The used this for the logo, didn't they? :) It's complete slapstick compared to the other sketches, but I was in hysterics when I saw it for the first time.
i like this mcleren fellow, he's got balls. balls of steel and an iron hide like a fast motorcycle.... or a giraffe, and giraffes are cool. so heres to you sir mcleren, two years and not once have you fallen to your weathered knees and accepted defeat, no you fight on thy holy fight you saint you martyr you devil you cheeky cheeky angel. what kind of creature are you? you beautiful thing, you dapper young chum you lovely golden holy saint, cheers from space you star! keep on keepin on never sway
Like this time I was staying at a friend's and I was getting changed because she was "at her toilet". Then she walked in while I had my beautifully chiselled torso out. She obviously was very attracted to me, but could not do anything about it because I was miming along to N.W.A's "Straight outta compton".
wow that was quite a debate there with mclaren and jeffers et al. I can't help but wander how life is going for the two of em, almost feel like I know them!
I wander what Chris Morris would make of the debate; probably best for both of them that he doesn't make his opinion felt. After all 'sticks and stones can break my bonest but words cause psycological harm' and if that's true Chris Morris's words cause total brain collapse
i think this mclaren see's himself as some kind of philosopher type. if chris morris seen this he would make him feel like more of a ponce than he actually is which id say is very hard indeed. "at least try and prove how people get over things" shut the fuck up you arsehole.
Why not take him on his offer. You are ademant, or maybe the other guy is, that people do get over things based on a saying. Just because Mclaren is on his own on this one, you think it is easy to disregard an offer for someone else.
Also, why are people so concerned about their own identity based on this clip. People here should drop the ego guarding and just enjoy the very short, funny clip.
what a fuckwit i am?when did i once say people get over things?i was illustrating how stupid you are after like a year of arguing with people the shit you seem to be coming out with is pathetic.you really do thing you are above everyone dont you.i just got over you calling me a fuckwit,it was hardbut i did it. and the the majority of people will get over the shit that is coming out of your mouth but you unfortunately will still be arguing with everyone 5 years down the line. get over it.
I laughed harder at the comments, but to be fair I have seen the sketch previously.
Aiden, if you've got Chris Morris in your ear, telling you what to type (similar to that taxi sketch) then tell him from me 'genius.' If not, and you're doing this off your own bat, then get help.
This always reminds me of that footage of Princess Di supposedly riding around on some blokes back- I often wondered if it was Chris Morris who did that
You call yourself English because you have identity issues amongst your collection.
People get over things all the time, Aiden. Rather than getting jealous about this ability you are lacking in (and then 'insulting' random people for being English), you should learn how to deal with it in a positive and healthy way. At least make an attempt. Make your mother proud! Be a credit to your family!
No, people don't always get over things because the media, certain groups try to remind people of silly things that are not worth remembering, rather than things that are worth it in order to learn from the past."learn to deal with it" is easier said than done and it is selfish to not consider that for others.
Also, identity is indeed flexible, vague. You could be of one nationality but base a bit of your identity on where you were brought up. Who you are is more complex than where you are from
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Careful, Mennella. You don't want the bullying braindead sheep here to congregate and mark you with disapproval by down-voting because you didn't comply with their childish dream-worlds.
I admit I didn't need to defend my ego in the first place with "???", but nor did the people here need to jump in and annoy me like the hypocrites they were/are.
Hahaha, dude, seriously, you're still pissed about a comment I made, literally about the year ago. I'd actually forgotten all about it, and had to go backwards through the hilarity that are all these comments to find that NINE MONTHS ago I mildly insulted you over the internet. I love that you're fragile enough to, not just remember it, but to also still be pissed off by it.
Shows how much truly important stuff there must be going on in your life right now.
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I am fragile. I'm not denying that. I am weak and I am nothing. I don't get over anything either.
But what makes you think you're different, eh?
You think you and these people here are tough? People here kept coming back to get into a pack to abuse me for some fun, as did you. We've all done this once in our lives because we are completely pathetic.
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What do you mean "what", mate? Did the blaring argument I had with people here slip your memory?
I tried to enjoy this video until someone came along to chastise me; not to mention the hordes of simpletons who decided now was their chance to annoy and feel "intelligent" as a result.
Did the blaring argument slip my mind? Yeah, it did. It's the internet, and it was nine months ago. I'm pretty sure that you're in the minority here for the remembering it.
Most normal people, you know, move from these things. I suggest you do the same.
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Yeah, I am in the minority because... I'M THE ONE WHO WAS MOBBED!
And if you're going to give me a lecture about how "normal" people move on from things that have hurt them, you've obviously never studied the mind of a human.
