Voicemail Theater: Season 2 Ep. 5

[SoTChaos]

broke out in tears because as this episode started i was thinking of doing the third one except i would of said copyrighted by me john fucking kennedy

[KingLink5972]

Wow. The convo in this video is worst than the last episode.

[urmumcantread12345]

had like wat 5 voicemails

[asuspup]

hah xD

[FREEAIRPRODUCTIONs]

Hehe I remember I had my first beer.

[That1LionDud3]

That joke was so funny, last time I fell of my dinosaur. :/

[rfwill13]

Whats the name of the song/beat at the end?

[lirothen]

its a preset song that comes on the mac. i dont know if it's in ilife 09, but i have it in '08.

[Sn1peEffect]

it was better when it was just halo gameplay not sims and whatever

[jonforgovernor]

dude this is getting les funnier EVERY TIME!

[MrHardKnocks8]

Why this is bullshit

[Nightmareclipsntunes]

the little kids are never funny

[Erikmcc66]

I know they are fags. How do they even get on here?

[Nightmareclipsntunes]

I don't get how they even get a hold of an M (17 +) game.

[Sdude101]

seriously drop your balls before dropping your G. I. Joes

[SpartanXC9]

Hey fuck you! G.I. Joe is awesome!

[shadowmonger21]

dude....you have no idea how it goes around are time....i was in gamestop and found a dad buying an 9 year old call of duty 4

[fahuem1]

Little kids have bigger Va Jay Jays then you bitch. This fag only talk shit in front on his moiniter and machinima it started with Teddybearofdoom10, LC1, Banana, now machinima, what a faggot.

[Nightmareclipsntunes]

What the fuck?

You have a "Va Jay Jay"?

Uh...cool.

I have a dick.

Get a life little prick.

[fahuem1]

I do have a dick. Yours is just plastic. Wow your a faggot rating my reply a thumb down. OH NO A THUMB DOWN IM SO SCARED. OMG YOU HAVE A VID OF YOUR LOGO, A SKULL WITH A GAY MANS BALLS ON IT, THATS SO COOL IM GOING SUB CAUSE IM RETARTED, EMO, AND GAY. I like for you to do better. Viocemail theater beats you even though its sucks. The only smart alic reply you can think of is 9 year old. You Bitch you are a 9 year gay emo kid. Wow that rhymed what you said. Dick, Prick.

[mechgeek]

u obviously do care otherwise u wouldnt put that comment on u idiot :P (I dont care if u spam me i already have been)

[bluedragon270]

Wow . I'm imaging what you sound like. You sound like a lowlife.

[fahuem1]

Fuck off. Nightmare goes onto other people channels, vids and talk shit cause he thinks he"s better when he just an emo kid that goes on talk shit on 3 0clock in the mourning, im tired of this agruments im not a little kid im a fucking teenager for chirst sake...... plus i think your are nightmare just moved to another account to talk shit so hey you are the lowlife.

[Youngstunna49]

not to mention the fact he said you got "owned" hes obviously nothin but a nolife nerd anyway

[PunchingKitty]

that means you looked at his dick

[fahuem1]

I do have a life. Being on the computer at 3 o clock in the mourning doesnt count thats just gay like your mom in bed. ( which is really bad, and i was threw with that bitch ages ago)

[Nightmareclipsntunes]

You're killing youself here lol.

And a (pathetic) mom joke hahaha. You're funny. And mature. It's not my fault that you're a failure at life and a 9 year old kid. And I'm not rating your comments down.

[mixtertrix]

I love watching people argue on youtube its pathetic. And i love seeing the little kids getting whats coming for them. All the little kids have (just the flamers) is just bad spelling and get owned by people with intellect it's funny

[bluedragon270]

I love when kids like this try to make somone look bad but they get owned

[felixblogger]

these voicemail theater episodes keep sucking and sucking....

[sharks4spartans]

coming from you thats not saying much....

[felixblogger]

well you probably think these episodes are funny, but their clearly not to me. They aren't like season 1 episode which was 10 times funnier.

