10 Ways to tell if you're a Noob (Halo 3) Episode 1 - by HollywoodHalo

[maleficrevnant]

I only WISH the elephant was like that.

[Hitlerwearsasnuggie]

Hahaha!

[Boomerangutan]

thumbs up if you think halo 3 is better than reach

[loganator83]

"the fuck?"

xD

[mojoflowboy]

Hey you got a minute?

(Looks over at elephant)

Yeah I got a few.

XD

[godzillamaster90]

the title secuence is awsome prette clever

[WTFABROWNIE]

@mralienxx1 it's called conquest.

[Jonn808]

"Ohh hear comes the thundaa bitch!"

[MrAlienxx1]

What's the name of the first song?

[XxZombieKingxX]

"Bitch this Aint Facebook"

[CordSurvivalist]

har har u mean the sentinals??? this is a reply

[bonez1992]

lmao "ahh here comes the thunder bitch"

[starwarsfan117]

that douche bag



[HolaMat]

"Bitch! This ain't facebook"

[CordSurvivalist]

wtf is the orange beam?

[DalisDL]

@CordSurvivalist the laser? the one that the robots have

[Flint925]

CONQUEEEEEEEST!

[xXProjectJerichoXx]

Whats the end song called and whos it by???

[BDamanChamp]

See,if he was in a Warthog,or anything that could move faster, then they would not have to experience the awkwardness of that situation.

[XxTeamRGxX]

Nice song choice! White Stripes are like my favorite band!

[endafirlif17]

hahah. perfect song.

[tapewormrage]

Anyone else go on conquests?

[GoDAnimations]

Mom: What are you watching?

Me: Awesome Halo 3 videos.

Mom: ...what's Halo 3?

Policeman: ...and then you just killed her?

[xThatDude96x]

What's that song called

[GanjaShogunRelease]

song is called CONQUEST...

its only repeated like a bazillion times

[shesaidicutendaface]

What's the music called

[shesaidicutendaface]

What's the music called

[xXNiTr0xKiNgXx]

LOL 2:03

[godlynessdog]

Like # 2011 bitches!

[MegaJarass]

whats the last song? Cant find it.

[iamalonewolf1]

thumbs up if you want elephant on reach

[imbloodlesss]

The beginning was BAD-ASS.

The end was FUCKING-FAIL.

:D

[335zhaoyun]

Love the opening

[AcolyteOfHeresy]

"SHUT UP!!!"

[GrieverX3]

"Bitch this aint Facebook"!!!

[briankong196]

THE FUCK?! THATS FUCKED UP!!!

lol

[smartdudedumb432]

gay wad

[CupcakesCanKill1337]

OH HERE COMES THE THUNDAAA BITCH!!

[SHALLOTS1000]

CONQUEST!

[SHALLOTS1000]

CCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN­NNQQQQQQUUUUUUUUEEEEESSSSSSTTT­T!!!!!!

[awesomesaucer123]

That guy in the background is too fucking much. Ahahahahhaaa!

[MrKShots]

lol that is funny

[ryderdrew]

wheres the one wre its 1950s and it tells you how to spot a noob

[kidnova11]

haha! soo funny.

"Yea....... i'm a guy "

[uncannyvalleygirl]

aw man am i the only chick playing halo?

[F41LUR3]

@uncannyvalleygirl no get over it, there's tones of female halo gamers and even websites to help chick gamers meet chick gamers.

[mrfallen007]

"thats fkd up" lol

[AcolyteOfHeresy]

"SHUT UP!!!" XD

[NinjaPWNED]

Bitch got a penis!

[MrGoleirao]

NOOV BITH lol

[JaggerProctor]

They need to make a Halo Reach one..



[RabidPelican]

I song starting at the end around 2:05 is She Wants to Move by NERD but I cannot find the version that appears in this song. Could you let me know what version of the song you used?

[epidemicstudios]

@RabidPelican you ever find it?

[RabidPelican]

@epidemicstudios No, I still have no idea. If only I could search by beat, lol.

[theloljet]

always play capture the flag on those its funny as hell

[MrSideQuest]

I'd rather be a noob and drive one of those, than pro and never experience the deadly sneaking powers of.. The Elephant!

[ReadTheNamePeople]

BITCH This aint Facebook!

[TiSIICrazy]

@ReadTheNamePeople lol

[kallanr360]

elephant with two forward facing machine guns two back wards facing guns a roof an openable front and back door and 2 auto rocket launchers = invinclible

[epinky2295]

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN­NNQQQUUUEESSST!!!!!!!

[mrBorkD]

What is Halo

...

[Dudi979797]

What is a noob

[HaloDragon11]

You see that dislike bar.............Yah that is Justin Beibers dick and it gets bigger everytime a fag touches it.

[TemplarPyro]

@HaloDragon11 Never knew it had one...

[MunkeyEatPuffz]

@HaloDragon11 Justin Bieber has a penis?

