Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty[Episode 25]

[missreader97]

OH, And im Fucking retarded.

[SDeezyFreak]

is it just me or do you wanna get FUCKED lol oh my god XD

[RxCGaming]

Gimme one of them blue fuckers hehe omagawd

[noemidlt09090]

@yolanda0916 Why are you dissing on the 14/15 year olds and not the 10-12 year olds?

[yolanda0916]

Why are 15 and 14 year old (maybe even younger) kids watching these videos? Go read a book you little fuckers, Jesus Christ.

[TheMisscandygirl]

@yolanda0916 because we can? :)

[MerciMeMerciMe]

Don't ever get a blue motherfucker. Ever. He is NOT exaggerating! If anything he's under exaggerating! Sigh...

[FramingDevilSleeping]

but by the time your second one your like,

get me on of those blue fuckers>

oh i laughed to hard i dont have my lungs anymore

[ironsparrow666]

Gett me one of those blue Fucker's !! Ar heaheahea

[TheDeathangel721]

i love how he says "hey boys and girls" like we are little kids! :D

[jpshwagg]

2:22 is every single waka flocka song in a nutshell

[mrpuffypumpkin]

My mission before the end of October: watch all SwiftKarateChop videos!

[TheNinjaNanner]

we used to sing the too legit to quit song in physics class xD

[Stephen3960]

I've watched your videos since these ask swiftys (starting from somewhere near episodes 23-27), but never commented anything =D dunno why, always liked your jokes =) and your vids make me always laugh, even if I have a bad day =D

[jessie22331]

lol from 0:17 to 0:28 u look like shreks long lost son XD lol

[amandaroseriley]

i paused the video after i heard blue mother fucker so i could google image it. haha

[TheMellyboo13112]

My girl wants to PARTY ALL THE TIME PARTY ALL THE TIME MY GIRL WANTS TO...SO WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY!!! Hahahahaha I LOVE YOU!!

[TheMellyboo13112]

@3:02 you gotta watch it lmao!!!

[AlexVonVanity]

HEY! GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE BLUE FUCKERS! HEHe, OH MA GAWD! *falls*

[lizardbreatification]

haha i love him

[EpicMalena98]

BLUE MOTHER FUCKER! xD

[CutieTutie99]

hey baby do you want to come to myspace and twitter my yahoo until i google all over your facebook

[missmusic17ily]

Ok i am so gunna drink a blue motherfucker some day.(: thank u <3

[ilysmfw]

:58 = lmfao

[ilysmfw]

I love you. You love me.... NOW BEND THE FUCK OVER AND TAKE MY BIGGO DINOSUAR COCK

[thorsarcu]

hes going to make one hell of a dad one day

[AnnaLovesYuu]

"I love you, you love me.. NOW BEND THE FUCK OVER AND TAKE MY BIG O DINOSAUR COCK."

I choked on water.

Thanks.

XD

[nikki0919]

Is it just me, or do you wanna get fucked? xD

[eeveeheart]

press five repeatedly

[johnnijohnson1]

Which Means We Can Do This *My Girl Wants To Party All The Time Party All The Time* Baahahahaaahah Love It!

[poldisgirl]

The Blue Mother Fucker was the best part of the video!! XD I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard.

[jinxx249]

"Hey, is it just me? Or do you wanna get fucked?!" Lmfao!!!!!

[JessieTehUchiha]

LOL "GIMME ONE OF THOSE BLUE FUCKERS!!! ... HEHEH... OH MY GOD..." *THUMP*

best part XD

[Mini1Lil]

DRINK ME!!! IM THE BLUE MOTHERFUCKER SOO DRINK ME OR PUT ME IN UR PANTS

[murkman418]

hahah its so funny whne hes like can i have one of those blue motherfucks then he says but after the second on ur like can i have one of those blue fuckers ahaha i laghed my ass off

[Geraffo]

"my penis is chuck noris"

[KendraSaysRaawr]

I love you. You love me. Lets all go and fuck Barney.

OR...

