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  • Hahaha ur the best!!

  • AwesomeB-)

  • Since when does mcdonalds serve junior western bacon cheese? Hahaha

  • What's funny? WHAT THE FUCK! XD

  • I'm offensive and I find this Jack black

  • take the six nuggets and throw two of them away. SHUT UP AND LISON TO MY ORDER!

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooool so funny

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  • And how much is that sir, ha

  • Up I'm about to sperm AHHHHH XD

  • 18 people thought the dislike button meant , Dis-I-Like!

  • "You know what I was thinkin?"

    "What were you thinking?"

    "W-what are you doin?"

    "Fucking myself."

    LOL

  • Funniest ever!!!

  • Funniest thing i have ever watched and heard!!!!!

  • @Brendenbds you must be 13 years old....

  • i replayed this 3 times just to look at his face

  • SHUT UP& LISTEN TO MY ORDER!

  • LOL, I love how the lady cracked up laughing after u did the fridge line

  • "would you like anything else"

    "you dont give a SHIT!!!!!!!"

  • where is this from?

    

  • dude listen

  • 3:48 I fell off my chair

  • Whats so funny? SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  • This is funny

  • how does she not know about all these sounds already?

  • lmao

  • shut up and listen to my order! LOL ROFL LOL

  • Jack Black: what are you doing?

    lady: Fucking myself

  • i started laughing so hard at 2:37

  • funny XD

  • I have the 400th comment!

  • Shut up and listen to my order HAHAHAHA

  • ummm how 2 get Soundboard?

  • @TheJack412 google jack black soundboard and click on the top link

  • "I've been doing cock push-up's."

  • yeah, she got fired. lol

  • LOLOLOL @ when they start arguing

  • SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO MY ORDER

  • JUNIOR WESTERN BACON CHE!!!

  • AHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAA

  • jack..is watching me.

    "^_^

  • I want a chee burger.

  • Make a prank call to Chuck E. Cheese

  • LMFAO.

  • I think they're laughing because they know he sounds like Jack I think they know xD

  • I cant stop laughing! Best vid eva!

  • This soundboard never gets old

  • xD This is probably the best soundboard in use.

  • hows he gonna have menu when hes not at mcdonalds

  • Some people are stupid! How do they not know it's Jack Black!!

  • Shut up and listen to my order.

  • where was the "Take two nuggets and shove them up your ass" line lol

  • people are so stupid i mean not knowing its jack black is bad enough but not realizeing he repeated him self sounding exactly the same like 20 times.

  • Next time you do a prank call actually go through with the order and see if everything is there.

  • the jack black ones are the best lmao

  • this was so friggen hilarious

  • "dude lisen you FUCKER" HAHA

  • a JUNIOR western bacon chee LOL

  • a juniore western bacon chi

  • @TheCALLofDEAD no no no is a juniore  western baking chee

  • LOL cock push-ups? click click click XD

  • Slow down im gonna spurt...LMAO

  • how did you get the quotes? please someone reply

  • @MegaRedfox101 dude it's from a soundboard online :D

  • @blueoctober6 thanks

  • @MegaRedfox101 type in on the google browser ..jack black soundboard then theres a link click it and it wil bring u to the soundboard

  • I love it!!!!!!!! -333333333333333

  • My favorite part 2:40 - 2:50 :p WHAT THE FUCK! :p

  • I'm not paying to see Jack Black's movies when I can watch these soundboard pranks for free. xD

  • This vids pic is Jack Blacks rape face :P

  • dude listen is my fav sound

  • lol you could have talked that chick into going out with Jack Black sound Box.

  • Wow, you did a really realistic job.

    Jack: What are ya doing?

    Worker: Fucking myself.

    Jack: Don't you have something to say?

  • cock pushups!!! classic 

  • how do you get these soundboards?

  • @sna2600 go on google and type in jack black soundboard

  • LMFAO how much is that sir?? sir? this is a lady-noo.

  • U she doesnt know how to do a come back

  • LOL rofl lmbo

  • Lol i remember using these soundboards like 5 years ago! They can't stop making me laugh.

    And these people know it's a soundboard btw but still funny as fuck!

  • SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO MY ORDER

  • shut up and listen to my order

  • haha right in the end was the very best! XD

  • wait, you can order out from mcDonalds?

  • @DollarTaco u have to pick it up though

  • @DollarTaco i didnt know that too- they dont in uk

  • @DollarTaco Actually, I think you can now from at least some of them. I was in one recently and swear i saw something about delivery service.

  • slow down im gonna spurt ahhh

  • pretty good, but you repeated too much

  • How much is that, sir? lmao

  • You saved the best for the last. Awesome! XD!

  • Cock push-ups...

  • awsome

  • This is the beggining of his song :D

  • How much is that sir?

    This is a lady.

    NO!!!!

  • this is a soundboard, you can hear the mouse clicking

  • THIS COMMENT WAS POINTLESS

  • @makemydayjew11 SO WAS THIS

  • good job

  • Jack Black: "How much is that sir?"

    Lady: "This is a lady!!"

    Jack Black: "NO!"

