Poor Irish/Monk/Mexican/Italian can't pull it off for the life of him.... give a black dude a few minutes and he'd be hitting that shit behind the bar.
It's called Dragon Age 2, the second game in the Dragon Age saga.
I recommend playing the first one: Dragon Age: Origins before this one as you get the storyline better. It's for PC, Xbox 360 and I'm not sure about PlayStation. Hope this helps!
@Xeyska One of the many reasons, it was such a horrible game. Trying to make up an Dragon Age Shepard in the second game didn't turn out to be such a great idea.
While it's true that you don't play as a Warden, you do play as Hawke who is a costume character. You can be male or female and you can make them look how you want.
I see, so you can still be your own person but not a warden. Wait- that sucks Q~Q wardens are bad ass, whats gonna top a warden in this game, and are the darkspawn still there? o.o cuz half the reason i played this game was just to hack n slash darkspawn >:3
Haha, yeah they're still in there but they don't play as big as role. You fight them at the beginning and there are a few quests that involve them. But Dragon Age 2 is more about the Qunari, mages, templars, and Hawke becoming champion.
It's not AS good as Origins, but it's still worth a play :D
@ferdi887 you know when you're a loser when a woman with loose morals won't sleep with you, but then again contrary to popular opinion she does have standards (hero of fereldan, champion of kirkwall...)
This scene had me in hysterics. It's even better with Anders there, he has a great line after guy says he's never kissed a girl:
Anders: "The Ferelden Circle's more fun, everyone was kissing everyone"
There's more good lines if you let him go through with bedding the girl. There's more references to it later too that are funny, even in the new DLC Mark of the Assassin.
oh my, like a virgin, touched for the very first time... not like i would not teach him to be a big and strong warrior, i teached an old retired farmer to be a brave knight of the white stallion, not like i could not teach a young monk to be a dragon knight, first things first, he needs muscles and long flowing hair... can help with the first one, the other, only time will tell
@nevrest He's so insecure he has to act like virginity is a virtue, and takes it all out on the guy who doesn't live up to his retarded standards of living and share his values, all to keep his illusion of virgins as all proud and noble from shattering into tiny shards of failure.
Besides, it's not like lying to get laid makes you the scum of the earth or anything. I mean, he's been locked up his entire life, give the guy a break.
Why does so many people dont know how to upgrade the armors of your companions..?? I did 97% of the game on my first play through without reading walkthroughs or getting any other tips and such... other 3% were premium content which... I'm just too lazy to do xD Anyways, I'm just surprised that most people dunno about it.. mhm.. :/
Virgins can carry themselves with pride and dignity for wishing to wait until love, or until they feel personally ready for sexual intimacy. Such people will usually consider their chastity a badge of personal honour for those reasons.
What this man is goes beyond merely being a sexual virgin. He's some kind of super-mega-LIFE virgin! No wonder everyone hates the Circle if this is what it does to people.
@ShadowWolfRising Fenris just can't understand that someone couldn't actually get laid if they wanted to, himself being sexy and overly desired by hot women and men and all.
@guitaraddict55 In a more elaborate answer you can only do mods on the PC version of Dragon Age 2. And Dragon age, which is why you see all these crazy things on Youtube, haha :)
@shizuku90 - Its not DLC. For Merrill, its a re-texture of her LI armor. Isabela gets the corset version of her outfit when romanced too, but that's bugged atm. If you have the PC version, you can edit it from the save file. And Fenris, I downloaded a mod to replace his armor model.
In the circle since he was 6. so where did the accent come from?
CJScovell 1 day ago
Oh, buggery!
Wordslay 5 days ago
The girls pretty hot lol
Pipempoleon 1 week ago
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jeep3r 1 week ago
what games this
tomchatwin 1 week ago
´´Why dont you just give him a hand´´-JOB.
wantedwanted21 1 week ago
Poor Irish/Monk/Mexican/Italian can't pull it off for the life of him.... give a black dude a few minutes and he'd be hitting that shit behind the bar.
italiansurprise 1 week ago
Poor Guy never Had Kissed and died a Virgin XD
UberMLGgamer 1 week ago
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UberMLGgamer 1 week ago
@123456haha
It's called Dragon Age 2, the second game in the Dragon Age saga.
I recommend playing the first one: Dragon Age: Origins before this one as you get the storyline better. It's for PC, Xbox 360 and I'm not sure about PlayStation. Hope this helps!
