New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'

[jhankins721]

I'm entertained and yet insulted at the same time... lol 

[brono25]

The irony is this probably would be an effective campaign.

[PublicVIDE0]

This legit makes me hate smoking a little bit more. they should us this thing

[Bugersaler]

why would youtube suggest me videos that are in my favorite list?

[TheEsperchild]

Texts that sound like they're about sea creatures but really are about sex?

Is it taught by Kinoko Nasu by any chance?

[ironmantis25]

i don't want to be a faggot, i should quit smoking

[way2tehdawn]

The terrible thing about this is that this campaighn would work. When I was at school at least 90% of my fellow students held homophobic views, when they get out into the real world though they soon realise that shit doesn't slide.

[elohagu]

this makes me want to punch my computer screen

[10INTM]

@elohagu Why? You don't like satirical fake news stories?

[AllOtherNamesTaken2]

I thought the sex scene between the two guys where you thought the cigarette was his penis was kind of hot.

Really funny

[goaliedude32]

Link for the next story?

[Mustaklaki]

It's hilarious because it would TOTALLY work

[ManJaroc]

This kind of anti smoking would really WORK!

[Thepiemaster3000]

Gay means happy....So its Happy to smoke?

[TheColaPrince]

So freakin funny...lmao.

[KnockUrBack]

actually it is more effective.

[gamernerd1992]

personally don't like the word fag.....but the onion makes fun of all types and lifestyles. so im ok with it

[BobTheism]

I was about to be upset, then it got really really silly, then I realised it was the Onion.

[HO1ySh33t]

Teens fear being called Homo more than Cancer.

QFT

[Clawdragoons]

Why can't the song be about both?

Sea lions are pretty sexy if you ask me.

[LegalizeLiberty420]

@Clawdragoons<---------------- animal molester.

[Clawdragoons]

@LegalizeLiberty420 Try molesting a sea lion and it'll bite your face off.

You've got to use finesse.

[Clawdragoons]

@LegalizeLiberty420 What the hell are you talking about now?

Jeez dude, learn to take a freaking joke. Also learn to stop being such a bigoted braindead slime bucket.

Also, and this is just a pet peeve, but PETA is a freaking horrific organization. They euthanize some 85% or more of the animals they take in.

[LegalizeLiberty420]

@Clawdragoons Cool story.

[megainsomniac]

Near the end guess teens are going to be fucking fish

[MyturBenisdurty]

Shes a Milf.

[justmedawg]

I used to be an avid smoker but then I took this video to the eyes

[rubenste1n]

. do you not see how it says 'the onion' ? dont you know what the onion is lol. obviously they could never REALLY do this. LOL if you watch this and dont pick up on the joke youduuummbbb.

[xxLiveUrLifeCrazyxx]

Is this a joke?

[obaphone]

@xxLiveUrLifeCrazyxx no

[HumpYourRump]

@xxLiveUrLifeCrazyxx Ofc not its on tv around Boston

[ElongatedVowels]

@xxLiveUrLifeCrazyxx What are talking about? A joke? Nah. I can tell you this. The Onion is much more accurate than FOX news.

[gm817187]

@P0LITICALLYC0RRECT your mom is the fag. . .she is the reason I started smoking in the first place. . Oh and by the way what I do is my bizniz and no ones else. I appreciate everyones concern for us smokers well being. . .but worry bout your own problems first you fake ass blog superhero. .

[chailfield]

America!!

What a shit hole

[XxKuRoTsUbAsAxX]

@chailfield Your country doesn't have The Onion. I pity you.

[chailfield]

@XxKuRoTsUbAsAxX wow, I thought this was real. What does that say about the world when satire is indistinguishable from reality.

[XxKuRoTsUbAsAxX]

@chailfield It's alright. You're not the first victim to fall to the satirical brilliance of The Onion. What does it say? It says that America is complete shit. Maybe you are lucky that you don't live here. Assuming of course that you don't live in a country with even worse anti-gay sentiments than America.

[chailfield]

@XxKuRoTsUbAsAxX I live in the UK. Its backwards in some ways (royals) but we're pretty good on most kinds of equality. Its not much of an issue here,

[deinarts]

@XxKuRoTsUbAsAxX The Onion was born in Wisconsin. Stick *that* in your same-sex partner(s) and smoke him/her/them!

