Up Close and Personal: A Whore's Lament

[professorbland]

it's probably because of your stereotypical "impressions" of black people, and your liberal use of the n word. WHAT A CATCH. >.>

[Seeyalea]

Are you and Brett still dating??

[raynbow105]

@glenjaminrex No no, thank YOU for enjoying that I enjoyed your public service announcement. Ah yes laddy, aaall the from the emerald isle! Hibernia! The land of the leprecha- I can't do it. (You're hilarious)

[glenjaminrex]

@raynbow105 hahaha, i can totally imagine you saying that, too. :D

[chrostian66]

I whould Rather have a relationship and get to know them better then do that then go at it like rabbits when the person says hi to you. but that is just me

[glenjaminrex]

@chrostian66 "Hi, it's a pleasure to meet you, I'm Jack. Jack Rabbit."

[Taratalk]

god... i want your goodies... lol

[glenjaminrex]

@Taratalk But they'll be staying in the jar, Tara...until the first and fifteenth of every month when I give free taste tests. :]

[SpasticFlailure]

Haha, I totally get it. I was talking to the guy I like and he kept staring at my boobs. I mean...I like you, and yes, you can touch my boobs LATER, but eyes up here. :P It's the principal of the thing, you know? "Philosophy." "Sex?" "Wtf...well...okay."

[glenjaminrex]

@SpasticFlailure You are a girl after my own heart, Brigid....which is why my parents are so thankful I don't have ovaries. hahaha.

[theycallusninja]

Well sometimes people assume that if someone's good looking then they're easy. Sooo you're probably gonna have that problem the rest of your life lol.

[glenjaminrex]

@theycallusninja Awww, NICOLE! That's sooooo nice of you to say--aw, the "rest of my life" :] --Well, at LEAST until the accident... :D

[derebin]

Nah you're just too sexy. Any other schmo and they'd talk philosophy all day erryday before the thought of fucking even comes to mind.

"Heyyy youtuub"

I'm just interested in you cuz you're adorable sorry :(

[glenjaminrex]

@derebin Oh derebin, you really know how to fluff a girl's ego :#]...you're DEFINITELY getting some toNIGHT! ;]

[10047994]

I thought there was korean in your closet, but then I realized it said 'OFF'... lol

I think it's because you are amazing and maybe you should put some clothes on..... haha

BYE! ^u^

[glenjaminrex]

@10047994 Oooh, you mean THIS? (holds up korean to english dictionary) It's so I can translate what they're saying in K-pop videos. So I'm not dancing to a song about gummy bears or something--though I must say I would find that very appealing. :]

[10047994]

@glenjaminrex Your reply slightly confused me. lol. And I think you dancing to a kpop song would be amazing =] You should definitely look into that =D

[raynbow105]

This was a peculiar mix of informative, touching and hilarious. Awesome :)

[glenjaminrex]

@raynbow105 and it was BECAUSE of all the peculiar touching that I felt compelled to MAKE this video, Raynbow :[

Thanks for enjoying my Public Service Announcement. :] (and ALL the way in Ireland, too! Sweet!)

[FromUnderTheRock]

It's very important to me that they never know my last name, so I guess we're kinda the opposite that way.

[glenjaminrex]

@FromUnderTheRock But you know, Buck, once the exchange of money is involved, NATURALLY all those rules get thrown out the window. ;D

[MarleneTheMalicious]

@glenjaminrex Haha, maybe I'll try it next time, thanks ^^

[MarleneTheMalicious]

Maybe because you're frikken cute? =P I get that sometimes too. You just want to have a normal, deep convo with someone about your opinions on life etc., when they suddenly start to touch you inappropriately... The best thing for me to do is just slap their hands away, walk away, or just go with the flow, haha.

[glenjaminrex]

@MarleneTheMalicious aww :#] thanks Marlene. Usually once people start to touching inappropriately I'll just scream "Rape," one of my five ultimate all time things to yell!

[pkmn7777777]

@glenjaminrex what are the other 4? maybe you should make a video...

[glenjaminrex]

@pkmn7777777 lol, okay I think i will! That's a great idea. But I'll tell you them in advance, alright--since you came up with the idea? here they are in the ascending order of favoriteness:

"BACK OFF!"

"GET AWAY FROM ME!"

"RAPE!"

"NEVER!"

"How DARE YOU!"

[Gayguy7575]

heheheh this happens to me all the time i want to talk and they want to get fu**ed but sometimes i go on the date just want to fu** the guy and all he does is only talk

[glenjaminrex]

@Gayguy7575 Oh Shamil. On days where talking isn't on the menu for me, I must stay indoors...or fear tearing an innocent bystander to shreds with my voracious sensuality.

[BrettTheIntern]

Your skin looks nice. Also, it sounds like you're getting sick again.

- Brett

ps - I'm glad you're vlogging again.

[glenjaminrex]

@BrettTheIntern No, I'm just lazy and like to mouth-breathe. :] and thanks. Sacrificing small woodland creatures to a narcissistic sea-borne goddess does wonders in terms of beauty. Oh vindictive and deceitful Aphrodite, so shallow are thee like the shoreline waters from whence ye sprang.

[mesoemo]

slam your fist on a table and say NO sex until you memorize my name and learn how to spell it!

=]

It's not cause you're easy, you're just too gorgeous and they want them some glen.

[glenjaminrex]

@mesoemo I'll have to remember to do that before I get up on said table :] Thanks.

And aww....you just made this guy turn orange (get it? because yellow + red = orange? lol)