UtopiaKat 2 weeks ago
what is the armour you are wearing?
TurnoverAbid 2 weeks ago
@TurnoverAbid - Champion Armor set.
Xeyska 2 weeks ago
This game is awesome! what´s it called?!
123456haha 2 weeks ago
What is the name of the woman the guy is playing as?
ninja1eye 2 weeks ago
DAFUCK !?! THAT GUY AT 2:15 SOUNDS JUST LIKE BALTHIER FROM FF 12 !!!
TheCarbon2 3 weeks ago
@TheCarbon2 probably because it is
tachikoma747 3 weeks ago
what game is this?
MrEpicbond 3 weeks ago
How mans spells have you?? LOL
Esteban13666 1 month ago
Pwned!!!
lVlaplesux 1 month ago
Fem Hawk cock blocked him. Bad form!
demonhoopa 1 month ago
If I was fem hawk I would have kissed him then sent him on his way. :P
TheOneSeer 1 month ago
How did you get that outfit for Fenris? a mod?
caladbolgx2002 1 month ago
@caladbolgx2002 - Read the description.
Xeyska 1 month ago
@caladbolgx2002 SWITCH!!!
bole316 2 weeks ago
omfg, I heard Balthiers voice... <3
ThisismadnessGIRL 1 month ago
poor guy...
Leeroi132 1 month ago
The number 1 thing I like about Dragonage.
Your group almost always has funny lines.
Kravrathian 1 month ago
I have a question, in dragon age 2 can you still create your own warden or do you have to play as characters? o.o
straywolf184 1 month ago
@straywolf184 - You can't play as the Warden in Dragon Age 2, you play the role of Hawke.
Xeyska 1 month ago
@Xeyska One of the many reasons, it was such a horrible game. Trying to make up an Dragon Age Shepard in the second game didn't turn out to be such a great idea.
DarkTemplar40k 2 weeks ago
@DarkTemplar40k And yet, you are here. Strange..
Nekhet 3 days ago
@straywolf184
While it's true that you don't play as a Warden, you do play as Hawke who is a costume character. You can be male or female and you can make them look how you want.
kakashi1341 1 month ago
@kakashi1341
I see, so you can still be your own person but not a warden. Wait- that sucks Q~Q wardens are bad ass, whats gonna top a warden in this game, and are the darkspawn still there? o.o cuz half the reason i played this game was just to hack n slash darkspawn >:3
straywolf184 1 month ago
@straywolf184
Haha, yeah they're still in there but they don't play as big as role. You fight them at the beginning and there are a few quests that involve them. But Dragon Age 2 is more about the Qunari, mages, templars, and Hawke becoming champion.
It's not AS good as Origins, but it's still worth a play :D
kakashi1341 1 month ago
@straywolf184 but the choises you made on da 1 affect da2 ;)
CptNickk 3 weeks ago
@CptNickk
Hm? how so, you mean if your a bitch to alistair then he's a bitch back? XD
straywolf184 3 weeks ago
@straywolf184 smthing like that :P
CptNickk 3 weeks ago
lovin the laughing in the backround at the end of the video
TheMightyAyegor 1 month ago
skyrim eats this game for breakfest
TheMessanjah 1 month ago
FOH EVAH ALONE!!!
TheSwedishMrBlue 1 month ago
Is this an actual scene XD?
Bigpighunter123 1 month ago
I love how Fem-Hawke looks so realistic and detailed while this French mage guy looks so cartoonish.
Purpleisawesome93 1 month ago
Me: lemme get this straight, you joined the templars...a celibate order, so you will get girls....?
Lorna: makes sense to me, girls dig guys in uniform and shiny armor
Me: Lor... this templars are not like our templars, they cannot... you know -whispers in her ear-
Lorna: ohhh... oh?... OH n.nU, guess someone didn't read the extra fine print, between lines
Dewani90 1 month ago
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TheEternalProduction 1 month ago
@yibuu2 I used to have it, but I got rid of it. It was really annoying
shaggysoawesome 1 month ago
That guy with the white hair has got the same voice as Balthier of Final Fantasy XII
!!
robbwilkinson 1 month ago
No offense, but origins sucked
shaggysoawesome 1 month ago
@shaggysoawesome if that really is your opinion fine
but if you are blatantly hurr durring ima have to slap your shit
yibuu2 1 month ago
Btw, people, DA2 is NOT one of the best rpg's. I loved the first one, over 300 hours on that game. This one did NOT bring Origins justice.