[Kainlarsen]

@Chr0nicallyHigh No, *you* are fucking stupid. This is a parody, you shitnipple.

[AkimboBattleLolis]

@Chr0nicallyHigh

Take a joke, faggot.

[knuckles91444]

those guys were hot.. i'm gonna go have a fag now

[SagaciousSilence]

The sad thing is that this would totally work!

Even if teens don't believe it to be true, you know people would start making fun of smokers because of these commercials, simply due to the fact that teens will use any excuse to make fun of each other. So we have a moral dilemma: is it better to be politically correct to the gay community or to save lives and stop smokers?

[P0LITICALLYC0RRECT]

@SagaciousSilence Save the lives. Stop smokers. The 2.1 billion christians on the planet will support it wholeheartedly. Heheh. Christianity = Ftw.

[olimac909]

Lol this is hilarious and I'm gay

[steps2psychosis]

jesus christ reading some of these comments...its fucking scary there are actually people this gullible in this world....

[gm817187]

Rotflmao!!!. . . A female welder smoking a cigg. . .man that's sexy. I'm a welder myself. . . We gonna die from the welding fume anyway. . . why not smoke.

[gm817187]

Don't belive this BS. I smoke and I will continue to smoke till I feel otherwize. What others think of me? Really? What, am I suppost to give a dam? That's the stronghold of these type of ads. As far as trying to tarnish the rough cowboy ol skool feel of having a good ol fresh tobaky rolled up. . .they are doing a sorry job. I bet that all the gay folks are going to have a march or prance or whatever to demonstrate there disgust with their image being tarnished with images of smokers. Not buyin

[ILoveTrannys89]

@gm817187 lol you are an idiot, this is fake, its the onion

[P0LITICALLYC0RRECT]

@gm817187 Alright, go ahead. Keep smoking. Gay Homo.

[PrettyLittleLadybug7]

This is the worst and hurtful p.s.a ever!! i cant believe this!!!

[ILoveTrannys89]

@PrettyLittleLadybug7 lol are you serious? It's a joke, look up The Onion

[Venjixification]

Someone plz tell me that this crap isn't real!!

[Skjetch]

@Venjixification why don't you please tell me youre joking?

[MrPentatonicScale]

'an inner-city teacher inspires kids to tuck in their shirts'

god damn i love the onion

[midnightwallflower]

@smooshpopper2 Me too. I get kicks out of seeing guys kiss too, especially if they're hot. :D

[JonestownHangover]

@midnightwallflower

You revolting whore. 

[midnightwallflower]

@smooshpopper2 Are you gay?

[smooshpopper2]

@midnightwallflower I am a straight female.

[Raptor086]

The song in the ad is sexy

[fzzypurpleturtle]

Ppl think this is legit HAHAHA newbs.

[godwinismyname]

is this seriouse.this is a fucking joke. people will just laugh at these adds. stupid fucking idiots

[rowelle]

@godwinismyname People are supposed to laugh at this. This is all fake.

[itachi33343]

@godwinismyname are you retarded?

[smooshpopper2]

I found that second PSA very arousing. Does that make me a bad person?

[Crittab]

@smooshpopper2 Me too. And it makes me want to smoke.

[smooshpopper2]

@Crittab Good. I'm not the only one.

[g1981c]

its not really humor - they used this exact kind of mind fuck to get women to start smoking in the first place back in the 20s ...

[luc649]

@LolyaZatsune828 Gay people find this easy to masturbate to.

[luc649]

@LolyaZatsune828 No 

[darrenholcomb42]

This is satire-a joke people, A FUCKING JOKE.

[JohnSChristen]

"Print Ads Feature WWE Wrestlers Calling Smokers 'Flaming Queers'" rofl

[9LVEE9]

This is fucking pathetic. Homophobia just to get people to quit smoking? These people are beyond stupid.

[Drowninginantimatter]

@9LVEE9 Dear (insert higher power), do I  hope you're trolling

[chinlu2012]

@9LVEE9 lol yeah. beyond stupid...... thats what THIS is and not you for not understanding that this is completely fucking fake you idiot.

[EuchridEucrow1]

Don't be a faggot

Don't smoke

[diablo7010]

I love how some people think the onion is satire.

[kiel108]

yeah for alcohol they could put down "its like downing the man's jizz"

[schapadap]

I used to smoke but then i realized I look like a cock magnet.

