GLORY FIST "Ready for Primetime" Music Video

[kocarden]

Had to start my Saturday with some Glory Fist! Now I'm Ready For Prime Time!

[GloryFistBand]

@kocarden Thanks! But you need to start everyday with Glory Fist!

[ThreeBallWillie]

I've known Rex Thunder since he was T-Rex Thunderfu@k back in Detroit. He stole my Firebird with my favorite Molly Hatchet 8 track, knocked up my down syndrome little sister and banged my parole officer (who's a dude). But I can't complain. Rex saved my life four times backstage at a 38 Special concert with a bottle of Jack Daniels and some skanky New Jersey bitches tube top. He's a Ted Nugent McGeyver all hopped up on cocaine and cheeseburgers! Rex! My little sister wants her helmet back!

[peterwolufson]

Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr­rr!!! Shove that glory, that is your fist, into american shitty dudes!!!!! fuck yeah

[donpfeff]

I posted your (awesome) video on my blog, so you should sing a plug for my website:

blessedarethegeeks.blogspot.co­m/

[GloryFistBand]

@donpfeff Rex will definitely do this. He had to jam for a quick gig in Vegas, but he'll lay down a sweet riff when he gets back!

[herzi7]

I haven't been so attracted to a group of men since Whitesnake. Glory Fist is all that is man. Will you sing at my wedding? Also, Harley Hoffman molested a sled dog. It's true.

[mountinman44]

YEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! All glory to the fist!!!!

[opustheDOG]

I want that look! That look!..... That look! That look! That look! (Insert cougar attack sound!!!)

[mckeeverelvis70]

Truly fantastic video. Rex your voice is sensational and I love the action on the screen. Keep on keeping' on and I hope to see more of these.

[CplHicks11]

My mouth is quivering for you guys with the love juice of a thousand screaming alligators!!! I'M READY FOR PRIMETIME FISTING!!!

[DurfHerder]

I've officially renamed my penis Rex Thunder!!

[J0k0r50]

i dont even know whats going on.

[fireresource33]

Rex Thunder brings inspiration to us hard working souls, like Survivor did for aspiring boxing fans many years ago. Glory Fist will go down in rock history!

Hey, Rex, what would it take to get autographed headbands for my two kids? 

[alexanderspeer]

by the strength of Odin the Glory Fist must sail to Greenland and play with the mighty Greenfingers.. rex thunder you are the hammer of the gods. we have many bitches here for you.

[skrabo1]

this is awesome!

[doogiegyro]

Rock on, Glory Fist! Looking forward to the tour! Rex Thunder, you're my hero, even if you did steal my haircut

[abatavick]

Rex Thunder, "Ready for Primetime" is music to my ears! Your inspirational song and video carries a positive message that dreams can come true. I hope I get to meet you some day. Also, thanks for including a number of high jump kicks in the vid.

"Ready for Primetime" is a winner!

~Already a Fan

[bayvukim]

Great video - entertainment factor -10! Want to see more

[Jyssa612]

what's this? what's this? rex thunder just won the election! of the universe!

[megansandiego1]

You guys rock! High quality video, direction, sound and vocals - and LOVE the 80's hair!

[jaybirdknits]

Rex, you are my newest crush! You make me want to karate, to bike, skateboard and box!

You inspire me!!!

[thisiskris017]

Stealing from South Park a tad ?

[kocarden]

Rex, I f*ing love your high kicks!

[AniGregory]

I feel the testosterone coursing through your song. Rex THUNDER. Boom! Glory Fist pumping through the airways and on the boob tube! This calls for a Coors Lite night! Rock it, rock it all night long.

[frosty90505]

This video is getting me all psyched up for this amazing Republican primary race. I am all pumped for some serious throw downs and face bashings!

[rseroter]

This song is going to be BIG!

[rnbeacham]

Yes! Yes! Glory Fist is ready for Prime Time! You rock!

[sitzkowitz32]

Super cool, rad video. 

[bellav1]

Love it!!! awesome

[eastwoode1]

Aaaahahaha YES!!!!

[KYLacy]

Rock on Rex! LOVE it!

[stephmckeever]

Finally a band for all us stay-at-home moms to rock out too! Giving baths, making school lunches, driving the kids everywhere, grocery shopping, etc ...will be so much more easier now that I've been inspired by Glory Fist! Thank you and rock on!

[TheLONDONGIRL322]

This Rex thunder ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!

