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  • now then to clarify once more to all those who think i am mentally handicapped, i am not, nor am i mentally challenged...if i was so inclined actually i could contact a lawyer and sue the hell out of the makers of this video due to the false representation of myself they have done with the sound effects and at the start of the video....now i am a generally nice person, so i will be kind and not make their wallets scream like little children being set on fire...but in the future i advise caution.

  • as for anyone who has watched the vid to the near end and was curious what was under my name badge back the it was a picture of my former boss miora from walmart who passed away while i was employed there....one of the best bosses i have ever had

  • i find the noises abit rude personally but i guess they needed humor.....most of the people i played chess with were decent opponents....as for the homemade language its now got 10 alphabets...and i sideboarded the complex paper game idea until i finish my other projects

  • to start off i resent being called a playstation3 junkie, i merely prefer tobe well informed on game systems before i buy any of them

  • This guys a boss

  • I think this guy is rad

  • @MrCanYaDigIt1 why thank you for your positive opinion of me

  • I think this guy would be the coolest person to hangout with.

  • @gangupnow i can be at times cool to hang out with,but what is defined as cool by some is often times inversely considered boring or uncool by others in an equal ratio i find....

  • lmfao

  • real life kenneth????

  • the camera man is a d-bag.

  • I love people that make fun of guys like this while they're sitting at home in they're average house with an average life. 5 yrs from now this guy is gonnna be the next Bill Gates, driving a lamborghini with a model girlfriend that has super huge tits.

  • @hawkman22387 5 years from now i should have at least 1 of my big 4 projects completed but if anyone wants to help me with my projects merely contact me, i work at the gerbes nifong-columbia missouri...this coming week i work 8-1 monday,8-1:30 tues,6-2:30 wed,and 8-1 friday...but i do get asked or compared to bill gates often so the comment is not surpring

  • Typical inbred.

  • lmfao

  • Come forth all flexible/limber people! Let us mold together!

  • I WORK AT WAL-MART BUT IF I WAS WITH THIS DUDE I WOULD ROCK HIS FUCKEN BELLS.

  • I also work at walmart. Most of the associates in my store are... fairly normal. xD

  • This guy's probably a savant. He has some social limitations but I bet he's really smart as compared to the average person. Before you go making fun of him for the way he talks or how he looks, understand that he's probably way smarter than you. If the job system wasn't all screwed up like it is, this guy probably wouldn't be working at walmart and instead doing something to contribute to humankind. But alas, it's all about the money now...

  • @PerfectExceeeder why thank you for your comment about me, i didnt know this vid made it to youtube til one of my gerbes nifong fellow employees mentioned they saw me on an old vid on youtubes, and i agree if i wasnt limited by current job systems i would be doing alot of things to contribute to humankind...currently working on writing 100 poems,making a tcg,writing a fiction book,and making an 8 player chessboard btw

  • hhahahah

    

  • "u should see him take his head off" "he can take it off???" lmao best part

  • @epicweed420 alas my neck doesnt seperate but dear ron at the time was trying to be humorous.....

  • thumbs up if he looks so fukken stupid n has a vagian face

  • @Braenchild1 he is too intelligent for walmart! like matt damon being a janitor in good will hunting

  • @tqsuited thank you for your commentary

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  • Autustic as hell

  • @Cakerolled alas no i am not, merely highly intelligent,easily bored,and one who suffers adhd and ocd....

  • LOL

  • the employeee needs to see a dentist.

  • @MissWooHoo1 i cant help my damaged front two teeth...kid threw a metal weight at my mouth when i was 10, snapped one in half and i had toget a replacement cap, and twisted the other....because of the sensitivity of the cap they couldnt put corrective braces on it back then...if it had happened a few years later with dental advancements not only would i have gotten a better cap but a bracable one...

  • Give this guy a break, this is some jock asshole with a camera. And this is a guy trying to make a living, who has individuality. And can honestly say he is a person of his own.

