The Stork Is Real!

[johnthomas1968]

OOOHHHH, I understand now. So when the church said we shouldn't spill our seed, they really meant the bird seed. I get it... without the bird seed, the stork will never come. That makes total sense on so many levels.

Edward: I wish you'd make more than 50 more videos. They are a pleasure to watch. Thanks.

[Zackarot]

Storks come from my penis? I'll stork all over your face baby

[EveryBodySucks100]

so that motherfucking stork is the reason why i have to sleep with a jerk off addict teenager on a stateroom? i'm buying an AR15 next week, let's se if that bitch comes over one of these days...

[MEareCAT]

@EveryBodySucks100 hehehe I fly too fast for you to get me >:D

[emailtheoldies]

so that's why condoms don't work, i get it now!

[MadnessIsRelative]

I'm fairly certain the stork is actually an analogy to the phallus.

Check me on that, it's just a guess.

[highflyerddx]

Mary was sleeping around and didnt want anyone to find out

[bexksamuel20]

@highflyerddx dude hell yeah! Mary had an affair. what better way to lie to your husband than to tell him that it was an emaculate pregnancy

[mattakudesu]

from what i can tell, the stork needs to stop visiting teenage girls.

[TheTehme]

look accept it ok its were we come from if god thought it was disgusting then why do babies come from there ok your a virgin most likley thats hurting the chances of life on most adults and dislike all you want on this comment its not true the storks not year and im only 9

[XxSequndaEtapaXx]

@TheTehme FYI this id Saitire I understand your young but this is called parody. He is actually an atheist

[Qsdd0]

@TheTehme Have you heard of punctuation?

[taka3000000o]

@TheTehme this video was a joke he was just jokeing

[manwithouthat44]

god you are ugly and annoyhing smugass

[tatohej]

Why would God bless America only? ...............if he loves everyone equally, how about the other countries? :))))))

[tatohej]

Stop humiliate yourself :)

[JoeTheAtheist86]

Edward Current=GOD. PRAISE HIM LOL

[LOGIC42369]

I had sex with a girl and she didn't get pregnent - CHECKMATE!

I didn't have sex with my gf but she got pregnant anyway - CHECKMATE!

The buybull doesn't say anything about dickinthepussy - CHECKMATE!

I played chess last night - CHECKMATE!

Refute that, sexists!!! And check your mates before you write the check to mate them! CHECKMATECHEKMATECHEKMTEACHEKM­ATECHEKMASTE!!

[MyBandNameWasTaken]

@LOGIC42369 This comment has got to be one of the most awesome comments I've seen in a long-ass time.

[LOGIC42369]

@MyBandNameWasTaken thanks lol and you have an awesome screenname

[Londron]

Ok guys stop it, if this ain't enough sarcasm for your sarcasm detector to go off then there is something wrong with YOU!

Or you can be American I guess, Sarcasm is a mainly European thing.

[mattakudesu]

@Londron sarcasm is rampant in america, HOWEVER, many christians in america are actually that dumb.

[Metalgears1]

Look at all the babies there are in the world. That's all the evidence you need that the stork exists!

LMFAO

[Metalgears1]

Checkmate, Fertilizationists!

LMFAO

[rocky21321]

its incredible how many people think this is real

[ParaSpite]

Oh. He is a troll after all!

[SacredJager]

I am not leaving comments on your genitalia, rude man.

[siemka321]

Hmm, there are storks living not far from my house. They have a small nest and there are about 4 storks. Hmm, why don't they have a baby. Also... MY TROLL SENCE IS TINGLING!

[TheCaptainLulz]

Eddie, youve touched on the base of the whole god tree in this one. Disgust for the female sex organs is what started all of this bullshit.

[MrKeenoRossi]

Too funny! "Checkmate, fertilizationists!"

[aden302000]

Id love to meet "mrs current" lol!

[coffeecakes11]

sorry to tell you "god" is not real........

[Random1a2b3c4d5e6f7g]

@coffeecakes11 Do you not get that he's using satire? He's actually an atheist.

[vglgvn534912]

Watched this after watching my porn

[Zandonus]

The stork is real, go to wikipedia!!!

[HyrAyl]

Therefore a hunting rifle is the best contraceptive.

