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  • The used this for the logo, didn't they? :) It's complete slapstick compared to the other sketches, but I was in hysterics when I saw it for the first time.

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  • Honestly what's the point to these videos!? besides making me laugh maniacally :)

  • i like this mcleren fellow, he's got balls. balls of steel and an iron hide like a fast motorcycle.... or a giraffe, and giraffes are cool. so heres to you sir mcleren, two years and not once have you fallen to your weathered knees and accepted defeat, no you fight on thy holy fight you saint you martyr you devil you cheeky cheeky angel. what kind of creature are you? you beautiful thing, you dapper young chum you lovely golden holy saint, cheers from space you star! keep on keepin on never sway

  • i'll never look at the same way again....

  • WAT

  • so why does MY bumhole hurrt?

  • This is awkward...

    Like this time I was staying at a friend's and I was getting changed because she was "at her toilet". Then she walked in while I had my beautifully chiselled torso out. She obviously was very attracted to me, but could not do anything about it because I was miming along to N.W.A's "Straight outta compton".

    Talk about awkward.

    Wait, that isn't like this video at all.

  • wow that was quite a debate there with mclaren and jeffers et al. I can't help but wander how life is going for the two of em, almost feel like I know them!

    I wander what Chris Morris would make of the debate; probably best for both of them that he doesn't make his opinion felt. After all 'sticks and stones can break my bonest but words cause psycological harm' and if that's true Chris Morris's words cause total brain collapse

  • i dont get what happened in the vid =S

  • @eveDjakku Two men took two pistols, aimed them up each other's arses, and fired. They were in considerable pain.

  • class

  • nice 2 year long argument on here nice.

  • No it isn't.

  • Ted Nugent defo does this.

  • tchuch!

  • I'd like to hear a pensioner describe this in detail.

  • @KENKENNIFF A nice respectable ol' pensioner ey?, cunt!.

  • 2 Men 1 Window.

  • i think this mclaren see's himself as some kind of philosopher type. if chris morris seen this he would make him feel like more of a ponce than he actually is which id say is very hard indeed. "at least try and prove how people get over things" shut the fuck up you arsehole.

  • Why not take him on his offer. You are ademant, or maybe the other guy is, that people do get over things based on a saying. Just because Mclaren is on his own on this one, you think it is easy to disregard an offer for someone else.

    Also, why are people so concerned about their own identity based on this clip. People here should drop the ego guarding and just enjoy the very short, funny clip.

  • what a fuckwit i am?when did i once say people get over things?i was illustrating how stupid you are after like a year of arguing with people the shit you seem to be coming out with is pathetic.you really do thing you are above everyone dont you.i just got over you calling me a fuckwit,it was hardbut i did it. and the the majority of people will get over the shit that is coming out of your mouth but you unfortunately will still be arguing with everyone 5 years down the line. get over it.

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  • no seriously, get over it chief.

  • @sellout87 you are a fuckwit

  • Prove they don't.

  • I laughed harder at the comments, but to be fair I have seen the sketch previously.

    Aiden, if you've got Chris Morris in your ear, telling you what to type (similar to that taxi sketch) then tell him from me 'genius.' If not, and you're doing this off your own bat, then get help.

    Either way, thanks for the entertainment.

  • ok i so totally enjoyed the 1 year long arguement more than the actual video =D thats the most incredible thing i think ive ever read!

  • This always reminds me of that footage of Princess Di supposedly riding around on some blokes back- I often wondered if it was Chris Morris who did that

  • did they just shoot each other in the ass?

  • I think so.

  • yes... though i would say they popped a cap in each other's ass

  • It's not that we think we're above you, chief, more that you think you are below us. Ask your shrink about that one.

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  • You have more claim to being English than I do, guvnor. I can't believe you responded within 15 minutes. Awesome.

  • That reason is because you are a fruit loop.

    Free advice for Aiden: Get over it, it's just the internet. It doesn't really matter a great deal.

  • People get over things chief. I'm not an idiot. Maybe you'd prefer the phrase "learn to deal with it" then....

    Here is an example, to provide some context:

    You were born in Australia, so you are Australian, not English. Learn to deal with it.

  • You call yourself English because you have identity issues amongst your collection.

    People get over things all the time, Aiden. Rather than getting jealous about this ability you are lacking in (and then 'insulting' random people for being English), you should learn how to deal with it in a positive and healthy way. At least make an attempt. Make your mother proud! Be a credit to your family!

  • Why are you lecturing me on how I should act when people have continuously come back here to goad me some more?

    You...are a hypocrite. Little word of advice: Grow up. That goes for the rest of you here too.

