I am a c*** - Are you? | Myles Dyer

[SupermanObsessed1990]

Sat Casually eating a pie in a tin and watch this video and think OMG hes so cool hes eating a pie out of a tin just like me!!! :') your videos should get loads and loads of views because your amazing and really really funny!!! <3

[TheKidninja]

you're not as clever as you think you are

[P28R42K]

You should get more views!

[AECSRQ]

"symbol of disability" was a great line, made me laugh.

you are funnier than ricky gervais. i mean that as a compliment.

[TheDevilHawkFilms]

that stuff looks disgusting. (is that the right word?)

[ahdeath2007]

Yes completely

[omgitsbrutalbri]

ha this may be in the top 5 of my favorite blade376 videos. "I felt so...nah I didn't feel bad I felt quite pleased actually." lolz

[lemonlvr07]

2:47 haha i love your crazy random wierdness :P you gorgeous. but then again everyone thinks so. so im not much different arent i?

[AJen912]

Ben works at my husband's job. =P

[SupportTheStoners0]

im french haha i only spit when i have cotton mouth

[hertimez]

Agh! You made me lose! Hahaha.

Great video, you crack me up.

[guesswhosonline]

Yes, I am a cake.

[IN73RJ3c7I0N]

2:04 "Eighties" Killing joke

[Indiegirl007]

Dude, that looked disgusting.

But you're funny, I like you.

[AttractivelyUncool]

I fucking love left for dead, I do the same thing, haha.

Some one has to be cynicle, right? lol. I'm drunk to right now, so all is good.

[Secretagentmatt]

was that a real laugh if so 5/5 fuck yes haha!!!!!!!!!!

[Fear225]

Malefice own, saw them suportin devildriver, got dawn of reprisal, cant find entities anywhere :/ amazin band though

[lukeb3000]

They stopped letting you output pictures to videos on DailyBooth and I can't figure out why :(

[iamumbongo]

your a fucking cunt.

[NinjaNina4]

When people are tailing me while I am driving, I'll purposely slow down a good ten miles under the speed limit. And then when they try to go around me, I'll speed back up so they can't get into my lane. Yeah, I am a bit of a c***, but it's so satisfying...

[Charmape]

The cat with the moving hand is in most Chinese restaurants and businesses as it symbolizes good luck...I don't think people keep them in their houses though.

[MrDpoling]

Without!

[BrandiOhhDangg]

dude your really good at screaming.

[randir373]

clicked subscribe, I just made your views go up...you're welcome

[Blade376]

I'll fill in the "..." - Thank you very much :D x

[ne126tq]

Rofl. I was in a pretty bad before watching this but you can't help but laugh.

[BotchUpAndDie]

LOL

your facial expressions are priceless xD

[tasteslikechildren]

its because youtube is being a faggot and only going to featuring the fags like fred and loads of rubbish like that

[msprozacpopper]

how does one go about meeting or talking to such an intellectually stimulating person such as yourself myles?

[Gatnar312]

I didnt know Bill Bailey was in Malefice.

[Tezzica]

I read the description first.. then the title.. I thought it said "I am a cook!Areyou?" cause you were making pie..now i requestioning the cook part. If it was suppose to be that, I fail at cooking. I burnt a donut.. ;D Otherwise.. I ish not going to ponder what you mean by c***..Lot of possiblities..lol. I'm horrible at l4d..I scream, when I get pwned.

[gercunair]

lol left4dead its an awesome game rofl, nice video.

[ZottelchensNana]

xD

oh and with the headband :3

[itsmyfullname]

the pie looks like shit-in-a-can!!!!!!! and thats really sad because i love pie....and im fucking obsessed with left for dead

[youcantbematt]

Omg I want pie In a can where can I buy in nz?

[phr33kRAWR]

I lost the game but I love the headband!

[pOWeRbYeVIL]

lmao at the

Lost: The Game xD

[anbukakashi101]

lol pie-in-a-can..

[joyceoie]

that cat thing kinda means 'wish you prosperity'. ppl believe that if you get one in your shop, then money comes in. that's why it's gold in colour. ;-)

everyone gets one at home in china. and i got one too! ;-D but mine can't move its arm.

[Nyxih]

Left4Dead rules, I cant wait for number 2.

xD! Funny as always.

Nyxih.

[hiimslow]

i bought the malefice cd the first time you mentioned them witch im guessing is this video lol

but yeah its fucking awesome

[senken15]

I want a pie in a can D:

[SouPYSouPY1]

with the headband.

[muncheweed]

that pie looks like shit haha

[romanblood]

Malefice toured with the Rotted Lately. I saw the Rotted with Napalm Death and nearly went to this gig where Malefice but couldn't goo :(

[SaturnAssenav]

"Lost: The Game"

Dude, you suck!! :-P

Funny Though.