[theones77]

LOL

"body fluids (to test our faith)"

LLOOLLOLOLO love this guy

[haxxoromg]

i am in shock at the number of ppl who have such little grasp of sarcasm lawlz the comments are usually funnier than the video itself

[Nora6400]

like this coment to he can see it comon wait 50 200 videos more and you still wont have a baby, cmon have some intelligence the babies dosent appear from no were its ok to beleave in god beouse ists something we need but the bible was fixed up with tings that you say cmon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[JaceaRise]

@Nora6400 This is satire. A joke. He knows how babies are made.

[ndrthrdr1]

I pray to EdwardCurrent.

[AgEyal]

OMG! I'm not a christian, but I thought you are a smart Christian.

YOU ARE DUMB AS HELL! You will have no baby till you die, then you burn in hell.

[WastingElectricity]

@AgEyal it's a joke, calm down man XD

[Seismostorm]

@AgEyal Mr.Stupid this is a joke you are dumb as hell.

[30colt30]

0:40 cuz it wasnt real

[Paolodude404]

Today, that I learned that God created sex. Yeah for real! It's suppose to be something beautiful. So, that means having sex is when you want to have a baby. :D XD

[Steveman27]

@Paolodude404 No, you are wrong. Having sex is for when you want to fulfill your extremely strong sexual desires and sexual needs for those you find sexy, whether you intend to procreation or not, which is why protection is used. Sex is to fulfill the needs that need to be met where those who never get it can eventually become so miserable that they'd rather kill themselves. Since I'm a sexually frustrated virgin at 32 years old, I need to make up for lost time and have sex with LOTS of women.

[GamerGeek2012]

the stork is real?

HA! and i suppose the cake isnt a lie?

[upthedownsterio]

@GamerGeek2012 it wasn't a lie. you just didn't get any.

[Blarghonius]

"Fertilizationists." Saying that makes as much sense as calling someone an evolutionist.

[BLACKSABBATH0HM]

Funny as hell vid LOL.

[ufjazzman97]

I can't get enough of this guy. He's just like Stephen Colbert. Pure genius! Checkmate atheists! lol.

[mozary2]

In Holland we don't have many storks,and the ones we have get killed by stupid people with airguns,yet there are lots of babies born,so if you and mrs.Current want to have a baby,visit my country,women here get impregnated by God all the time.

[TaekwondoPiano]

Edward you're so funny. I love your video's.

[petion2010]

This is way too funny. Ah! Ah!

[honda2363]

About a month ago an awful accident occured just a few miles from my home. Two elderly woman just left their church and suddenly a car swerved off the road and ran the two women over, killing one instantly and the other died the following day. Now...why didn't god make the pastor speak for an extra minute or two? In my opinion gods future-predicting-hard-drive crashed, preventing him from carrying out his usual miracles...

[emikochan13]

@honda2363 now i want to see god's gaming rig :p

[tgiacin435]

love the irony he has christian adds yet hes making fun of it

[ninjastick16]

/watch?v=NLDcutLndL4

[johndebbra]

does that mean all da oter chillen yes (spelling mistakes are meant) that are in body fluids are dead and we went against Gods commandments of thou shalt not kill OHHH NOOEEEEEEESSSSS

[swatson1190]

How funny!

[qwertyblaaah]

lol "bodily fluids (to test our faith)"

[TheAmrator]

"God bless America" LOL!

[SkateboardTaco]

Plus reproduction has been proven dumbass it's nit a theory

[SkateboardTaco]

Dude where's the proof for any of your radical Christian crap

[xoxILoveCatsxox]

@SkateboardTaco Calm down, he's an atheist. This is a satire to make Christians look stupid. It works, doesn't it? ;)

[nutabambi]

why you insult your mum?

T___________T

[instereovideos]

The fool says in his heart, there is no stork. Hilarious.

[sexyxrs]

hahahahahahahaahaaha

50 more videos

tell ur wife to give me a call i promise u you wont need more videos for the miricle :p

[greatphillip2]

I respect your views but if you tell children that, we might have more young births and the young mother [teenager or preteen] might say "oh, babies come from storks so I thought it wouldn't..." and you know the rest.

[gnrNnirvana]

@greatphillip2 if the teenager is stupid enough to belive that they desirve it. and this is a satire

[iPlayWithPhysics]

Conclusion of this video: he's a virgin.

