Wish I Had A Portal Gun (Aperture Science Rap).avi

[lokongadam]

1:53 oh shit his gonna blow himself!! ohhh...ok my bad.. he's just changing pants without looking down, that is actually pretty cleaver.. 2:03 HA!!! I KNEW IT!!!

[InserteNombreRandom]

"Now you are cuming with portals!" xDDDDDDDDD

[SidDefinition]

Thanks to this song I went and played the whole Portal 1 and 2 in the past 24hr...PORTAL FTW

[Commintor]

Damn i need one a those

[Cuntism]

i'm gonna drive round with this blaring out and be the most gangsta white guy ever

[xelajohn]

Science: Making the ability to fuck yourself easier since 1945.

[cRaZy6658]

this beat is sick (Y)

[maruciao]

MAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!! i throw the portal on the ground!

[DrewCantSkate]

@maruciao I aint a part of this SYYYYYSSSSSTTTEEEMM

[TheBo48]

niceeee ^^



[xAirFirex]

am i the only one who pictures The Scout singing this?

[RadioactiveCoffee42]

@xAirFirex CANNOT UNHEAR

[VideoMaster308433028]

FAVOURITE PART 1:48

[deathbatkid115]

and change my pants without looking...... AND SUCK MY OWN DIIIICK!

[paintballcraka]

and now we wait until this has 500,000 views, should only be a couple of days

[Beneric633]

isn't this the like a boss instrumental behind this?

[lolme2000]

wow..... whoever disliked this vid is a dick. dont they like portals? psh.

[SidDefinition]

@lolme2000 Pretty much they dont like to suck their own dick...

[KaptinScuzgob]

@lolme2000 maybe they disliked it because they dony like rap

[JaglaJ]

i want a download

[thatguysreviews]

who sang this? he sounds like andy samberg

[xAirFirex]

@thatguysreviews collehge humor

[funnygirls2]

if you hadn't uploading this again i would have been so upset!!! thank you! lol

[Yay295]

love the accent

[098765432qwertyuiop]

Awesome, thanks.

[Renax111]

meh

[bookshit2152]

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction...

[ultracloudx]

...lol ending



[chaosblade234]

This should be my new ringtone.

[Naturality]

Autofellatio is hilarious.

[MH95Sensei]

Need iphone ringtone, upload on Cydia please :)

[skulking17]

damn... I wish I had a portal gun.

[Ripknotz]

Why did dorkly make the video private?

[greeenfiremanp]

ahaha get it cumming with portals =D?

btw thanks for reupload i almost smashed a camel when he made the video private :3

[SephYuyX]

lold

[WiiWareReviews]

Thumps up for download link

Since i didn't see quality mp3 version of this song, thought i would take the initiative

(link is for mediafire)

/?0g5fcjavjjbfbsq (320kps version)

[WeiserVater]

I don't linke rap...but cool Song!

[Munch48]

3 people don't have lemon grenades

[nickdog670]

3 people were locked out of their house and didn't have a companion cube :(

[assassinteam2009]

God, this will go so viral in a week

[dacanna1]

''suck my own dick'' true, but stupid ...

[MrGodofShinobi]

how do you download videos from dorkly website

[Munch48]

3 people can't suck their own diiiiiiiiiiiiick

[dragon12552]

Awesome!!!

I want a portal gun so bad!!!!!!!!!

[Kemiie]

I love <3

[Phi1981]

Now Im coming with portals :)

Also.... there is no cake

[SinTroNeX]

Outstanding :D

[113videomaker1]

reminds me of thelonelyisland

[MrSonic133]

@113videomaker1 I know right? I thought It was them at first o.o

[flyingacedavid]

fuck bitches, get physics

[omglol75]

i didnt know scout wants a portal gun........

[Munch48]

2 people can't suck their own diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

[JoMan1122]

Now you're cumming with portals!

[juacoredx]

and... -OMG THEY WOULDNT- i would change my pants without having to look down -OH...- also I WOULD SUCK MY OWN DIIIIIIICK!

[SidDefinition]

I watch this over 9000 times!!!!!

[SergentxSlaughter]

Dear Stumble, I love you ;x

[PainAndSacrifice]

Thanks for uploading this. I wonder why they made the original private. Probably to force some exposure for dorkly.com.

[thermonuke1]

This is fucking epic.



[oleg1gamer]

thumbs up if u wanna had a portal gun!

[SonicteamPower]

1 person don't have a portal gun

[Randomlyweir]

@SonicteamPower

One person has broken the laws of logic.

[SonicteamPower]

thanks lolme2000 for uploading!i love this video!!!

[lolme2000]

@SonicteamPower haha np

[DaveiteRs]

ALSO I'D SUCK MY OWN DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

[XxFightXKirbyxX]

One guy can suck now his own dick :P

[insany281]

Glados wants you to have a portal gun. For the testing

[lolme2000]

me: Im the 100th like!

me2: congrats!

me: thanks me!

[truman890]

@lolme2000 forever alone...

[KurohtinV]

The one who doesn't like it is probably GLaDOS.

[VilliThorne]

@KurohtinV Or maybe Black Messa? That was a joke, haha, fat chance.

[predicttheday]

@KurohtinV GLaDOS probably wouldn't mind... a willing test subject = more science!

[Munch48]

@KurohtinV that doesn't make sense GLaDOS gives you the portal gun

[DivineFlamez]

@KurohtinV no she would like it because shes getting a new fun toy

[Haloplaya2332]

that suck my own dick line made me thing how awesome sex would be you could shoot a portal on one wall and shoot another on the opposite side and put your girlfriend on one side....EPIC!

[backandforthvideos]

@Haloplaya2332 Watching tv at the same time would be way easier without her in the way

[tracti0nz]

@Haloplaya2332 Think* not thing

[howat123]

It wasn't made private o_O College Humor shut it down for copyright stuff.

[TheAwesomeAleks]

@howat123 dorkly is a part of college humor!

[VitaumM22]

Now you're orgasming with portals.

[colostomeboymcc]

lol the changing pants part, I thought it would get dirty, and then it did.

[MrMikeMoscow]

Now we're rapping with portals

[shasanain]

why did they make it private oh man :(

[juacoredx]

idiots, why make private their first amazing vid?

[yurianne07]

2:02 suck waat???

[captainrexproduction]

@yurianne07 MY OWN DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

[melonlord14]

XD lol best rap ever

[Blueace12345]

Yea i was like wtf is it private for now?

[amazoneon]

Why'd he make it private?

[noob622]

Also I'd Suck My Own D*CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[gibby729]

now ur cumin with portal!!!! =3

[XXXFotyleggaXXX]

i can't understand why these idiots made it private....but nice job that you uploaded it, thanks man

[BLUEC0RE]

why the fuck did they kill a viral vid by making it private? sooo goood.

[captainrexproduction]

nice

[evhhimself]

Fuck yeah.