Pixar is a sick bunch. I always wondered why my dyslexic step nephew always freaked out when forced him to watch the DVD playing backwards on a laptop I nailed to his legs, but now I know!
0:05 Buzz calls Woody an ass 0:09 "Tokyo Zero" 0:26 "Meow" 0:31 "I see you pissing on the floor" 0:37 "I'm ruined" 0:39 "Take a look at the poop now" 0:41 "The shit will not stop moving" 0:53 "Free calzone" 0:56 "I'm town dick, Sid" 0:59 "I will show you all" 1:24 "It's up to my uterus, relax"
I know that, but the timing is pretty close and you usually don't notice it in real life; Unlike in this movie, where it's noticeable at many times in the movie.
1:17 LOLZ
CatSandvich 10 months ago
this licks sweaty cum covered balls
maddoogketchup 11 months ago
0:08 Buzz being caught by the logo
ctempire 11 months ago
0:40
"An alien, look out!"
PreviewDude52797 1 year ago
:41 Woody is racist!!!! ! He said to Buzz "Niggers in the poop house!"
ChowderFlapjackFan94 1 year ago
simlish!
carzakone333 1 year ago
ha ha ha very funny
BobUnicornio 1 year ago
ha ha ha very funny
Frankeinheimer123 1 year ago
Rex: This shit is fucked up!!
jemsanti 1 year ago 3
0:56 Beats Sid
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0:59 AAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
CalleLaMesa 2 years ago
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CalleLaMesa 2 years ago
0:51 you're an awkward genius!
Callalamesa 2 years ago
0:50 play ass!
CalleLaMesa 2 years ago
1:01 Woody said BOOO!!!
Callalamesa 2 years ago
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Callalamesa 2 years ago
I'm an Assassin At 0:47
Callalamesa 2 years ago
Omg, love this! Hilarious! :D
0:50- my ass!
AngelOfMusicPOTO 2 years ago
0:10 - no your not
0:29 - ni**er
0:41 - now shut the **** up
0:44 - arse
1:07 - can you hear me now nannerpuss.
1:16 - vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom
narutoeagle777 2 years ago
0:42 hay man
Callalamesa 2 years ago
1:06 ultimate fails
Callalamesa 2 years ago
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Callalamesa 2 years ago
0:47 buzz says sad syrup
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1:16 - 1:20 HA HA HA HA HA HA!
HoopsAndDinoMan 2 years ago
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HoopsAndDinoMan 2 years ago
I'm town dick, sid is the name in this movie!
Callalamesa 2 years ago
1:14 nbc
Callalamesa 2 years ago
At 0:21 Woody Says Hey Hey HEY
Tonytambe 2 years ago
0:56 'I'm Town Dick Sid'
TheMrWoodley 2 years ago
stneserP serutciP yensiD tlaW
feathernicholas 2 years ago
At around 0:37, it sounds like Buzz says, "Hemorrhoid". lol
JennyAngel 2 years ago 2
50: woddy says to buzz "neat niall, my arse stick out of me"
lewisisdaman 2 years ago
1:12
"sadder fish that gets his hole."
(then in a wierd voice) "i dont get busted"
lewisisdaman 2 years ago
0:44 woody calls buzz an "arsehole"
lewisisdaman 2 years ago
lol, at 1:15 buzz says hello you bastard :O XD
xrandomxgurlx1995 2 years ago
or 0:18 could be "I guess he ate a lot of soup."
redwoodmorgan 2 years ago 11
hahahahahahahaha so funny cause it makes no sense to the movie
TheBicycleSong 2 years ago
look at 0:18 - 0:20, he says nazi right before he lands on the ball
DeadRisingLeadzor 2 years ago
you may think im an idiot but listen closely ai 0:41 "shut the fu** up!
spinballwhizzkids 2 years ago
hehe
dtrsxhfcxdtrx437452w 2 years ago
0:20. lmao
crystalit 2 years ago 2
I always laugh uncontrollably when I watch this.
thatwouldbeillogical 2 years ago
1:18 glub glub glub!!!!!
Shinystar987 2 years ago 2
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
maynoon2 2 years ago
1:00 chewbacca noise loololololooolllllolol
carsboat 2 years ago 2
0:39 "Help help alien look out"
Dear1Stupit1Dog 2 years ago
lol now that u mention it, it DOES sound a lot like german/russian
pureindian407 2 years ago
1:03 "Soon As Your Fish"
GCKMan22 2 years ago
0:56 : I'm town Dick, Sid. LOL
atomictrain513 2 years ago
at 0:44, i heard woody say "balls" XD
JackmanXD 2 years ago 6
0:05
GCKMan22 2 years ago
0:09 "tokyo zero"
GCKMan22 2 years ago
this is sooooooooo funny, man! it actually does sound like it!
andantinowithaswager 2 years ago 2
hahahah , Russian Version
MizansChannel93 2 years ago
is this the russian version?!
