Russell Peters About Italy

[AhhhTube]

Ok, you win!! Stop!! I peed my pants! ROTLF!

[hiboblikeyogurt]

If the italian mafia came...

[AhhhTube]

@hiboblikeyogurt How about the Indian mafia! lol

[antho862008]

273 people are italian

[aznmafia77]

you want to eat a what the fuck? LOL

[alanhobbes1]

italian man goes 2 malta anyone?

[Ishitatri]

I'm Indian, and I DID think that it was a way of asking someone what they want to eat :P

[MatrixPrisoner]

What the Fuck ??? Hahahhaah

[RusMakMonkey123]

yea that hand sign does mean wtf, and everyone does it. :P



[SP1CYCH1CK3N]

hahaahah man russell is funny as!

[richard43419]

Hey!!!....... What the fuck hahaha hella funny xD

[Nightx88]

ROFL nobody thinks this guy is Italian. He's on crack.

[azhar78632]

love this gay



[THEACDC1995]

im Italian and i love this loooool people need to relax

[TheWayshowerTube]

Anyone know 30% of all indian people have Italian Ancestors!!

[ajunpaudel1212]

I think he is a fucking retard.WHAT HE IS SAYING NOT FUNNY AT ALL BUT IT IS PURELY OFFENSIVE.

[LouiseHans10]

@ajunpaudel1212 wow, coming from an American. I did not expect a comment like this... This "comedian" (just uneducated, rude, working with stereotypes and lies) does not make a good publicity of your continent and Indians.

[validvalidvalid1234]

what does that mean the one he just said in italian?

[C6H12O6ish]

@validvalidvalid1234

He doesn't speaks a word of italian.

[hapobelle]

This is so truth and funny.

[Danyxmiticuzzo]

si man! ahahahah

[ReSigurd]

@Danyxmiticuzzo he doesn't say si man, but si nè :)

[RimoMehelba]

Sìi E 'davvero giusto, specialmente il "che cazzo" parte :)

[TheTinyCurse]

SAMBADY GONNA GET HURT REAL BAAAAD!

[skrillex876]

Russell Peters è il miglior comico

[100stephens]

hahah dar DAR dar DAR dar DAR dar !

[TheBosslong]

LOOOOL . I keep doing " What the Fuck " in Italian :D

[2ilsenzacuore9]

Italians thought he was italian? I'm italian and he doesn't absolutly look italian to me O.o

I have to agree on the "what the fuck" hand signal, that's so true

[Travmapunk]

@2ilsenzacuore9 I live in Italy and i confirm this guy could easily pass for Roman-Napoletan-Sicilian-Sardi­nian. He looks TOTALLY like you, guys))

[ReptilianSobe]

@2ilsenzacuore9 they probably thought he was a gypsy or something. i don't know.

[Crazy70Eddy]

@2ilsenzacuore9 Sai perchè pensavano fosse Italiano? Perchè in Italia ormai ci sono solo più immigrati, ormai io mi stupisco di più quando vedo un Italiano ahahahah

[puncho33]

lol!

[smartspick]

Italians are dark as shit

[1crazydiamond1]

@smartspick  why do you said this?

[opopomozegerla]

@smartspick so italians are dark as you,right?

[smartspick]

@opopomozegerla they are darker

[Darkorbit21]

1:07

[TheCarguy974]

2:29 My favorite Russell Peter line.

[Remontay]

he talks about the classic italians stereotipes ..not everyone of italian are just like that

[Sweetdreamsophy]

haha, i'm italian and i actually found this pretty funny! At least italians are known in a negative way just because they move their hands while speaking..... Indians are known for their TERRIBLE movies and Americans for their ignorance ( "...awww, Is it Sweden a state??") XD haha guess what's worse!!!

[candyluver27]

@Sweetdreamsophy Indian movies r fucking amazing and american is the best place 2 live hands down. Italians r also known 4 being being in mafias and drunk partying all the time. not that i dislike Italians iam just stating stereotypes

[Sweetdreamsophy]

@candyluver27 an american girl actually asked me if sweden is a state!! a guy asked me if we have electricity in italy -.-" ( probably he still thinks Italy is in africa)...and many others stupid questions!! i'm not saying they r stupid, not at all, but c'mon they don't know anything about what is outside US' borders. And i don't like Indian movies, and, i'm sorry to tell u this, i'm not the only one! now, excuse me, i have to go to get drunk with my other mafia friends

[candyluver27]

@Sweetdreamsophy Iam American and I know a lot about the world....not just saying that. Been 2 Hong Kong, Australia, have family in Dubia and Italy (cousin just moved there). and i can understand if u dont like bollywood flims but they 4 sure have a following.but again i understand its not what every1 likes.

