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  • Just so fake!

  • number of likes- 9/11 number of dislikes- 100

  • i used to transform into a goat but then i took an arrow to the knee..

  • That's why they call it a SCAPEGOAT. Not the first time this happens in history.

  • Redefines the term "scapegoat."

  • Mabye he turned into a goat, with his car.

  • My pet lehprechan vomits gold. XD

  • a guy could turned into a goat- i can turn ice into water

  • WHO THE FUCK IS IN CHARGE OF THE SUBTITLES ?!?!?!?!!!?

  • I am now scared of Nigeria Societies.

  • Once I transformed in to a truck.

  • @MartinMitrovicZgif Hi, Ironhide! :D

  • shes really cute

  • Anti-religious

  • the fuck types this shit?XD

  • Hahahaha, scapegoat. Forget the boy and get the goat!

  • The answer is science. Not goats.

  • signs is the answer.

  • A lion ahahaha!! ROAR!! lmao!!!!!!!!

  • I'd rather live in a world where people believe in impossible things than a world where no one believes in anything at all.

  • @WastedPo you're an idiot

  • @Parralyzed, and you are truly an internet warrior. Bang. Zing. You really got me.

  • @WastedPo I know right^^

    The issue is what value you attach to Truth. Believing in impossible things is per definition blieving in lies. The question is, are you really willing to put your personal subjective well-being before the experience of Truth?

  • @Parralyzed, yes, but it gets tricky when you consider that we live in a world where no one dreams much about anything anymore. What exactly is "impossible?"

    Can we change the system? No, things will never change, that's just reality. Can I follow my dreams? No, you will work a cubicle your entire life, and that's fine, because making minimum wage is all that matters and to want anything else is childish. Could there be life on other planets? No, and you are insane for even considering it.

  • I guess what I'm saying is, I think it's better to live a life in which there are possibilities. There may be some "overlap" there into negative-results territory with a few people believing their mailbox talks to them. But that's better than the extreme other direction I feel our society has gone in, where avenues of possibility have been shut down in people's minds as "impossible" when they actually aren't.

  • @WastedPo That's very true. Though "impossibility" has a wide range, as you illustrated. Flying into space and discovering extraterrestrial life on the one hand is practically impossible atm. On the other hand quitting your menial job and going for your dream is absolutely in the realm of possibilities. I have this saying that goes "If you don't like reality, change it." So if you believe in your dream and have the power in you to fulfil it, then by definition it's no longer impossible.

  • @WastedPo No.2:

    And I think that believing in things that are possible is much more beautiful and rewarding instead of believing in things that are false, e.g. hoping that some vague entity will change your life for you. The problem I guess is knowing what things are truly impossible and what maybe you just can't envsion, but could make happen. Though in this case, relying on science, logic and common sense should suffice ;-)

  • Science is the answer it's always been the answer

  • and the police slap his hoofs and the goat replied " that right im baaaaa d

  • scapegoat

  • they were higher than a kite..... (doobie) in america theres an elephant but in africa a goat or was it a ram.... ones female and the other male wich is it only the goat knows

  • You hear that you religious idiots? Your god is a goat, and it's not the answer.

  • I never get tired of re-watching this clip.

  • Why does all the exciting stuff happen in Africa and Asia? :[

  • @xXchelsearoxXx Because they have witches

  • fuck you you atheist fag

  • @facewilly realigon is for retards

  • @bradledots atheism is 4 fags

  • @facewilly wow thats a really smart response just shows how inteiligent you are...... dumbass

  • @bradledots ya sure atheist homo u believe that science is the answer to everything dont you where do you go after you die then you dumb fuck why dont you go suck on your science teachers dick

  • @facewilly ok whatever you say you religous freak let me ask you something have you ever talked to god or seen him..... no you havent so why dont you go fuck yourself you homophob the only reason you belive in god is because your scared off the after life so you belive whoever promises a solution. oh yea and for the record im not gay but i see nothing wrong with people who are

  • @bradledots im not scared of the after life because i know i will go to heaven because im Cristian i also know you will go to hell for being an atheist piece of shit btw how old are you kid

  • @facewilly well if you really most know im 15 years old so dont call me kid and tell me if this makes sence ive been a good person all my life ive never killed anything i help people when i see them in troble im not saying im perfect but i do my part in life but all because you say i dont belive in some old fat guy with a white beard up in the clouds im going to go to hell now does that really make sence to you or are you really that much of a moron

  • @bradledots i bet you wish you were 15 you're probely like seven you probely believe you will turn to a tree or something after you die dont you dumbass

  • @facewilly do you realize how stupid you sound yea know id love to sit here all day and have this retarded argument with but i have things to do unlike you who are probily just gonna try to convert people into beliveing what you belive so please stop talking to me

  • @bradledots good i was getting bored anyway go suck on Richard dawkins dick and leave me alone kid

  • @facewilly no its for people that grew up and saw the truth

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  • why you gotta get so cereal?