Pultset 2 years ago
hahaha
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GameTownTV 2 years ago
0:41 - Sounds like Rex says "This shit is fucked up"
Hahaa.
rickaby12 2 years ago 11
lol its realy funny and it does say it!!!! bahhahaha
snowyseb 2 years ago
ur right! HAHAHA!!!
SeaND0uble 2 years ago
lol
s4s
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GCKMan22 2 years ago
0:21
GCKMan22 2 years ago
Truly inspired
ZenPapageno 2 years ago
LOL
Dweeb113 2 years ago
Hahaha, now I wanna watch the whole movie! xD
SilverJigProductions 2 years ago
SHits scary
fuglysex 2 years ago
Some of these fit really well. Very funny. :)
Helios9025 3 years ago 3
Lets go go go go! Stel BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP
brinegret 3 years ago
0:53 "Free Cows Of Milk"
1:04 "Small Knee P*nis" LOL
HeroOfMapleStory 3 years ago 2
or he was trying to eat his farts. lol
rudavar 3 years ago
it looked like mr. potatoe head was faning a fart. lol :p
rudavar 3 years ago 2
lol 0:59 'I will show you' 'AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!'
PatricksProductions 3 years ago 3
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hersheyandshadow 3 years ago
"I'm town dick, Sid" lmfao
k00lkid0 3 years ago 3
LOL!!!!!!!!! first half of the movie they sound part sim and part japanese second half they sound part french and part sim
CliffThe1st 3 years ago
Sounds like those geonosians from Star Wars II Attack of the Clones ^^
Weitug 3 years ago
omg thats not wierd at all...lol
veronixa96 3 years ago
FAIL!
Hovis555 3 years ago
1:22 says army dude says get ur ass of here, and buzz says get my ass of here or soemthing like that
mykemphetamine 3 years ago
ASSSS!
crackerzncheez 3 years ago
pause it at exactly 1 minute! woodys on drugs!
ChrisBennettFilmS 3 years ago
LOL 0:26 MEOW!!!
filipinoboy147 3 years ago
0:41 lol the shit will not stop moving!! haha
TheUnknown2007 3 years ago 2
KolusBonus (2 weeks ago) +1 Reply | Spam
@ 0.56: "Calm down bitch, sit." xD
right after "calm down bitch, sit" it sounds like he says "deal with it"
tsiegel915 3 years ago
they need to calm the fuck down!!!!!!!!! they are haveing a panic atack!!!!!! well to me anyway cuz idk bout y'all
kinzie100 3 years ago
1:18, "Bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop!"
Narutoxxx909zomg 3 years ago
lmao!
ButteryN1pple 3 years ago
HAHAHAHA
filipinoboy147 3 years ago
At 0:45, Woody uses the force on Buzz.
BarneyIsPerverted 3 years ago
hahahahahaha
0:40 woody says something like: alien, look out! (woody normally says: buzz, look, an alien!) xD
0:58 manga
DarthIvan3 3 years ago
haha nice catch kolus
Chickensg0cluck 3 years ago
@ 0.56: "Calm down bitch, sit." xD
KolusBonus 3 years ago
1:18 - sounds like a panicking turkey
Footrockofdoom 3 years ago
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Hovis555 3 years ago
thats because theyre backwards. duh
yesmate789 3 years ago
It's not German? okay, but if I hear 'Hail Hitler' even once, I'll be suspicious...
Narutoxxx909zomg 3 years ago
lol
racey123456789 3 years ago
They do! Watch the ending backwards.
BarneyIsPerverted 3 years ago
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UnNegi 3 years ago
lol that washilarious!! 5 stars! xD
elenya111 3 years ago
lol!!!!!!!! the shit will not stop moving was the best!!! XD
karzplot 3 years ago
TOKYO ZERO LOL
cyfryfrenchfry 3 years ago
0:56, I think I died laughing. XDDD
ringosweet 3 years ago
Pixar is a sick bunch. I always wondered why my dyslexic step nephew always freaked out when forced him to watch the DVD playing backwards on a laptop I nailed to his legs, but now I know!
BinkieMcFartnuggets 3 years ago
wtf
freydey 3 years ago
ha 1:17 blub blub blub blub blub
jawsunleashedalex 3 years ago
I see you pissing on the floor & the shit will not stop moving xD classic
MikkMakk88 3 years ago
"I'm town dick, Sid!" there's the best fucking one hahahahaha 5* dude
porsaspersereika 3 years ago 3
lol
HeroOfMapleStory 3 years ago
lol
0:07 - 0:21 Buzz has backwards skills
0:27 Mr. Potato Head takes his mouth from his ass and puts them back
0:29 very good, piss off
0:35 Buzz uses the force on the boxes and says "train on road"
0:44 arse
0:56 I'm town dick Sid
0:59 I'll show you
1:25 not to be racist
DarthIvan3 3 years ago 3
this is hilarious! 0:31 i see you piss on the florr xD
HeroOfMapleStory 3 years ago
lol
misshermione1026 3 years ago
Lol I see you pissing on the floooorr, (everyone) ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
XxSlipknotRulesxX 3 years ago 4
Lmao
HeroOfMapleStory 3 years ago
totally german
dontheunderdog 3 years ago
Imao 0:40 to 0:42.Woody wanted buzz to take a look at a piece of poop? lulz XD
MVCfighter88 3 years ago 2
Yes, woody wanted buzz to take look at a piece of poop =D
CalleLaMesa 2 years ago 4
0:44 "Arf"
gamemasterxtreme 3 years ago
1:04 "SMALL KNEE PENIS"
ShrewdGentleman 3 years ago 7
54 waz up now
videogamepimp22 3 years ago
1:07 "Can you hear me? Ham to Commander Louis."