Mate, it's the internet, get over it. Go outside, enjoy your life, get a girlfriend of whatever, just... don't take everything so seriously. It's YouTube, everyone's rude to each other. It's seriously sounding like you've got some serious issues going on here, because pretty much everyone gets their arse kicked in an internet thread about something or other, but, you know what? Normal people just forget about it and move on.
I feel sorry for you man, seriously, just let it go
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I've got an idea for you!!!
Why don't...you tell everyone still hanging around this forum to "get over it"? Why are people still trying to vote me down after all this time? I mean you're spending so much time with me and all!
I don't take kindly to people who mob with sadistic intentions. I don't get over it; nor anything else that has hurt me over the years.
You want me to spill my secrets in some attempt to actually explain to you why I've stayed for so long?
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Yep! I'm going to keep coming back and back! How long will the hatred for me last I wonder?
By down-voting me, you're just inciting me to come back and back.
I think I actually do want to be put in my place. But you people certainly aren't doing that.
And in case anyone was wondering, I apologise for the England comments. I do not hate the English more than anyone else. I've been friends with people all around England.
Listen people that Aiden McLaren child, he's only 21, poor kid's never had sex.
If we have to understand him it's thus:
He masturbates constantly (like I needed to tell you that). He likes Dr Who. He's never even kissed a girl, let alone spoken to one. Oh yeah, and his mum makes him dress funny.
So, let's be magnanimous - let's just learn to laugh at him.
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You see...thick people are *bad* at arguing. They're too thick to realise they'll win trying to be intelligent; rather they think they win by some other petty method.
Kind of sounds like you idiots who can't argue...
And yes, you English are the morons of Europe. You're exactly the kind of people Morris bashes.
you're born in australia, doubtless have an aussie accent - then you're australian. have you backpacked around europe or worked in a pub in london while living in a flat with 2 bedrooms and 7 other aussies? that would seal it.
cant believe i've read all these comments. i'm going back to bed.
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I'm 2nd generation Australian and most of family is English...perhaps?
Actually, now that I think about it, why am I even apologetic towards you? Regardless of where you come from, you're all a bunch of children looking to justify your own stupid lives.
Yes, that means I'm saying the people who've voted me down and given me all these all these months are losers. Don't think you're not you guys...
We're all losers in life. I can admit it; why can't you?
I provide a service despatching stupid people for the things they're best at. Like winning arguments. Stupid people are great at winning arguments because they're too stupid to realize they've lost.
There is no winning of an argument. I'm just entertaining myself with your drivel. Sorry to disrupt your delusions of grandeur (also a Schizophrenic trait), but I'm certainly not trying to prove myself to you.
There are many meanings that could conveyed with, 'hence "???"'
If you are so worried about being misrepresented, you should have bloody well clarified yourself, and clarifying yourself isn't becoming hostile and telling someone to stop posting comments.
Grandeur as in believing people invest in your point of view. I really don't. Hence why I've lamed every single comment in your little skirmish with Jeffcakes.
Racism isn't dependant on who is saying it matey. It's a prejudice based on nationality. If I say all English people are lacking in intelligence, that is a racist statement.
Oh god I've fallen for your joke again, you made an unintelligent statement to call a nation unintelligent! You and your twisted humour! Golly.
Yeah it must be me because everyone else thinks you're just super right?
It's also nice to see you're now picking on semantics and their use in common parlance because you've got nothing else to say.
Do I need to explain why using a prejudice against a nation to make a point that they're intollerable is a retarded statement? You need to re-evaluate who's being stupid. The only stupidity I'm expressing is arguing with you, but I've actually got nothing better to do right now.
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You're an idiot, I've truly seen it now. "Super right"? I admitted it was only my opinion, and "prejudice" is irrelevant. Like everyone else, your opinions are also based on prejudice. Such is the nature of perceiving the nothingness of life....
Why do I think your country has a general state of unintelligence? The high quantity of hypocritical, self-righteous imposters and thugs annoying people speaks for itself...
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And the fact that a dickhead like you is willing enough to chastise a person for the most insignificant thing is tantamount to what you'll do to appease boredom, it's already happened on the "thick people" video. "???" must automatically mean to you that I don't understand the sketch. I am fully aware Chris Morris is trying to create an atmosphere in Jam. Have you looked at my profile and seen me favouritise the sketches?
If you think my original reply to your obscure comment is harsh, then no wonder you left the country.
Or maybe you have a habit of thinking the world is against you, and so perceive everything negatively, including an entire nation of people.
"super[,] right?"
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"And the fact that a dickhead like you is willing enough to chastise a person for the most insignificant thing is tantamount to what you'll do to appease boredom"
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Actually, I'm an Australian. All of my blood is nearly completely English.