  • this was only a couple yrs ago but Cenk looks so much younger in this video

  • @xadam2dudex I think that might be partly because their video equiptment is much better now.

  • witchcraft is real transformation is not

  • if science is THE answer then why did the Nazi use "science" to institute and justify genocide?

  • @dkan3 If its not the answer then why were people killed for not believing in god during the inquisitions? Haha science is the answer, and Nazis didn't use science to justify genocide. It has to do with religion. Hitler was born catholic and never renounced his faith. Also during the war Hitler was almost assassinated, and a church in germany called for a special day of prayer because their wonderful leader survived. Haha SS soldiers had god written on their belt buckles. Fuck you buddy

  • @MrMarkless you're an idiot if you dont think Hitler used science to justify his killings... have you even read Mein Kampf? You dont seem liek a big reader so I will tell you. He said, "survival of the fit" " The jews have the gene of evil so there is no way to change them etc"... you're stupid if you dont think Hitler used eugenics

  • @dkan3 No, YOU sir are the idiot. Hitler didn't kill all of those people because of science, he was crazy that is why he did it. Slavery was also defended in america by using the bible. We blaming peoples actions on beliefs now? Don't even start because religion has been responsible for the deaths of millions and is still responsible to this day. And I am an avid reader but you are indeed a dumb motherfucker. Hitler used it as an excuse. You use science everyday you dumbfucker

  • @dkan3 And you are a christian are you not? Haha hypocrite. Jesus said turn the other cheek so why didn't you turn the cheek when i commented on your dumb comment. Religious freak. Of course science is evil, even though you wouldn't be alive today without it. Turn on your brain, its helpful. Go read all the atrocities in your bible. All the murder and genocide. You stupid fucks ignore that shit in the bible then attack science for causing death. You are a brainwashed asshole.

  • @MrMarkless i think its funny how you resort to insult because you cant answer my claims lol. I never attacked science I just said science isnt the answer the same way music isnt the answer. Both are beneficial in different ways but not the answer to humanity's problem. Only Jesus is.

  • @dkan3 Too bad jesus didn't exist and there is no proof of his existence. You are christian, you believe in a talking snake and two naked people, one made from dirt and the other made from a rib. Can snakes talk? No. Can someone be made of dirt? No. Can someone be made of a rib? No. Your book is just that, a book, mythology. In a couple hundred years or so most of the world will be atheist and religion shall be a minority. Religion is slowly becoming less and less powerful.

  • @dkan3 Uuh, the last time I checked, Hitler was a roman Catholic :/. Get your facts right foo'

  • @Anonomous0C you get your facts right Hitler was a member of the Catholic church but planned to destroy it... why not try some research yourself first...

  • @dkan3 -reads more of mein kampf- Nope, your argument is invalid. :3 The truth prevails again.

  • @Anonomous0C oh the same book where he says he is a peaceful... therefore, by your logic hitler is a peaceful man...you're not very sharp buddy

  • @dkan3 We're having an intelligence argument, and you can't even use capitalization. :P

  • @Anonomous0C way to change the subject. did you do your research yet or should i keep posting about how Rutger's found legal documents on how Hitler planned to destroy Christianity... You also forget your other teammates Pul Pot, Stalin, Mao and all these other wonderful atheists

  • @dkan3 -Contemplates- Hmmm, Destroy Christianity...Sounds like a good Idea to me ;)

  • holding a goat for armed robbery hahaha

  • 89 PPL TURNED INTO A PUDDLE

  • "I bet the other turned into a puddle "

    LMAO

  • get in the chopper.......

    please

  • it is not funny. innocent goat is in prison

  • Everyone knows you can only morph into something of equal mass.

  • @MountainManAaron Maybe it was a fat goat??

  • hahahahaha Tellin' it like it is. 

  • how they know he didnt turn into a tree or grass

  • Meanwhile...in Japan...

  • @Meninejd Africa

  • I would love to see that goat in court, with cuffs around it's ankles, taking the stand to answer questions lol.

  • This is something that would happen in south park LOL

  • @MrPurpleAcid

    It should totally be an episode XD

    I'm not even joking, you should suggest this definatly.