[immunetocommonsense]

I am praying for you brother Edward and pretty Virginia. But I am shocked, are you a racist? The stork who brings the newborn to Africa is a black Angel. You are blessed with so much wisdom that the pope wants to make you a Saint!!

PS: You will be blessed with a child through virginity birth.

[UnderManlac]

Babies don't just come by store willy nilly. You gotta get the catalog and pick out the one you want. Duh. It's like ordering from a catalog and having it delivered.

[PaulDavisify]

God told Adam and Eve to be fruitful and multiply but only in the context of marrage God came up with the idea of sex so you are sinning by false teachings

[UnderManlac]

@PaulDavisify Lol, you actually think he is talking like he believes in this stuff? He's an atheist and is mocking Christians.

[PlayFunGamesFree]

@PaulDavisify when god first told adam and eve to be fruitful and multiply, he said nothing about marriage.

[PaulDavisify]

@PlayFunGamesFree i know that but i was trying to say you are supposed to be married before sex sorry if i mess up

[729pete]

Sexual Reproduction vs Stork Myth/Intelligent Delivery Theory.

TEACH THE CONTROVERSY.

[drandersw]

I have never understood the expression "God bless ...". Are you telling God to bless? Does he obey? What is involved in the blessing process?

[drrx8]

You must be high

[itsjustameme]

Chosen to remain pure because of my bad ankle :)

[123ilikecheese456]

lol i bet you beliving god to 

[GrandmasterBBC]

"Do you really think we spawn, like fish in the mud?" Only if you are doing it correctly.

[jam63112]

ok man just try sex, you will see it's very good so why force yourself to beleive it's bad ?

yes it's good and yes, it's very good

you predict well when you say there will be mockers

[spikedemon57]

what christian believes in the stork? lol

and since when is it a sin to talk about sex?

[ghjboy]

mary was fertilized by the holy spirit..........You can't just get a baby with waiting.................God can help you with getting s baby, but God can't do everything alone. You will have to do your part

[besidemymind]

@ghjboy - You're an idiot.

[ghjboy]

@besidemymind and why?

[besidemymind]

@ghjboy - First of all, this guy is a comedian. He isn't a Christian... he's acting.

"fertilized by the Holy Spirit"? Wow... If you believe in that, you're an idiot.

God has nothing to making a baby. Under that same logic, it's god's will for a awoman to get pregnant by rape or incest.

Yeah... you're an idiot.

[ghjboy]

@besidemymind ok, sorry. But thanks! :D I didn't know that he was a comedian!

[123ilikecheese456]

@ghjboy mary was raped by a "holy spirit"

[Tigerwyld]

where do baby storks come from? :(

[TheAstroSteve]

@Tigerwyld The Edward angel. He doesn't need a creator somehow, becuase that would ruin my whole argument.

[Tigerwyld]

"all male cinema ... ...that i've heard about." LOL awesome. I too; have only heard about them..

[SeXyEmoBoyy1]

You should ask your brother Al how he got the baby xD

[100flobby]

The stork is real - its just instead of delivering the baby he flies in and steals it sometimes... And thats where abortion comes from.

[Cmontermini]

HAHA VIRGINIA CHASTITY CURRENT YESSSSSS

[gulbirk]

145 christians are smart enough to realise that this is satire, and 145 atheists are two stupid to realise that this is satire.

[Hopefulfilment]

I think you are right Edward... or did I just prove you wrong by saying that? Should I have scorned you? I have a hard time keeping up with the logics... but I don't really have to, when thinking makes my head hurt I just use your opinions as my own. Thank you for making my life so much easier Edward Current.

[littlemisspoppiepie]

If people still tihnk this guy is a christian after this video....

[UndeadClown95]

@littlemisspoppiepie They will thats the sad part. I loved the cramming down children's throats thing

[littlemisspoppiepie]

@UndeadClown95 Yeh haha :)

[djmsms13]

@angryblueflamingo98 if you would bother to pay attention you'd know he's joking! So calm down!