You started, you liar. Don't give me this shit about "lighten up". Don't lump me with a paranoid schizophrenic when you were rude enough to say I was ignorant.
I don't care about your nationality or heritage to be honest. You are however acting very paranoid and do seem to exhibit the self-centric outlook of a schizophrenic.
My original reply was a round-about way of highlighting how bizzare some of Morrises work is, in response to a very obscure comment.
You failed to express yourself clearly.
You have taken this very personally, even as a personal attack.
You're the one that suggested schizophrenia. I was just agreeing with your self-diagnosis using the evidence available. The misunderstanding of the irony in your posts. The self-centric theme to this whole thing. The personal insults. The inability to express yourself. Wikipedia it!
"'???'...sorry that wasn't to your liking. Don't go out to be a nihilistic shithead, though."
Read this whole thread and see who's been hurling the personal attacks over something that wasn't to YOUR liking.
The reason I assumed you were from England is because you said you were English. A person with genes decended from recent Africa, who is born in America is an American, not an African.
Again you're getting all pissed off because you've again failed to express yourself clearly.
I eagerly await your next installment, and thanks for spending your personal time getting all worked up about me :)
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What the hell? I didn't get pissed off at that, you little turd.
We are not of any country if you want to look unreally at things. My ancestry is from England. Am I truly being "racist" then? Maybe I'm a self-hater...?
Wait a minute. I think I know this Aiden McLaren bloke. He used to hang around on the imdb Doctor Who boards saying things like he wanted to drop nuclear bombs on the US for their bad TV, and meaning it. He has serious mental health problems, as you've already worked out. Actually, I did end up feeling quite sorry for him and wanting to help him, there's a lot of mess in there... but it's difficult to help someone so blindly aggressive all the time.
Yes, you're absolutely right Aidan, I do apologise - it's a much more serious issue to accidentally get a letter wrong in someone's name than it is to be pathologically hostile towards complete strangers. By the way, how come you don't come round the Doctor Who boards to abuse people anymore?
I know it's a year later but... You've even spelled your own name wrong, from what I can tell. Generally names with "Mc" in them require a capitalised letter after them. ie McCarthy, McLaren etc. "Mc" is derived from "Mac", which is "the son of " in Irish (and maybe Scots) Gaelic.
The used this for the logo, didn't they? :) It's complete slapstick compared to the other sketches, but I was in hysterics when I saw it for the first time.
cuntylishus 6 months ago
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RetroBizarro 11 months ago
Honestly what's the point to these videos!? besides making me laugh maniacally :)
squidman6000 1 year ago
i like this mcleren fellow, he's got balls. balls of steel and an iron hide like a fast motorcycle.... or a giraffe, and giraffes are cool. so heres to you sir mcleren, two years and not once have you fallen to your weathered knees and accepted defeat, no you fight on thy holy fight you saint you martyr you devil you cheeky cheeky angel. what kind of creature are you? you beautiful thing, you dapper young chum you lovely golden holy saint, cheers from space you star! keep on keepin on never sway
thetum 1 year ago
i'll never look at the same way again....
thetum 1 year ago
WAT
JoeBarborak 1 year ago
so why does MY bumhole hurrt?
shittyshoebastard 1 year ago
This is awkward...
Like this time I was staying at a friend's and I was getting changed because she was "at her toilet". Then she walked in while I had my beautifully chiselled torso out. She obviously was very attracted to me, but could not do anything about it because I was miming along to N.W.A's "Straight outta compton".
Talk about awkward.
Wait, that isn't like this video at all.
revilo314 1 year ago
wow that was quite a debate there with mclaren and jeffers et al. I can't help but wander how life is going for the two of em, almost feel like I know them!
I wander what Chris Morris would make of the debate; probably best for both of them that he doesn't make his opinion felt. After all 'sticks and stones can break my bonest but words cause psycological harm' and if that's true Chris Morris's words cause total brain collapse
tomsito365 1 year ago
i dont get what happened in the vid =S
eveDjakku 1 year ago
@eveDjakku Two men took two pistols, aimed them up each other's arses, and fired. They were in considerable pain.
hotelmario510 10 months ago
class
jelfsy 1 year ago
nice 2 year long argument on here nice.
maxellHD 2 years ago
No it isn't.
timboslayer 1 year ago
Ted Nugent defo does this.
carbonarapadrino 2 years ago
tchuch!
fitterhappier22 2 years ago
I'd like to hear a pensioner describe this in detail.