  • No, people don't always get over things because the media, certain groups try to remind people of silly things that are not worth remembering, rather than things that are worth it in order to learn from the past."learn to deal with it" is easier said than done and it is selfish to not consider that for others.

    Also, identity is indeed flexible, vague. You could be of one nationality but base a bit of your identity on where you were brought up. Who you are is more complex than where you are from

  • A lot of hate on so many levels. How would you know "people" get over things. Open your mind..because you are not an idiot.

  • rofl

  • the internet is better than my mother

  • haha i dont know which i enjoyed more the clip or the really retarded year-long arguement. I really really love youtube.

  • That's the best arguement I've seen on youtube yet. Bravo stupidity!

  • yes yes stupidity on the internet, youtube in particular really makes my heart sing.haha

  • HAH! love a good gun show

  • And I also loved how all of you went into my profile and voted me down in all my favourites.

    Did you enjoy yourselves?

  • ???

  • ???

  • ???

    ;)

  • What do you mean?

  • I thought you were poking fun at the "argument" that started over someone putting "???". My mistake :)

  • Nah.

    I don't what your talking about.

    I'm just confused

  • I see that now. As I said, my mistake.

  • Ah this made me literally snort with laughter, something I rarely do :)

  • HAHAHAHAH

  • lol the little short inbetween scenes clips in jam always make me laugh the most

  • I MISS BIG TRAIN

  • Opps Aidan, Not Aiden Sorry for the typo. Love you big guy X No.1

  • No I love Aiden Mclaren, he's a top bloke. Worth every second, priceless.

    No.1 you are Aiden. No.1

  • Aidan Mclaren - The world's next high school serial killer.

    Never before in the field of YouTube have so many "down votes" meant so much to such a bell end.

  • Yes, it does seem very pathetic I'm getting hurt over down-votes. This "bell-end" and all...

    But I guess that's because I don't pretend I'm not hurt. Unlike you people...

    Nice inaccurate prediction there! Considering I'm 22 and no longer go to school.

  • Hahaha, dude, seriously, you're still pissed about a comment I made, literally about the year ago. I'd actually forgotten all about it, and had to go backwards through the hilarity that are all these comments to find that NINE MONTHS ago I mildly insulted you over the internet. I love that you're fragile enough to, not just remember it, but to also still be pissed off by it.

    Shows how much truly important stuff there must be going on in your life right now.

  • Wha?

    I have no idea who you are. I didn't get into any sort of pack with anyone. Just calm down and enjoy the funny video.

  • Did the blaring argument slip my mind? Yeah, it did. It's the internet, and it was nine months ago. I'm pretty sure that you're in the minority here for the remembering it.

    Most normal people, you know, move from these things. I suggest you do the same.

  • This is so silly.

    Mate, it's the internet, get over it. Go outside, enjoy your life, get a girlfriend of whatever, just... don't take everything so seriously. It's YouTube, everyone's rude to each other. It's seriously sounding like you've got some serious issues going on here, because pretty much everyone gets their arse kicked in an internet thread about something or other, but, you know what? Normal people just forget about it and move on.

    I feel sorry for you man, seriously, just let it go

  • @Spinelessandsublime

    I agreed with you until you said "normal". Ego comparing are we? Quite mean of you to say.

  • I fail to see how someone can get quite so worked up over someone at a computer replying to your Youtube comment.

  • I can do it. It's because there isn't anyone to argue with round here. I need to argue more.

  • Just watch him come back on that one...

    Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo

  • Listen people that Aiden McLaren child, he's only 21, poor kid's never had sex.

    If we have to understand him it's thus:

    He masturbates constantly (like I needed to tell you that). He likes Dr Who. He's never even kissed a girl, let alone spoken to one. Oh yeah, and his mum makes him dress funny.

    So, let's be magnanimous - let's just learn to laugh at him.

    Sad little boy. Pathetic little child.

  • I'm a paranoid schizophrenic - I can't understand either of you. That must be my grandeur.

  • fuck off then you fuckin retard

  • You talk lots but without actually saying anything.

  • the English are the morons of Europe? That's a rather moronic statement in itself. I suppose Australians are the morons of the world then.

  • you're born in australia, doubtless have an aussie accent - then you're australian. have you backpacked around europe or worked in a pub in london while living in a flat with 2 bedrooms and 7 other aussies? that would seal it.

    cant believe i've read all these comments. i'm going back to bed.

  • im pissing.genious go go

  • seriously? fuck me...you're an absolute joke. Stop breathing my oxygen you bent ref.

  • I provide a service despatching stupid people for the things they're best at. Like winning arguments. Stupid people are great at winning arguments because they're too stupid to realize they've lost.

  • You also seem devastated at the idea someone you don't even know might accuse you of not understanding the humour in the sketch depicted.

