Too Fast (Jon Lajoie)

[gaybe2000]

427 people had a fly land on their shaft

[randomboner123]

Bought it

[randomboner123]

Jon Lajoie like a boss

[FixerNK]

1:35 hahahaha

[tomsawyerbmik]

story of my life

[Theostkaka1]

This is soo true

[doublexagentxQ]

why isnt jizz in my pant related to this video

[3Nex]

Correction: if you doggy-style, SHE's screwed. YOU still had an orgasm

[AlwaysBubblin]

@3Nex LOL that should be top comment

[rage164]

why is there a robotic vagina video in the related vids?

[B00NG1E]

@rage164 lol it has got 10million views the world is fucked up

[rage164]

still a better love story then twilight

[BassAssassin9]

"A couple strokes and my erection is a thing of the past." LOL

I've been taking this antidepressant Wellbutrin and ever since its worked its way into my system...well, the song says it all. Needless to say, I've stopped taking it.

[maalbe987]

Which came first, this or Jizz in My Pants? Very similar lyrical themes.

[opiux1]

@maalbe987 This one came faster :)

[maalbe987]

@opiux1 I C WUT U DID THAR

[AsaM1120]

story of my life... lol

[TheIncredibleMrBear]

Oooooh - oooh - ooohhh, ...aaagh.. damn it..

[nikthegreek1000]

did crap at exams in school today...this didnt half bloody cheer me up!!!!

[jadeshatter]

427 people cum to fast

[heinzie5]

i can see his nipples at the end

[999ReaperIII]

I used to cum too fast, until I took a dick in the ass, now I just never have sex.

[KickUrAss4Free]

why the fuck do i have 125 thumbs up?!?!?! i just made the dumbest, most bland comment. it doesnt deserve shit!

[BoboKrummingar]

@KickUrAss4Free you are right :D

[contaminatedfilth]

@KickUrAss4Free Cause It's Youtube, comments get thumbs up all the time for being overused, i used to get heaps of Thumbs till I took an Arrow in the knee.

[SpoonfishLee]

@KickUrAss4Free Nice try

[SimoXoX]

SniPeR_PwnT_YoU comes too fast

[watfernando]

Awesome music + funny lyrics = Jon Lajoie

Jon Lajoie RULES!!

[Fameeless]

my lifetime story

[PWTWrestling]

Is it just me or does this video remind anyone of Jizz in my Pants?

[blackestwolf]

@PWTWrestling nov 2008



[PWTWrestling]

@blackestwolf Ohh i didn't even see that. haha

[blackturtleshow]

If one ejaculates as the result of a fly landing on one's "shaft" (as stated in the song), then wouldn't that technically violate laws against beastiality in states with such statutes?

[wazzup101fly]

damn this guy is fucking talented

[MarineCyborg]

Is it just me, or is Jon Lajoie a very attractive man?

[TaterTot13086]

@MarineCyborg I think he's sexy! Lol



[chadbrochill14]

at 1:45 - 1:46 when he sings abou the fly, one flys by at the top left corner.

[jaycodfan]

i cum too fast

[iLikeMyXboxGames]

423 people take 2 hours to cum

[veldin25]

I dodged 99 arrows but my knee caught one.

[meep86]

1:39 A fly? RIP Gary's chance in Menage a 3. *facepalm*

[piemanmoo]

-Gary Brown

12-15-2011

Menage a 3

[TheCanadianPublic]

Dedicated to Gary in the Ménage à 3 Webcomic. :)

[jshrubz]

Anybody that uses an "arrow in the knee" comment definitely cums too fast.

[SyndicateFire]

@jshrubz yh what is the gag with that?

[MatiasGabrielSilva]

423 people are women who have sex with guys who cum too fast

[Freshhotwater]

@MatiasGabrielSilva clever



[DucaNina]

423 people are women

[schlusselmensch]

I used to shrug off arrows to the knee until I took one there.

[KickUrAss4Free]

why the fuck do i have 38 thumbs up for my generic and bland as hell comment?

[brosoro2]

i don't understand the " i took and arrow to the knee" wtf is that.

[rabidminnowz]

It's great

[BurninAss]

I used to not understand what "-then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes meant.

Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[dragopogo14]

drake mcferson cums to fast

[Metatronflaren]

I used to cum too fast, but then I took an arrow...nah, just kidding. I still cum too fast.