KENKENNIFF 2 years ago 26
@KENKENNIFF A nice respectable ol' pensioner ey?, cunt!.
invertedchords 1 year ago
2 Men 1 Window.
1rishShaman 2 years ago 4
i think this mclaren see's himself as some kind of philosopher type. if chris morris seen this he would make him feel like more of a ponce than he actually is which id say is very hard indeed. "at least try and prove how people get over things" shut the fuck up you arsehole.
sellout87 2 years ago
Why not take him on his offer. You are ademant, or maybe the other guy is, that people do get over things based on a saying. Just because Mclaren is on his own on this one, you think it is easy to disregard an offer for someone else.
Also, why are people so concerned about their own identity based on this clip. People here should drop the ego guarding and just enjoy the very short, funny clip.
mennella2000 2 years ago
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What a fuckwit you are!
People do not get over things, and if you believe they do, you are a lying fucking idiot, you despicable sheepish cunt!
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
what a fuckwit i am?when did i once say people get over things?i was illustrating how stupid you are after like a year of arguing with people the shit you seem to be coming out with is pathetic.you really do thing you are above everyone dont you.i just got over you calling me a fuckwit,it was hardbut i did it. and the the majority of people will get over the shit that is coming out of your mouth but you unfortunately will still be arguing with everyone 5 years down the line. get over it.
sellout87 2 years ago
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I don't think I'm above others, I'm simply retaliating if you give me shit...which you have been doing for more than a year now.
Don't call me an arsehole when I'm defending myself.
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
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AndrewJimScott 2 years ago
no seriously, get over it chief.
giddyuplizard 2 years ago
@sellout87 you are a fuckwit
invertedchords 1 year ago
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At least try to prove how people "get over" things.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will cause me psychological damage.
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
Prove they don't.
giddyuplizard 2 years ago
I laughed harder at the comments, but to be fair I have seen the sketch previously.
Aiden, if you've got Chris Morris in your ear, telling you what to type (similar to that taxi sketch) then tell him from me 'genius.' If not, and you're doing this off your own bat, then get help.
Either way, thanks for the entertainment.
giddyuplizard 2 years ago
ok i so totally enjoyed the 1 year long arguement more than the actual video =D thats the most incredible thing i think ive ever read!
carlym1989 2 years ago 4
This always reminds me of that footage of Princess Di supposedly riding around on some blokes back- I often wondered if it was Chris Morris who did that
Xythantiops 2 years ago
did they just shoot each other in the ass?
quavercheese 2 years ago
I think so.
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
yes... though i would say they popped a cap in each other's ass
lepainiac 2 years ago
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OK, let me give you something to think about:
You idiots actually came into my profile and went through every favourite and voted any comment I had down.
You don't think for one second that was any less "retarded" than me having an argument that's lasted for a year?
Hypocrites abound.
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
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Bravo fuckwits like you all coming back and thinking you're somehow above me intellectually when it comes to arguments and fights.
You don't think for one second you're not stupid?
Yes, "?????????". COME ON, FUCKWITS!
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
It's not that we think we're above you, chief, more that you think you are below us. Ask your shrink about that one.
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AidanMclaren 2 years ago
You have more claim to being English than I do, guvnor. I can't believe you responded within 15 minutes. Awesome.
giddyuplizard 2 years ago
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Yes, and? I was just on youtube and I saw someone left some comments in the same old familiar place.
I am insecure! But...what makes you think you and the others here aren't?
There is a reason I didn't walk away from the rebuttal to my "???" comment.
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
That reason is because you are a fruit loop.
Free advice for Aiden: Get over it, it's just the internet. It doesn't really matter a great deal.
giddyuplizard 2 years ago
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Noone, and I mean...NOONE...gets over anything.
And if you think people get over things, you really are an idiot.
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
People get over things chief. I'm not an idiot. Maybe you'd prefer the phrase "learn to deal with it" then....
Here is an example, to provide some context:
You were born in Australia, so you are Australian, not English. Learn to deal with it.
giddyuplizard 2 years ago
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No, they don't get over things! You only think so because they don't tell you. They deal with it by invoking a superiorty complex.
I call myself "English" because I don't really identify myself with such a shallow culture.
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
You call yourself English because you have identity issues amongst your collection.
People get over things all the time, Aiden. Rather than getting jealous about this ability you are lacking in (and then 'insulting' random people for being English), you should learn how to deal with it in a positive and healthy way. At least make an attempt. Make your mother proud! Be a credit to your family!
giddyuplizard 2 years ago
Why are you lecturing me on how I should act when people have continuously come back here to goad me some more?
You...are a hypocrite. Little word of advice: Grow up. That goes for the rest of you here too.
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
No, people don't always get over things because the media, certain groups try to remind people of silly things that are not worth remembering, rather than things that are worth it in order to learn from the past."learn to deal with it" is easier said than done and it is selfish to not consider that for others.