  • Cenk is completely right

  • What a dumbass, so i guess people get possessed by themselves? that the hell is science gonna tell us: "Oh, it's caused by a mental this n that" So i guess demons doesn't exist? To me damn right they do, i mean where else would people get these stories from? Look into N.D.E >l

  • Okay, people believe in what they believe! Don't go saying YOUR CULTURE IS WRONG. Like, jackass?

  • Cenk is so racist!

  • ye when you cant explain something the answer is obviously witchcraft (like christianity) right ? it all makes sence to me now ...

  • Can science explain what happens to people after they dies? Or where morality comes from?

  • @cmau14

    Yes, yes it can. After someone dies, their body decomposes. Thats pretty scientific.

  • The answer is science, not goats! :D:D:D

  • I couldn't agree more with what you just said at the end.

  • As a representative of the intellectually inferior human population, I'm very sorry about believing in God, Cenk.

  • @TheRafalable So you should be! How dare you have your own personal beliefs!

  • ghoat head the face of the demon the pentagram

  • hahaha the goat is being watched for burgalrly or whatever the crime

  • what the fuck Nigeria

  • Stupid Christians

  • @Daisy4Loka wtf bitch cant wait when i see ur ass burn in hell and u sucking the devils dick

  • @aries8th yeah whatever stupid ignorant christian keep worshipping your stupid magical sky daddy like a moron. go suck a fucking dick fag

  • The answer is science. Not goats.

  • Only in Africa.

  • @Yuilen or India

  • or maybe it was a goat who used witch craft to turn into a boy and commit armed robbery.

  • @roflcopter96100 Dun dun duuuuuun!

  • This is not that hard to believe over 50% of the Nigerian population is muslim so they are bound to believe all sorts of wacko shit!

  • the other one probably turned into the sun

  • I knew this genius was an atheist. And he never sides with the ridiculous people in these stories, and he's hilarious. Cheers.

  • His wich craft is like ron weasleys wand

    it will allways end up bad

  • "The goat is being held for armed robbery". The best quote I've heard in my life XD

  • anyone else thinking illiminati?...cuz i am

  • @PainTheKid hell yea u the only smart one

  • We should just nuke all third world countries.

  • nigeria has goats. america has got SARAH PALIN. hahahahahahaha i cant fucking believe american people almost let her be the vice president. and you call other nations stupid.. classy.

  • "Your culture is WRONG!"

    I love it. There's no reason to respect cultures that haven't earned it. Western values and science trump religion and superstition.

  • im Nigerian and thats not exactly how the story ran. you have to understand first of all, Nigeria is a developing country with 153 million people from different ethnicities with different beliefs, most people here are uneducated and poor. the police officers that "arrested" the goat fall into this demographic of the uneducated and the poor. the story ran as a joke here but somehow went viral. just like we have people who belive in transforming goats you have people who believe is sarah palin...

  • @essdoug i can't argue with your point there sir, if people can believe that sarah palin has even 2 brain cells to rub together it actually makes a boy turning into a goat a far more plausible thing to believe!

  • @essdoug Thank you for clarifying the story and the details of your country. I wish you good fortune in your life. May Nigeria be blessed in developing economically and culturally.

  • algeria is right next to us WTF!!

  • @blazingwarrior0 they said nigeria not algeria

  • i dont belive this story but wichcraft is a real thing my grandfather was a pentecoastal preacher he died 3yrs ago but when we fierst moved to arkansas he was a satan worshiper before he got converted and God showed him when we moved down here that people were praying against him and our family my grandma was walking and she herd the people in the woods praying against him dont tell me wichcraft and the devil and hell and God isnt real i know there all real ive seen hevan when my mom died!!!

  • @MrIloveyourboyfreind shut up holy hell your retarded grow a brain god isnt real how can you see heaven?

  • @MrIloveyourboyfreind i dont believe its god i think its just that power of conviction that the human will can tap into when truly in a dark spot or desperate place.

  • "YOUR CULTURE IS WRONG!" -hahahaha!!!

  • hooligans? seriously? who says that now a days lol, nice ana, very nice lol

  • he turned into a pebble and knocked a skateboarder down

  • Haha, people actually believe in witchcraft.

  • free the goat!

  • Even if you're christian and you believe in Jesus, you can't deny that this story is stupid.

    Police Officer 1: Oh no, they got away!

    Police Officer 2: Oh, look! There's a goat where they ran off! They must've turned into a goat!

    Police Officer 1: Get him!

  • I wish I could see the expression of shock on this man's face when he discovers God created science.

  • @Yuilen

    you're asuming he ever does.

  • @Meansofviewing He will. As will we all.