[SolarPhoenix61]

I totally lost it when they show the cigarette's packet !

[jakey51301]

I've been smoking since I was ten years old. It took this ad to finally make me come outta the closet. No longer will I be sucking on fags

[TheGAHman]

@jakey51301 Ohh icwutudidthar.

[Souldrainr]

Lollolooloololoololollol best one yet!

[omgtkseth]

No, you get it all wrong! The media wants to brainwash you! Its just a way of using cancer to kill all gays in the country!

[mngurlll]

This is so offensive .. Yet hilarious

[Kikrokos]

Yes, as a gay guy as well, I think it's hilarious too. And by the way: I think the guys in the 'ad' are hot!

[MrSampleName]

I wanted to hear the song they were talking about at the end...

[RedWingedAngel7]

As a gay guy, I think is hilarious.

The best part about this is that it would actually work on most teenagers today.

[MeTaLISaWeSoMe95]

@RedWingedAngel7 I salute the people who know how to take a joke. "/:D

[310BPM]

lol those guys are so hot.

this is hilarious and not offensive because it's so utterly ridiculous.

i understand it's satire.

[PenguinMan360]

dont be a faggot, dont smoke. lmao

[ilovedavidtennantDW]

they shouldve used the pun of how a fag in british english is a cigarette, and in america its a homosexual. that's so perfect! "Would you put either of these fags in your mouth? *pic of cigarette and pic of hot dude*"

[MerkurX]

Im gay and I find this hilarious.

[97bmhn]

Best idea ever!! :)

[Philitron128]

@negro5913 are you serious?

[negro5913]

I think this is the dumbest idea ever! How do they explain all the straight people that smoke? Fucking stupid!

[SymbiSpidey]

@negro5913 Please tell you're either retarded, gullible, or both?

[SexyFish660]

FUCK! I QUIT!!

[KingOfTheCornChips]

tbh that would actually work

[Yogilatino]

Ha ha ha I'm going to go a smoke a big fat fag.I love being gay then.bitch. Pleac!!

[stevensan92]

hahahaha!

[TheGr3yStranger]

As rude as this is, it would probably work.

[controllerbrain]

@TheGr3yStranger except on gay teen smokers

[MVdaG]

@TheGr3yStranger It isn't rude, sometimes the truth hurts. This is real.

[burtontoker]

@TheGr3yStranger rude? haha fuck you fag lover

[vengefulbeauty]

Eww, the girl ads were 10x worst than the guy ones.

[FranklinFalcons999]

Im 13 this works. Now im not gonna smoke

[hottietrace]

This is sorta rude :/

[The8347135]

fag means cigarette in england LLOOOLLLLl

[Salamanderzzz]

Man, how I love Onion.

Also, this ad would do miracles in reality. And since it would be extremely useful in saving lives, who cares if some fags would get offended?

[duh199]

@Salamanderzzz Then we could also kill you and your whole family. Since you clearly are mentally disturbed. It would be for a major benefit :)

[Salamanderzzz]

@duh199 are you offended?

[duh199]

@Salamanderzzz Me, not particularly, it doesn't affect me directly. But it concerns many good people. That why fighting racism, homophobia and any other form of discrimination is something i care about. I reinforce my other post. If people like you died, this world would be a much better place.

[Salamanderzzz]

@duh199 pretty much the same I can say to you: I do believe your death would help to get rid of different cancer that is currently spread across the world, which causes resources to be spent on irrelevant bullcrap like benefits (or "rights" as they like to say) for fags and other stuff.

Good day :)

[duh199]

@Salamanderzzz Resources to be spent!? Ok, you seriously need to educate and inform yourself. Those resources are paid for every citizen. Therefore, those fags (like you intellectually classified them) deserve to access those benefits, it's a right that should be granted to everyone despite race, religion, sexual orientation etc. Since you are from Russia, it doesn't surprise me you think that way. However, your damaged parents should have taught you one thing above all: respect. Peace, b.

[Salamanderzzz]

@duh199 since you're from... um, somewhere, you should understand that we're one of the few who aren't brainwashed and forced to be tolerant regarding anything/anyone from early childhood.

Good day.

[duh199]

@Salamanderzzz hahaha. Lol clearly not. You are brainwashed the other way around. Which is even worst. Again, peace,b. 

[homeXskilit]

i like those adds

[dolphlalala]

Honestly, even if this is a comedy short, as a smoker myself, I suddently didnt feel the need to smoke. Scary.

