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  • So, where can I buy this?

  • you can walk the dog while using this, the dog would be like "im not walking with this jack ass"

  • How in the Hell can you keep a straight face with that all in your grill?? lol... So hilarious...

  • did anyone think Hannibal Lecter?

  • I got some jaw exercises for those hot bitches!

  • Am I the only person who hears the camera men laughing?

  • "Yes karen get a little tongue" xD

  • Lisa darling, I will save you almost 30 bucks. Just exercise your mouth around my stiffy & you can have a creamy little treat, all for free!.

  • Oh...I clicked to soon again.I read Facial....

  • SUCK A COCK!!!

  • WTF? haha

  • Do it while your husband isn't looking, otherwise he'll make fun of you.

  • Always wanted to give that perfect BLOW JOB! well now you can with Facial Flex. Exercise your mouth to the perfect COCK!

    It's never too early or too late!

  • i got a god given facial flex equipment since the day i was born. let me know if ur interested ladies.....guys no need to apply

  • You can get this same effect for free using your index fingers to hold the corners of your mouth to create resistance.

  • they shouldve got david venable to sell this one lmao

  • Holy shit that shit is scary. And walk the dog with that thing?

  • I just watched the "Rejuvenique" vid and I thought there can't be anything worse than that!

    and then I found THIS

  • @soufang can you imagine...

  • This is truly frightening.

  • Tom Brady needs one of these to get ready for when Terrel Suggs comes to town.

  • Whether or not this device preps you for better oral sex I don't know, but Maynard

    Ferguson's last lead trumpet player, Patrick Hession, sells this on his website as

    an embouchure training device for brass players. I fabricated a similar device

    about 15 years ago for the same purpose, although for a lot less than what they

    charge for this.

  • Achat sur le site officiel en Europe (avec doc en français) sur le site officiel .be .eu ou .fr (facial-flex). Liste de vente en pharmacie sur leur site. A évité les immitations qui déforme la bouche LOL.

  • yes caller? yeah, uh i was looking to buy this for my gf since shes a real cunt and cant suck dick for shit, but before i buy you mind showing me a demonstration?

  • I bet the "Predetors" are laughing their asses off..

  • I think this is a psychological research. They're trying to see how many stupid people they can find in 3 minutes.

  • u can just use ur fingers!

  • Makes me think of predator..

  • LMAO! I thought the Shake Weight was bad! Put those two together you'll be the best oral girl on the block (Or guy) lmao

  • finally, a product to help my girlfriend stop using her teeth

  • i wouldnt mind that gilfs mouth flexing around my dick

  • I think you should get one of these!

  • 2 phony cunts and 1 fag. The fact that anyone would actually buy this shows we have a nation full of insane people.

  • well, how about you stretch your mouth by smiling instead of buying this device

  • people come up with the most retarded ideas these days...

  • If you're going to sell a disturbing product like this, at least use attractive people o_O

  • so fuckin stupid.

  • I just want something that'd give me a Nicholson Joker smile.

  • $30.00 for that piece of shit!?

  • People can just suck my dick if they want to widen their mouthes, an other peice of fucking shit the coprate companys try to sell us, and i am afraid i am turning into a Troll.

  • @Technobanana lol

  • imagine u chock on dis LOL

  • Does anyon know if this will work for facial weakness from Bells Palsy?

  • hahahah stretch your mouth, good for BJ beginners...

  • i like when the two aliens are using it at the same time and poking each other.

    1:24 - 1:39

  • lol!

  • omg..

  • ebay $1

  • Your never to old to slob a knob.

  • omg they look like blowfish.

  • who would pay 35.00 for this piece of shit?

  • train your face??? wtf??!

  • they all are after botox injection probbably xD

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    f***ing retards !

  • can't knock their hustle though....women in middle america are probably facial flexing as I type this here...."1 and 2 and 3 and...sigh...honey, I feel it working!"

  • $33.83 after shipping. For this. Jeezus.

  • Walk the dog while doing this! LMAO!!! I can just see someone walking down the street doing this! No thanks! LOL!

  • face kegels. nuff said.

  • Good practice for oral

  • Good practice for turning into a fish!! Scariest product since that Jason Vorhees electro-zap mask.

  • trening ssania?

  • They can selling anything including craps and shits. Fuck them.

  • this looks like on of those stupid futuristic devices... which are pointless

  • Yeah, only on America. What a bunch of sick sick people there. Someone shoot a bullet in their heads! These cunts are so annoying listening to. " Ahah, yeah, mmmhhh, oohh, mmh ". Fuck those bitches!!

  • You must have a hard time washing out that taste JCFXSI.

  • @JCFXSI You're sick in the head. I suggest shock therapy. What a perverted piece of shit.

  • WHAT THE FUCK! is this shit

  • Does that actually work? (I've seen another model that just works the jawline)

  • Fuck the lot of em.

  • these morons should be locked away

  • Infomercials are so fucking retarded... god damn americans...

  • gfs bday present

  • This looks like a mid-evil torture device, like, there are spikes all over the out side of it, and when you flex, the spikes dig into your mouth!!! D8

  • well then why the fuck would you flex? Sounds like a pretty poorly thought out torture device lol

  • 30 bucks to look like a catfish? I'm sold.

  • redrum inc are HOMOS

  • =))

  • does this even work ? hahaha

  • Hmmm I'm waiting for the newsflash: woman has facial flex gadget slip and chokes to death

  • would that not cause the skin to stretch and wrinkle?

  • Yup, they would need to flip it to driectly affect the jaw muscles

  • WTF $30!?!1!!