Also, identity is indeed flexible, vague. You could be of one nationality but base a bit of your identity on where you were brought up. Who you are is more complex than where you are from
mennella2000 2 years ago
A lot of hate on so many levels. How would you know "people" get over things. Open your mind..because you are not an idiot.
mennella2000 2 years ago
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Careful, Mennella. You don't want the bullying braindead sheep here to congregate and mark you with disapproval by down-voting because you didn't comply with their childish dream-worlds.
I admit I didn't need to defend my ego in the first place with "???", but nor did the people here need to jump in and annoy me like the hypocrites they were/are.
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
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People actually went into my favourites and voted down every comment I had!
God, a lot of the English here love playing with someone who doesn't walk away from insults...
You don't think for a second they have insecurities, like me?
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
rofl
thefletchishere 2 years ago
the internet is better than my mother
omegakidd 2 years ago 3
haha i dont know which i enjoyed more the clip or the really retarded year-long arguement. I really really love youtube.
playerthe2nd 2 years ago 5
That's the best arguement I've seen on youtube yet. Bravo stupidity!
amilliondead 2 years ago
yes yes stupidity on the internet, youtube in particular really makes my heart sing.haha
IAmAMusicMaker 2 years ago
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Bravo, you're a fuckwit!
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
HAH! love a good gun show
DrJazzFunk 2 years ago
And I also loved how all of you went into my profile and voted me down in all my favourites.
Did you enjoy yourselves?
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
???
No1RobLoweFan 3 years ago 4
???
spittingimage4005 3 years ago 6
???
;)
onebottletop 3 years ago 2
What do you mean?
spittingimage4005 3 years ago
I thought you were poking fun at the "argument" that started over someone putting "???". My mistake :)
onebottletop 3 years ago
Nah.
I don't what your talking about.
I'm just confused
spittingimage4005 3 years ago
I see that now. As I said, my mistake.
onebottletop 3 years ago
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Oh! So they put it in, and they're understood; but when I put it in, I wasn't trying to be ironic.
Nevermind.
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
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Let me put it this way:
Why did you even vote down the people who've attacked me?
What makes you think you're better than them either?
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
Ah this made me literally snort with laughter, something I rarely do :)
cakeisamadeupdrug 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAH
tommehlol 3 years ago
lol the little short inbetween scenes clips in jam always make me laugh the most
lozzylor 3 years ago
I MISS BIG TRAIN
paquitomoralles 3 years ago
Opps Aidan, Not Aiden Sorry for the typo. Love you big guy X No.1
GoteeDevotee 3 years ago
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Looks like all you guys hate me enough to actually come back to this video and vote nearly all my comments down -6.
Interesting. Who are these nameless people who do this exactly?
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
No I love Aiden Mclaren, he's a top bloke. Worth every second, priceless.
No.1 you are Aiden. No.1
GoteeDevotee 3 years ago
Aidan Mclaren - The world's next high school serial killer.
Never before in the field of YouTube have so many "down votes" meant so much to such a bell end.
Spinelessandsublime 3 years ago 3
Yes, it does seem very pathetic I'm getting hurt over down-votes. This "bell-end" and all...
But I guess that's because I don't pretend I'm not hurt. Unlike you people...
Nice inaccurate prediction there! Considering I'm 22 and no longer go to school.
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
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Spinlessandsublime - Simpleton in search of someone to justify his own pathetic self.
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
Hahaha, dude, seriously, you're still pissed about a comment I made, literally about the year ago. I'd actually forgotten all about it, and had to go backwards through the hilarity that are all these comments to find that NINE MONTHS ago I mildly insulted you over the internet. I love that you're fragile enough to, not just remember it, but to also still be pissed off by it.
Shows how much truly important stuff there must be going on in your life right now.
Spinelessandsublime 2 years ago
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I am fragile. I'm not denying that. I am weak and I am nothing. I don't get over anything either.
But what makes you think you're different, eh?
You think you and these people here are tough? People here kept coming back to get into a pack to abuse me for some fun, as did you. We've all done this once in our lives because we are completely pathetic.
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
Wha?
I have no idea who you are. I didn't get into any sort of pack with anyone. Just calm down and enjoy the funny video.
Spinelessandsublime 2 years ago 4
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What do you mean "what", mate? Did the blaring argument I had with people here slip your memory?
I tried to enjoy this video until someone came along to chastise me; not to mention the hordes of simpletons who decided now was their chance to annoy and feel "intelligent" as a result.
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
Did the blaring argument slip my mind? Yeah, it did. It's the internet, and it was nine months ago. I'm pretty sure that you're in the minority here for the remembering it.
Most normal people, you know, move from these things. I suggest you do the same.