AylinArainai2011 1 month ago
Your character is so G'd up, sooo sooo awesomely pimping, really pimping.
EndlessMusic21 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
your character looks like a badass bitch
TROGDOR455 1 month ago
@Xeyska then which code did you use?
onurokan2000 1 month ago
You mean you wrote: runscript_addxp and made it to the last level and got all the skills?
onurokan2000 1 month ago
@onurokan2000 - No.
Xeyska 1 month ago
Cockblockin
CorteTB 1 month ago
Man I miss this game both 2 & 1 ... Awesome awesome RPG.. btw I was a male so nthn of this happened :P
scorpionadiga 1 month ago
why is everyone a mage?!
JustHavingFun35 1 month ago
@JustHavingFun35 because mages are more effective in this game then a warrior or rogue
NanmanTheGreatOne 4 weeks ago
Why is Balthier pretending to be an elf?
igneousfizzlebottom 1 month ago
What game is that?
HelloLoveSpeaking 1 month ago
@HelloLoveSpeaking
dragon age 2
kokirisix 1 month ago
What is this game
MsStarcrystal 1 month ago
@MsStarcrystal - Dragon Age 2.
Xeyska 1 month ago
what is that game ?
dom1abc1mbc 1 month ago
@dom1abc1mbc Its Dragon age 2.. Cmon Guys 1 of the best Rpg's
scorpionadiga 1 month ago
@scorpionadiga
It is most certainly not one of the best rpgs
RogerabbitGosu 1 month ago
Just like scout
kiwiefruit 1 month ago
@Xeyska how did you get all the spells? Is it a cheat code?
onurokan2000 1 month ago
@onurokan2000 - Using console commands.
Xeyska 1 month ago
Wait, who is laughing at the end?? lol
Koca114 1 month ago
Lol.. I like the person in the background laughing.
Wordslay 1 month ago
2:40 is that Beast from the x-men in the background?
ajbatmanh1 1 month ago
What eyes are those? are they a mod? they're stunning :o
HatashiLuvsU 1 month ago
@HatashiLuvsU - The eyes are from Bidelles Cosmetics 2, I got a link in the description.
Xeyska 1 month ago
@Xeyska thank you ;)
HatashiLuvsU 1 month ago
Anyone else want Emile as a companion for DA III :)
Fancymanofthedeep 1 month ago
What armor is Fenris wearing?
smileysista321 1 month ago
since i was six , SIX !
nolifeftw123 1 month ago
Ooh so that's what the elites did to Emile
259jdog 1 month ago
What Armour is that?
1097atm 2 months ago
@1097atm - Champion Armor.
Xeyska 2 months ago
@Xeyska i used to always wear my champion armor,but then i took an arrow in the knee...XD
Dark6Blood9 2 months ago
@Dark6Blood9 Lol Skyrim~
BriarxThorne 1 month ago
lol hawke pimped isabela xD!!!
mezzki1 2 months ago 8
reminds me of jowan. poor jowan.
tulpoy 2 months ago 6
@tulpoy not even jowan was this pathetic...at least he probably got some from Lily
Hellfire35 2 months ago
fenris looks badass as usual
Dcoomer001 2 months ago
2:15 That`s what the Scout said.
PlanetaJuegosPC 2 months ago
hawk's mother was supped to marry this guy's father....good riddance I say
SumJ23 2 months ago
wait
'puts sorting hat on him'
Sorting Hat: Virgin!
yeah, hes a virgin
ShadowWolfRising 2 months ago 79
@ShadowWolfRising Perfection!
LolVermillion 2 months ago
@ShadowWolfRising
It seems pubertis gave him a miss.
Lol.
JacksonComedyStudios 1 month ago
What game is this?
ItzSynq 2 months ago
@ItzSynq
Dragon Age II
Devilsnevercry61 2 months ago
"never had a drink"
too bad your not from Ferelden, he'd get drinks in that Circle.
ShadowWolfRising 3 months ago
FOREVER ALONE
explosmateer 3 months ago 148
"Oh buggery..." what a crack up!