I love you. You love me. Barney gave me STDs :) ♥

[AmberEcstacy]

1:41 through 2:00 Laughed my ass off. XDDDDD

[amygoesrawr122]

"GIMME ONE OF THOSE BLUE FUCKERS.!" I rofl'd xD

[MrsMetalFreaaak]

"Is just me, Or do you want to get fucked?"

IM SO USING THAT TOO.

[Snard111]

Youre not a virgin anymore

[omfgihateyou22]

is it just me or do you wanna get FUCKED O.O

[xInspireEnvyx]

@MsToriGirlRox

*destery .

and haha :P

[hangnigs69]

he looks like ian from smosh lol but with cooler hair

[1serb1aco1]

Ok seriously,im sick of going through the comments and always finding some desperate 10 year old pimply faced little girl try commenting with sexiness. Its annoying

[itsbrennabitch18]

@1serb1aco1 10 year olds dont get pimples..I dont think lol

[shibunny2017]

blue fucker

[RuNsWiThDiNoS]

dudee this video was uploaded on my birthday:D

[MsLazToYou]

"GET ME ONE OF THOSE BLUE FUCKERS! Heh heh.... oh my god."

I laughed so fucking hard XD

[shiori124]

anyone else notice how he talks about dead babies alot? XD

[leahrosecorner]

am i the only one who starts dancing with him XD ?

[MsToriGirlRox]

i wonder if Matt ever met Destry

[Zombott]

Let me get one of those blue fuckers... (;

[monkeecheer013]

153 people had too many blue motherfuckers and hit the wrong button.

[koolkat20003]

when i go to ur website it brings me to a tax site

[killermen234]

there is never enough lube...NEVER ENOUGH!!!

[lol8774]

Best Ask Swifty episode!

[Ninjaskylar]

Hey! Gimme on of th blue fuckers!

[trashcangold]

It's not just hot rod bro, that shit is MC Hammer

[scizzors1234]

Swifty likes to dance!

[cassielizmiller]

2:14-2:20..lol. only true hot rod fans would get it:) lol....

[DazingGuitarGirl]

1:52 best part! - "gimme one of those blue fuckers! ..hehe oh my God.. !"

[itslowie]

Ok Pac Man 2:21

[killdeath44]

theres also a drink called the "fucked up MotherFucker" XP ... and it is strong lol

[EXHellfire]

my penis IS chuck norris lmao fuckin win

[LexiSweetmLiz]

@EXHellfire

Chuck Norrises penis can't even be Chuck Norris! Why would yours be?!

[asianrayray420xxx]

@EXHellfire you ment lmfao

[EXHellfire]

@asianrayray420xxx or lmfwao

[Liss150]

Fav BY FAR!! =D

[darkAngel10593]

Hahah get me one of those blue fuckers!! XD

[MagicalGreenDragon]

this is my fave ask swifty

[saberlilly101]

UR SEXI LIKE OMG

[Kahashi1]

Yep, just like Papa Smurf.

[freakmaxaii116]

instead of a bluefucker get a telefuckie costume!!!

[Xprincess0paralyzeX]

if his b day is october 25, 1988 and this video was made in august 25, 2009 then he would only be 20 wouldnt he? so then he couldnt go to the bar and get a blue fucker...hmm..

[Xprincess0paralyzeX]

i dare you to pause at 0:53 ...

[theratatemy123]

how can people dislike this matt is the shittt :))

[rosebudcrusade]

2:46 - 2:57 - hilarious!

[ejs519]

u just called your penis dead.....

[MegaOnionRings]

penis

[xrosexannxishx]

GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE BLUE FUCKERS!

lol.. made me laugh :)

[LeoniejtePietje]

if you say dish soap, it sounds like you're saying "dicksoap"

[icemer1234]

you arent swifty.... and you arent funny

[icemer1234]

you arent swifty....

[EmoMetalHead6666]

Umm whats the name of the song 0:20 ?

[TheCoolcat630]

@EmoMetalHead6666 the cleansing by mirrored theory

[TurnipThief]

am I supposed to want this guy dead?