  • @HigginsAtHeart thank you for your positive remarks about me, and yes i do strive tobe and individual even when my bosses tell me to talk down to customers because they believe them tobe dumber then most highschool graduates

  • dork hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

  • to all the mean comments about this guy...im sure they said the same thing about Bill Gates at some point or other...now he could take anyone your girlfriends

  • @CABLEMANAGER steve jobs is better! apple rules!!!!!!

  • @CABLEMANAGER not mine cause if shes tries to go with bill gates i will kill them both.....

  • wow thats amazing that they are letting you record lol.

  • El Retardo

  • this is the store managers retarded little brother.

  • @dcfrezz alas no i was not his retarded little brother, i wouldnt claim tim who was store manager as a relative if hell itself threatened me with eternal damnation and suffering of the worst kind, my own brother is far more intelligent then tim was and his initials are pms....phillip micheal schlicher..so please dont insult my brother comparing him to tim and dont insult me implying relation to tim....comments like this make me want to take a pretty little gun and shoot the commentor.....

  • The mentally challenged are God's gift to us all.

  • virgin

  • @ChrisCudi69 touched for the very first time! like a vir er er gin!

  • lol what the fuck this guy need some friends man lol

  • @AdamLovePunk i have friends but alas you wouldnt know that because you opened your mouth and inserted your foot before you ever got to know me...

  • This video is hilarious

  • I beat levi who kinda pulled a knife on me in the parking lot... wtf? lmao

  • @HendrixLiveOn4ever i beat him at chess, please dont put words in my mouth....levi and me later became good friends, and i even forgave ryan gallagher who later pulled a knife on me 6 times at that walmart.....while working with me

  • is your neck still on? hahahaha priceless...

  • good god. do i hear a walmart lifer? and a virgin? haha im glad i dont take my walmart job serious

  • @FabioMcHenry actually i wasnt a walmart lifer but yes still i virgin...its hard toget a date when you talk above the intellectual level of most of your coworkers.....

  • this guy taping should freaking feel sorry for his godang self i like a good laugh but only to a certain point. some different abilitied people i like to call to be nice and to never say retard give america the best things to ever have so stop being a douchebag

  • Guys this may be one of the many handicapped ppl employed by WalMart. So thumbs up to you for picking on this guy. Considering his list of jobs at the store HE IS ON THE ASSISTED PROGRAM.

  • its not like hes being a ass to him, hes ctually rather nice to him. Handicapped and mentally challenged dont want to be pampered and treated diff. they just want to be accepted and treate the same

  • @HendrixLiveOn4ever i am neither mentally challenged nor handicapped....do you know any mentally challenged or handicapped people who can clearly discuss theoretical sciences or play 8 games of chess at the same time or who have written 88 poems, or made a code that cant be cracked by most people, even top knotch codebreakers?

  • @whalenpennock5893 and no, i wasnted on the assisted program, and no i am not mentally handicapped...walmart was merely too cheap to hire the extra manpower because tim was an idiot and dickwad

  • oh this is hilarious. haha.

  • This guy will be a millionaire one day. He seems cool.

  • @the1kamikaze thank you kamikaze

  • Am I the only one spotting the irony in calling it a "local Wal-Mart"?

  • who gives a fuck, at least they have a fucking job... work them tards til they dead!

  • I kind of feel sorry for this guy... he's being video taped thinking the guy video taping thinks he's really cool when he's only doing it for the enjoyment of others on fricken youtube. :(

  • What is wrong with a lot of you? It is "retarded" to be unique and be different? Unlike a lot of you, he is HIMSELF. He's not afraid to be who he is and personally it would be a very interesting encounter to meet this guy. He seems like a really cool dude in my book.

    I find humor in YOU. the people who think they know what's "cool" there's nothing cool about being typical but there's a lot of cool about being "different" it's our differences that make us shine

  • @Ryusinx22 ROCK ROCK ROCK THE BELLS

  • @Ryusinx22 FACT:

    You must be ugly... Only ugly people say things like that.