[JustAnotherX]

I feel like cooking you a proper meal now, Myles.

[mattmaloneypresents]

you sir are a media node cunt

[RedLycra]

And How!

[iLostTheGame27]

Apologiees for not being a faithful youtuber recently!

Though you should know it's now exam time.

I am free of A levels in 3 weeks :D

dno when GCSEs finish,

so yer tht could possibly be a factor of less people youtubing it.

I don't like pie :\

[chrisbasss]

hahahaha i do exactly the same thing on left for dead, its so funny XD

I always see Malefice in metal hammer and when i do i think good lads, remember when they were pretty local and unknown in reading

[parachuteboi]

you look a bit like Keanu Reeves. See some asian or Hawaiian in there.

[muncheweed]

i dont think he is asian, i think he is just high lol

[STEPMASTURB]

the game

[Mizznewbooty018]

<3

I love you =)

[RADxgrrl]

I love you.

XD

See? You've got at least one fan girl.

I wish they sold Pie in a can in america :/

[ThatsWhatIJustSaid]

I would so eat that pie.

[IIRocKnRoLLaII]

3:56 to 4:05 LEGEND

[radioohgirl]

pie in a can? That's possibly the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

[leviwillis88]

yeah.. thanks for making me feel stupid for laughing at the "This is a banana!" joke in "the pope does a cartwheel" :P

[pseudobitch]

ahhhhhhhh i only got the german version of left 4 dead ... the blood's green -.-

[bumble2110]

YOU MADE ME LOSE THE GAME!!!

unless you were actually refering to the game Lost

Hmmmm

[Angelof86]

do a swine flu spoofy where you kill someone or put an old woman in hospital, then point and laugh at her through the glass like how you did on L4D that would be c**tish lol! AH HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! That is all xx

[TheLowPoint]

wats the word?

[wolfboii999]

Holy shit Maleface is awesome it's like In Flames and Lamb of God had a sex orgy with some radioactive stuff and turned all supersayan or something. FUCKIN' ROCKS

[gtastuntcrew302]

XD oh my god that was helarious 3:57 - 4:05 ahahahaha dude ur awesome my steam name is WuChann

[IIRocKnRoLLaII]

true haha

[AsianJp09]

what's the website called again can't hear it properly in da vid?

[rochellesheree89]

omg omg omg lost board game =P

[Meliichigo]

Ahahaha. pen. Just, pen.

[MetalvsRap]

Writing on a friends behalf:

She says - "I love you. Want to marry you and have your children". =)

[michaelstewart123]

fray bentos ?ahahah u legend i love you x

[gabs6868]

well you gained a subscriber! haha

i like your videos! :)

-gabby

[kelseykap]

1. why are those rated with "K"s, what if they rate it 3/5 K's? o.O

2. headband

3. You're laugh when you are playing Left For Dead was awesome

4. I lost the game!

[darkemokid223]

In Kerrang Its Like A Five Star Rating System!

I Hate Kerrang!

With A Passion

Metro Sation Got 2 Ks :'(

[CrAzYcOnFuSeDcUtIe]

Love as always but your serious videos are what keep me a major fan!! Though I did laugh quite hard during this video. Oh and I like the headband... =D

[Blade376]

Well stay tuned as ive got a serious video coming up =] x

[MetalvsRap]

Pretty much went back to the Left4Dead bit at least 3 times. Pure brilliance!!

And the pen bit... So true.

[xsarahxsx]

haha!

Love the lost the game part at the end xD

[konini10]

Yes i am a c*** = cake (I took 10 minutes to find the "=")

Yes is stupid but i can't see the "=" and i was like (like I am liking the moment but when I Finally find the "=" i lost the like) And u know F*** it.

And now I want to say random jokes made by me oh yeah me:

Do u know why i don't have numbers of fat people in my phone? Yes because

because they occupy much space, I am not so funny? So forget .

Watch the video forget my existence.

(Fred is gay

spread the fact that Fred is gay)

[StampsOnSnails]

Dude What The Hell?

[konini10]

What the hell? what the well? that well that you see!

[xBabyHalfDead]

i like cynical tbh (Y)

like the good luck/disability thing made me lol =P

[EvilPrincess424]

I LOST THE GAME!!!

I was happily enjoying the video. Not thinking about the game, and then BOOM!!

you bring that slice of evil in... damn you.

lol

[kxhtc]

whoa, i just found dailybooth, a few hours ago ;o

& now i'm 'following' you.

god, that sounds so creepy... x'D

eeek.

i really like your videoss.

[ZakkySpencer]

lmao

the left for dead bit made me almost cry

[ejtkatz]

oh god dude i LOVE you..!!

will u marry me?! jokes jokes..

but i really do think your ACEEE!!

[nikibrody]

the views have gone down, blame the economy.

[bayernnow]

OMG LUV YOUR ACCENT!