[rotatingpole]

@Sweetdreamsophy Esatto Fratello, Ho vissuto a Chicago quando andavo all'università e un giorno uno studente universitario mi chiede: "da dove vieni?" - io:"Italia" - lui "ooohhh Egitto!". Non ho altro da dire...

Exacty Bro! I lived in Chicago when I was at University and once a student asked to me:"Where u from?" - me:"Italy" - him:"ohhhh Egypt". Non more to say....

[mjlodina]

@Sweetdreamsophy

Yes, I've also been to the States and they've asked me the same ignorant questions. They think Europe is a country whose capital is Paris - or Rome, it's changeable, you know - they think Syria and Serbia are the same country, so they called me ''the Syrian girl'', they've asked me if we have food and electricity in Serbia, whether we have cars, etc. Of course, there are many positive things in the U.S. but their education system needs an extreme makeover. Fast!

[THEANnetWork]

@candyluver27 i'm indian and I'm pretty sure 90 percent of the movies are awful

[LuNaTeCh66]

@lssgrs Again, Italians are assholes! I am American German, and YES I am an asshole. Germans in general are assholes. Its just how we act torwards other humans.

[zungabrunga]

@LuNaTeCh66 Like every country, SOME of them are asshole

[LuNaTeCh66]

Italians are assholes. Fuck em all. Deutschland fur immer! ! ! !

[Taurimenio]

@LuNaTeCh66 Yes, we love to shit on your face everytime....Looser!

[kayzkzkzkzk]

he speak a nice italian lingua ~

[Recundigus]

He doesn't look like an italian :|

An i am from Verona so i can say that. He looks like Turkey or somethin' similar.

The rest of the video is true, about the WTF whit the hand, It's foking trueXD

[91splash]

@Recundigus Russell Peters is Indo-Canadian (Parents indian but he was born in Canada)

[satyaahimsa]

1.44... e che cazzo :-)

uhauhauha what the fuck??

uhauahuhauha great... thank you... i'm italian and this is really funny :-)

[rawrGUMMEH]

mario che fazzo fa indiano = mario handkerchief that is Indian

[silverfoxalchemist]

its true we move our hands a lot

[AyuChan17]

LOL This made me crack up so muchhh xD!!!

[AsiaLover4ever]

and yeah, that means what the fuck! ahahaha

[AsiaLover4ever]

is true, he can looks like an italian, because in south italy people have a really dark skin tone! :)

[AsiaLover4ever]

lol i'm italian!!!

[Souljakydd96]

1:44 what the fuck

[angelV1388]

SI MAN!!!!!!!!! learn how to speak italian man

[ForzaFerrari47]

Sicily best part of the homeland

[BamBamBoogaloo]

1:06-1:16 ... SOOO TRUE !!!!!!!!!

[asdfghjkl9731]

@BamBamBoogaloo yeah indian are cheap xD

[mancuniangurl]

@stanoscepan there arent any locals in the centre of venice...and in summer most romans move to the villas in the countryside. if you want locals go to non tourist places.....

[richierich1283]

Brilliant Russel. Keep it up

[maxmix889]

IN SICILY THERE WAS ARABIC EMPIRE AND VIKING DOMINATION, BOTH FOR A LOT OF YEARS: SO IN SICILY YOU CAN FIND PEOPLE WITH BLOND HAIR AND BLUE EYES(VIKINGS) AND DARK SKIN PEOPLE( DESCEND FROM ARABS)

[LouiseHans10]

@TheXboxlover45

thats all

[Wolleaston108]

@TheXboxlover45 most people in italy don't even know Sonia Gandhi, many people never heard about her

[Shift4chizzle]

@TheXboxlover45 . ... .....

[Subscriber9192]

I GREW UP IN BRAMPTON!!!! :D

[MrPortalian]

yayayaya dis kwl

me portalian

[fishyaxley]

i think it's funny cuz i clicked here from HETALIA STUFFS o__o

xD

[TeJap2]

@fishyaxley IM NOT ALONE!!! X3

[Dummyman2471]

You know what this means in Indian "you want to eat, you want to eat the food?"

[gojewla]

He doesn't look Indian, he looks Turkish

[Sakuraxxxchan]

I watched this while an ad about Italian pizza is right next to it

[mus1ken]

I <3 indians

[sovverrsivo]

hahahahahaha :D

[Luccasio1]

Italian looks just like the rest of Europe... Latinos or Hispanic looks more interesting

[blinkme478]

It's funny cause everyone thinks my Dad is Indian

[oDevilx]

Nooooooo ! xDDD

[curesriches]

The bilingual WTF and what's the food, hand gesture still sort of works for the country with biggest c*ck-sucker in the universe. More specifically bunga Berlus lust for channeling into penises for spirit anarchy law.

