RTS Mario Kart Wii WII in 67:09 by UchihaSasuke

[speedsense13]

I'm watching a Mario Kart Wii speedrun, but I feel like I'm listening to porn. Thanks Daisy!

[rapadash0]

the whole vid in 5 words

OH YEAH

WHOA

YEAH

ALRIGHT

WOW

[qashimful]

wwooww

[masterluigio9]

Luigi somewhere kart wii!

[AWeegeeADay]

I got every gold trophy on this game without hacks in 3 months. LIKE DAT BITCHES?!

[croemy]

@AWeegeeADay Too much time

[UncleSchwarz]

gah, most annoying character.

[superklingan86]

Daisy sucks very much.

[koopa786]

MKDS 2nd best MK of all time

1st is MK64

[koopa786]

i love how blooper cummed all on daisys face so she coulddnt see

[koopa786]

bikes are for scrubs/noobs

[hentaiseeker]

Trust me. I am be ultra critical here. It's a nice run but for a single run I would expect WR lines.

[hentaiseeker]

Obvious flaws right off the bat in Moonlight. :/

[PiccoloCube]

my video got a lot more views here than on my channel...

[porterwake]

Ughm shut her up.

[jesus77755]

SHUT UP DAISY!

[LD75network]

Does this even count as a TAS?

[lonewander3931]

@LD75network Remember RTS-Real TIme Speedrun Just you a Tv, Wii, a Capture card, and a timer.

[superearthbender]

Sasuke's too cool to be a nerd.

[MinaMalfoy]

<3 Go Yoshi <3 ^_^

[OniAmiTheResurected]

Daisy is kinda hot, actually...

[TetsuyaBrazil]

@CuteArceus In some courses like SMC3, DKJP, BC3 and GV2 Daisy is better due to the fact of better aceleration combined with a lot of tight curves, still agree with you though...

[Oppurtunafish]

I really hope they nerf blue shells for Mario Kart 3DS. Better yet, take them out altogether. And eliminate rubber banding!

[somedudeatwalmart]

@Oppurtunafish bro no that what makes it fun, also do you play mvc3 cause if anything they need to nerf wesker

[jet874]

You know,I'm pretty confident I can race this guy and win,or at least beat his record, but there's 2 problems:

1-I don't own a dazzle recorder.

2-The average amount of blue shell hits I receive per race is three,the largest amount was 7.

[TetsuyaBrazil]

@jet874 2 problems:

This is TAS, not a real person skills.

Luck manipulation.

[xXHELLZER0Xx]

@TetsuyaBrazil it ISN'T TAS --"

[TetsuyaBrazil]

@xXHELLZER0Xx Sorry then.

[HarryPitfall]

@TetsuyaBrazil RTS = Real Time Speedrun = Jogar em tempo real, se você ler o comentário do video está escrito que foi gravado direto da TV, com ele jogando em um video-game de verdade sem trapaças.

[jet874]

@soldiviner Tell me about it. I've been hit by 4672 blue shells and counting.

[soldiviner]

Had that been me, I would've eaten a million god shells (blue shells). XD

[Diamond44444444]

Frickin blue shells...>.> Even though he could have kept a mushroom to avoid the blue shell with...

[jpta162]

except the ones with ultra shortcuts

[jet874]

Three Questions:

1-Am I the only one who thinks it sounds like Daisy's having THE BEST sex of her life?

2-Other than weight class, does character choice matter?

3-Am I the only one tired of hackers when racing online?

[Archetype000]

Man, she's annoying. Worse when mini'd. Daisy.......CALM. DOWN.

[ultramariologan]

Where and why did you get the Japanese version? Just asking.

[DASEXYGIRL7]

Screw Peach! I like daisy! She's awesome!

[marioVSshadow]

Daisy, the offspring of Peach and Sonic

[catreflex]

Daisy's the best. <3

[justinfan781]

@catreflex yeaaaa

[Caffieine]

@catreflex Nuh uh! Daisy is so annoying in mario party ds and in every game

[catreflex]

@Caffieine NO . DAISY SAYS SHE'S THE BEST , SO SHE'S THE BEST /

[Caffieine]

@catreflex Nope. I hate her so much, infact i think she smells even though shes not a real character. She looks dirty

[catreflex]

@Caffieine not cool . :( she smells like a princess cause she is one , come on she did nothing to you . >:| not to mention she's one of the most used characters .

[Sin4000]

Just a gamer.

Ushiha Sasuke ..........

[AllOfUsLoveSpam]

Though the game is rated E, I definitely think Daisy was having sex there.