TrishGoat42 3 months ago
Fenris is the hottest guy character ever. I almost went gay for him, and I'm straight. I had to make a female character just to romance him.
mesa176750 3 months ago
@mesa176750 hahahhahahaha thats funny
Badguy260 3 months ago
Is it just me or did you change Fenris's eyes as well? they looked silver....
FlyingPigFishy123456 3 months ago
Ohmigod. Fenris looks so.... damn hot in that outfit...
Kaefigseele 3 months ago
christ even Isabella refused him, how pathetic can you be
ferdi887 3 months ago 5
@ferdi887 you know when you're a loser when a woman with loose morals won't sleep with you, but then again contrary to popular opinion she does have standards (hero of fereldan, champion of kirkwall...)
aaron75fy 3 months ago
whats up with fenris
he looks like a jedi XD
SparpNo2Pencil 4 months ago
LOL I let him flee. He is just as dangerous as an kitten, I bet he don`t even know how to use magic.
TheGodlikeDragon 4 months ago
that's a beautiful badass hawke you have there...
TolHydra 4 months ago
Love the title of this video XD
TheArbiter10 4 months ago
Poor guy.
Citylife10 4 months ago in playlist Citylife10's favorites
ARE YOU A MAGE? CUASE U JUST MAGICKED MY BREATH AWAY!
RandomSquid123 4 months ago
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RandomSquid123 4 months ago
This scene had me in hysterics. It's even better with Anders there, he has a great line after guy says he's never kissed a girl:
Anders: "The Ferelden Circle's more fun, everyone was kissing everyone"
There's more good lines if you let him go through with bedding the girl. There's more references to it later too that are funny, even in the new DLC Mark of the Assassin.
MsLadyofDragons 4 months ago
fenris looks like a mage in this :), nice though.
Arrakeen10191 4 months ago
and will the mods work on ps3?
botdog78 4 months ago
@botdog78 - No.
Xeyska 4 months ago
@Xeyska Is that the normal staff of Parthalan, or a modded variant?
JonssonHJ 4 months ago
@JonssonHJ - The modded variant.
Xeyska 4 months ago
@Xeyska is it a special name of that mod, because the only mod I find on the staff is one that lets you have different colours on the staff. =S
JonssonHJ 4 months ago
@JonssonHJ - I put a link in the description to it, Sunnies Parthalan Pack.
Xeyska 4 months ago
And its also found at Sunnies Item Pack 1-5.
Xeyska 4 months ago
@Xeyska Thanks mate! ;D
JonssonHJ 4 months ago
how did you do the eyes and eye liner?
botdog78 4 months ago
@botdog78 - Read the description.
Xeyska 4 months ago
oh my, like a virgin, touched for the very first time... not like i would not teach him to be a big and strong warrior, i teached an old retired farmer to be a brave knight of the white stallion, not like i could not teach a young monk to be a dragon knight, first things first, he needs muscles and long flowing hair... can help with the first one, the other, only time will tell
Dewani90 4 months ago
Jedi Master Fenris: The virginity is strong with this one.
HeWhoPwnsNoobs 4 months ago
WHY MUST YOU COCK BLOCK?!?!!??!?!
TheKillerDog21 5 months ago
@TheKillerDog21 lmao that sentance just magiiked my breath away!
dbz1515 4 months ago
I hope they weren't aiming this scene to their faithful reclusive players. :<
AresimSoto 5 months ago
Lol, does he flirt with male Hawke???
xxxcoolchickxxxxx 5 months ago
@xxxcoolchickxxxxx No
blainecol 4 months ago
@nevrest He's so insecure he has to act like virginity is a virtue, and takes it all out on the guy who doesn't live up to his retarded standards of living and share his values, all to keep his illusion of virgins as all proud and noble from shattering into tiny shards of failure.
Besides, it's not like lying to get laid makes you the scum of the earth or anything. I mean, he's been locked up his entire life, give the guy a break.
93ason 5 months ago
Why does so many people dont know how to upgrade the armors of your companions..?? I did 97% of the game on my first play through without reading walkthroughs or getting any other tips and such... other 3% were premium content which... I'm just too lazy to do xD Anyways, I'm just surprised that most people dunno about it.. mhm.. :/
jassboom 5 months ago
haha...i enjoyed this scene!
Ninga0809 6 months ago
I wanna play in Engliiiiiish, french voices are horrible =(
OnceUponACake 6 months ago
how do yo get merrils and fenris outfit?