Spinelessandsublime 2 years ago 2
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Yeah, I am in the minority because... I'M THE ONE WHO WAS MOBBED!
And if you're going to give me a lecture about how "normal" people move on from things that have hurt them, you've obviously never studied the mind of a human.
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
This is so silly.
Mate, it's the internet, get over it. Go outside, enjoy your life, get a girlfriend of whatever, just... don't take everything so seriously. It's YouTube, everyone's rude to each other. It's seriously sounding like you've got some serious issues going on here, because pretty much everyone gets their arse kicked in an internet thread about something or other, but, you know what? Normal people just forget about it and move on.
I feel sorry for you man, seriously, just let it go
Spinelessandsublime 2 years ago 16
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I've got an idea for you!!!
Why don't...you tell everyone still hanging around this forum to "get over it"? Why are people still trying to vote me down after all this time? I mean you're spending so much time with me and all!
I don't take kindly to people who mob with sadistic intentions. I don't get over it; nor anything else that has hurt me over the years.
You want me to spill my secrets in some attempt to actually explain to you why I've stayed for so long?
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
@Spinelessandsublime
I agreed with you until you said "normal". Ego comparing are we? Quite mean of you to say.
MothRoom 10 months ago
I fail to see how someone can get quite so worked up over someone at a computer replying to your Youtube comment.
cmcbride 3 years ago 3
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I'm just like that, I guess.
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
I can do it. It's because there isn't anyone to argue with round here. I need to argue more.
Spacecatforty2 3 years ago
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One word for you: Hypocrite.
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
Just watch him come back on that one...
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo
GoteeDevotee 3 years ago
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Yep! I'm going to keep coming back and back! How long will the hatred for me last I wonder?
By down-voting me, you're just inciting me to come back and back.
I think I actually do want to be put in my place. But you people certainly aren't doing that.
And in case anyone was wondering, I apologise for the England comments. I do not hate the English more than anyone else. I've been friends with people all around England.
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
Listen people that Aiden McLaren child, he's only 21, poor kid's never had sex.
If we have to understand him it's thus:
He masturbates constantly (like I needed to tell you that). He likes Dr Who. He's never even kissed a girl, let alone spoken to one. Oh yeah, and his mum makes him dress funny.
So, let's be magnanimous - let's just learn to laugh at him.
Sad little boy. Pathetic little child.
GoteeDevotee 3 years ago 2
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FINALLY! At least one of you comes out...
I'm not a Dr.Who fan. I don't where you got that idea. You *can* learn to laugh at me! I am a joke!
But what makes you think you're not?
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
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I feel compelled to comeback just to prove a point. You're not letting me go by continuing to down-vote every comment I make.
So, to the cowards hiding behind votes: What makes you think you're not absolute jokes?
You're not very intelligent to actually keep coming back to the video to down-vote me. It just proves my point you've got something to hide.
What was it? The comments about England? I actually want to know. Or are you going to keep on being pathetic and not answer me?
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
I'm a paranoid schizophrenic - I can't understand either of you. That must be my grandeur.
GoteeDevotee 3 years ago 2
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Don't understand me then.
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
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Why am I responding anymore? You're not going to stop being fuckwits.
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
fuck off then you fuckin retard
onemadcIucker 3 years ago
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You know, this isn't going to make me go away. It's just going to incite me further.
So you idiots really do want someone to project your weaknesses on?
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
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You annoyed me; I'll annoy you back.
Looks like I've done a good job. Down-votes for "pessimism" and "racism".
I may be pathetic...but what makes you think you aren't?
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
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You see...thick people are *bad* at arguing. They're too thick to realise they'll win trying to be intelligent; rather they think they win by some other petty method.
Kind of sounds like you idiots who can't argue...
And yes, you English are the morons of Europe. You're exactly the kind of people Morris bashes.
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
You talk lots but without actually saying anything.
duncabbin 3 years ago
the English are the morons of Europe? That's a rather moronic statement in itself. I suppose Australians are the morons of the world then.
cakeisamadeupdrug 3 years ago
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That's alright.
I'm in no sense patriotic about my own country. In fact, I'm only second-generation Australian. I am English.
It was nothing personal, you understand. It was an attack against the people who mobbed me; knowing full well they were English.
So yes, don't take it to heart.
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
you're born in australia, doubtless have an aussie accent - then you're australian. have you backpacked around europe or worked in a pub in london while living in a flat with 2 bedrooms and 7 other aussies? that would seal it.
cant believe i've read all these comments. i'm going back to bed.
3rduncle 3 years ago
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I'm 2nd generation Australian and most of family is English...perhaps?
Actually, now that I think about it, why am I even apologetic towards you? Regardless of where you come from, you're all a bunch of children looking to justify your own stupid lives.