    It's all very telling in a sort of Freudian way isn't it :D

  • There is no winning of an argument. I'm just entertaining myself with your drivel. Sorry to disrupt your delusions of grandeur (also a Schizophrenic trait), but I'm certainly not trying to prove myself to you.

    There are many meanings that could conveyed with, 'hence "???"'

    If you are so worried about being misrepresented, you should have bloody well clarified yourself, and clarifying yourself isn't becoming hostile and telling someone to stop posting comments.

    I bet you're a real hoot.

  • Grandeur as in believing people invest in your point of view. I really don't. Hence why I've lamed every single comment in your little skirmish with Jeffcakes.

  • ???

  • What?

    The tags contain Chris and Morris, and yet you don't understand the video?

  • Uh...

    Don't bark orders at me.

  • Well obviously you fail miserably at seeing the jest and humour in my initial reply.

    It's hardly as ambiguous as '???' now is it?

    LAUGH AT YOURSELF

  • LOL nice joke. I like how you use use racism to label an entire nation as intolerable and insulting!

    And all this time I thought you were just being a goliath of a cock :D

  • Racism isn't dependant on who is saying it matey. It's a prejudice based on nationality. If I say all English people are lacking in intelligence, that is a racist statement.

    Oh god I've fallen for your joke again, you made an unintelligent statement to call a nation unintelligent! You and your twisted humour! Golly.

  • Yeah it must be me because everyone else thinks you're just super right?

    It's also nice to see you're now picking on semantics and their use in common parlance because you've got nothing else to say.

    Do I need to explain why using a prejudice against a nation to make a point that they're intollerable is a retarded statement? You need to re-evaluate who's being stupid. The only stupidity I'm expressing is arguing with you, but I've actually got nothing better to do right now.

  • If you think my original reply to your obscure comment is harsh, then no wonder you left the country.

    Or maybe you have a habit of thinking the world is against you, and so perceive everything negatively, including an entire nation of people.

    "super[,] right?"

    +

    "And the fact that a dickhead like you is willing enough to chastise a person for the most insignificant thing is tantamount to what you'll do to appease boredom"

    =

    Either way you fail to understand irony.

    Lighten up

  • I don't care about your nationality or heritage to be honest. You are however acting very paranoid and do seem to exhibit the self-centric outlook of a schizophrenic.

    My original reply was a round-about way of highlighting how bizzare some of Morrises work is, in response to a very obscure comment.

    You failed to express yourself clearly.

    You have taken this very personally, even as a personal attack.

    You fail to see irony in your posts.

    These are all traits of paranoid schizophrenia ;)

  • You're the one that suggested schizophrenia. I was just agreeing with your self-diagnosis using the evidence available. The misunderstanding of the irony in your posts. The self-centric theme to this whole thing. The personal insults. The inability to express yourself. Wikipedia it!

    "'???'...sorry that wasn't to your liking. Don't go out to be a nihilistic shithead, though."

    Read this whole thread and see who's been hurling the personal attacks over something that wasn't to YOUR liking.

  • The reason I assumed you were from England is because you said you were English. A person with genes decended from recent Africa, who is born in America is an American, not an African.

    Again you're getting all pissed off because you've again failed to express yourself clearly.

    I eagerly await your next installment, and thanks for spending your personal time getting all worked up about me :)

  • Wait a minute. I think I know this Aiden McLaren bloke. He used to hang around on the imdb Doctor Who boards saying things like he wanted to drop nuclear bombs on the US for their bad TV, and meaning it. He has serious mental health problems, as you've already worked out. Actually, I did end up feeling quite sorry for him and wanting to help him, there's a lot of mess in there... but it's difficult to help someone so blindly aggressive all the time.

  • Yes, you're absolutely right Aidan, I do apologise - it's a much more serious issue to accidentally get a letter wrong in someone's name than it is to be pathologically hostile towards complete strangers. By the way, how come you don't come round the Doctor Who boards to abuse people anymore?

  • Perhaps you mistake hostility for simple disagreement.

    It's not good to be a bomb. Try being a human being.

  • Well, that's true... but being a bomb is surely never good. There are human beings and there are human beings, we have a choice.

  • you sound like an absolute shrub rocketeer.

  • I know it's a year later but... You've even spelled your own name wrong, from what I can tell. Generally names with "Mc" in them require a capitalised letter after them. ie McCarthy, McLaren etc. "Mc" is derived from "Mac", which is "the son of " in Irish (and maybe Scots) Gaelic.

    Just thought I'd put that out there.

  • Just thought I'd put in that you're pathetic and weak. Why? You're still trying to insult me after all this time!

  • Ha ha ha! The hell?

  • I hear Ted Nugent does this

  • lol , thats one of the funniest things ever

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