[predator5791]

This is so bad!

[teothedemon]

now they seem shorter

[turtleman888]

lol at the stupid kid at 0:45,

"mentally obese"...morbidley obese, possibly?

[Caboose91206]

lol you're stupid its morbidly

[Sdude101]

THESE KIDZ ARE EPIIIIIIC PHAILZ

[wantedWILL]

i miss the old voicemail theatre. ther wer more vids and they seemed funnier

[devinzpalace15]

damn i wasted 1:13 of mai life

[MachinimaFanClub]

y were u dumb enough to watch the whole video then u dumbfuck

[wtfisthisshyt]

..word..

[devinzpalace15]

hey dumbass (gives middle finger)

[MachinimaFanClub]

i laugh at your attempt at flipping me off =D

[devinzpalace15]

then chaos iz true freedom

[1995jordan]

Dude... That was the dumbest thing ever...

[lightsabermaster0]

the old season one voicemails were awsome now its just a big load of poo

[DainCorporation]

@lightsabermaster0 POO? More like LOADS OF BULLSHIT!

[lucasrocks19]

BOOOOO you made me sad with this ='(

[PwnAgeAble]

gettin gayier and gayier

[thedaysleepr]

omg its so old now all it is anymore is 12 year olds making chuck norris jokes

[n000bKinG887]

noooo!!!!!!!! ... i hate chuck norris :(

[BlastoiseBB]

This sucked balls!

and every person in every fucking voicemail episode either sounds like a fuckin 10 year old or a sexually confused teenager.

[f123456789knvm]

ummm...that was short...

[MachinimaFanClub]

thats what she said

[masterchief3100]

i sent one in that was 2 part and it was called i pissed my pants but he didnt put it on : (

[z1nkmatser]

first of all machinima is not a he, its a company. second of all they cant post all of the voice mails, even though this one was unreasonably short.

[generaltacos]

5 voice mails?! as to quote the beginning"why thats bullshit!"

[The9thAvenger]

Mentally Obese?

[MartinezCowboys1]

Phat i'm guessing.

[hutty321]

Dont you notice every video all the people sound the same ?

[dorcha2442]

you never put my voicemail in you video. This is the thurd time!

[Lordofchocolate]

what was that?

[pastooleo1]

That was like... the shortest VMT ever... it was even shorter than my penis. Whats up with that huh?

[DoubleMoonz]

Lol, nice, put that in VMT dude!  B4 sum1 takez it >:|

[CaptainPwnt]

god wheres the better ones?

[JuiceBoxProd]

why so short?

[runescapezen221]

cuz they got rid of all the little 10 yr olds sending in rubbish voicemails :D

[buttersownsuall]

GHEY

[RickRollMaster]

:( this ep sucked the others were nice

[bumhedshawt102]

well... that sucked...

most of ur eps suck...

only like the first 5 were funny.

buy now its just people saying they jerk it to machinima, or they went out with machinima. its just the same stupid joke over and over again.

[caboose901]

TOOOOOOOOOOO SHORT!

[mattkiller1313]

gay needs to be longer

[Carnage1235]

Sodagod kicks Dead Pixels Ass, hell he even made a Machinma short at one point.

[EthanKaleo]

Lol @ Everyone crying from online videos .. Maybe they have lives now and don't waste there time to get flamed from fat lil kids that whine and piss themselves over this lolol

[Rcrby525]

well, dude, we're not mad, about a year ago these were funny as hell, but, they are just getting really, really old and non-funny, like carlos mencia

i do have a life, a job and a family thank you very much :)

[Rcrby525]

by family i ment that i have a family who loves me, i am only 17 (soon to be 18)

thought i'd fix that.

[s0nofp2l]

did he say mentally obese? as in... fat in the mind? o well no need to watch it again to find out

[KennyRogersKronicles]

what the hell was that

[G1234George]

pathetic the only good machinima series available right know is the chuck norris in oblivion series

[PivotProDD]

Fuck Dead Pixel, he's ruining the show.

[YourKungFuSux]

That was...

BULLSHIT.