  • only retards can buy this product

  • It's called CHEWING.

  • pa flipar....

  • the old woman put it off inmediately because its disgusting

  • This helps you to blow hehehehe

  • Que cojones es esa mierda??????

  • these people are freaks!

  • Scary...

  • The guy on the left... Totally looks like the base models for the oblivion vampires. Not gonna lie...

  • suzie is a retard

  • "It's beginning to look a lot like fish men...."

  • 30 dollars? for that?

  • Yes, workout your orbicularis oris... fuckin retards O_O.

  • WHY AREN'T YOU WORKIN OUT YER FACE

  • Definitely need to work those mouth muscles.

  • Mhummm HAWT bondage gear

  • They look like they're training their mouths to suck cock.

  • Totally

  • ...Large cocks.

  • @cmdrmonkey The guy too?

  • 1:55 She looks like she's in pain. Even when I tense my neck up like that NATURALLY the next day I'm in excruciating pain. I couldn't imagine the harm that this would do more than good.

  • stupid.............. i mean..........what?

  • Oh no! This thing is so painful to use that even the hosts can't bear to keep them in for more than a few seconds. The guy on stage right tries to put it in for the first half of the ad before he finally manages to tolerate it for a few seconds. Ouch!

  • Susie your a dumbass!

  • I feel for that model

  • Walk the dog?

    Use it on the dog as a muzzle!

    I think I'll get one for my wife

  • use it 5 weeks and you look like arnold schwarzenegger ^^

  • whahaha !!! worlds gone crazy

  • the lengths women will go to for that "extra" whatever.... lol fucking retarded

  • That Old Blonde Hag is Ugly as Hell!!!

  • I think Suzie's not using it how it was intended..

  • Im 24 and have one!!!! My face looks like Johnny Depp now. And the girls flock me.

  • lol really nice ^^

  • SOMEONE SEN D THIS 2 FAILBLOG

  • This is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen in my life--for so many reasons. I truly pity that complete idiot woman that called in, so desperate to improve her appearance she allowed herself to be duped by these demons of capitalism and vanity.

  • My wife started using this contraption a week ago and now she looks like a chihuahua. Yo quiero taco bell.

  • @pluckydad bahahahaha.

  • my mom got that and it does nothing! i used it and i didn't feel it doing anything. you get a better workout by smiling!

  • these people could sell a woman in white gloves a ketchup popcicle!

  • im 2000 years old, FUCK

  • what about 106 years old... can i start now, will it help!!!

  • pero que mierda de aparato es esto!!! la vieja haciendo los ejercicios da realmente asco.....y ya...el tío que parece un androide, no tiene desperdicio

    JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJ­A

  • You know, there's such thing as putting your fingers on either side of your mouth and flexing. That'll save you $30. This thing is a complete failure. I wonder what these people will invent next. Something to flex your butt hole!???

  • They are right: we need to exersise not only our legs, arms, abdominal msls, but also our FACEs.

    Look around: how many people do not look attractive even in their 40's just becaus the skin on their face looks "old". It's so easy to fix it.

    I smile when read coments when people say "pathetic", "lunatics".. :)))

    This product is GREAT.

  • Shut the Fuck Up

  • bwahahahahahahahahaha

  • Oh, all the sexual and funny comments I could say about this! Where do I start?

  • 1:55 - 2:02

    yep...aliens exist

  • ROFL I need to get one of these just cus they're hilarious

  • LOL funny

  • Only $29.86?!?!? What a bargain!!

  • Flex those cock-sucking muscles , babe! XD

  • "Never too early" to start using the facial flex? Wow, I'm going to get one for my newborn!

  • LOL, I think she would do more good sucking a weener instead.

  • lunatics

  • people are pathetic.

    what lengths they go to for society's beauty. it dosn't matter how old you look when you die.....

    your dead

  • hahaha omgs. I totally want one.

  • Fucking broads... what bullshit they won't come up with next.

  • oral sex muscle practice

  • WHY AINT YOU WORKIN OUT YOUR FACE?

  • disgusting.

  • wtf!

    lmfaooooooooooo

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

    sorry thats really funny.

  • this is a blowjob trainer...

    these shows are made to sell things you don't need to people who have the "shopping-spree" addiction...which is a GRAVE condition.

  • they can get a better workout blowing me for 20 minutes ========D

  • improves fellatio

  • lmfao

  • Wow, its so weird coz they keep touching each others faces

  • LMFAO! omg and thats 30 dollars...wthhhh...omg that is disgusting, wow.

  • BiHLjepotica2007:because it makes people think that his actualy work...if the price is a bit above reasonable ,people will pay it ,even though they wont need it.And even though this is totaly bogus in medical terms. Pozdrav v Bihac ;)

  • wtf is it supposed to do, make your lips stronger? haha!

  • what the fuck is this!?!?!?

  • lol, at least the host admits it's "kinda freaky" towards the beginning.

  • haha lmfaoo

    Looks like shes Having A Face spasam

  • Just give them a dick.

  • hahaha :D:D

  • had to comment...ahahhahahaa very funny

  • If Suzie is not a blonde, i'll be damned.

  • wow only 30 dollars for a useless piece of crap! :D

  • WOW THAT IS SO RETARDED

  • And you Aussies just keep on getting more ignorant, huh.

  • pretty much

  • so you're going to assume that the hosts on this show represent the views of all 300,000,000 americans today?

    I don't think it's the americans that are dumb, but it's you.

  • that lady is such an ASS for doing that.

  • how much did you get paid, Suzie?