[ThePartners7]

@AllOfUsLoveSpam Yeah especially when blooper's ink came on the screen.

[quicksilverbt]

Daisy is SO annoying. D_D

[catreflex]

@quicksilverbt STFU. :(

[justinfan781]

@quicksilverbt no shes not

[jet874]

...Who the hell is Debbie?

[LancexTxWx]

whats a RTS?

[TheForgottenMarioBro]

@LancexTxWx Real Time Speedrun.

[LancexTxWx]

@TheForgottenMarioBro thx so there's a diference between a tas and a nts?

[TheForgottenMarioBro]

@LancexTxWx Yep! A tas uses insane pixel and timing precision to complete the game that can't be done without savestates and frame advance.

[LancexTxWx]

@TheForgottenMarioBro Thank you for the clearification.

[TheForgottenMarioBro]

@LancexTxWx No problem

[YoshiFan978]

@CuteArceus Yeah, I argee.

[Chaosblue17]

I can hardly believe this is a RTS and not a TAS

[zakawer]

Funky Kong on the Bowser Bike is faster

[jcmario643]

@zakawer Yes, but it doesn't take as sharp turns as the Mach Bike takes.

[mariofan551]

could have used the grumble volcano glitch =D

[jcmario643]

@mariofan551 This a run that is supposed to be done with no cheats.

[mariofan551]

@jcmario643 it is called a SPEED RUN people glitch all teh time

[rreedy94]

lol thats only a versus race 32 courses -.- the runs are good, but not very good... i could beat them

[SuperGameProXD]

can daisy be any more annoying?

[Lmaoboat]

kinda sucks for this guy, he easily could have shaven off at least 5 minutes from stupid mistakes.

[keyqui05]

23:18 LOL

[TheSonicGod]

Awesome comeback on the ghost course. Starman + Golden Mushroom = WIN.

[SuperLuigi150942]

wait how did u get past the 10 minute mark =P

[alfonzie]

how in the bluest fuck did he upload the whole thing in one go?

[Nahoc10]

@alfonzie Google "director account".

[zaraguth]

@alfonzie partner with utube i guess

[TrueSoreThumb]

Does this mean he sat in front of a Wii for an hour doing the best he could to get this speedrun? Damn.

[Greenalink]

32 tracks, Rubberband AI and 11 other racers (a bit more items to deal with) makes it so much harder to get a flawless non-TAS run,

What's more impressive is that the runner set the AI to Hard and got a faster time than his previous run by at least 30 seconds despite setting the difficulty to Normal.

[TLoZNarutofan]

I miss playing this game. I have a play style very much the same as his.

[gamesguide123]

the way she says "oh yeah!" is so anoying. once she anoyed me so muck i turned this video off and watched the other half the next day.

[ironsaviorguy99]

What you guys dont get is this is an RTS run not a TAS run, he has no slow downs savestates or re do's, he did this all in one sitting without any tools, so errors are to be excpected. And considering the fact he had so few errors this is an excelent RTS run.

[thelegendofsuperLINK]

This is a good speed run and all, but tbh there really isnt a point to speed running a racing game :T

[iPlaySKATE]

@thelegendofsuperLINK I thought this was going to be a game runthrough, with everything being unlocked.

[PressA2Die]

Standards are slipping at webnations a bit. This had some pretty big errors in it.

[leanfiend444]

@PressA2Die not everyone pussies out and uses tools to fix their errors, this guy did it once without stopping

[PressA2Die]

@leanfiend444 My point is that this is a poor RTS. I understand the odd blue shell or lightening but he falls off the track a in a few places not to mention stalls on the line a couple of times. Usually when people are doing an RTS and they make an error that big they start from scratch, even if they are 60 mins in.

[dmoogle2006]

@PressA2Die

Then you go make a RTS that beats this one and stop complaining.

[PressA2Die]

@dmoogle2006 Well done, you missed the point entirely.

[dmoogle2006]

@PressA2Die

That this is the fastest RTS of Mario Kart Wii and that your complaining it's not faster is an indicator that you will be submitting a better RTS soon?

If not I suggest you shut up and start practicing your speedrunning skills.

[PressA2Die]

@dmoogle2006 This has nothing to do with me. The old "I don't see you do any better" is an irrelevant argument. I never said that I could do it faster, you seem to think I did, I have no idea why you think that. I'm comparing it to other RTS on this channel of other games which are mind bogglingly good. This is alright for an afternoons play, but i was expecting flawless god mode like the other RTS here.