[donnymoore03]

Just cracked my third Pabst Blue Ribbon, popped in fresh a dip 'o Skoal and and hit play on this little gem for the 19th(!!!) time today, Rex. You still know how to rock the microphone, white vest and karate kick. I sure miss those days when we was kids ditchin school and ridin our Mongooses in the dirt behind my grammas house together. I'll never quit you or "The Fist", Man...you freakin' rule!!!!

[davewstorrs]

DIGGITY DOGGITY DAMN SAM THIS ROCKS MY BOTTOM SOCKS TO THE CORE OH YEAH SUCK IT.

[madjackdad8]

Twisted Sister, Ratt, and GloryFist...my favorite hair bands. It took me a while to find this page though, hard to believe there are so many videos of Glory Fisting involving pizza delivery guys and doctors giving hernia exams by sticking their whole up up there. You do rock though, Rex!! Keep up the good fight.

[mikeandnadiafoster]

you guys ROCK!!

[roseyben117]

SHOVE THAT FIST IN MY FACE

[roxena99]

Rex, you are so dreamy!! *swoooon*

[tappwaterkidd]

Next time I see Grandma, I'm gonna give her one hell of a GLORY FISTING

[thomwickes]

BRING THE FIST!!!!!! HELL YES!

[scarliley]

As the original G-Fister, the one who coined the term no less, I say it's good to see that with great power and determination you can G-Fist your way to the top! Keep on Fisting, Rex...Keep on Fisting.

[hutchhoffman]

Rex Thunder is an attitude

[headwit]

I just got GloryFisted, and I loved it!

[mckeeveraileen]

Rex - Remember me? I'm your # 1 groupie. Sorry I scared you when I cut the curl from your head. I thought you were passed out.

[waxalot]

I wanna fist a monster truck with my glory fist of light

I wanna ghost ride my thunderbird off the grand canyon out of sight

I wanna tail whip my mongoose through your love canal

But if you're not into that you could just yaffle the yogurt cannon for now

That one was for me, Rex Thunder.

[mckeeverelvis70]

@waxalot That is Shakespeare right there.

[pseroter]

G'Fister for LIFE!

[skoty9]

Ron Paul 2012

[PivRock]

I bet Rex gets blumpkins all day long when he's on tour. So jealous.

[dangersaucetv]

I'm feel like "An Eagle That Cries" when I watch this.  Bitchen.

[greenrushmovie]

Whoa! Cheney got his ass kicked!

[tristanontheweb]

wasn't this the teme song from controltv?

[bigfantastic]

Hell Yeah!

[plaartla]

solid retro fun

[realwineshow]

Awesome!!!

[zadie1014]

rock on. glory fist rules!

[adman123]

Dammit! I always wanted a Mongoose bike!

[mattmcnaghten]

Rex and the boys...BRILLIANT!! I feel the need....the need for a red white and blue headband.

[RegisteredFilms]

I'm really hoping for a Gloryfist / Booty Store collabo!

[endubrules]

It's like a Thai massage for my eardrums!

[RPSbarry]

Dude, how did you find the Pontiac Firebird with T-tops?? Just awesome!!!!! I will never mess with Rex Thunder or Glory Fist, they are badass mofo's for sure......... And thank God you had the best security detail in the business, you sure need it, i am positive that the paparazzi were all over this video, glad you made it out alive and were able to release the video before it got leaked to the press.

[doublehead73]

I've been working 9- 5 in construction for the last 20 years man , and its about we had a new band to represent a hard-workin man. I might have put down the Budlight to go big and get a 6er of Genuine Draft so I can rock out with this today!

[mikesmckeever]

Take me back to the 80s....want to see this live!!! This is brand new and fresh 80s though...better than Steel Panther!

[fmmusic]

Is this a new band? This band rules!

[krocker2008]

The raw fuel pumping engine that is Rex Thunders voice is a high octane dose of pure American whup ass! God bless The United State of Glory Fist!

[MrGilOrtega]

great job!!! The wigs, love it:)

[mandylou1979]

Where can I get that headband?

[exileonpaynestreet]

Rex's voice is like getting punched in the face by God while double teaming sweet Lady Liberty with a bald eagle.

[whassup]

Awsome , not a soul in control can cross into the danger zone like Rex of Glory Fist, What a sight in the night burnin bright like a fight for your life in the midst ....of love.

[randlkron]

It may not be big around, but it's short.

[cmccaleb]

Amazing how this turned out! Rex Thunder FOREVER!

[stereoptikon]

Rex to the Thunder for PRESIDENT!