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  • you can walk the dog while using this, the dog would be like "im not walking with this jack ass"

  • How in the Hell can you keep a straight face with that all in your grill?? lol... So hilarious...

  • did anyone think Hannibal Lecter?

  • I got some jaw exercises for those hot bitches!

  • Am I the only person who hears the camera men laughing?

  • "Yes karen get a little tongue" xD

  • Lisa darling, I will save you almost 30 bucks. Just exercise your mouth around my stiffy & you can have a creamy little treat, all for free!.

  • Oh...I clicked to soon again.I read Facial....

  • SUCK A COCK!!!

  • WTF? haha

  • Do it while your husband isn't looking, otherwise he'll make fun of you.

  • Always wanted to give that perfect BLOW JOB! well now you can with Facial Flex. Exercise your mouth to the perfect COCK!

    It's never too early or too late!

  • i got a god given facial flex equipment since the day i was born. let me know if ur interested ladies.....guys no need to apply

  • You can get this same effect for free using your index fingers to hold the corners of your mouth to create resistance.

  • they shouldve got david venable to sell this one lmao

  • Holy shit that shit is scary. And walk the dog with that thing?

  • I just watched the "Rejuvenique" vid and I thought there can't be anything worse than that!

    and then I found THIS

  • @soufang can you imagine...

  • This is truly frightening.

  • Tom Brady needs one of these to get ready for when Terrel Suggs comes to town.

  • Whether or not this device preps you for better oral sex I don't know, but Maynard

    Ferguson's last lead trumpet player, Patrick Hession, sells this on his website as

    an embouchure training device for brass players. I fabricated a similar device

    about 15 years ago for the same purpose, although for a lot less than what they

    charge for this.

  • Achat sur le site officiel en Europe (avec doc en français) sur le site officiel .be .eu ou .fr (facial-flex). Liste de vente en pharmacie sur leur site. A évité les immitations qui déforme la bouche LOL.

  • yes caller? yeah, uh i was looking to buy this for my gf since shes a real cunt and cant suck dick for shit, but before i buy you mind showing me a demonstration?

  • I bet the "Predetors" are laughing their asses off..

  • I think this is a psychological research. They're trying to see how many stupid people they can find in 3 minutes.

  • u can just use ur fingers!

  • Makes me think of predator..

  • LMAO! I thought the Shake Weight was bad! Put those two together you'll be the best oral girl on the block (Or guy) lmao

  • finally, a product to help my girlfriend stop using her teeth

  • i wouldnt mind that gilfs mouth flexing around my dick

  • I think you should get one of these!

  • 2 phony cunts and 1 fag. The fact that anyone would actually buy this shows we have a nation full of insane people.

  • well, how about you stretch your mouth by smiling instead of buying this device

  • people come up with the most retarded ideas these days...

  • If you're going to sell a disturbing product like this, at least use attractive people o_O

  • so fuckin stupid.

  • I just want something that'd give me a Nicholson Joker smile.

  • $30.00 for that piece of shit!?

  • People can just suck my dick if they want to widen their mouthes, an other peice of fucking shit the coprate companys try to sell us, and i am afraid i am turning into a Troll.

  • @Technobanana lol

  • imagine u chock on dis LOL

  • Does anyon know if this will work for facial weakness from Bells Palsy?

  • hahahah stretch your mouth, good for BJ beginners...

  • i like when the two aliens are using it at the same time and poking each other.

    1:24 - 1:39

  • lol!

  • omg..

  • ebay $1

  • Your never to old to slob a knob.

  • omg they look like blowfish.

  • who would pay 35.00 for this piece of shit?

  • train your face??? wtf??!

  • they all are after botox injection probbably xD

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    f***ing retards !

  • can't knock their hustle though....women in middle america are probably facial flexing as I type this here...."1 and 2 and 3 and...sigh...honey, I feel it working!"

  • $33.83 after shipping. For this. Jeezus.

  • Walk the dog while doing this! LMAO!!! I can just see someone walking down the street doing this! No thanks! LOL!

  • face kegels. nuff said.

  • Good practice for oral

  • Good practice for turning into a fish!! Scariest product since that Jason Vorhees electro-zap mask.

  • trening ssania?

  • They can selling anything including craps and shits. Fuck them.

  • this looks like on of those stupid futuristic devices... which are pointless

  • Yeah, only on America. What a bunch of sick sick people there. Someone shoot a bullet in their heads! These cunts are so annoying listening to. " Ahah, yeah, mmmhhh, oohh, mmh ". Fuck those bitches!!

  • You must have a hard time washing out that taste JCFXSI.

  • @JCFXSI You're sick in the head. I suggest shock therapy. What a perverted piece of shit.

  • WHAT THE FUCK! is this shit

  • Does that actually work? (I've seen another model that just works the jawline)

  • Fuck the lot of em.

  • these morons should be locked away

  • Infomercials are so fucking retarded... god damn americans...

  • gfs bday present

  • This looks like a mid-evil torture device, like, there are spikes all over the out side of it, and when you flex, the spikes dig into your mouth!!!  D8

  • well then why the fuck would you flex? Sounds like a pretty poorly thought out torture device lol

  • 30 bucks to look like a catfish? I'm sold.

  • redrum inc are HOMOS

  • =))

  • does this even work ? hahaha

  • Hmmm I'm waiting for the newsflash: woman has facial flex gadget slip and chokes to death

  • would that not cause the skin to stretch and wrinkle?

  • Yup, they would need to flip it to driectly affect the jaw muscles

  • WTF $30!?!1!!

  • only retards can buy this product

  • It's called CHEWING.