AwesomeVideosHere 3 years ago 10
BarneyIsPerverted 3 years ago 3
i see you pissing on the floor lol
sandreasmaniac 3 years ago
I can't believe I was the first one to notice that.
BarneyIsPerverted 3 years ago
0:59 "I will show you all"
BarneyIsPerverted 3 years ago
they say snazier
taira4M 3 years ago
driew saw taht...
superwiiman123 3 years ago
0:31
whats up bill?
wichwaysupprudoction 3 years ago
"OMG itsa Nazi" 0:17
Chavtheworld 3 years ago
They sound like they're talking backwards underwater. xD
StarBoy62 3 years ago
You know if it was actually backwards at the same speed as normal it wouldn't have those bad-sounding blips in the sound.
theguyi26 3 years ago
German or Sveedish.
armywalaby 3 years ago
NOT swedish from swedn hell now
TheDreamGirlInCity 3 years ago
hahah XD swedish doesn't sound like that XD
SutaruLynxie 3 years ago
it sure sounds like german
zimpiko28 3 years ago
"Tokyo Zero" 0:09
Rohan292 3 years ago
"Tokyo Zero NIIIIIIINE" 0:09
ParCheesy09 3 years ago 4
????????????????
invaderawsm 3 years ago
mortal kombat deception, thats exactly what the people in the netherrealm sound like
MashBlink 3 years ago
ueh! ueh! oyshi oyshi wooodwooo ash esh ush neg EHHHHHG XD! LMFAO HAHA
dorigzz 3 years ago
Ha ha!! Buzz uses his head/helmet to bounce off the ball and on to the bed post!!
bcdefghijklmnopqrtuv 3 years ago
0:42 - the shit will not stop moving
anyaxanxiety 3 years ago
haha! it still sounds like german
CatzYay17 3 years ago
lol 0:09 tokio zero now you've done it
1875HIBSFC 3 years ago 2
o:27 wtf with mr. potato xD
abuelito82 3 years ago
hes "kissing his butt"
CatzYay17 3 years ago
0:48 Scheisse? :D
CPL1337 3 years ago
i think he said "dont take laxitives" at the end
XD
HAWKstriker2470 3 years ago
dude...this is pixar on crack
harukiigarashi 3 years ago 3
Sounds english...
Ckcore 3 years ago 2
he said "Hail satan"
toy story corrupts children and turns them gay.
yootubematt 3 years ago
0.42 I'm sure the dinosaur says shit.
SweetEmotion987 3 years ago
0:22 LOL AHH AHH AH AHH AHH!
NirvanaLord 3 years ago
0:09 " Tokio Zero "
Rohan292 3 years ago 2
no, just shutup
2zone 3 years ago
lol yrev gnitsertni
hornattack 3 years ago
0:39 Woody says "Take a look to poop now!"
ApeEscaper493 3 years ago 9
yag saw taht
chandlerrobey17 3 years ago
0:37 apariod from star fox assault.
moomgmh 3 years ago
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sounds like its backwards or something....
tikihut1252 3 years ago
sounds german
RAMSTERLORD 3 years ago
(: yrotS yoT evol I !!!nam eciN
Hubi555 3 years ago
Sounds German to me.
asjdhfjkasdfasdhfasd 3 years ago
I hate how in Toy Story the eye blinks are out of sync by like .2 seconds
Bryko3 3 years ago
theyre supposed to be its mocking actual humans.
i dont know if you noticed but people dont exactly blink both eyes at once.
FooFightersKid 3 years ago
I know that, but the timing is pretty close and you usually don't notice it in real life; Unlike in this movie, where it's noticeable at many times in the movie.
Bryko3 3 years ago
Condor wants Climbing Thing to listen to him talk about dinner, while Susie wants Wrecking Thing to say the word "it."
ItsTodMan 3 years ago
haha at the end Woody said "Very smart, it's up my uterus, relax!" =D!!
MistyPhantom 3 years ago 4
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH! He does!!!!!
BarneyIsPerverted 3 years ago
0:42 "No shit"
1:00 "I'll show you"
1:08 "Can you hear me"
MeganRM85 3 years ago
i heard "shmahzed your fished?"
01pR1m3vil 3 years ago
1:18 evom evom evom evom evom evom ?!?!?!?!
(sounds more like bloop bloop bloop) :3
hobbitkiller01 3 years ago
tahw did eh yas?
(siht si sdrawkcab fi uoy era gniredonw.)
translation:what did he say?
(this is backwards if you are wondering.)
MetaNight25 3 years ago