i don't know whether i love having her as my patron or whether i'm scared asdfghfghgh but no this song fits her so well....it fits the picture too AAH
@HyperDriveSlash And also a troll. And was also once something that almost entirely resembled a caterpillar. How do you know that trolls have the same lifespan/maturity age as humans?
@HyperDriveSlash That's not what I'm saying. I'm not doubting that she's 13 human years old. What I'm saying is, maybe trolls reach maturity at the age of 5, who knows?
This is the song that will play when Vriska flies out of the dream bubble on the ghost pogo ride with the jetpack strapped to her back, does an acrobatic fucking pirouette, and spinning kicks Jack right in the fucking face so hard that Spades Slick and Alpha Jack feel the impact as well. Yeah!!!!!!!!
@doomsdayDapifer That wold be amazing. It's too bad I'm still a beginner on guitar and have no chance of learning this anytime soon, or else I would try to arrange something... orz But now I have motivation! To practice- AWAAAAY
I have to say. My sister is a scorpio (she introduced me to homestuck) And it's amazing how she is a lot like Vriska. Going from being a total bitch to being INCREDI8LE 8ADASS!!!!!!!! Are all scorpios like that or what?
It's these times that I wish I was a Scorpio. I'm a Leo myself so I'm with Nepeta I guess. She's fine but I just don't like her music. VRISKA'S on the other hand...
@undeadPunchmaster Bitch she may be, but feeding other trolls to her lusus was not her fault. She had no choice, it would have eaten her if she didn't, which is probably part of the reason why she is the way she is. But regardless of opinions about her character, she does have AWESOME theme music.
@wakkanda When I read the comment in the inbox, I was like: .... What'd I say..? When I checked, I realized you meant I was a Scorpio, and Vriska is a bitch. lololol
Her OST balances out my like and hate for Vriska. Because of the stuff she did (Killing Tav, Paralyzing Tav, Using Tav's mind to blind Terezi, feeding young trolls to her lusus, being a huge 8itch in general) I hate her. But her OST, I like her. BALANCE MAN. mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClEs. (Btw I'm capricorn)
I was really disappointed to not see a Karkat song in this album. He's a really good leader and a person. He's more human than most of the trolls, which is why his blood is candy red. I think he deserves a badass theme.
I noticed it got really boring in Part 2. Hussie doesn't have a good job of explaining things, so I'm left with Dave going in some temple and Terezi sending him pictures of dancing. There needs to be a lot more narration, but this is a comic. Even though, I've read plenty of comics but this one really needs to explain more. Karkat is my favorite character and now they're getting into his ancestry, which I'm getting interested in.
@232mumboy Ah, I can see what you mean.. but maybe since the eye is half closed, you only see half of the pupil, thus only three smaller ones. I think there can still fit three others of 'em on the other side.
So... 13 years... which is 6 sweeps for trolls... kthanks ppl.
ALEXhatena 15 hours ago
So, practically this is a theme for a age 6 character?
ALEXhatena 1 day ago
@ALEXhatena Yes, but 6 sweeps, not 6 years.
Sarkavonsy 20 hours ago
@ALEXhatena 6 sweeps old, not 6 years, 6 sweeps is equal to 13 years Earth time.
Gooza3 18 hours ago
uHHH, I kINDA hATE aDMITTING iM a tAURUS bECAUSE iT fITS mE tO we'll...
siliconspark 1 week ago
i don't know whether i love having her as my patron or whether i'm scared asdfghfghgh but no this song fits her so well....it fits the picture too AAH
skepsie 1 week ago
Damn, Vriska is damned sexy in that cover... And the song is pretty sexy too. ;;;;D
theguycalledchris 2 weeks ago
@theguycalledchris ..... she's 13.
HyperDriveSlash 1 week ago
@HyperDriveSlash And also a troll. And was also once something that almost entirely resembled a caterpillar. How do you know that trolls have the same lifespan/maturity age as humans?
theguycalledchris 1 week ago
@theguycalledchris Technically, she's somewhere around six, six-and-a-half.
marcusdranz 1 week ago
She is 6 solar sweeps.