  • pa flipar....

  • the old woman put it off inmediately because its disgusting

  • This helps you to blow hehehehe

  • Que cojones es esa mierda??????

  • these people are freaks!

  • Scary...

  • The guy on the left... Totally looks like the base models for the oblivion vampires. Not gonna lie...

  • suzie is a retard

  • "It's beginning to look a lot like fish men...."

  • 30 dollars? for that?

  • Yes, workout your orbicularis oris... fuckin retards O_O.

  • WHY AREN'T YOU WORKIN OUT YER FACE

  • Definitely need to work those mouth muscles.

  • Mhummm HAWT bondage gear

  • They look like they're training their mouths to suck cock.

  • Totally

  • ...Large cocks.

  • @cmdrmonkey The guy too?

  • 1:55 She looks like she's in pain. Even when I tense my neck up like that NATURALLY the next day I'm in excruciating pain. I couldn't imagine the harm that this would do more than good.

  • stupid.............. i mean..........what?

  • Oh no! This thing is so painful to use that even the hosts can't bear to keep them in for more than a few seconds. The guy on stage right tries to put it in for the first half of the ad before he finally manages to tolerate it for a few seconds. Ouch!

  • Susie your a dumbass!

  • I feel for that model

  • Walk the dog?

    Use it on the dog as a muzzle!

    I think I'll get one for my wife

  • use it 5 weeks and you look like arnold schwarzenegger ^^

  • whahaha !!! worlds gone crazy

  • the lengths women will go to for that "extra" whatever.... lol fucking retarded

  • That Old Blonde Hag is Ugly as Hell!!!

  • I think Suzie's not using it how it was intended..

  • Im 24 and have one!!!! My face looks like Johnny Depp now. And the girls flock me.

  • lol really nice ^^

  • SOMEONE SEN D THIS 2 FAILBLOG

  • This is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen in my life--for so many reasons. I truly pity that complete idiot woman that called in, so desperate to improve her appearance she allowed herself to be duped by these demons of capitalism and vanity.

  • My wife started using this contraption a week ago and now she looks like a chihuahua. Yo quiero taco bell.

  • @pluckydad bahahahaha.

  • my mom got that and it does nothing! i used it and i didn't feel it doing anything. you get a better workout by smiling!

  • these people could sell a woman in white gloves a ketchup popcicle!

  • im 2000 years old, FUCK

  • what about 106 years old... can i start now, will it help!!!

  • pero que mierda de aparato es esto!!! la vieja haciendo los ejercicios da realmente asco.....y ya...el tío que parece un androide, no tiene desperdicio

    JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJ­A

  • You know, there's such thing as putting your fingers on either side of your mouth and flexing. That'll save you $30. This thing is a complete failure. I wonder what these people will invent next. Something to flex your butt hole!???

  • They are right: we need to exersise not only our legs, arms, abdominal msls, but also our FACEs.

    Look around: how many people do not look attractive even in their 40's just becaus the skin on their face looks "old". It's so easy to fix it.

    I smile when read coments when people say "pathetic", "lunatics".. :)))

    This product is GREAT.

  • Shut the Fuck Up

  • bwahahahahahahahahaha

  • Oh, all the sexual and funny comments I could say about this! Where do I start?

  • 1:55 - 2:02

    yep...aliens exist

  • ROFL I need to get one of these just cus they're hilarious

  • LOL funny

  • Only $29.86?!?!? What a bargain!!

  • Flex those cock-sucking muscles , babe! XD

  • "Never too early" to start using the facial flex? Wow, I'm going to get one for my newborn!

  • LOL, I think she would do more good sucking a weener instead.

  • lunatics

  • people are pathetic.

    what lengths they go to for society's beauty. it dosn't matter how old you look when you die.....

    your dead

  • hahaha omgs. I totally want one.

  • Fucking broads... what bullshit they won't come up with next.

  • oral sex muscle practice

  • WHY AINT YOU WORKIN OUT YOUR FACE?

  • disgusting.

  • wtf!

    lmfaooooooooooo

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

    sorry thats really funny.

  • this is a blowjob trainer...

    these shows are made to sell things you don't need to people who have the "shopping-spree" addiction...which is a GRAVE condition.

  • they can get a better workout blowing me for 20 minutes ========D

  • improves fellatio

  • lmfao

  • Wow, its so weird coz they keep touching each others faces

  • LMFAO! omg and thats 30 dollars...wthhhh...omg that is disgusting, wow.

  • BiHLjepotica2007:because it makes people think that his actualy work...if the price is a bit above reasonable ,people will pay it ,even though they wont need it.And even though this is totaly bogus in medical terms. Pozdrav v Bihac ;)

  • wtf is it supposed to do, make your lips stronger? haha!

  • what the fuck is this!?!?!?

  • lol, at least the host admits it's "kinda freaky" towards the beginning.

  • haha lmfaoo

    Looks like shes Having A Face spasam

  • Just give them a dick.

  • hahaha :D:D

  • had to comment...ahahhahahaa very funny

  • If Suzie is not a blonde, i'll be damned.

  • wow only 30 dollars for a useless piece of crap! :D

  • WOW THAT IS SO RETARDED

  • And you Aussies just keep on getting more ignorant, huh.

  • pretty much

  • so you're going to assume that the hosts on this show represent the views of all 300,000,000 americans today?

    I don't think it's the americans that are dumb, but it's you.

  • that lady is such an ASS for doing that.

  • how much did you get paid, Suzie?

  • Things like this are only for rich bitches who have nothing better to do than sit around on their flat butts and spend their husband's money. And that blonde advertising this thing is one UGLY woman!!!