MOMMA, WHERE'S POPPA? a sad but quaint song by ARTIE BARNES

[themattster1991]

The song is odd, but maybe a hit.

[artiebarnes]

Well then, if you're not female, we cannot have sex. I'm sorry. I shall continue the hunt....

[loneguitaristyannis]

You're so right! But you're still a boomer - but don't worry, it's a good thing. Other examples of boomers include Prince, Mike Patton, and Trent Reznor. You're ranking with the elite here, Mr. Barnes.

[loneguitaristyannis]

Mr Barnes. You are a boomer. Not just a ledge. An actual boomer. From boomtown.

[artiebarnes]

I boom all right. You are totally correct. I like to boom ledges, however.

[loneguitaristyannis]

Artie, you just became even more of a boomer. You seriously did. You can boom as many ledges as you want over in boomtown USA, where Prince is the mayor.

[artiebarnes]

I've decided not to boom anymore for a bit. Too exhausting. Especially when my vacuum cleaner sucks up budgies beneath a fire of circumstance. I shall only boom after I see the nuns vagina.

[loneguitaristyannis]

My band has a song which indirectly references a Nun's Vagina. Unfortunately, the nun in question also happens to be a nazi. When you are next taking a break from vacuuming flaming circumstantial budgies, take a listen at myspace [dot] com [forwardslash] vonyannis

[artiebarnes]

Only if you're a cute young girl....

[loneguitaristyannis]

I unfortunately am not. 'Tis a sad fact I know. But I'm hoping we can see past that. I must now go and eat some roly poly fish heads!

[dadoodaidy]

You need to do a new album.

[dadoodaidy]

I thought it was very good.

[BrownM7]

Even when something bad happens to you,you keep up the humor and thats really kool

[AutisticPersona]

Sorry about your dad