  • @Yuilen

    Aha, interesting.

  • I just subscribed. That is all.

  • bet his sentence will be changeing into a gyro.

  • Yes I was there in Nigeria when it happened. The people are 90 percent religious Christian and Muslim predominantly and 100 percent Ju Ju (Voodoo or Obeah in the Caribbean).

    The goat was put in jail and was not fed or given water for days. The reason is the locals believed that the goat would change back into a human culprit. Even the most educated among them believe in the power of the native doctor or Ju Ju man and nothing is going to change their minds.

  • SCIENCE says man came from Monkeys.. That's not Rediculous

  • @aslawik Nd religion says u shouldn't have free will so I say enjoy life man :)

  • @aslawik And religion says the entire universe was created in 7 days. The first 2 people was a man and a woman which gave birth to two SONS and somehow they populated the world.

  • Ok, after this I officially like you guys and will subscribe.

  • LMAO i was thinkin lion too, either great minds think alike or we're both stupid

  • Avert your eyes! He may change form!

    FFS, people can be stupider than pretty much any creature, including cows.

  • so in other words...cenk is atheist

  • @IamLegendTV22 No he's agnostic.

  • @grobo11 how do you know that ?

  • @IamLegendTV22 He said it on the show a few times.

  • win.

    

  • OMG don't talk shit stop talking shit!

  • what that man said was wrong, no way am i gonna think ever that you or i were once frogs as these scientests say.

  • @ThePlatypusinc If you properly understood it, you'd realize science does NOT say that either.

  • where's the boy?where's the goat?all i saw is your saliva throwing all over the place!now dont you think thats the ridiculous one?hehehe

  • unfortunetly they failed to get him to transform back to a human and believed every baaa was a mockery laugh. because witchcraft is evil the goat was blindfolded, hung and as it swirled about it was shot. then decapitated to ensure the body away from the head would return to human form, but it did not and it was believed the magic was too strong and so all of it was burned away. Then the car thief emerged, finally from a drugstore and the goats owner appears demanding money for his lost pet. lol

  • I never see Cenk criticizing his religion, islam, why? chauvinistic pig

  • @Aenedleah he wasnt sticking up for it either. after feeling bad about laughing at the majority religion of that area of the world, and then laughing at religions as a whole 'sky gods, fiery hell' etc, he laughed at the majority religion of america.

    and then went on to further detail that all religions are wrong and science is right...

  • @Aenedleah He's agnostic/atheist.

  • @haakon555 He's agnostic.

  • @haakon555 there's a difference, atheists don't believe in god, and agnostics admit they don't know whether or not god exists.

  • Did the officials ever wonder why a person that could turn himself into a goat would be trying to steal a car in the first place?

  • how dare u make fun of African-Muslim tradition

    ur goin to hell motha fucka

  • HOOLIGAN!

  • and they should just eat the goat. nigerian niggars are cannibals anyway. they rape goats to try and cure themselves of aids and eat babies. google dat shit if u dont believe me..

  • @CoonSlayerKillStreak ...and most americans believe in god. i mean... raping goats, believe in god - where's the difference?

  • i dont believe this story for two reasons..1, a boy cant turn into a gota, and 2, why would a goat steal a mazda they are shitty cars

  • i want pictures goddamit. showme the goat boy

  • No one expects the butterfly. I mean goat...

  • they needed a scapegoat.

  • @MrTab001 YYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

  • @MrTab001 "Knee Slap*

  • @MrTab001

    LOOOOOOL xD

    Good one x)

  • this is what christian missionaries inspire!

  • @RottenEggCreations Oh, those cultures have believed in Witchcraft and Evil Spirits LONG before the spread of Christianity into Africa.

  • @lonewolf23k does that matter? that just means they been wrong longer

  • Well the goat is a free profit.

  • an goat arrested for armed robbery.... oh god give them strenght.

  • WTF?!?

    The good old Turn-into-a-goat-trick failed?!?

    

  • "Your culture is wrong and ridiculous!"

  • if they believe in witchcraft obviously they seen things like this happen before

  • amen to that, cenk...... amen to that....

  • Goat or God?

  • I have tears in my eyes from laughing. Holy hell

  • Because no one suspect goat

    Goat man: God damnit how did they find out! damn culture.. I mean without that I would be free!! as a goat.. oh fuck how did I turn back into human?!

    Interogation officer : Heh little boy you gonna spend a lot of time in jail if you didn't say anything

    Goat man: Baaaaahh beaaaahhhaa....

  • if i was that dude who ''turned into a goat'' then i wuld be stoked