[Angryblueflamingo98]

WHY DO YOU THINK WE HAVE FUCKING GENITALS RETARD!!!! TO MAKE BABIES ITS THE ONLY NATURAL WAY!!! there was no virgin mary! if there was explain this, how come there are no virgin births today? becasue the bible is full of extremist bullshit

[USAPatriot776]

@Angryblueflamingo98 fuck you there is no way you know

[ELEMENTSFAN666]

It's funny when people think he's not joking, and yes he's not a Christian he's an atheist

[djwilliams310]

The funny thing is that the people doesnt kno hes joking. ur the dumb asses. and the world isnt gonna end. god will save us. check mate u athiest

[Grunge00125]

is this guy serious? I hope he's not....

[CptBadAsA55]

@Grunge00125 naw he aint he's joing in his vdeos

[Grunge00125]

shweet

[experssion123]

I'm not a rebulican so I'm not religious. But to be honest there are more births than deaths.

[cexyboy]

Can't believe I didn't bother to look but...now that I have; everybody look at the category under the video is placed. 5 stars for being incredibly hilarious.

[radgortthesly]

not to troll, but man i find this guy annoying. he either is criticizing a religion just to get views on youtube, or he actually means all this (i believe its the former). I am Christian, and everything he says in his videos "supporting" christianity is really squewd. This video especially. i mean seriouslly. a Angelic stork?.........just wow....

[hviw]

Right wing Christians don't want anybody to have sexless marriages. They want other christian couples to reproduce like rabbits. Sure they want gays to marry the opposite sex but they want them to have plenty of crappy sex with the spouse they aren't attracted to.

[Raini411]

I don't hate storks, but your description of sex is disgusting because you are

[crissxxx]

It's satire,its just comedy.

[TheSlackerkid114]

is this guy really this fucking stupid that he thinks that theres a stork. hes such a dumbass.

[crissxxx]

Well from what you say that makes him a pretty good actor.

[Massiah82]

What i love about these videos...

1) Christians support him because they think he's a Christian

2) Athiests mock him because they think he's a Christian

Conclusion: Stupid people are everywhere :P

[Sneezlebob]

@Massiah82 Finally someone gets it. Being a Christian or an Atheist doesn't make you better than someone. People are equally stupid. Atheists need to get of their high-horse and the same goes for Christians.

[lopytube]

@Massiah82 yeah sadly I also have to ask you sir(most likely male)did you catch on right away.

I did the first video after the clip was over.

Its kinda funny but at the same time I gotta live in a country with these people.

I mean can you really imagine trying to talk to a person that thinks hes downright sincere.

Sometimes I think about sending my "Christ"buddies on these pages just to see how long it takes them....if ever

[Massiah82]

@lopytube i clocked this guy immediately, he plays on classic stereotypical attitudes of both Christians and the Atheistic views of Christians. He does it wonderfully, in some videos the sarcasm is more blatant, but i prefer the more subtle argumentative videos. You should send you're Christian friends a link, its good to question one's faith - it should help them grow spiritually.

[PaulDavisify]

@Massiah82 i do not support him and i am a Christian

[UnderManlac]

@PaulDavisify I am an atheist and I support him 100%. I love how he mocks you christians.

[Massiah82]

@PaulDavisify As a Christian myself, i do not find these videos offensive, on the contrary i find them very amusing :D If nothing else these videos makes one question their faith, & i believe that to be a good practice for anyone (be it Christian or Atheist) to seek answers to the issues brought up. Christians angered by these videos need to grow stronger in their faith, for their anger comes from doubts in their beliefs - think about that. These videos are good for Christian spiritual growth :)

[johndebbra]

@Massiah82 intellectually challenged is a nicer way to put it :)

[ykoh15]

@Massiah82 i think the athiests thought that there are Christians just as stupid like edward is satirizing.

[anastasiavladimir]

@Massiah82 I don't think any atheists think he is serious....

I would hope, for humanities sake, that no one thinks he is anything but sarcastic.

[shagoosty]

@anastasiavladimir Some people don't realize that he is satirical. However if you go over to Venomfangx you can see why it's hard to tell the difference.

[TotalInvestigations]

lol if men could get pregnant there'd be thousands of preggo 9 year olds in the vatican

[TotalInvestigations]

hes fcking hilarious he is the king of youtube satire lol this guy should get a movie not fred

[britanyjune]

for satan merely did not create sin, he distort truth. Taking sex that is holy between man and wife, and then corrupting by a filthy image u laid on it, and tempting those who are not married into it.