RetardedAnime 1 week ago
@theguycalledchris because.. 6 sweeps, Andrew himself said that, 6 sweeps is roughly 13 years.
HyperDriveSlash 1 week ago 5
@HyperDriveSlash That's not what I'm saying. I'm not doubting that she's 13 human years old. What I'm saying is, maybe trolls reach maturity at the age of 5, who knows?
theguycalledchris 1 week ago 3
your forgetting about the ancestors
RetardedAnime 1 week ago
Whiile ii thiink that my patron troll ii2 awe2ome, Vrii2ka2 theme ii2 ju2t plaiin bada22
Areesaw 2 weeks ago
why is this not number 8 on the album?
Nerinai 2 weeks ago
why is this linked to "Gym Battle vs. Turkey" :I
CaptGiraffe 2 weeks ago
Proud to be a Scorpio- even though Vriska's a 8ig 8itch
DeidaraIsHot154 3 weeks ago 2
@DeidaraIsHot154 Same XD
MarziMadness 2 weeks ago
:33<*while TB thinks being a leo is just purrfect,sometimes she wishes she was a scorpio because vriska's songs are just so cool~
:33
xxbeinaxx 3 weeks ago
god damn all of vriska's songs are sexy
plushrumpqueen 3 weeks ago
All of the patron troll pride. All of it.
Topazpearl 3 weeks ago
i haven't stopped believing that this song will be on a flash on day.
it will be vriska driving a motorbike, and she has briska sitting on her laps, shouting "look, Terezi, i have found me a new scourge sister!!!!!!!!
the rest of the flash will consist of vriska and briska chasing john across the battlefield
DerDenning 4 weeks ago
oh yeah I can play a spy guitar thing on my saxaphone!!!!! rocking the world of jazzey spies
THEBIGBANGTWO 1 month ago
**Cuts 38 people** I WARNED YOU D:<
Meep1111 1 month ago 13
@Meep1111 HE TOLD YOU DOG
1TravellingJack1 1 month ago
Dang, She's Pretty Sexy In This Picture.
BerserkArcher 1 month ago 7
I'm still not sure what to think about having Vriska as my patron troll... but at least I know her songs are awesome! :::;)
ElectraTokiwaFR 1 month ago
@ElectraTokiwaFR It means you are a lucky bastard and now we must commence with the highest of virtual Scorpio fives.
FrostFoxChick 4 weeks ago
@FrostFoxChick Lol, alright. *Commences with the highest of virtual Scorpio fives.* :p
ElectraTokiwaFR 4 weeks ago
@ElectraTokiwaFR *DUNUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN*
FrostFoxChick 4 weeks ago
Tavros
your legs disliked this
WHY
gaaragirlgo98 1 month ago 17
Hahahahahahahaha, all you 8oring losers will never have a sign as cool as mine. :::;)
TheFloopBloop 1 month ago
THERE ARE SO MANY TYPING STYLES ALL OVER THIS PAGE
GODDAMNIT
SnowKitzMuhahaha 1 month ago 2
@SnowKitzMuhahaha 2iimmer down, kk. we're ju2t tryiing two have 2ome fun
forte8910 3 weeks ago
Treacherous. Murderous. Manipulative. Cruel. Crazy. Sexy. Awesome. Vriska.
Best troll, no contest.
AnarchyandHedonism 1 month ago 8
Blu)(, wis)( my patron troll was Viska, Feferi seems wort)(less to me.
MrSpamcool 1 month ago
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ArShProductions 1 month ago
HaHa, YeAh, ScOrPiO's GeT tHe CoOlEsT sIgNs MaN.
cApRiCoRn HeRe.
just don't PISS ME OFF.
dentrag 1 month ago 5
This is the song that will play when Vriska flies out of the dream bubble on the ghost pogo ride with the jetpack strapped to her back, does an acrobatic fucking pirouette, and spinning kicks Jack right in the fucking face so hard that Spades Slick and Alpha Jack feel the impact as well. Yeah!!!!!!!!
dccmpbll 1 month ago 2
:33< very interesting and saucy song!