[dancinlemur]

ooooh isnt that cat from camden market?

cut your hair.

that is all

[mynameisnotbarbie]

omg, I just lost the game...

:P

rofl

[OrgasmandTea]

lmao Lost - The Game xD Priceless!!

[elizawriter]

student life is something else...

[rchammer90]

ha its funny what you did on left 4 dead, I did a similar c*** thing on halo pc

It's on Blood Gulch CTF, 8 vs 8. As a warthog returns to my base with a teammate that has the flag, I teamkill him, grab the flag, jump back in the warthog, drive to the enemy's base and return the flag. The ensuing responses are hilarious.

[emmmushroom]

Nice vlog, i like you! :)

[photoshopher]

Did you seriously just make me lose the game? UGH! It's been like... 5 days! DAMNNN!!!

[Jenn22446]

im sorry but that pie was........i cant even think of a word for it haha

[pentegom]

Glad you stopped wearing that beanie mate, it looks a bit condom-esque.

Yours, FASHION POLICE

[sbretmLiVESHERE]

Haha, the only D-Bag thing you did was that you stole the health packs, haha, that made me crack up. I dont even play any online shooting games like that. But my friend does the same thing in his games. And he got me to play once, and we all got killed. But im just saying, that part was pretty hilarious.

[defana]

Fuck yeah left 4 dead is amazing. I usually just play it on LANs and Internet Cafés with me mates though, thats where it's the most fun. 4v4 versus is the best thing ever.

[Maha87]

the views are going down myles, because i heard all of China has banned its citizens for going on youtube.. kinda weird, i know

[tip360degrees]

yo do that include us cause they own all ar emoney and shit or thats what jon stewart told me on NBC news last nice

peace

[MyMiDNiGHtStAR]

lol u r a cunt. but evryone is i guess ive probly done someworse things and cant even rember

[dochsin]

wow that pie looked...well i hope it tasted ok..lol

[MyPinkElephants]

I love you Myles

[Alayneee]

haa this is one of the first videos of yours ive watched in ages

and i used to think you were quite serious....like all the time

but this video made me laugh

(Y) x

[kyle112233]

Good points, this is funny, 8000 words?! AH!. Oh btw i was playing l4d with you and i had lag, remember me? well anyway have fun stealing those health packs!

[night1337pie]

Alright, I've got a thing to say to you that is really important and you should consider all the pros and cons of it, but in the end I know you'll agree with me.

Nice vid, keep going up :D really enjoyed it.

And that's all.

[MusicIsFreedom42]

Damnit, I lost the game xD

Clever, Myles :P

[nukem858]

myles dyer... is totally my youtube reality check...

nice horse dick rant...

[hellotwat]

um dont know if you knew this..but your hair is actually getting in the way of your face.

[ginge129]

I ate the top of one of those pies why watching this XD

[symone7]

The last bit, made me say Fuck.

I just lost the game.

Hahahaha.

[Statue0f]

Omg, did I just lose the game?

Why you people do this to me!

[ChickaFlump]

Lost rules! haha at left 4 dead! hah! Good idea about the spraying water on cars thingy!

[nicolcacola]

a meat pie? ew. try one with fruit, its so much more enjoyable

[ColeDavis94]

i can be a C*** i often keep arguing long after i realize im worng :P but this video was awsome glad i came back to watching them

[luvinlivinlife]

that pie did not look good

[whaddan00b]

aw you're so cute and straighten your hair, haha, I like it just get it out of your eyes!

[xK1LL5W1TCHx]

haha left 4 dead part lol

[PrincessLilz9000]

You know how your muscles feel like pie in a can...well...what IS in pie in a can...exactly...

lol <3

[LondonDreads]

Seriously, you have made my day... your vid is so funny I almost peed myself hahahahha

[BloodSeeker117]

Yeah man YT has gone to shit... :(

[akaadaam1]

OMG i just lost.

[PixelatedHappiness]

"A symbol for disability" haha you made me snort laugh. It was hideous xD

And, yeah, I suppose I'm a c*** from time to time myself.

[Sssarrahhh]

Omg lol you cant beat fray bentos! Pie in a can!

It is a bit like dog food, but when its done and the pastry has risen its immense!

[magicrecorder]

I am a c***, i pulled down someones hood when he had just dyed his hair and the dye spreaded from where he wanted all round his hair and his head was fully purple instead of just like 2 lines

[MmindfreakK]

I lost the game.

[ydoiwatchthese]

not gunna lie that pie in a can looked so nasty.

and im so freaking sad i haven't gotten to play left for dead yet. i have no money to buy it so i wanted to rent it from the video store. i went to 3 stores and they were all out :(

[Lorizh]

lol "come on guys who took all the f#ck#ng health packs?!" you're a c#nt! ;)

PS, I am soooo using your windshield wiper trick next bastard that creeps up my ass on the highway.

err...pie in a can? what will they think of next?