[EkBoyMike]

@Metatronflaren I used to come too fast because of the arrow i took to the knee... Then i ate some oranges and it was k

[BoneJanglez4419]

@iZixic ya especially the 2 girls 1 cup one

[gagageiro]

I Used to come too slowly but then i took an arrow to my knee!

[MrFukfast]

Look at my nickname -.-

[XspaceoddityX]

@MrFukfast I lol'd

[MegaTessa23]

@MrFukfast LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA

[GoatsAreDaBomb]

Will you freaken marry me please.



[vanhalenman60]

cool story bro

[Diggler397]

I was listening to this full blast when my mom walked in the room.

[ClaireSoLittleCat]

it's sounds like my ex... Luv this song :D

[KickUrAss4Free]

seriously it pisses the shit outta me that i have 10 thumbs up for saying the most bland, unoriginal and annoying comment ever.

[158teeh]

@FKingRandom well, now you have an arrow in your knee and you still cum too fast

[simonsayswutsup]

@FKingRandom real fuckin original. You should like do stand up. I think you have enough material to do an act. Oh ya.

[simonsayswutsup]

@FKingRandom real fuckin original. You should like do stand up. I think you have enough material to do an act. Oh ya.

[FKingRandom]

@simonsayswutsup Lol thanks!!

[JordangrimeMorris]

@FKingRandom i used to make skyrim jokes on youtube, then i took a vagina to the penis

[PasContent]

@JordangrimeMorris Best one, thank you.

[22CrimsonTide22]

@JordangrimeMorris I used to like Chinese food, but now I don't give a fuck

[toastman444]

@JordangrimeMorris I used to be an adventurer like you, but then someone stole my sweet roll ):

[robinett11]

@JordangrimeMorris usually those comments piss me the fuck off but your made my day

[devkin63]

AHhahahahahahahahaaaa



[Jokerrose57]

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

[marko93ns]

I dare you all to share this song on Facebook

[vanhalenman60]

@marko93ns lol i did

[Joelzta]

@marko93ns CHALLENGE ACCEPTED



[dcantu7]

who else noticed the fly in the top left at 1:46?

[PivotCraft65]

@dcantu7 yeah! after i read yur comment

[fangbrain]

this guy i acually so talented

[MrQuickscoper911]

I CUM WHEN I SEE SQUIRELS

[UnbreakableAmerican]

* girl touches me * start cumming and farting uncontrollably

[EnternalHeartAch]

@UnbreakableAmerican lol

[Sticksane]

@UnbreakableAmerican

I lol'd.

[SceletusIgnis]

I cum r t oo fast tooo

[08mohawk]

intro is rock lobster!

[BlakeNeo2]

Billy Ray Cyrus D:

[thekingvladimir]

i even cum when a fly lands on my shaft *random fly flys down the right side of his body*

[KickUrAss4Free]

423 people cum too fast

[Xtimesthreed]

@KickUrAss4Free heck yea.

[forestman111]

@KickUrAss4Free Wouldn't that be 423 people don't cum too fast.

[Brbolj]

@KickUrAss4Free more like 24,356 ;)

[wowh4x0r]

@KickUrAss4Free I think it should be 423 DON'T cum too fast xD

[buksna89]

@KickUrAss4Free no, 423 people are nimfo girls :)

[pipinho114]

i want that shirt

[MrKeystone53]

I just ate a grape and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

[forestman111]

The end was funny

[Nijaparyman]

STORY OF MY LIFE! D:

[Pandainian]

I can't say anything witty about it I am out of idea's................ One sec gotta go change underwear

[NvLipo]

guitar tabs?

[goth9ever]

its ok jon, when you have the rapist glasses, cumming too fast is a good thing ^^

[christower50]

I cum too fast but i dont give a chainsaw about her vaginal hubris when i told her to show me your genitals while i was high as fuck!

[freshhandshake]

@christower50 fag

[gurilathegreatmaster]

422 people cum to fast!!!

[TheGreencreeper]

man you cant go out in the world with a loaded gun bro- you gotta unload the gun before you go out, only takes a min right lol

[Elio81ier]

That makes him very superfamous!

[chafrador]

I JUST HAD SEEEEXXXX!!!... but I came too fast :(

[toastman444]

@chafrador The fuck out TLI fan boy.

[nachofink]

doesn't matter had sex

[doubledrive78]

funny how much he looks like mac powell of third day......just a tad bit different music genre tho...