MsKurokitsune 1 month ago in playlist homestuck soundtrack
evven though i lovve my sign to pieces, i sometimes wwish i wwas a scorpio just to havve vvris as my patron.
oh wwell. eridan is cool, too.
pugarifficPichu101 1 month ago 2
IM A CANCER BUT ILL BE DAMMED IF I DIDNT LIKE EVERY SONG RELATED TO VRISKA!
Elementari13 1 month ago
D--> I wish I was a Scorpio :'(
D--> I got stuck with a different one, sux
grimtrigger69 1 month ago in playlist Homestuck Mix n' Match 2
@breadbug240 word, my brother. I love her outer appearance badassness.
Jim12148 1 month ago
DAT BRASS
LckeStudios 1 month ago
Vriska, you so sexy.
StevenDefoe8 2 months ago
@StevenDefoe8
SIX SWEEPS DUDE
Nah jk she is sexy isn't she?
Breadbug240 2 months ago
Omg.....just. YES. I fuckin LOVE IT.
LAYADR 2 months ago
This song is so badass
Reminds me of Team fortress...WITH ROCK!
AbbiXIII 2 months ago
Vriska's songs are the best.
SandwichTits 2 months ago
404 ERROR: DISLIKES NOT FOUND.
If this get thumbs up I swear I will track you down and cut you D:<
Meep1111 2 months ago 109
@Meep1111 I thumbed this up. Come find me and cut me h444444444rrd.
Kiriain 1 month ago
@Meep1111 <3
MrDerpbag 3 weeks ago
@Meep1111 ,So.. If I vote your comment (Or vid?) up, you'll come and cut me? :v
LeDanishDude 2 days ago
@Meep1111 Reverse psychology, I see.
EmmyBea 1 day ago
@EmmyBea No, I just hate thumbs up whores... So I don't want to be one.
Meep1111 1 day ago
I love how its kind of in the style of the spiderman theme towards the end.
PanickBox 3 months ago
I don't really favor Vriska, but I guess a badass bitch is okay in controlled doses.
And,
I love electric guitar. Fuck.
Emilyyy1275 3 months ago
There is nothing about this song that isn't sexy.
TheShieldsMD 3 months ago 3
I am going to learn to play this on guitar, cosplay vriska, and own the HELL out of my next con.
NyakuneYami 3 months ago 110
@NyakuneYami
Don't forget to wear the 6-dot contact lens ::::)
anonomous1324 2 months ago
@anonomous1324 I certainly will if I can get my hands on any! >A<;;
NyakuneYami 2 months ago
@NyakuneYami I've learned the trumpet part. c: If I knew you/which con you are going to, we could be the epicest Homestucks ever.
doomsdayDapifer 1 month ago in playlist Homestuck Music
@doomsdayDapifer That wold be amazing. It's too bad I'm still a beginner on guitar and have no chance of learning this anytime soon, or else I would try to arrange something... orz But now I have motivation! To practice- AWAAAAY
NyakuneYami 1 month ago
@NyakuneYami I would pay money to see this.
Minish23 1 month ago
@NyakuneYami Bonus points if you actually do it.
fault3k 1 month ago
@fault3k Oh, I plan to one day.
I have ALL the plans.
all of them.
(That was practice right there, bee tee dubs.)
NyakuneYami 1 month ago
@NyakuneYami Okay okay ^^;
fault3k 1 month ago
@NyakuneYami you gotta get a few to play trumpet as well
maybe somebody that can make a walking drum set as well
then you people will truly be bringing "epic" back
noahx44 2 weeks ago in playlist Homestuck Soundtrack
@noahx44 That would be beyond spectacular. I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
NyakuneYami 2 weeks ago
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jelliclestar 3 months ago
I have to say. My sister is a scorpio (she introduced me to homestuck) And it's amazing how she is a lot like Vriska. Going from being a total bitch to being INCREDI8LE 8ADASS!!!!!!!! Are all scorpios like that or what?
KireIkasu 3 months ago
@KireIkasu yes, all scorpios are like that.