Seriously! WTF

[XxMili0nXxXxX]

dude..i sent one D: why didnt it get shownnn

[Loliaz]

they'e proberly getting so many they have to decline some of them

[sonicsheshomaru]

wow dude this actually made me sick

[chanonymousb]

chances are no most of them sucked cause you are all foul mouth 12 year olds.

[darthnazgul]

Hey, I'm not a foul mouth 12 year old! I'm a foul mouth 15 year old!

But seriously, this series should just be cancelled. I thought it was bad but THIS is bull.

[raminals]

OUCH! what a pain to watch  not even a smile

[grimr3per556]

god these are just pathetic and unfunny,

all it is is quotes from family guy or overused jokes like mum jokes and that shit

[RequiemSoul24]

Worst fucking episode ever. There's honestly no better voicemails than this shit?

[yakula123]

they have got really short and theres no effort in them anymore

[HALOGUNNYSGT]

wtf... this one sucked god use some good ones.

[kryszewskij]

it needs to be longerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

see what i did there

[Morener1]

dude, I know you guys get like 2,304,078,996,596,057 VMS's a day There's gotta be better material than this crap.

[WaffleNinja64]

This one sucked cock through a straw

[AFriggenMoose]

come on

use the good ones not the shittacular ones

[DeLuck69]

Chuck Norris = auto fail -__-

[Rcrby525]

JUST CANCEL THE SERIES OR PUT UP THE BEST OF THE BEST

i KNOW FOR A FACT YOU GUYS SCREEN VOICEMAILS!

i sent you guys like *counts fingers* 5 times, comic gold, yet you guys just refuse, cancel the series or just play the funny ones

these are just corny, really, really corny

[SPORE07]

your prolly were not as funny as you thought they were and yes the series has gone down hill just quit dissing them

[DoubleMoonz]

Someone is overrating themselves.

[Malignant08]

i thought u cudnt get worse then an episode a few back, then the next one came out n proved me wrong..then the next one was worse etc...its jjust embarrasing now, dnt release another unless u get some really decent ones plz.

[legolad007]

This is dumb. I agree with EliteGuard01.

[Narutohunter1]

i feel so sorry for them because everyone hates them now

[wampastompa1]

needed to be longer..and better

[Girggles]

it sounds like the same thing each time...

[EliteGuard01]

That was probably the worst Voice mail theater I have ever watched.

[bfme2owns]

yup this one need to be alittle longer and funnyer

[jsu401]

*yawn* And I thought TV commercials were boring. this is just more of a waste of time....

[cashdragon57]

gayyyyyyyy

[eight67five309]

that was horrible

[DEEKay004]

Ever since season 2 voicemail theatre has sucked alot i like the oled halo 3 voicemail alot better.

[abeserkhobo]

why are all the voicemails unfunny and sent in by like 10 year olds

[LemonLimeMan]

didn't cracked a smile

[Dave4891]

complete waste of my time right there

[lijawan0]

that sucked!!!

[unknownshadow1993]

so unfunny

[DubyaBoy]

NONE of those were even funny, old ones were WAY better

[FTFAOTS]

Short N gay

[petermjbrowne]

that was not as good as it normally is :(

[DirtyDanny95]

fail

[Boviking]

How to get your voice in this series:

-Mention something about machinima

-Be random

-Don't have an annoying voice, no matter how funny you are, you're voice will kill the joke.

Shouldn't this series have died like months ago? It's barely even funny anymore, since it seems like we're watching the same type of joke with new editing and voices.

Meh, atleast egger3rd is on machinima now, so I suppose it's alright.

Please make a reply saying: DON'T WATCH IT THEN! because that's funnier than this.

[ChaosmanOne]

A really big truck. Death.

[memyselfdinges]

NOTHINGS BEATS CHUCK NORRIS!

[AlexTheRussianAnt]

Cancer does.

[Kuusnelonen]

it has been made clear in a southpark episode, that money is the cure for cancer. And chuck norris has more money than he would need.

Cuz after all, he's chuck fucking norris!