[ArmoredGlint]

any 1 know the name of the song from 2:06-2:20. would be much appreciated

[Spartain36]

your also a noob when you hit the dislike button on imSuck's vids

[Spartain36]

Blue Spartan: "oh well I... kinda...sorta....really like you and want to get to know you better-"

Spartan in elephant: "-shut up-"

Yellow Spartan: "umm..... really.... thats...thats funny..about that umm-"

Spartan in elephant: "-ahh here i come!-"

Yellow Spartan: "-yeah.... im a guy"

Blue Spartan: Ahhh <:O what tha hell!"

Spartan in elephant: *stops* tha fuck! thats fucked up!!"

xD

[Spartain36]

you know your a noob when you spell noob wroung and when you call someone else a noob. just saying

[MRbobvsboxy]

Here comes the thunder bitch !!!!!!!

[killbuzz27]

Whats the song played during the credits?

[Funnyflik121]

lol "im a guy"

"aww what the hell?!"

*elephant stops*

"the fuck? thats fucked up"

xD

[Princevader72]

@Funnyflik121 lol most fun bit out of that

[DrCoxRox1]

i like the intro:)

[Blackwater13568]

What the FUCK?? That's messed up!

[TheRobobum]

I know the elephant isn't like that, but wouldn't it just be beast if it was?

[MegaVipero]

@TheRobobum Hell yeah XD

[Heliosmaster3]

yeah ima guy

stops

WAT DA FUK DATS MESSED UP!!!

[NOWAYOUT688]

nice job puting the white stripes song in your vid

[butthead123456789ify]

@Albinomonkey mastercheif isnt dead. Beat the last level on legendary and DONT skip the credits. There is a clip where mastercheif is with cortana. ( you also could just search halo 3 legendary ending)

[bulldriver1]

lol ''yeah im a guy'' THE FUCK?!?! O.o

[albinomonkey27]

im still depressed that master chief is dead :(

[LGJobe]

@albinomonkey27 he doesnt die, he goes into hypersleep while he waits for someone to find him

[Ojthemighty]

lol

[Schoolzorz343]

0:17 WHITE STRIPES FOR THE FUCKIN' WIN!

[Dessinator17]

Back in the early days of Halo 3 me and my friends actually managed to hold up in the Elephant for five minutes or so. It was probably one of the most epic battles I've ever seen in matchmaking that wasn't set up.

[MudvayneGermaniac37]

Please help know the song at the end spoof bad!!!!! I think it's by nerd. Please does anyone know it? Let me know!!!!!!

[xJoelxMaldonadox]

@imsuck where can i find the extended vid of the gangster rap???

[maddog1920]

THE FUCK? THATS FUCKED UP!

[Orange8Films]

here comes the thunder bitch!

[tromackda1st]

honestly one of the best things I've seen in a while :D

[lordloukota]

1:45 the guy in the elephant lol "SHUT UP!"

[loadedlongboardlover]

whats the name of the song at the end

[shadowdarian999]

@loadedlongboardlover  ridin dirty i think>

[loadedlongboardlover]

@shadowdarian999 thanks but its not i will just keep serching

[g0ldensnipers]

Love those start out sound affects the elite death is always funny

[theidunno13]

funny lol



[rec0nflamer223]

lol, oh i have something to say to you! "umm... i like guys" aww what the hell!

[loadedlongboardlover]

@rec0nflamer223 im a guy not i like guys

[MrToren01]

1:35 to 2:05 thats fucked up man lol.

[Matrilwood]

1:55 You have NO idea how often I have to do that. It never happens on voice-chat (For obvious reasons), but once I had this creepy dude follow me around on NwN.

[Matrilwood]

@Matrilwood In-case you're wondering, it helps me get away with a lot more shit (Like trolling and being a NOOB). Nothing weird or anything like that.

[natemanaen]

Does anyone know where to find that version of the N.E.R.D. song at the end? I cannot find it anywhere...

[natemanaen]

Does anyone know where to find that version of the N.E.R.D. song at the end of the video? I've looked everywhere!

[GrieverX3]

Still one of the funniest vids iv ever seen could not stop laughing

[darkruler251]

Here comes the thundaa bitch!

[ThunderGod9591]

Thats fucked up! LAWL

[TheRobobum]

I miss the elephant :(

[phartzilla]

LOL "bitch, this aint Facebook!"

1:31

[killerhoss5]

but but but its does :o its called team slayer on sand trap on xbox love :P

[MegaGmat]

IT'D BE EPIC IF 2 TEAMS OF 8 DID THAT TO EACH OTHER!!!

[spencerlindsley]

what are all the song titles?



[GNNStudios]

It was only 2..

[Pokelovr12]

When I first jumped into an elephant, my first thought was:

"They see me rollin, they hatin"

[darkruler251]

Hehe

Thats some funny shit xD

[Pkur98]

about them.. umm..

Elephant driver: yea here i come >:D

Weird guy: yea im a guy..

The other guy: Uh what the hell?

The elephant driver: What the fuck, that's fucked up!