[okeygio]

hototototototot

[KrfNYC2]

"No Indiano!"

[histerik0987654321]

kills me every time XD russell peters is a legend ahaha and as an italian I can say that he could pass for one, probably down south, we do tan y'know, and the hand gestures are so true !

[AlfSpungie]

This actually made me laugh really loud.. I don't know who he is, but he sure it funny

[JuvaLsNote]

somebody gonna get a hurt real bad! lool.. 

[TorontoSportsNetwork]

I'm of Italian descent and do not listen to anyone who isn't because they do not know anything about us and half of what they say is bullshit.

[kar2988]

He said : "In Indian". HAHAHAH

[cdsaudi]

@StrictlyBG ِAre you trying to fuck up with Arabs you son of a bitch? Leave Arabs out of your bullshit nonsense!

[StrictlyBG]

@cdsaudi huh`? I have nothing against arabs dude..

[cdsaudi]

@StrictlyBG You better NOT.

[StrictlyBG]

@cdsaudi no u.

[Miauriceful]

@StrictlyBG

Si chiama Giuseppe Badalamenti idiota, smettila di dire cazzate.

[Miauriceful]

Rispondi a questo video...  Chi cazz'è Muhammad ElKartobi?

Who is Muhammad ElKartobi?

[xFedericaXX]

Ahahahahahah oh my god I'm italian and this is so true, excpecially the "what a f*uck" with hands.

[TinaSeptember]

Absoulutely LOVE YOU, Man!!!:) SI, MAAAAN!)))

[charlottepenna]

You should dry my indian resturant in via dei serpenti, this is getting above board with your indian wedding on what you own of brazilain mines

[trudon]

ci man looool

[pricardo333]

Hey, if you look closely to the like bar, you'll see the Italian flag :)

[6Dantes6Inferno6]

@pricardo333

LOL

[JokerUK11]

"u watch your language or somebody guna get a hurt real bad" loool

[SmallFri1477]

:) watch please!

youtube.com/watch?v=E_UbRiafZo­0

[enrimatz93]

e una merda questo video

[hafiza1112]

should pass out drunk saddo

[MegaRandom4life]

thats EXACTELLY how italiens sound like

love him!

[sweetvain08]

hahahahahahahahahaahhaa omg hilarious

[malakaki111]

He must've met Romano.

[TealHikari]

@malakaki111 I'd love somebody say 'You watch your language or somebuddy gonna get a hurt real bad' to Romano. That would be HILAROUS

[MsRitabrown]

@malakaki111 I know.

[LanRoy]

Co Za Asy...

[FractureXYZ]

@LanRoy No.

[sara2781993]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL

[bambola3msc]

IM ITALIAN AND LIVE IN ITALY AND I SWEAR ITS ALL TRUE !

[vesetreseire]

fantastic! Simply fantastic! ahahahahahah

[Thefrickenator]

@jsarratt1 nice German insult there

[MyOpinionOnline]

I'm italian and this is hilarious! thumbs up if u agree

[The4lbanian]

@MyOpinionOnline Im not Italian and this is hilarious still :p

[starfleet1993]

@MyOpinionOnline

I go home everyday to my italian family and i feel the same way



[MusikLoverMia]

I actually think he could pass for Sicilian.

[Pravoizavlijesvijeta]

@MusikLoverMia bullshit.

[MusikLoverMia]

@Pravoizavlijesvijeta Sicilians are pretty tan!

[Pravoizavlijesvijeta]

@MusikLoverMia have you ever been to sicily? or europe? or abroad? i hate it when someone tries to talk about certain people judging them on what they have read somewhere or heard...

[MusikLoverMia]

@Pravoizavlijesvijeta I've BEEN to Sicily. Don't assume I haven't. I still think he could pass for Sicilian. That's my opinion. I'm standing by it.

[akbg]

do you actually know some of them?

[luigibattista10]

Im italian and honestly, I don't know what this person is talking about.. No offense.

[DrSAM69]

@luigibattista10 Then you're probably not very italian or you are lying to yourself, do you live in italy or have ever been there? cuz even if what he's doing is comedy and therefore exaggerating for the sake of laughs this is all pretty true, Some southern italians are relatively dark, the hand signal CAN mean wtf depending on context and few less cultured italians still have a hard time seeing asians as fully westernized people. And I'm speaking as someone who was born and living in Rome.