RainbowDashPegasuss 3 months ago
exc+use me i just im+preg+nat+ed my com+pu+ter
grimreapling7 3 months ago
I lovve this song! So awwesome!
bionicdragon5 3 months ago
So I've found that in Homestuck music, Vriska is almost always represented with electric guitar.
I'm pretty 0kay with this.
YourEveryDayMiracle 3 months ago 5
epic song
ssalgnod123 3 months ago
Picture doesn't match with the rock song.
801Milcah 3 months ago
Fuck every other song. This is the best.
h3llb0yn3cr0 3 months ago
While I do think Vriska got her just desserts, I do love her, so much! <3
darkseraph2009 3 months ago
HOLY SHIT
THIS BITCH GOT SOME SWAG.
Nazuroku 3 months ago in playlist ILL BEATS 6
@Nazuroku Thank you, Karkat ;;;;D
I really do.
PortalShy 3 months ago
I usually don't listen to metal music.
But when I do, I listen to this.
SteamBirds 3 months ago
8itch or not, Vriska's hot.
That's all there is to say on the matter.
raiu632 3 months ago in playlist Homestuck Vol.7 - At The Price of Oblivion 4
@raiu632 She's also 6/13.
Penningtontj 3 months ago
i may hate that bluh bluh huge bitch, but she has some sweet themes
forte8910 3 months ago in playlist Homestuck
@forte8910 PSYCHE gah, confound her intricate character development making me flip between red and black for her!
forte8910 3 months ago in playlist Homestuck
Sexy bitch 8luh 8luh
stopeatingthepizza 3 months ago
Huge bitch.
Ottrond 4 months ago
Fucking Metal.
MrJakeTerror 4 months ago
Why can't she be my patron troll...
DaVinci5006 4 months ago
@DaVinci5006
Im Born 2 days before that´d happened. I feel half scorpio, half libra this way.. I think I am awesome for still keeping my sanity here
DerDenning 3 months ago
@DerDenning You could say that your...*shades*...balancing act really...*doubleshades*...stings, huh?
darkseraph2009 3 months ago
@darkseraph2009 I guess if you were... Nope don't get it.
elronman 3 months ago
@elronman Aww...Cause Half Scorpio, thus the stinging, and half libra, which is a set of scales, used by balancing the arms. :(
darkseraph2009 3 months ago
@darkseraph2009
A scorpion without scales would also be kinda weird, i guess
DerDenning 3 months ago
@DerDenning hahahah
darkseraph2009 3 months ago
I'm proud to be a virgo and have Kanaya as my patron troll, but damn do I love Vriska. <33333333
anikiani101 4 months ago in playlist Homestuck Soundtrack
I hate Vriska so much but I'm just sort of drawn to her character.
FUCKING SOCIOPATHIC HIGHBLOOD.
PokeyMeansBusiness 4 months ago
Kick-ass theme for the hottest troll. >::::D
raiu632 4 months ago in playlist Homestuck Alterniabound 5
@raiu632 BROFIST
turnteckGodhate 4 months ago 3
@turnteckGodhate BROFIST RETURNED.
raiu632 4 months ago 2
It's these times that I wish I was a Scorpio. I'm a Leo myself so I'm with Nepeta I guess. She's fine but I just don't like her music. VRISKA'S on the other hand...
SonicSpecter11 4 months ago
fucking awesome
TheZombieMasterr 4 months ago
Song is 2:48. 2x4=8 thats 8east!!!!!!!!
kneji 4 months ago 118
@kneji And yet, it's the seventh song in the album.
Jericut 4 months ago
@Jericut Lol Dave put it there. He said it'd be ironic.
kneji 4 months ago 4
@kneji 2·4·8 is eight eights.
Foxsacu 2 months ago
@Foxsacu tHAT'S (2X4)X8
yOU KINDA, MADE THAT BETTER,
aLSO, I HEARD A BIT OF mEgAlOvAnIa IN THIS,
SO THAT'S COOL,,,
YumilX2 1 month ago
@undeadPunchmaster Bitch she may be, but feeding other trolls to her lusus was not her fault. She had no choice, it would have eaten her if she didn't, which is probably part of the reason why she is the way she is. But regardless of opinions about her character, she does have AWESOME theme music.