[carlogiovanni]

You actually bought a pie in a can!

[Dimera09]

ya know i saw malefice last year when they toured with devildriver and god forbid.

fuk yeah!

[CheckeredMichael]

Grr I hate the game. :p

[sth209]

I'm a c*nt- I'm a hypocrite...

[LostInAForest98]

You're nice

[ohhaiSTEPH]

Oh left 4 dead, whenever I'm being constricted or have been pounced on, I've noticed the computers like to take their time saving you. ..Bloody computers.

[ThatSnorlax]

Myles, I listened to the new Malefice album in it's entirety yesterday, here is my review:

Okay, has some nice dynamic, but still falls into that monotonous gneeric metalcore. The last 2 songs on the album, howevre, caught my ears as something somewhat different. Overall, Malefice could imrpove by having less growly/screamy vocals and lowering the monotoney. I like to sink deep into my music and not just hear the same style for 50 mins.

[ohhaiSTEPH]

Left 4 dead is quite honestly one of the best games ever.

[noonewinsthewar]

Damn! you made me lose the game :P

[theoallen1]

HAHA

Views have gone down cos of the credit crunch!!!

People are realising theres no hope and commiting suicide lol

Nice vid BTW :D

[mrpastysmasher]

Your getting very much like Iggy Popp and that annoying car insurance advert!!

[LostInAForest98]

no. that's. a. lie.

[radioactivegirl]

I'm not playing l4d with you if you're going to do that. Ahaha.

[mysterynmayhem]

ok yeah i lerv the headband haha

[JohnHutch]

Brilliant vid :)

[anastasia19993]

emm well i dont know if i ever acted like a cunt but i was called that before it was just after my ex best mate took my boyfriend on me for the 2nd time so i called her a slut and she called me a cunt so am i a cunt for calling her a slut ????

[SaraMUStxxxReSpOnD]

Those things you did...which supposedly made you a C*N*...well, sorry to say; you were only being a funnyman!

Those things weren't even remotely rude! ;) (X

[supergreenduo]

Super Green Duo enjoyed watching Myles video. Maybe Myles should check out the Super Green Duo video about saving the world.

[shaneysmith981]

left for dead was good but the best thing to do is shot a car so shit loads of zombie's and run into the safe house and close the door and they all die lol

[trackstarlulu]

haha. lol @ l4d scream, this guy is just awesome. :D

[scottklaw]

The pie look good.

[DancersAreCool]

a big reason for the loss of views is when i go to watch a video it says that its not avaliable in my country... even though i'm on world wide..

[urbaneximo]

you should start using auto-tune and do funny things that way.

making ur own version of a popular UK song? idk

[Breepop]

Lawl, I didn't get the LOST game at the end at first...

but then I realized I'd lost the game.

[rexrose195]

lol at l4d part

[guardsister]

there is something you NEED to know...you are absolutly, amazingly fine! ur accent is super hot too! you should totally message me!

[iamdaniela]

I hate tailgaters... I usually lighty step on my breaks so that only the light comes on... repeatedly!

Puahahahahaaaaaaa!!

BTW I <3 DailyBooth

[tro0llgores]

lmao

[Braye93]

This was hilarious and I feel bad for you that you have to eat that.... it looked DISGUSTING!

[VhostakProductions]

I love left 4 dead, great game! The healthpack thing made me laugh so hard

[JayConstance]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA dude the left 4 dead thing was hilarious. I have it on 360 and I don't play it much, but the using the healthpacks was hilarious

[xxabfxx]

dudeeee

how was the pie?

[Prscil]

lol!!

¡¡ Myles I would like to see your other eye !!

<3

[MasterFreinz]

AAH GODDAMN RIGHT AT THE END

[animeroxmysox625]

... ... ...that just looked weird... the food i mean. but i am a vegetarian... so there could be something to that.

[scottALEXANDER6]

im anglo french, well im english but i live here hahha

i play l4d on xbox, and i run to the safe room, and set of the car alarm hhaha

[mycinematicsmile]

damn, hahaha, that pie actually looked good

i love dailybooth! i've been all over it for about two weeks now? roughly. my username on there and on twitter is sheismargo (i really should have been more consistent in my planning, ahh well)

and i do like the headband, haha

[xedon2]

I literally said (out loud)

YOU BITCH

lol

The game.

[maniacalmike]

Well, it comes from the same indo-European root word as Queen. What's wrong with that?

[love4musicuk]

By the way...which camera did you use to film this?

[love4musicuk]

lol, Left 4 Dead is a brill game. I play it on the Xbox 360. It'd annoy me you taking all the health packs too, lol. That good luck cat is cool, where did you get it?

[xrzfilm]

love your videos man straight up awesome it has to be an error :)