[duffmanNr3]

He shouldn't give a fuck ;)

[muddyboyc]

422 people don't like finishing too fast

[Grim3223]

God damn it me too :(



[loganpate]

it happens to everyone.... without control... lol... if you are under 20, then it is to be expected... this is Katt aka CaptainTourettes on YouTube sneakin in on Logan's page lol

[randomperson110]

@loganpate you don't even start losing your testosterone levels till your early 30's

[automaticnigga]

love this song his countrys the best XD --- Sent From jonlajoie's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[muthafuckaist]

i used to love this song back when i didnt speak english. i thougth it was all serious and everything, but the i mived to america, learned english and watched this a year later....... so much for hopes,

[insansizyazimaraci]

If I didn't know English, I would be crying.

[me123270]

I swear to god I saw him perform this on tv a few years back. Fucking swear:

[Zankokurai]

@me123270 Yeah I saw it on Comedy Central I'm pretty sure

[TheClaytonPimp]

I swear, this dude wrote my theme song.

[viventyful]

he is the best! " germany, show my genitals";)

[ghostofandy]

...and i jizzed in my pants...

[kaskilelr3]

how d ya link time? nothing to do with song tho.

[MrTakitaduro]

Smoke da weed so you can last longer! :D

[philkrautter]

I can't count the number of times I came just 'cause a fly landed on my shaft!

[VSOctavian]

this should be youngdudes anthem

[264ash]

so true

[IIGoofyII]

24.181 likes -> people Which laugh cos they think its some impossible shit

421 Dislikes-> people who come too fast

[gilberttigers]

@Chris18Meyer umadbro? I just fucked over shitty weed reference.

[Chris18Meyer]

420 dislikes. No more dislikes are allowed.

[joaogodooy]

1:19

left hand: OOOOOPPPPS

[46723565105]

Shelby

[GarretsSmexyChick110]

I clicked on this by accident, ended up rapping the reply button..

[rbf0621]

try thinking about Kathy Bates, it works

[pauldrice1996]

is 45 minutes too fast? thats how long it takes me somedays

[Kornholio4096]

@pauldrice1996

tell your mum to lose a few pounds - then you'll be done faster...

[PixelGenMedia]

@Kornholio4096 fucking lol :L

[pauldrice1996]

@Kornholio4096 that was a burn, imma give you a thumbs up

[Kornholio4096]

@pauldrice1996 Well thought flamewar would start here - nice to see s.o. appreciates humor ;-)

[pauldrice1996]

@Kornholio4096 when you argue with a troll he wins, i didnt argue so...

[Dankeification]

@Kornholio4096 Well played good sir, well played.

[eiramyesdnyl]

I bet you can't really do any of this liar!!!

[CousinAvy]

Y U CUM TOO FAST?

[BloodForAll12]

@GeorgiaxGenesis there is no way in sounding annoying or horny though i'm not, but how about you try me huh ?

[erickson1412]

hahaha omg this shit is so fucking funny !!

[tikkipep]

I want to sit on his face.

[nick735051]

i cum to fast i cum to fast try alchohol

[nightmare3300]

he's hawt :O

[CrissAngelsMom]

did you cum while singing this song? cause i did while watching it

[Wadupbeyotch1]

HAHAHAHA

[Furko08]

i know why! because he is not MC VAGINA! just joking!

[fiskegalendbpk]

i whant the chords for this song please! i would love to sing it at the end of high school :D

[Luckythedonkey1]

Why complain? Sex is a race, and you win.

[chrisbirt1000]

@Luckythedonkey1 thats true... and funny as fuck

[bradley7387]

So do I john :( So do I!

[Butlar100]

thats not that fast i do it faster

[144theman144]

i have the same problem hes not alone

[TheHalofan225]

thumbs up if comedy central brought u here

[pyzda15]

imagine if jon have budget like lonely island :) how good he would by...

[AllOfVesperia]

@pyzda15 I don't see how you can compare Jon to those faggots. He's tenfold better, budget or not.

[urbanninja388]

416 people cum faster than jonlajoie

[bbruulie]

I guess I know what problem bothers all the people who disliked this video...

[HinoShipl1]

y're song is too short, i can't cum fast :(

[ABC45504]

JON LAJOIE IS A BOSS

[13YrOldReyMysterio]

LOL