DoodlezNStuff 4 months ago
This song is sexy.
Moonlitbutterfly117 4 months ago
As much of a bitch Vriska is, she probably has the best songs. :p I think she's actually my favorite troll. XD
4thDimensionOfArt 4 months ago
Vriska's my ascending sign and tavros is my patron troll ;A;
Taurusbee 4 months ago 2
I'm so glad to be a Scorpio..... ;Hugged herself.; ...;u;
Bitch or not. I love Vriska.
TheSmirkingHatter 4 months ago 93
@TheSmirkingHatter you're a huge bitch..
wakkanda 2 months ago
@wakkanda When I read the comment in the inbox, I was like: .... What'd I say..? When I checked, I realized you meant I was a Scorpio, and Vriska is a bitch. lololol
TheSmirkingHatter 2 months ago
@TheSmirkingHatter word to this mate!
trippinxtremezebra 2 months ago
Her OST balances out my like and hate for Vriska. Because of the stuff she did (Killing Tav, Paralyzing Tav, Using Tav's mind to blind Terezi, feeding young trolls to her lusus, being a huge 8itch in general) I hate her. But her OST, I like her. BALANCE MAN. mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClEs. (Btw I'm capricorn)
undeadPunchmaster 4 months ago
It's sad she's dead.
chicken7895 5 months ago
Long life to the Scorpios!
Aliquantisper 5 months ago
i'm a cancer, but god she makes me wish i was a scorpio.
mischiefinmonochrome 5 months ago 4
Even in Death, Spider8reath
::::)
Someone here needs a tic-tac
Kaern15 5 months ago 2
*wipes tear* So happy to be Scorpio.
frozndemonkurai 5 months ago
:33 <*ac thinks arguing about the best starsign is silly, because it's so purrfectly clear that LEO is the best!*
Shiggityshiggtyschwa 5 months ago 4
@Shiggityshiggtyschwa
AwW, aLl ThE sTaRsIgNs ArE aWeSoMe In ThEiR oWn MoThErFuCkIn WaYs.
...
but capricorn motherfuckin destroys all you motherfuckers.
HONK. :o)
DaftPon3 4 months ago 2
us scorpios, huh?
us scorpios.
PyocolaAnalogue 5 months ago
This is why Vriska is my favorite troll. Sure, she's done bitchy things before, but it was only out of necessity AND SHE'S SUCH A BAD ASS! >:D
Either way, this would be a great theme song.
qwertyqeys 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
and this why scorpios are better than all the other signs~
epoose 5 months ago
Thumbs up if you think Andrew should put up these songs on RBN:
-This song
-Chaotic Strength
-And the Strife! album
Zuxtron 5 months ago 3
@Zuxtron Oh and Killed by Br8k Spider too
Zuxtron 5 months ago
Vriska would end up my kismessis. >:(
BlackButlerFan 5 months ago
@BlackButlerFan You'd end up her spider chow, bucko.
Penningtontj 5 months ago
@Penningtontj
I know I would. ._. It'd be aaaaaaaaaaaaall worth it. (My luck we'd be friends. ._.)
BlackButlerFan 5 months ago
Vriska's my patron troll in more than one way, for we share:
hairstyles
favorite bug
favorite number
favorite color
personality
zodiac sign
NaraNaraJapan 5 months ago 2
@NaraNaraJapan
Personality?
So you're a bitch? *trollface.jpg*
BlueBoyX4 5 months ago
@NaraNaraJapan Spiders aren't bugs *shot*
chloroplastExile 5 months ago
@chloroplastExile Not necessarily. Bugs are defined as an insect or insect-like invertebrate. Arachnids are insect like invertebrates, no?
NaraNaraJapan 5 months ago
Hey hey people I loved Vriska for being a huge bitch!
This song just made me get more into the idea of cosplaying her! XD
-gets this album on her ipod asap-
ShadeyBby97 5 months ago
Favorite troll by far. Her personality stinks, but... she does care, some.
NeonHeartpenguin 5 months ago
@NeonHeartpenguin Ironically, she probably doesn't care that you think her personality stinks!