[cloiscool22309]

'he sticks a vacuum up her vagina to get that baby out' XD <3 <3 <3

[MyCrazyReality]

I love singing random songs at random times for no reason.

[girlofwar2]

LMAO !!!!

"Hey is it just me...or do you wanna get FUCKED?" xD

[1Mirandapaige]

is it just me or do you want to get fuckedXD

[UpsAnndDowns]

too legit too legit to quit

[gtisholmesheater]

ahhhaaaa everclear

[ninjachels]

I think I've seen all of the Ask Swifty's. :)

[bestbitch17]

my favorite pick up line is, "i raped swifty, try to beat the satisfaction!" :D

[mabby2898]

AHA,

"GET ME ONE OF THOSE BLUE FUCKERS!"

i legit cried laughing so hard!

made my day:)

[Ange112233]

@baileyboredom lol:))

[jofac22]

your new pick up line should be...

'hey baby does this rag smell like chloroform to you" lol

[bamsgirl12345]

i have a question....if a gay person and a lesbian have sex....is it still gay sex?

[missblackeyeliner815]

"Whose penis is bigger, yours, or Chuck Norris'?

My penis IS Chuck Norris!"

ROTFLMAO,

[sucideduett]

my favorite pic up line is ""TASTE MY BEAST"" n....."i sorta have a boner"

[ThePheonix66]

omg lmfao ur vids are so hilarious XDDD at the end of every one of em my gut ends up hurting from laughin so hard

[krabbheadaaron]

"Whats your favorite pick up line?"... "Is it just me, or do you wanna get fucked?" :D lol

[SICkles13]

"is it just me, or do you wanna get FUCKED?" LOL

[tennisbeast723]

penis

[xShiranamix]

a blue mother fucker: .5oz curacao blue, .5oz gin, .5oz light rum, .5oz vodka, a splash of 7up and a splash of sour mix.....penis

[ohheemgeeex33]

OMFG I LOVE BLUE MOTHER FUCKERS

[sarah211ify1]

Thers one of thos cd's that actually says its a nipple nd place tunge hereXD

[TheDaviMan]

"my penis is chuck norriss"

[thegamerzadvocate006]

"hey baby, wanna come over to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo till i Google all over your Facebook?" WIN. xD

[jadebloodful]

@thegamerzadvocate006 yup FTW!!!!!!!!

[KanterYorLony]

hey get me one o'them blue fuckers and some dip shoap while ur at it

[jjk6610]

take my dinosaur bone-r

[sammyjoe147]

; NOW BEND THE FUCK OVER AND TAKE MY BIG OLD DINOSAUR COCK"

my mom was kindda walking past the room and heard that... i thought shed get made but she cracked up laughing and kept walking hahahha <3<3

[MrMMrL]

this was one year ago today

[TheSharonas]

I LMAO !!!!

" Gimme one of those blue fuckers! XD "

[BlackCherryHunny07]

LOL OH my GOd! lol i love you you love me on bend the fuck over and take my big oh dious cock! That wouldnt be scary at al!

[MemoriesFromAShore]

I have to say, your eyes are mesmerizing.

[monkeyonmoon]

Bhaha Blue Mother Fucker  mahee

[HeatherPH0BIA]

Be ready cause I have a huge Zanga.

[LilxBlackxBowzz]

dude i thought u were 20 :S

and the ' y that was acward ' reminded meh of someoneeeeeee

[bauer402]

i cant watch barney or teletubbies anymore!! damn u swifty :L

[TheMaryeliz]

omg

[Igniter95]

Dude ur not funny your just a fagget good day

[dinosgorawrmuffinsxx]

Me and max were laughing r ass offf

[MegHalpert]

When you fell down I laughed so hard I almost peed myself. XD

[Ashchethem]

Nah, man. When a man and woman love each other, they both get into a van. Three-five minutes later, they come back out and the man pays the woman twenty dollars. Well, that's what my uncle told me anyways.