  • @Ryusinx22 thank you for your positive feedback of me, a pity i find out about this video of me years to late to speedily comment on your posting

  • what a dick!  WAL-MART THE TAKE OVER

  • ooh hes hawt

  • burn a bal fart

  • Wal -Mart employees make up the lagest demographic of welfare recipients . They have mostly part time underpaid workers . That is in America , overseas they just use forced child labor . Wal-Mart literally supports slavery .

  • YES, DITTO! Pass along my motto....

    "WAL-FART buys from the poor (slaves & children), WAL-FART works the poor (underpaid,overworked employees) and WAL-FART sells to the poor (any fool that buys their crap to promote savery & animal torture).

    Type in: CHINESE SKINNING ANIMALS ALIVE. Wal-Fart knows but buys the leather goods to sell in their stores, the shoes, wallets, purses, luggage, fur trimmed items are dogs & cats being tortured alive.

  • I used to work at wal-mart (unfortunately), you get a lot of weird people working there, it doesn't matter what wal-mart you go to, they just get worse and worse, thank God i'm away from that company.

  • Yes, because Wal-fart exploits the mentally challenged or handicapped, the mentally ill, the physically handicapped, ppl that are extremely ugly or gross, the elderly and just the poor and desperate, the uneducated. These become Wal-Fart slaves. This was/is Wal-Farts plan to get rich all along.

  • Hi jason23296, Well you are correct. You misunderstood my post..or I didn't express it clearly. What I meant was that employing the handicapped, aged and underprivilged is a good thing...however they are often mistreated, overworked and paid minimum wage...not 8 an hr. but 7.65. They are also fired more easily. They re not all door greeters. I have been observing in many states through friends and family I visit. They make them do very hard work...Pushing 50- 80 carts in the hot sun and rain.

  • can you repost this with sound?

  • How limber lol i love that kind of stuff when someone repeats something and puts it in like that like say u never know when yore gonna need some sugar lol something like that i cant explain but hopefully u understand.

  • im a ps3 junkie myself.... so leave the kid alone he is just a little wierd.....

  • OMFG this shit is so funny. This shit is ridiculous.

  • the game is out

  • Good choice of music

  • Wow I watched this and was like "ok I HAVE to commen this." This is no ordinary video. But, then I had nothing to say. I couldn't find the words to express my feelings after this video ended. Very bizarre. It is almost like the douchebag was acting but I know he wasn't....

  • yea....i played harold in chess...he used to wor here..then levi pulled a knife on me.....yea woah...

  • That's ok,while this kid is making a 6 digit income,you losers dissing this guy will prob be behind bars and have to call him up to defend you.What comes around goes around,this is so sad people have to try to hurt others for a laugh I simply don't get.

  • omg fucking ass holes. Awe this guy is lazy and should be fired due to the fact he wont stfu.

  • another reason why i don't shop at walmart...

  • did this comeout before the ps3 came out?

  • LOL that damn Levi pulling knives out (@ 3:45ish) hahahahaha

  • WHAT A FUCKING RETARD!!!

  • Wow I've watched 22 seconds and already disappointed: "The employee your about to see..." Your? You're. Fin.

  • wow, I know someone almost exactly like that guy.

  • You guys are dumbasses

  • tell him ryan will kill him

  • Nice guy who gives customers some time.

  • 2:51 looks like he's doing the cart.

  • Sounds somewhat like an intelligent guy (a little different no doubt) who doesn't really give a crap about you jackasses looking for a cheap laugh. Its mindless idiots like you who are dangerous...

  • HE NEEDS TO GET LAID!

  • wow how did he get a JOB!

  • "Your dog ate your cord???"

  • And then later that day he was fired for the video. Yay, Wal-Mart!

  • Thats what i call a Wally-Tard

  • lawl

  • Bet spot shoplifters

  • omg thats so mean but so funny

  • You spelled "you're" wrong. Stupid fucks.