Yes, that means I'm saying the people who've voted me down and given me all these all these months are losers. Don't think you're not you guys...
We're all losers in life. I can admit it; why can't you?
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
im pissing.genious go go
drklgjdio 3 years ago
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All you idiots have is down-votes.
I don't blame you - you've got nothing else.
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
seriously? fuck me...you're an absolute joke. Stop breathing my oxygen you bent ref.
karledge26 3 years ago 4
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You're all so pathetic. You couldn't leave me alone for "???", could you?
"Your" oxygen? OK...idiot. Yeah, I know it was you who just did that down-vote.
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
I provide a service despatching stupid people for the things they're best at. Like winning arguments. Stupid people are great at winning arguments because they're too stupid to realize they've lost.
masbrey 3 years ago 12
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That's a good observation; for an idiot.
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
You also seem devastated at the idea someone you don't even know might accuse you of not understanding the humour in the sketch depicted.
It's all very telling in a sort of Freudian way isn't it :D
JeefCakes 3 years ago
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What?! Only in your deluded dream-world.
The humour was that it is random, hence "???".
Anything to win an argument...
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
There is no winning of an argument. I'm just entertaining myself with your drivel. Sorry to disrupt your delusions of grandeur (also a Schizophrenic trait), but I'm certainly not trying to prove myself to you.
There are many meanings that could conveyed with, 'hence "???"'
If you are so worried about being misrepresented, you should have bloody well clarified yourself, and clarifying yourself isn't becoming hostile and telling someone to stop posting comments.
I bet you're a real hoot.
JeefCakes 3 years ago
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"Delusions of grandeur"? You stupid moron. Grandeur of what in particular?
I know you're not trying to prove yourself to me, only be an annoying little child.
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
Grandeur as in believing people invest in your point of view. I really don't. Hence why I've lamed every single comment in your little skirmish with Jeffcakes.
norsef 3 years ago
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That isn't "grandeur", that really isn't anything.
You "lame" because you are a pathetic person who can't argue.
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
???
AidanMclaren 4 years ago 3
What?
The tags contain Chris and Morris, and yet you don't understand the video?
JeefCakes 3 years ago
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Uh...
Don't talk again...
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
Uh...
Don't bark orders at me.
JeefCakes 3 years ago
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Well obviously you fail miserably with intelligence not to pick up I understood the strangness is a part of Chris Morris.
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
Well obviously you fail miserably at seeing the jest and humour in my initial reply.
It's hardly as ambiguous as '???' now is it?
LAUGH AT YOURSELF
JeefCakes 3 years ago
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I'll rather be laughing at you English being intolerable idiots.
That was not humour in the first comment, that was some attempt at being insulting, which you English like to be very much.
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
LOL nice joke. I like how you use use racism to label an entire nation as intolerable and insulting!
And all this time I thought you were just being a goliath of a cock :D
JeefCakes 3 years ago
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Racism? You are priceless, you fool. I am as English as they come.
The majority of you are, in my opinion, lacking in intelligence.
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
Racism isn't dependant on who is saying it matey. It's a prejudice based on nationality. If I say all English people are lacking in intelligence, that is a racist statement.
Oh god I've fallen for your joke again, you made an unintelligent statement to call a nation unintelligent! You and your twisted humour! Golly.
JeefCakes 3 years ago
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Bloody hell, you're so stupid! It wasn't racism anymore than an attack on your country. Am I insulting your skin colour and genes, genius?
Yes, we know it's you who's voting me down, halfwit.
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
Yeah it must be me because everyone else thinks you're just super right?
It's also nice to see you're now picking on semantics and their use in common parlance because you've got nothing else to say.
Do I need to explain why using a prejudice against a nation to make a point that they're intollerable is a retarded statement? You need to re-evaluate who's being stupid. The only stupidity I'm expressing is arguing with you, but I've actually got nothing better to do right now.
JeefCakes 3 years ago
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You're an idiot, I've truly seen it now. "Super right"? I admitted it was only my opinion, and "prejudice" is irrelevant. Like everyone else, your opinions are also based on prejudice. Such is the nature of perceiving the nothingness of life....
Why do I think your country has a general state of unintelligence? The high quantity of hypocritical, self-righteous imposters and thugs annoying people speaks for itself...
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
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And the fact that a dickhead like you is willing enough to chastise a person for the most insignificant thing is tantamount to what you'll do to appease boredom, it's already happened on the "thick people" video. "???" must automatically mean to you that I don't understand the sketch. I am fully aware Chris Morris is trying to create an atmosphere in Jam. Have you looked at my profile and seen me favouritise the sketches?
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
If you think my original reply to your obscure comment is harsh, then no wonder you left the country.