[AlexTheRussianAnt]

I stand corrected. If southpark says so then it must be true.

[Kuusnelonen]

Nao u gots it l0l!

[skattman7]

aids

[darkassian111]

meh

[jeewalk]

oh now that was just sad...

[ProfesserMoriarty]

you made me slit my wrist. YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO MACHINIMA? FUCK!

[Dounutgboy11]

Wow the Halo 3 community is pretty bad right now. All that's left are 12 year old kids who dont do chores so they can buy better games.

[joeystar8888]

mmmmmmmm its not that bad, welll ok its bad, but halo was just like the roman empire, it had to fall one day

[Shirdel7221]

It hasn't yet. Just because one Machinima's bad, does it mean the whole of Halo is finished? No. Just like as if there's a crazy chef in a restraunt. Is that restruant finished? No, they'll just fire that person.

Halo is NOT over yet.

[joeystar8888]

i really do hope so

[vbdude006]

didnt even make me laugh, either you guys r making this worse, or ....wait that would be to mean to say

[thedoctor0226]

WOOOOOOW i am in this one @#&^%$#^%@# cool! thanks Voicemail Theater

[sharper4221]

Way too short. They're were like 4 voice mails. 0.o

[rsvidmaker26]

this sucked cock

[jwxyz09]

what thats bull shit

[GuineaPro3]

lol the pic waz bettr then the rest of the movie

[dranzer608]

the song at the end is proboly better then the rest of the episode...

[Emond233]

wtf

[FuturamaGuy]

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?

[n00bs7ud10z]

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooo

(breathe in)

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(clear throat)

TOTAL BULLSHIT

[WiiLuxio]

I just saw this video cause i saw a fat cat o__o.

[birddie01]

ME TOO XD and

[stevenskul]

Why so short?

[sora538]

I agree the old episodes were much better and the old intro was WAY BETTER!!!!

[garka]

wow. short and horrible

[str8pr0duct]

This show is really becoming awful. There are no original voicemails, and this episode had like 5. Even if all of the voice mails were just awful, they could have waited for some good ones and taken more time to put up the new episode. Fans would complain, but i'd rather watch something good then waste my time watching this garbage.

[Gruntwie]

waist of time

[holy0camster]

waste

[Thisisforhalo123]

the chuck norris thing is getting old!

[DDCrob]

no its not getting old it is old

[jkshoujk]

LOL all these messages are just kissing Machinima's ass...

[dragonwizerd]

So faggy. What the hell?

[cjh19]

what is the name of the chuck norris game?

[killerof666666]

wow that was too short :(

[jkshoujk]

That's what she said

[Nevermore2007]

LAME!!!!11

[josh2k207]

too short and lame im disapointed :(

[Ynmiz17]

what was that? only 5?

[Krator15]

Think about it, would you prefer to listen to 50 crap ones or 5 pretty good ones?

[Freiza890]

The ones in this were all horrible.

[karma7007]

50 retarded ones.

[Blackie212]

Well the longer episodes were funny. it just depends on ppl sense of humor. Plus you won't enjoy unless there's more. Well i won't.

[Missylol]

pretty gay

[thundragent]

short and not funny

[oliverclothesove]

PISS COMING FROM MY ASSSSSS!

[xxsouthpawxx451]

kinda short

[SilentReyn]

"Yea that's right...I just called you 'mentally' obese." I think the poor lad was looking for the term "morbidly"

Someone, please, find this kids address, and mail him a box and on it have stamped "I fail at vocabulary." Also, inside the box, place his dead fat cat. xD Too mean?

[Cheezburger2012]

l-l-l-l-l-l-l-laaaaaame

[petree50]

Wow, not good at all...

[PibbsRosekrans]

This sucked, just have halo atleast

[foodisveryverytastey]

WTF?? That was really, really short....

[Chick6517]

Wow. Your video is really clear. Whenever I upload videos onto youtube, it never comes out that clear. What did you do differently?

[cruton88]

wow..ony 1:13 long?

[Froststyle01]

where is my old voicemail theater =(