Babies come out of the butt, right? o.o

[Aviebaybe]

haha blueee

[AlwaysInYourHead123]

"Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo until I google all over your facebook?"  "Yeah, but be ready 'cause I gotta huge Zanga!" lmfao:D

[illbeyourmelody]

so uhm, theres a girl that goes to my school, and she sent a picture to like everyone of her vag so now we call her pacman and whenever we see her we're all like WACAWACAWACAWACA ! so when you said that i was like HOOLY SHIT :)

[thebestofbest99]

why do you got to be all gay and start acting like raywilliamjohnson =3

[greendayfan4ever28]

Hookers dont have souls? What about hookers that are gingers? Does that cancel it out? Or are they they just souless x2? Hmmmm...

[MySpaceBarsBroken0o]

isn't that to legit to quit thing from Hot Rod

[missakura1]

1:53 was the most funnest thing i have ever heard XDD

[sexsexsexting]

" i wonder what im gunna eat for breakfast? :D...oh. and im fucking retarded." I LOVE THAT PART.

[sasseybeachgirl]

Why do u hate babies so much? THATS SO MEAN!!!

[PotatomanIV]

"Who has a bigger penis you or Chuck Norris?" "My penis is Chuck Norris" lol xD

[XaviddancerX]

Ahhh u have a southern accent!!! Where r u from!??

[merrik96]

You are ugly, not funnt, idiot, asshole and gay...that's wat an stupid would say :D luv your vids :D

[chsgrlrox]

Wait. The answer to "where do babies come from" earlier was "Uh, bellybuttons?"

[Elva458]

your so random

O.o

it scares me...

JK

iloveyou xD

[twilightluvr9889]

you are the giant pac man that will kill us all in 20012

WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA

[JJORDANROSEE]

don't worry Swifty, i can't say dishsoap either. /:

[skylarlovesyou2]

"get me one of those blue fuckers!" LMAO :D

[duckmysick58]

it's xanga not zenga. >__>

[sladunkaAa]

@duckmysick58 who cares its till big rite xDD ohh im being so discustingtodaay :[

[FlyingPandaNipples]

Git me one of those blue fuckers! xD

[EscapetheRomance1]

"Hookers Don't have Sous!"

[NinjaDog9145]

Is it just me or do u wanna get fucked? Hmm...!! Lol

[xXMusicxRockerXx]

"umm excuse me, excuse me can i get one of thoses blue mother *wispers* fucker but by the time ur on ur second one ur like give me one of thoses blue fuckers" xD LMAO!!

[NomKatelynNom]

Im so gonna use the where do babies come from explanation you did xD

[GuitarOnline789]

i love you, you love me. lets get together and have an orgy

[sladunkaAa]

i peed my self when u ordered the second blue f0cker xD ima go to a bar seriosly ima try one of those xD

[8100cowgirl]

i cant say dish soap or dish washer it comes out as dih waser or dis soap i just cant say thoose words but its actually funny

[JonasParamoreForever]

my penis is chuck norris.

[supp102]

this is fucking funny, its kinda like us-duhh, goo cheek out up comeing us-duhh, and ask qwestions!!!!!!!! :)

[WareWoulfe]

Get meh one of them blue fuckers. hehe *gasp* oh meh gawd

[SuperSingingforever]

GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE BLUE FUCKERS haha omg

[iloveyou41996]

ugh i hate ur haircut! make it longer!

[ilymttisif250]

lmao youre fucking retardeded and i love it :D

[candycutie1]

HOOKERS DONT HAVE SOULS lmao lmao lmao

[antainearengo]

when i was young i thought babies came out of belly buttons. lol

[no1caresanymore]

@antainearengo Same here! Cuz they never appeared to have any other purpose...

[echtwinkletits]

Michael Bolton FTW! lol

[ScreamAlice1]

When my nephew told where do babies comefrom I told him that they grow on trees. xD

[rachelannen]

the blue mother fucker has sour stuff in it so i didnt like it

[wasentme222]

Gimme one o' them blue fuckers... hehe.... oh my god...

[ShelBeccah]

Now bend over and gimme that big dinosaur cock!!!! LMFAO