no, Communism dies

  • Russia is shit now because they have ''democracy'' and ''capitalism'' !!!

  • @stephan40683 their an Oligopoly, not a Capitalistic system.

  • @stephan40683 Too bad for them.... they should have done what the US did and set up a Constitutional Republic. It's what made the US great until the Federal Government started overstepping its bounds after being infiltrated by the Banksters.

  • @SgtTravisBickle ALL WE HAVE IS ROYAL CROWN COLA tell me your name ROY!

  • @BrendanIsCool That made me laugh... what's it from?

  • @BrendanIsCool taxi driver, mr. bickle.

  • Communist killer bees. This shit is genius. Anybody who doesn't think this is funny, well that's because the joke is on them.

  • communism is cancer? well if it is then this guy is fucking annoying flue :D

  • @heavym3tal actually they have a box set and like 2 movies.

    you dumbass troll

  • @shfiftyfive55 ...So...If someone has a different opinion, then they are wrong. It is a subjective subject! It wasn't popular enough for Comedy Central to keep it on the air.

  • @heavym3tal But the fact that it exists in places other than youtube (e.g. box sets and movies) that means you were wrong.

    The first part of your comment was an opinion but the last part was not; that last part was incorrect.

  • @heavym3tal It's a show that ended in 1994, dude. It's not like it got the axe - they just moved on.

  • @misterbizzones yeah, so. At least shows like the Upright Citizen's Brigade were funny. This was just a Canadian copy of SNL, which used to be funny back in the 1980s. Sorry, I didn't mean to imply that it was cancelled, however its just not funny-> to me at least.

  • @heavym3tal That's cool. It's your opinion...but it's formula is not at all like SNL. It's closer to Monty Python than SNL...which a Canadian made but...whatever.

  • @KittyKattyYukiLvr It's nice for someone (you) to allow someone to be entitled to their own opinion(s), or thank you for that. I guess I was just disappointed in the lack of intelligence in the skit. BTW, did you see the Monty Python skit involving Mao, Lenin, and Marx? Pretty entertaining.

  • @heavym3tal No, I didn't but I will now, thanks!

  • Mormon Crook & Scamming Criminal Glenn "Goldline" Beck puts on Fake shows without laughing, to the bank (Gets paid 33 MILLION / year).

    Beck Quotes (Money his Only God):

    “I am a rodeo clown, If you take what I say as gospel, you’re an idiot. It takes great skill to be an actor like me”

    "I could give a flying crap about the political process. Making money, on the other hand, is to be taken very seriously, controversy is its own coinage. We're an entertainment company"

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  • Beck should be SUED for copying this EVERY SINGLE DAY.

  • @halcyon0830 he has the money >_>

  • Communism never died, ever since the October Revolution of 1917, Communism has lived on in the hearts and minds of every worker and proletarian on this Earth.

    just because there are few Communist nations, doesn't mean it's dead. it's very much alive and well. and we proletarians are, country by country, taking back our planet, and our freedom! Viva la Revolucion!!!

  • I find this offensive...

  • Households run by communists and their filthy communism.

  • @TurnerEckhardt

    In a proper government, gay rights, abortions, freedom of speech, public nudity, etc. are not a matter of politics, and no one - absolutely no one - has the right to restrict them, regardless of a percentage.

    Democracy is corrupt. I won't serve the decisions of a crowd, just as I would not serve the decisions of a monarch.

  • @SculptedThoughts

    Yes, almost everything you said I agree with. But in all forms of government regardless if its liberal democracy, Marxist-Leninist, fascist etc. the minority always gets oppressed. In all of them. You are mearly stating the obvious. I would still take democracy over any form over governing the world has attempted. Again, if you've got a better idea than we're all ears. Its easy to knock something - anyone can do that - but solve it then.

  • @TurnerEckhardt I just gave you my "better idea."

    "The only proper government is one which respects individual rights – the primary being a right to life, and the corollaries serving as extensions: property, the body, the mind, the bank account, and so forth...

    In a proper government, gay rights, abortions, freedom of speech, public nudity, etc. are not a matter of politics, and no one - absolutely no one - has the right to restrict them, regardless of a percentage."

  • Oh Dave, you were so beautiful.

  • this is just like watching 2 minutes of fox news!

  • @Yayoballer

    Sad isn't it? That communism doesn't work, never has, and never will? Then you find some mainstream media news corporation to blame for your own downfall? Lmao, you're pathetic. Keep on dreaming. Communism is a sorry excuse for an economic system. Oh, and by the way, before you think about blaming capitalism for our current economic crisis think again. You can blame your own government.

  • @Yayoballer Very Very Very True!!!! Lol Just like Glenn Beck or what ever the nuts name is.

  • haha he's Canadian and this is from a Canadian show.

  • @WalpurgisSamhain

    Are you interested?

  • a young glenn beck