Access Denied

[shroomxk]

Your ass is denied.

[TheGuyWithTheSniper]

Shoulda played the "Access Denied" sound from Half Life 1. LOL.

[ladykikyo08]

I laughed. xD

[screenspace]

From this commercial I get that it feels like being cockblokcked at even the simplest of tasks when using Office XP. Good work Microsoft.

[FromA2mee]

i think it's wrong that commercials think it's ok to promote sex. we need to all keep it in our pants until we are married and mature adults.... *gets prepared* ya ya i know... you want to curse me out.. i'm use to it. i'm just stating a fact! plus, sex would be so good after waiting so long.

[stolensea]

@FromA2mee what about people that plan on never getting married? and if someone is a 'mature adult,' as you say, and wants to have sex, that is up to them, no? also, to quote my favorite comedian, Hal Sparks, "you don't wait for the 'one', you practice for the 'one'."

[FromA2mee]

people who plan on never getting married and just having sex with women and plan on going no where are not what you call "mature adults." and that makes the girl a slut. it is up to them yes, but it makes them pretty stupid and immature. and that joke you just told.. also very immature. god wouldn't approve of that joke. let me guess though on 2 things, #1 you plan on never getting married, just having sex, and #2 you don't believe in god. well that's all i need to know.

[stolensea]

@FromA2mee for being someone who supposedly believes in god, you are extremely judgmental. you guessed wrong, I look forward to getting married, and I do believe in a higher power. maybe you should go reread the new testament. Jesus spent his time with the lowest of the low, with tax collectors and prostitutes, and would have never called anyone a slut. as for god not approving of the joke, he created the platypus, so he certainly has a sense of humor

[ShadowBB]

@FromA2mee Why? Why do we need to "keep it in our pants until we are married?" I simply don't see the point. As long as it's safe and they are both ok with it, what is the problem? And it is my experience that sex in general (especially for the female) is better(!) with experience. If you think sex gets better "after waiting so long" than you will be disappointed. In general, after waiting a long time chances are that the male will climax to soon and the female will be glad it's over.

[macdaddybd1]

@ShadowBB Wow... You sound incredibly knowledgeable and experienced for a 12 year old. Those big kids on the bus that keep pulling your pants down in front of the girls much be teaching you well. You just keep reminding your Buzz Lightyear doll that you know what you're talking about while you try to figure out how to get it to do you in the butt. Oh, and don't worry, we won't tell your mom that you've been playing on the internet again.

[FromA2mee]

people have the right to do whateeeeever they want, but if you are a "christian" you know it is wrong. from what you wrote you're telling me about them thinking it feels better with experiance? well did u ever think some of those people only have experiance because they were married before? sex does not feel better to someone just because they have experiance. if yoiu truely love the person you are with and want to show them you will not leave them and are faithful, marriage comes before sex

[DarkX64]

Psst! You, the moron making out with the hot lady! The password is "please." It always worked for me :)

[Neonspinnazz30]

Fucking Microsuck strikes again with their new Cockblock...

[appu2apoorva]

publish more videos like this

[Dranesis]

Does anyone know which music is used in this commercial? Would very much appreciated!

[greenwilliam1]

this video should have been Epic fail

[Maymona13]

I sure hope Norton Makes Condoms.

[Ikaaruz]

@Maymona13 Hah

[cloudstar772]

wow lol

[KhyberBoy09]

Quite an innovative commercial .

There's a guy in northern Belgium who has a huge cock and that guy is me .

[raruenify]

lmao

[RandomDude3532]

Fail

[123coyaful]

that was funny

[pf126p]

I agree that Microsoft gives you plenty of unexpected experiences. That's why I use Mac.

[bassaddict1231]

thats the german version of birth control lol

[romio619]

any one has the password

[Lil14KD]

wat the fu** u kno how mad i would be if that sh** happened to me

[Dinotako]

so funny !

[GamingFront]

This reminds me of how fucking stupid Windows Vista security feature is!

[macdaddybd1]

This reminds me how fucking stupid people are for complaining about how stupid Vista is.

[StormaktAZ]

Fuckoff prick Vista is shit

[macdaddybd1]

Oh come on StormaktAZ, I'm sure there is someone somewhere that doesn't think you are a "Fuckoff prick". By the way, you left a word out of your comment. Vista is THE shit.

Now, go back to studyhall before the teacher finds out your playing on the computer again. Yeah, I know... Jr. High can be cruel.

[ihatemydeath]

"Vista is THE shit."

...Says the guy called "mac" daddy. That is all.

αмιgα ƒσяєνєя вιт¢нєѕ!

[rteneycke]

well i use windows and i use pc, but really. mac is better.

[TheMickerdoodles]

@ihatemydeath comment = win

[Majinblaze]

Vista and XP are both garbage...and no..I'm not a stupid lil' mac-boy....WINDOWS 7 PWNS ALL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! (I understand this coment is a month old, but still...it does..)

: D

[zparxz]

@macdaddybd1 You're a fag. I'll bet you thought that comeback was so awesome, too. Fuck you.

[macdaddybd1]

@zparxz What the hell are you talking about? Does your mom know you're playing on her computer again?

[ScienceOfThePS3]

pfff, tell me about it. I've been using Vista since Beta 2, and I still can't figure out why people were complaining so much about it. Now that Windows 7 is out, no one is complaining about 7, yet it basically has the same security and other features as Vista, which a few extra goodies tossed in. Does that seem logical in any way?

[DELTA38g]

@GamingFront True, Vista isn't as bad as ppl say.

Or they just fail at using it, or they just repeat whatever someone tells them.

[ComputerHelpz]

omg loooooooooooooooooooooooool

[Alohattila]

LOOL ((:

[westsidaz075]

anu daw??

[macdaddybd1]

Wee...!

[liberalman05]

tae kadaw

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[himalaydhk]

brilliant add. rocks XP !

[FireRupee]

loll.. I've never seen this commercial before, but it's great.

And no, she's not.

[Gr8Candid8]

shes ugly

[turbonoshayabusa]

but you would still fuck her right?

[vishnuvvn]

any doubt in it?

[turbonoshayabusa]

Nah, every mother fucker on youtube would fuck her brains out...

[thomasnq]

he meant if he were that guy, he would have used a pair of scissors or his hands probably.

[orrodep]

oooooo wow yo en su lugar ubiese usado una tijera o las dos manos si podia claro

[macdaddybd1]

No habla espaniol (or something like that)

[winner4455]

hablo

[macdaddybd1]

See...

[villevalo94]

Si. Lol. same thing. :) How are us Americans supposed to know right?! Haha. They need to make a "YouTube translator".