  • HAHHAHA OMFG I LOVE THIS GREAT!!

  • True

  • LOOK AT THEM TEEFS!

  • hes a dumb ass

  • haha he doesnt play racing games he plays mind games!

  • that looks like the walmart in coventry RI

  • i work in a supermamrket , we aint all that dumb , honest

  • noob

  • r u making fun of that wlamrt employee?

  • whats a p23

  • i died inside

  • why din't you get kick out you where filming

  • turds of hate from china

  • type normal retard. normal not rEtArDed

  • HeLL nO. It'S bLaCk HisTorY MOntH aNd U gO saYInG tHat sHit. WheN bArRAcK Iz PreSiDEnt, U gOnNa Be KiSSIn MY aSs wEn I HolD My RePaRatiOns CheCk

  • "eVery wHite PeoPle"

    You are the poster nigger for all niggers. You can't type a proper sentence.

    God damn you are stupid.

  • lmao. The last minute was worth sitting through the first 8!

  • fuck u

  • hmmm well I actually watched the entire video.Interesting guy lol

  • his parents smoked crack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • oh no! i live in nebraska now the guys going to pull a knife out on me!!

  • WTF is video about?

  • look at his teeth - luser

  • automatic randomized systems... get a life!!!

  • i met a walmart guy that informed me about corn chips

  • lmao really lol

  • god. this is amazing!

  • wot a retard!!!

  • They probably hired this guy for his neck abilities. The company will save money in security cameras.

  • ha.. "I have a very limber neck".

    obviously this guys not all there though... he might be autistic, since he seems smart, but only about technology.. and.. chess. but appears to lack common sense.

    he probably lives with his mother, who buys him every PS, and every FF game, because she feels horrible for dropping him as a child, and/or shooting drugs while she was pregnant.

  • i love chess

  • Is that guy hittin on you? LOL awesome!!

  • I don't know if you can consider that hittin on anybody. That guy is just desperate for a friend. He's looking for approval and was begging this guy to like him, so he could feel good about himself.

  • he sounds pretty intelligent to me

  • what other tricks do you no

  • i Love Chess i beat anybody at chess.. lmfao WHAT A FUCKIN HOMO

  • LOL, just goes to show you how stupid ppl are

  • omg rofl!!!! This guy probably got fired for that!!

  • he rode the litte red bus to school

  • Ha I work there, sadly i came in after David left, but Ron is still there

  • Makes me think of that Rusty character on MadTV. Just an observation. Otherwise I agree with nightair92. Maybe he's somewhat autistic?

  • it's you're not your

  • stereotypical wal-mart employee

  • lame

  • has he heard of a tooth brush?

  • This poor fellow has found peace at a the bottom of the Giant Pyramid. One day these folks at the bottom will form get weary of it. They need an unpyramid.

  • poor bloke

  • Yeah I feel sorry for this guy too =(

  • is he autistic? i'm not trying to make fun of him, but seriously..is he?

  • aww poor guy xD

  • haha the guy at my local walmart looks like this guy.... but hes deaf

  • the ladies are probably all over this dude! hes awesome hahaha

  • David for president!  John 3:14

  • he's not retarded he's just a nerd.  this is the kind of guy who will probably create some genius invention and become a millionaire. show respect.

  • dweeb

  • ok first this guy "dave" is a nob! second, i used to beat up people like him in high school! third, wal mart sucks ass! and forth, what the fuck!........also this was a funny ass clip!

  • Since when does admitting you were an asshole in High School ever make you cool? I'd think never, perhaps you only beat people up because of your own insecurities..

  • uh hey googleismyfriend?....i didnt say i was "cool". and that thing about me beating people up and being insecure?.....come on we all know thats code for i got my ass kicked every day in highschool!

  • Hardly..

    I'm 21 and I didn't get touched. I was busy having a normal life while idiots like you were running around fucking with innocent kids because you thought you had something to prove.

    I'd like to see you think you can beat someone up outside of HS and not have a nice night in a cell for it.