[TodHeartsound]

to some in English slang is "to have a fa-g"

[TodHeartsound]

to some in English slang is "to have a fag"

[Qieqie95]

i was like WTF , until i saw FUCKING ONION at the back.

[Darkskillz17]

Lol that's funny that means about 60% of ppl in the world r gay faggots lol that makes me lol

[Kamikazeesouled]

Brilliant.

[ashuezy2]

WARNING: INCLUDES GAY PORN !!!

[knuckles91444]

@ashuezy2 a pleasant surprise

[greattoseerobinscore]

"Just call me the "Drag King!" Ahahahahahhaa

[scorpion007ism]

Haha This is a fucking joke I see!

[scorpion007ism]

Wait is this a Joke?

[VGGuy95]

@scorpion007ism Yes it is, but its still pretty funny even though its fake :D

[tippo1449]

@scorpion007ism @VGGuy95 Don't listen to VG, this is entirely real. Nothing fake about it.

[dropitlow1994]

@tippo1449 lmfao.

[scorpion007ism]

Apparently a 12 year old Made this ad

[Imagineim]

This is awful! Think about the message this is sending out to the next generation! I thought we were trying to teach kids about acceptance? Some of my best friends are smokers, and you know what? I'm fine with it... As long as they don't try to get me to some then its cool.

[tyler4531]

How dare you.

[zx009wrath]

most effective psa there is.

[VomitShovel]

hahahaha ah this is hilarious. fucking brilliant as always

[mzzsneddonn]

"I don't want to smoke, cause I don't want to look like a cock magnet!" LMFAO

"How to write lyrics to songs that sound like they're about sea creatures, but are actually about sex."

LMFAAO

[thelixir715]

this would work much better tbh

[lande24]

When the ad said "Are they smoking, or are they gay?" I literally laughed out loud for like 5 minutes XD

[fateunreal]

they're right smoking is gay ...

[Omegatronable]

Pretty sure he said cock magnet

[BobAndBillSeries]

was that torres????

[762BR]

LMAO @ "Prance around like a fairy inside the car."

[xXthePSPmasterXx]

haha the black guy said he didnt want to look like a cop magnet

[WH012]

@xXthePSPmasterXx "cock magnet" NOT "cop magnet"....

[xBABYxKICKERx]

Having not even scrolled down yet, I know there are going to be giant political arguments and shit because people can't take a joke. Now im going to take a second to scroll down. . . . . . . DING DING DING I am a winner! well, Am I physic or what???

[WeAreWazn]

Hahahahaha, the comments from people taking this seriously are even funnier than the video! =P

[Purplezeppelinfloyd]

do you people realize this is a parody? The onion is fucking hilarious. man people are getting dumber and dumber by the second

[TechtodaProductions]

FUCK YOU im not gay if i smoke weed your just a million more worse then hitler and the Nazi's if you criticism us like that fuck off this is from one straight stoner

[SilentEcho8]

@TechtodaProductions its not real bro

[TechtodaProductions]

@SilentEcho8 i know, >.< i realized it hen i watched the justin beiber is a 50 year old video lol

[raz1d]

@TechtodaProductions ....so you are gay?

[TechtodaProductions]

@raz1d no



[fishlegs5]

You are disgusting. Maybe Some one should make an add highlighting the link between stupid homophobes and ignorant Christians.

[fishlegs5]

@fishlegs5

This is a joke yeah?

[VampireWeirdoFreak42]

being gay is not bad neither is smoking

[JohnnyOrdenanaMusic]

THIS DIRECTOR IS AWESOME!!!

[ToyboySleaze]

Although this is a joke, people should still be highly offended by it. Replace the word 'gay' with 'black' and see how even more offensive it could be. The word 'gay' shouldn't be used in a negative way as an adjective to describe something negatively. The word 'gay' was fought for long and hard by the Gay Community, and things like this I find detrimental.. I'm not laughing. ITS NOT FUNNY. I am OVER this 'dumbed down' white trash generation that shows no empathy for anyone else.

[Cinj216]

@ToyboySleaze Whatever, you faggot.

[spyrokid77666]

@Cinj216 No cares about what you think, homophobe. You have something inhumane to say, mind our own business, cow.

[Cinj216]

@spyrokid77666 Perhaps you should follow your own advice and just fuck off.