[britanyjune]

u have completely corrupted and distorted the beauty of sex between a husband and wife. Christ was born of a virgin so then He would not inherit the sinful nature that is passed by the seed of man (law of Genesis 1:12 & the corruption of the seed of man Genesis 3) As for man and woman, it is them becoming one in spirit, mind, and heart, thro this producing fruit of a child. Watch out for how you distort that truth,

[thewormpie]

my penis is the stork and the white stuff that comes out is my heavenly baby maker

[hdizdiz14]

look at all the BABIES there are in the world...

lol... and there are more than just young ones , if you know what i mean..

I have a friend who's a big baby! lol

[scotthorlbeck]

BABIES: Evidence of the stork! Love it, Edward... :)

[jesus4weed]

tell you what edward, if you clamp your dick in that big ol book of crap you got there at least you wont be having any more bigot redneck christian babies. without that sheet staining goo its impossible to have babies.checkmate.

[Tunedup81]

Keep that EVIL BIRD AWAY FROM ME!! AHHhhhhhhhhh........!

[SkippyLeDoo]

It is good to imagine, but fact is fact. I isnt a theory. It has been proven, recorded with microscopes and shown to the world. We are but beings of flesh and blood, and reproduce as such. Reproduction requires sex, the virgin mary is beyond our current scientific knowledge and only happened ONCE. Checkmate, asshole.

[Houltoke]

Come on guys he's the greatest satyr in youtube! LOL don't take him serious

[adobePC]

Funny : )

[Richardisdorky]

Love the subtitles. Yeah fuck you fucking fertilizationalists. Fuck you in your moist sin hole.

[Bakugancollecterm]

lies babys come from mothers and sperm is little people and storks suck

[killa2000dec]

the only way your girl will get pregnant without you having sex is if she fucks another guy from work whch will probably happen if she wants some.

[growingneeds]

I love you! =) *You made my day.*

[NaruChick101]

LMFAO XD

[girlingreensocks]

does he have to take the fun out of everthing

[DamnGoodNick]

@BirdosLesbianLover wow u try to sound smart but u rly fail :)

all his vids are made in this specific way on purpose

[Oudler]

This guy is brilliant! LOL

[pyromaanisi]

@BirdosLesbianLover THIS IS SATIRE!!! HE IS ACTING HOW DUMB CHRISTIANS IS :D

[spoona96]

wow if you dont need to have sex to be a dad im surprised the vatican isnt teaming with babies

[QuestionYourThoughts]

@BirdosLesbianLover dude its a joke

[battleroyal797]

lol spawn

[anassisofdreams]

I mock the stork... The stork is a lie...just like cake...

[yohonifer]

@anassisofdreams THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

[PeterJefferson]

I like the last part when he was using some of the most common ways christians argue their believes. That all the babies in the world are evidence that the stork exists and stuff. So accurate. People should see this and realise how foolish their arguments can sometimes be.

[NarutoNave]

LOL, it's hilarious how he only gets good ratings because the christians actually belive in the stuff he's sayin and gives him a thumbs up, while smart people realise that he's just sarcastic and gives him a thumbs up for mockin' on christians

[zapproowsdower]

@NarutoNave rofl that's so true. I can personally testify to that, from seeing so many of his videos

[k7leetha]

@NarutoNave

lol Yep, and the other 291 people are christians who understood they were being mocked. :D

[aproud5thape]

why every one is on that openion that u can have a baby like joseph n marry did don worry mr n miss current u will do of course i will tell one idea that will help for ex sitting on toilet for enough time (of course u don need me to mention the part that there should be a man between miss and the toilet lol) hilarious congrats ed

[UltramanTiga333]

If you want a baby the way Mary and Joseph got a baby,good luck even getting there,cause you will have to realize you need to do what all the other peeps are doing.

[UltramanTiga333]

If this "Stork" really exists,explain how mothers have to go to the hospital to give birth instead of the baby "magically appearing" in front of her bed the next morning?

[NathanRomml]

He convinced me.

[morrowindmods]

I think you mister are gay : )

[killa2000dec]

i was just about to inform hitler the stork is a lie but i knew he would get angry so i asked gunsche to do it. he refused, the cowardly bastard.