SumJ23 6 months ago
@SumJ23 - Look in the description box.
Xeyska 6 months ago 2
@93ason LMFAO! That Was Rude!
MacDaddyJify 6 months ago
@0Enigma13 it happens to some people you know
gian90lim 6 months ago
@SeraphimSwordmaster Your comment speaks volumes about you. You should come to peace with your own virginity before you criticize others'.
93ason 6 months ago
@93ason What does that mean? He shouldn't critique people because he's never stuck it in someone?
nevrest 5 months ago
This man is not just a virgin.
Virgins can carry themselves with pride and dignity for wishing to wait until love, or until they feel personally ready for sexual intimacy. Such people will usually consider their chastity a badge of personal honour for those reasons.
What this man is goes beyond merely being a sexual virgin. He's some kind of super-mega-LIFE virgin! No wonder everyone hates the Circle if this is what it does to people.
SeraphimSwordmaster 6 months ago 4
I actually felt bad for this dude so I let him have his one-night-stand before bringing him back to the templars :)
cloudgirl150 6 months ago
I would have done the same Isabella
stargamergirl 6 months ago
a French person using British slang? disgraceful, it doesn't have the same effect.
Gondorian04 6 months ago
Ooooooooh, wow.. Fenris is sooo much hotter in his metal warrior armor than in a mage robe..
SilverTearsStudios 6 months ago
Fenris: hes faking it to make him look like hes harmless
Fenris, hes a pathetic individual, he just wanted to get laid, he wasn't even using magic at all, cut the poor bastard some slack.
ShadowWolfRising 7 months ago
@ShadowWolfRising Fenris just can't understand that someone couldn't actually get laid if they wanted to, himself being sexy and overly desired by hot women and men and all.
XelestialDragon 6 months ago
shit, and Meredith wonders why Mages resort to blood magic.
ShadowWolfRising 7 months ago
can i use these mods on my 360 version?
guitaraddict55 8 months ago
@guitaraddict55 - No, you can't. It would be against Microsoft's EULA anyway.
Xeyska 8 months ago
@guitaraddict55 In a more elaborate answer you can only do mods on the PC version of Dragon Age 2. And Dragon age, which is why you see all these crazy things on Youtube, haha :)
lemlia 7 months ago
Where did you get the mage outfit?
HarvestMoonGirl567 8 months ago
@HarvestMoonGirl567 - In Act 3, its called Mantle of the Champion. You can get the set from doing quests, some of the bosses have pieces.
Xeyska 8 months ago
@HarvestMoonGirl567 kill the high dragon
antwonhelm 4 months ago
You should have just let him get laid.
playtoyx 9 months ago
Where did Fenris get that outfit?
Markis2bi4 9 months ago
@Markis2bi4 - Look in the description, first link.
Xeyska 9 months ago
Rejected.
ImaXXeatXXyeh 9 months ago
When I first reached Emile, I thought Anders would say something about my Hawke being taken already or at least glare at him.
NanoTyranusjfc 9 months ago
my favorite NPC :] He's so pathetic Hawke wanted to be friends with him but Fenris did not approve lol.
BlackRoseOfTruth 10 months ago 79
@BlackRoseOfTruth isnt he the DA2 version of Conrad verner??
TheRevan1337 5 months ago
how did u get fenris's armour
UtopiaKat 10 months ago
@UtopiaKat - Read the description, first link.
Xeyska 10 months ago
He's so pathetic, even Isabella doesn't want him... damn that's sad D:
kitsunehanyou09 10 months ago 138
Your Hakw is pretty :) How'd you get her eyes like that?
Starlesswolf001 10 months ago
@Starlesswolf001 - Bidelles Cosmetics 2. I posted a link in the description.
Xeyska 10 months ago
so u can can get different outfits for everyone ?
ROGERFONTARE 11 months ago
Where/How did you get those outfits for your party? o_0
It looks nice, is it a DLC?
shizuku90 11 months ago
@shizuku90 - Its not DLC. For Merrill, its a re-texture of her LI armor. Isabela gets the corset version of her outfit when romanced too, but that's bugged atm. If you have the PC version, you can edit it from the save file. And Fenris, I downloaded a mod to replace his armor model.
I posted some links in the description.
Xeyska 11 months ago
@Xeyska
Thank you! =D
shizuku90 11 months ago