[dmoogle2006]

@PressA2Die Those are TAS. RTS are full of mistakes. It's up to the player to decide on which mistakes are worth restarting for.

As for judging this RTS based on other game RTS's, that is an incredibly dull move. That would be like going to a Tennis Match and shouting "THIS IS SO BORING!? WHY!? FOOTBALL WAS SO GOOD!"

[Macedragon37]

@dmoogle2006

Hooray for people who know what they're talking about.

As for this particular RTS...

10:53 - Correct me if I'm wrong, the author got tired of holding down the "Hold item" button and simply dropped the single banana. Of course I don't think that 4 red shells would somehow get to him (or her, I'll just use him) and he would regret his action, it simply reminds you of the human aspect of the RTS.

---Throughout the whole thing you pulled off POW recoveries which was good.

[Macedragon37]

---I was wondering what shortcuts you would take, but it seems that you took the best ones. The Maple Leaf one at the beginning of the race (I felt) might have been faster, but I'm assuming you checked and compared times.

---For another time, might you see if not boosting in the beginning, getting an item, then going into first may put you farther in the lead? I completely understand that you (probably) could not do that with an RTS for many reasons, haha!

[Macedragon37]

---Minimal mistakes. Since you did the RTS, and I have NO idea what playing Mario Kart in this degree is like, It's not really my place to say whether it would be worth re-doing or not. Personally, I thought is was excellent.

---Last point, I'm sure that you did quite a bit of toying around with characters and karts to figure out which would be the best. Which one made you finally choose this on, and how long did it take to get used too.

---Last question, how tired were you during this?

[fowskate]

@Macedragon37 he didnt create the game, hes the author of nothing

[Macedragon37]

@fowskate

Uhm...what?

He made this RTS...he was the player in this video.

I don't remember EVER saying UchihaSasuke made Mario Kart...

...are you okay?

[fowskate]

@Macedragon37 oh yeah im fine thanks for asking :) but look at it like this, if you were to write a 5 hundred page report on ur life and and you got millions and stuff, than a year later someone edited maybe 5 words on UR essay, then they got mad bucks, ur still the author right? just because they edited ur essay (or in thid case "played' ur essay) doesnt mean that theyre the author. he is not the author just because he made a vid about it, he just bought the "essay" from the "author" get it?

[Macedragon37]

@fowskate

Ahh well, I hope all of my little comments seemed more about his actual decisions in the RTS rather than about the actual game. :)

Of course, on rating the game, I am thoroughly impressed with it, despite others saying that it does not compare to the previous Mario Kart Titles; like Mario Kart DS, which I still play to this day because it's so addicting.

[TheSonicGod]

Now this is just FUN to watch! :D

[SuperJustinChannel]

UchihaSasuke: The new MKWii Legend Conformed.

[LSalazar8]

0:01:31... WTF??

[byakuganmaggot]

@LSalazar8 : What?

[LSalazar8]

@byakuganmaggot like he messes up cuz he hits the fake item or was that intentional

[clubEVERYTHING]

:D!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ScuubaSteefe]

WOW OH YEAH WOOOAAAHHHWW WOAH I DID IT IM THE BEST.

[MKoObaj1998Oo]

wow

[ZiRo175]

dude ill kick ur ass in mario kart :{P

[peepeevagi]

She just wont shut up. She's on speed :D

[HateCrewMitglied]

0.25.20 it sems not lucky

[Jebrone]

bleh =\ I need a TAS not a Real Time, they're no fun to watch!

[EWstreetbackguy]

@Jebrone Yep, they're more fun because it shows skill.

[Jebrone]

@EWstreetbackguy I PREFER a TAS, I know people have skill, but I rather see crazy unlogical things :3 I dont care about some one elses skill

[littlefrank103]

@Jebrone Is it even possible to have a TAS on wii? do we have that technology already?! o_O

[Fulgore2005]

@littlefrank103 Yes. There has been TASes for a few Wii games now.

[Jebrone]

@littlefrank103 i highly doubt it! which makes these boring to see! XD

[MrZeldaGuy]

This sucks its one 150cc Cup not with the harder cups like Mirror 

[Deeptrouble154]

Oh my god! That's crazy A MKW Speed Run! Anyway, so far, it's nice!

[MuffyCakeMan]

OH YEA!! WOOOAHHH

[AgentMidnight]

this vid is pretty annoying but i guess it cant be helped if the game is programmed to make the character 'scream' every time he/she does a boost

[TheKINGFEDOR]

for all YOU people who like the badness house

God wont want to see you when your lights goes out

[Shypo15]

and what is so special 'bout this?

Each one can drive fast in the races