Or maybe you have a habit of thinking the world is against you, and so perceive everything negatively, including an entire nation of people.
"super[,] right?"
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"And the fact that a dickhead like you is willing enough to chastise a person for the most insignificant thing is tantamount to what you'll do to appease boredom"
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Either way you fail to understand irony.
Lighten up
JeefCakes 3 years ago
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Actually, I'm an Australian. All of my blood is nearly completely English.
You started, you liar. Don't give me this shit about "lighten up". Don't lump me with a paranoid schizophrenic when you were rude enough to say I was ignorant.
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
I don't care about your nationality or heritage to be honest. You are however acting very paranoid and do seem to exhibit the self-centric outlook of a schizophrenic.
My original reply was a round-about way of highlighting how bizzare some of Morrises work is, in response to a very obscure comment.
You failed to express yourself clearly.
You have taken this very personally, even as a personal attack.
You fail to see irony in your posts.
These are all traits of paranoid schizophrenia ;)
JeefCakes 3 years ago
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You begun with "you left the country", can't I tell you now without you telling me "I don't care"?
"???"...sorry that wasn't to your liking. Don't go out to be a nihilistic shithead, though.
Now you're starting it again with "You're schizophrenic". How else does a normal person supposed to take this comment?
I'm a schizophrenic? You're a borderline mentally retarded idiot. It balances itself out then, doesn't it?
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
You're the one that suggested schizophrenia. I was just agreeing with your self-diagnosis using the evidence available. The misunderstanding of the irony in your posts. The self-centric theme to this whole thing. The personal insults. The inability to express yourself. Wikipedia it!
"'???'...sorry that wasn't to your liking. Don't go out to be a nihilistic shithead, though."
Read this whole thread and see who's been hurling the personal attacks over something that wasn't to YOUR liking.
JeefCakes 3 years ago
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Actually, I didn't. I said don't label me with a paranoid schizophrenic, and you turned that into an argument!
You hurled one first with the comment "You don't understand"?
No more of this, please.
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
The reason I assumed you were from England is because you said you were English. A person with genes decended from recent Africa, who is born in America is an American, not an African.
Again you're getting all pissed off because you've again failed to express yourself clearly.
I eagerly await your next installment, and thanks for spending your personal time getting all worked up about me :)
JeefCakes 3 years ago
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What the hell? I didn't get pissed off at that, you little turd.
We are not of any country if you want to look unreally at things. My ancestry is from England. Am I truly being "racist" then? Maybe I'm a self-hater...?
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
Wait a minute. I think I know this Aiden McLaren bloke. He used to hang around on the imdb Doctor Who boards saying things like he wanted to drop nuclear bombs on the US for their bad TV, and meaning it. He has serious mental health problems, as you've already worked out. Actually, I did end up feeling quite sorry for him and wanting to help him, there's a lot of mess in there... but it's difficult to help someone so blindly aggressive all the time.
MrSirMrSirMr 3 years ago
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Not as mentally unhealthy as misspelling a name that is right in front of your face!
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
Yes, you're absolutely right Aidan, I do apologise - it's a much more serious issue to accidentally get a letter wrong in someone's name than it is to be pathologically hostile towards complete strangers. By the way, how come you don't come round the Doctor Who boards to abuse people anymore?
MrSirMrSirMr 3 years ago 5
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If you notice something...it's usually yourselves that get hostile first.
I'm a bomb that you press; that a bomb that is ticking away.
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
Perhaps you mistake hostility for simple disagreement.
It's not good to be a bomb. Try being a human being.
MrSirMrSirMr 3 years ago 3
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Being a human being isn't necessarily good.
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
Well, that's true... but being a bomb is surely never good. There are human beings and there are human beings, we have a choice.
MrSirMrSirMr 3 years ago 2
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We don't really have a "choice" on who we become.
Apologies. I hope this discussion is over now between you and me, people.
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
you sound like an absolute shrub rocketeer.
karledge26 3 years ago 7
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You sound like an absolute idiot who can't insult.
That's because you are!
AidanMclaren 3 years ago
I know it's a year later but... You've even spelled your own name wrong, from what I can tell. Generally names with "Mc" in them require a capitalised letter after them. ie McCarthy, McLaren etc. "Mc" is derived from "Mac", which is "the son of " in Irish (and maybe Scots) Gaelic.
Just thought I'd put that out there.
TehBuhmDiggeee 2 years ago
Just thought I'd put in that you're pathetic and weak. Why? You're still trying to insult me after all this time!
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
Ha ha ha! The hell?
Kainlarsen 4 years ago
I hear Ted Nugent does this
paulsmartialarts 4 years ago
lol , thats one of the funniest things ever
number901 4 years ago