[369destroyer]

even noobs know pretending to be the oppisite sex is messed up

[PopSmokeIt]

dude that was only 1 way

[Thekillersquirel]

@PopSmokeIt "10 Ways to tell if you're a Noob (Halo 3) Episode 1 - by HollywoodHalo" Read it carefully. Hint: Episode 1

[TheNewModer]

2:23-2:26 LOL Ahhh Ya Ghost Ride The Whip Bitch *InBackRound Try To Catch Me Riding Dirttyy Lol*

[NarutoDude134]

OH HERE COMES THE THUNDA BITCH!

[Bladez12]

"Bitch, this aint facebook!" bahaha

[C0DC4T]

lol the guys like, its okay theirs no rush baby.

[nestorv69]

Fuck yeah!! White Stripes!!

[SGTCloudrunner]

lol, before Halo 3 was released, that was my vision of using the Elephant.

[Dessinator17]

When Halo 3 was still new me and my friends got our whole team to pile up on the elephant, we ended up with maybe ten deaths and 15-20 kills.

[hinzae]

61 people took this test and passed lol

[SonicTheSpeeder]

What does he say at the very end?

[NuPappa]

ah shit, that's funny

[ShaneDawsonFcknOwns]

HERE COMES THE THUNDA BITCH !!!!!!

[ThErAmWaNtShAm]

the beginning looks like it would be a zombie game intro.

[suckyskater21]

AAAW YEAH GHOST RIDE THA WHIP BITCH!

[eFcCaboose]

If only the elephant was ever used like this... Nothing would stand in their way!

[micericeking111]

oh yea....take your time baby...no need to rush...

OOHH HERE COMES THE THUNDER BITCH!

[Scnoo1994Gaming]

OOH HERE COMES THE THUNDER BITCH!

[XXdrunkenxx87]

i wonder if the elephant can actually kill you

[loadedlongboardlover]

whats the name of the song at the end

[SixFootDik]

AWHHH here comes the thunda bitch!

[CountSnafu]

lmao

[shadowmalpractice]

61 people are Halo 3 noobs who love the elephant...and find out that the chick they were playing with is actually a guy. lol

[TheSuperpowersguy]

whats the name of the song?

[micericeking111]

@TheSuperpowersguy

conquest

[TheSuperpowersguy]

@micericeking111 thanks

[Dessinator17]

Now I'm a noob because I think of this not only everytime I see the elephant, but every time I'm at Sandtrap XD

[royfang88]

white stripes sick!!!!!

[MarkuPro]

hahah awesome

[sayaintjimmy]

61 people mistakenly hit the "dislike" button.

[Saberspark]

@sayaintjimmy AND I WAS ONE OF THEM!

[sayaintjimmy]

@Saberspark really?

[wade805]

listen to the guy in the background when they are talking

[tgxbeau]

omfg dude that was funny

[S3N3SHAL3]

OMG that was hillarious(can't spell)....I bet that was an insta-limp wiener after that one......Ya i'm a guy...WTF?!

[night1hal1]

Oooh, here comes the thunda BITCH!

[milkenobi]

Never fails to bring a huge smile to my face

[koshey245]

lol the first one makes you a noob?? thats my average day lol (the cool one not the one where he tries to splatter the yellow)

[DrPepperFanboy]

i counted 1 way...

[HammYSaMmy45]

the first one its fun doing that

[Sp1kfreak]

Ooh here comes the thundah bitch!!!

[DaPunkedReble]

What was that song in the Begging

[Ace56723]

THE FUCK? THATS JUST FUCKED UP!

[MrBluetuber]

lol here comes the thunder bitch

[QuadRunner250]

last 1 is the best

[socalvr4]

Aww here comes the thunda bitch!

[4shotsnipe]

love the intro

[akwsmack]

Yea i'm a guy...

Aww what the hell!??!

The fuck!? Thats fucked up!

LMFAO!!!

[Mosan13]

"Hey you got a minute" "yeah I got a few"

[flashtek]

O_o wow they must be the best halo players to be that good

[MrCheesedogim]

i laughed quite stupidly at this

[Dessinator17]

@JediKillah420 PS3 Move is like playing Wii with black dildos. From "Top ten e3 events that didn't happen".

[Dessinator17]

There's only two episodes. So only 2/10 reasons?

[FrankieG110]

HAHAHA!!!

XD !!! LOLZ LMAO!!

[CQBKRIS]

lol at the dude randomly saying stuff while hes slowly going forward

[justinbodrero]

"oh here comes the thunder bitch!"

"im a guy" "ahh what the hell"

UUURRRRTTT "WHAT THE FUCK? THATS FUCKED UP!" XD

[SanityAndMe]

@justinbodrero you are gay. (:

[Dessinator17]

The elephant reminds me of the apocalypse. Lolz

[Firescater1]

lmao Umm yeah ima noob thats why i always go for the elephant in game xD

[crazynintendoman23]

@Firescater1 ...umm...i got a splatter with the elephant...yeeeeah

[TibblesFTW]

Lol the elephant ends up farther away from the yellow guy than in the beginning XD