  • "That's not funny" lmao

  • WTF! xD

  • greatjob! sounds like a legit call hahahahaha

  • nice one dude;)

  • That woman sounded bait turned on at the end lol. Mcdonalds = career opportunities and turned on workers :d

  • lmao great!!!

  • i laughed SOOO hard

  • hah if he ever came to my fast food he'd get a half coke half piss. and 4 chicken nuggets that been in my ass crack

  • @mufflerbearin Meh, you'd bitch out if that happened.  Nice try.

  • @elgato124 you would... 

  • @mufflerbearin Please, don't...don't offer me anything. I'll tell you what I want.

  • hahaha u can here the guy clicking cueing jack blacks voice... good job hahaha

  • Lmao.

  • lol

  • Sounds like she kinda got turned on by the end.

  • "You! You! You! You! You! Bitch." Her insults are so original.

  • @ScLeprae she works at mcdonalds what do you expect xD

  • @ScLeprae She works at McDonalds there not that bright over there!

  • Lady: Here you go sir, here's the manager.

    Jack Black: You know how you got the 6-piece nuggets? PUT TWO OF THEM UP YOUR ASS AND GIVE ME 4 CHICKEN MCNUGGETS!

  • HAHAHOOOOOO wats funny?

  • lol "How much is that Sir?"

    "Sir this is a Lady"

    "No"

  • omfg when i tried this, they threatened to call the cops XD *tries different reasturant :D*

  • i love this soundboard i use it

  • omfg....

  • jack black is gay, did every body forget about the cable guy??? or school of rock??? or shallow hal???? or pick of destiny???? worst fucking movies of all time!!!!!

  • @mcspank718 FUCK U JACK BLACK IS A LEGEND!!! AND ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE GOING!

  • @MAINSTAND78 dissagree actually adam sandler is the best in my book.....

  • @mcspank718 every movie there sucks except pick of destiny do not dis that one best movie of all time!

  • @skybo12530 Eww.

  • @mcspank718 Don't forget Year One. One of the worst movies ever made.

  • haha no 1 has any idea who that actully is lol

  • Dude that was fucking HILARIOUS XD!!

  • you can call mcdonalds?

  • JB: Whats funny?

    McDonalds: Your face!

    LOL

  • shut up and listen to my order

  • hahah ive did this sound board prank before 

  • sometime around 4:30 it started seeming like this wasnt real, especially when she started saying "im fucking myself"

  • This one is the best i've seen!

  • lol that was halirious

  • am i the only one that thought the chick seemed kinda interested wen he he said "give it to me baby"? :P lol

  • you kno how u hav the 6 peice mcnuggets take 2 of them and shove em up ur ass

  • yeah one is all ya need

  • ROFL i cant stop laughing im tearing up this shit is funny

  • sound board!

  • You did very well! :D

  • click click click, ftw

  • 4 nuggets.

  • this is a lady, NO

  • It's like this is the FULL SKIT right here!!!

    But how the hell does he spurts right in the middle of trying to place an order!?

  • holy shit i didn't know white people work at mcdonalds

  • @Dncemnky Neither did I O.o

  • @Dncemnky Only the Drop outs :)

  • @Dncemnky I live in NYC and obviously if u go to place populated mostly by whites then u will see more whites working there cause when I did go to upstate NY(popualted mostly by whites) i only saw whites. A few years ago it was the opposite "I didnt know a Latino worked at MD" but now in NYC its a big population of latinos and so u see more latinos. Go to the white dominated area of NYC of blacks or whites then u will see mostly what u will expect.

  • @psychedelicsoul thats because the fuckin turban fags drive up our costs of living and take our jobs "dey took our jobz"

  • @psychedelicsoul ok and didnt a long time ago your own people came here and killed the natives and other countries as well and take away their lands, bury their cultures, language, and more truth about the great natives and black empires. So dont complain. Take a look back at that history and realize which is worser? So u wont need to stereotype someone for the way they look. Peace.

  • Jack Black is one of the best men ever.

  • this is hilarious

  • @xenadog123 this is from the soundboard you tool

  • epic ending

  • "This is a lady,"

    "NO."

  • LMFAO!

  • This is a lady!

    ...No.

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!

  • Best prank call ever!!!!

  • you fucker! you fucking bitch!

  • rofl

  • pick of destiny lol

  • this isnt a soundboard you lying fuck.

    its from the album

  • @xenadog123 yeah, well they PUT SHIT FROM THE ALBUM ON A SOUNDBOARD, SMART ONE.

  • @XjimmyXdarknessX not they fucking didnt dick head.

    a track on the album is this thing here.

    not parts of it.

  • @xenadog123 no its not dude, listen to drive thru, its only like a minute or 2, if you were a true tenacious fan you would know this. and the cock pushup doesnt go with the drive thru thing you fucking moron.

  • @XjimmyXdarknessX you're a fucking moron cuz ur a TRV KVLT person...PW/NED!!!!

  • @DarkerFilth ah, you're one of them black metal make up wearing fools eh? HAIL SATAN BLAH BLAH!!!!!!!!!! LETS BURN DOWN A CHURCH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!! nah im just fucking with ya man, im a juggalo, i know i aint know kvlt or whatever man, but gorgoroth fucking rules.