Penningtontj 5 months ago
@Penningtontj This comment is infinitivly correct.
NeonHeartpenguin 5 months ago
god i love this cover art ;________;
and the song too, of course <33
bronzefishification 5 months ago
8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH
ThePokePunisher 5 months ago
She's a bitch but...damn...
She's hot.
BlueBoyX4 5 months ago 3
@BlueBoyX4 Dude! She's only six (sweeps), for cryin' out loud! Don't be so creepy.
Penningtontj 5 months ago
Huge 8itch or not, Gotta love this!
XxToxicSpikesxX 5 months ago
GRAAAAGH! THE DRUM AND GUITAR AT 1:50 ARE OFF BEAT. IT'S DRIVING ME INSAAAAAANE!!!
lemurwolf 6 months ago
@lemurwolf
The cymbal is on the off-beat, not the drum and guitar. those are both on-beat.
PFFTLOLNOWAY2 5 months ago
paybacks a bitch, and so is Vriska.
elronman 6 months ago
as a scorpio-moon it pleases me to say that she is tied for first as a favourite character and THIS SONG IS AWESOME. ;D
Cupubeck 6 months ago
@Cupubeck
I was really disappointed to not see a Karkat song in this album. He's a really good leader and a person. He's more human than most of the trolls, which is why his blood is candy red. I think he deserves a badass theme.
PokeyMeansBusiness 6 months ago
D-->: Sagittarius= STRONG awesomeness, and NO I do not need a towel
executordarkleer 6 months ago
SPIDER8ITCH.
clawdtarzhet 6 months ago
Scorpios FTW. ::::)
UpsidePickle 6 months ago
@UpsidePickle
CANCERS ARE BETTER SHITHEAD
PokeyMeansBusiness 6 months ago
@PokeyMeansBusiness
D-->: refer to below comment
executordarkleer 6 months ago
I hate Vriska with a burning passion but her songs are pretty good.
pandalove64 6 months ago in playlist Songs
I don't get why so many people hate Spiderbitch. She's one of my favorite trolls, a very close second to Terezi.
FabulousLlama 6 months ago 3
It seems cruel and ironic to give Vriska track number 7. I smell a Strider.
RebelWinterwolf 6 months ago 4
@RebelWinterwolf She has track 8 too...
SPI014 6 months ago
This sounds like something from Dragon Ball Z.
PokeyMeansBusiness 6 months ago
RIP spidertroll :( When she rises from the dead this song needs to play
ammywolf101 6 months ago
So, what part of homestuck does this sort of "fit?"
I'm up to the part where Gamzee realizes that ICP is blasphemy.
PokeyMeansBusiness 6 months ago
@PokeyMeansBusiness It just goes downhill from there. =/ (This isn't in homestuck YET, it might be in a flash later though)
Thatswhatshesaid446 6 months ago
@Thatswhatshesaid446
I noticed it got really boring in Part 2. Hussie doesn't have a good job of explaining things, so I'm left with Dave going in some temple and Terezi sending him pictures of dancing. There needs to be a lot more narration, but this is a comic. Even though, I've read plenty of comics but this one really needs to explain more. Karkat is my favorite character and now they're getting into his ancestry, which I'm getting interested in.
PokeyMeansBusiness 6 months ago
This art is awesome but all I can think is ARGH THE EYE IS WRONG
):
232mumboy 7 months ago
@232mumboy CANNOT UNSEE. DO NOT WANT. MUST...REPLY...IN MEMES!
Sarkavonsy 6 months ago
@232mumboy How is the eye wrong?
Jogemu 6 months ago
@Jogemu Usually that eye has six extra pupils, equally distributed around the center pupil. This one looks to have only four.
232mumboy 6 months ago
@232mumboy Ah, I can see what you mean.. but maybe since the eye is half closed, you only see half of the pupil, thus only three smaller ones. I think there can still fit three others of 'em on the other side.
Jogemu 6 months ago
@Jogemu But then they wouldn't be anywhere near evenly spaced!
And my nitpicking fuckery just can't handle that!
232mumboy 6 months ago