[wooskieng]

"mario che cazzo fa indiano NOOOOOOOOOOOO"

hahahahahaha italians are so awesome

love our hand signals

[Mandren2]

Indiano no indiano

[blinkme478]

Amazingly accurate lol

[muyono]

only Italian I want to learn: Ve~

[HappinessFreak]

Greeting from greece!!this guy s hilarious ! Our Italian neighboors must lol hard

[cherriesncream100]

i m from italy and i m laughing my ass off.This guy is awesome!!

[BasqueLandNorthSpain]

The Basques are the original europeans and 80% of europeans descend from them.Etruscans were ethnic Basques and these people founded rome n taught the romans everything yet the romans took all the credit and glory wtf the basques created the 1st known civilization n now to finally drop ur jaw they also created egypt,mesopotamia,the indus valley n troy...enough said....research it if u think i am off my rocker.....

[Citabria007]

@BasqueLandNorthSpain

Indus Valley? ROFLMAO! You just lost credibility right there.

[shaobell]

@BasqueLandNorthSpain

sei ridicolo

[RikMeister650]

rut tut tut tut tut tut tut! haha!!

[TheNightIsWelcome]

LOL, Russell Peters is a stupid sand-nigger who re-uses the same old material and just ISN'T funny. I bet you he was laying about being asked if he was Italian because he looks NOTHING like one. Italians are white, not a shitty brown color.

[deanna6812]

@TheNightIsWelcome Wow...that's some delightful ignorance. I doubt he is lying about being confused for being Italian. My father is Italian, and has been confused for being middle eastern, specifically Egyptian. He's had people come up to him and speak Arabic. Italians can have dark complexions; it is not unusual.

[TheNightIsWelcome]

How is it ignorance? If anything Mr.Allah is being the ignorant one by playing off of a stupid stereotype. BTW, if your father is Italian and has been confused MULTIPLE times of being Middle Eastern, he probably is. At least more so than another European. He probably HAS Middle Eastern blood in him. Italy is nowhere near Egypt though so that's out of the conversation. I know Italians can have darker complexions. So can any other Europeans.

[vladyg8]

@TheNightIsWelcome Shut up racist.

[TheNightIsWelcome]

saugen meine schwanz

[veemon]

@TheNightIsWelcome If you're gonna insult someone in a foreign language, learn the proper grammar, lol

[TheNightIsWelcome]

@veemon I did use proper grammar you fucking tool.

[jsarratt1]

@TheNightIsWelcome No you didn't use proper grammar (Google Translate isn't infallible... idiot). The only tool commenting is you and can lutchschen mein Schwanz.

[Pravoizavlijesvijeta]

@jsarratt1 this is not correct as well.

it "du kannst meinen Schwanz lutschen" or "lutsch meinen Schwanz"

[Chem87Engineer]

The hand signal part ,, This one means " Wait " in arabic ..

[Chem87Engineer]

and i'm saying, Italian food is just like Italian man , little bit of effort, alot of satisfaction. !! I know this got nothing to do with the video but I heard it and wanted to share it :D !!!

[nintendokings]

Stereotypical jokes are always the funniest :D

[Axellerater]

260 Italians did the hand signal while watching this video.

[IspanasOnTop]

SI MAAN ! noo indianoo :D this vid is da best of da bests.

[lgnij]

:o  NOooo

[thecrimelord19]

@sandrodream1 man, all cauntrys in the world have gypsis becouse hundreds of years ago the left india and come in europe! all countrys have gysps! italy too, a lot of italians are gysis, just that bulgaria did makeit them apart of they comunity and the left to other countrys! do u now RAFALE NADAL? hes a gypsi, do u know JOAQIN CORTEZ? biggest flamengo dancer in the world...all countrys gas gyspsis..blame INDIA! not romania ore bulgaria moran! we have 2 mil of gypsis in turkey!

[difessamilitare]

vafanc! barbone ignorante!

Italia e la vita !

[iiEnIgMaii]

@difessamilitare ma fatti 4 risate...

[thecrimelord19]

@sandrodream1 hahahaah u idiot!!! gypsis come from INDIA and PAKISTAN! U IDIOT! TELL ME DO U HAVE EDUCATION BECOUSE U ARE VERY STUPID:))) ROMANIA? romanian's are latin just like italian, :)))) bulgaria is svalic people like russian...u are a idiot! retard! first search on google from where gypsis come! NOOB!

[naniwala]

Lol

[MrPa0lino]

@SunlightFilmz it could means wtf or what do you want...i really don't know why we do that hand motion <.<

[thecrimelord19]

Italy are gypsis:)))