Seriously Funny

[MAJ509ner]

awwright awwright awwriiiiiiight !! you gona learned today. thumbs up for new classic.

[trueboss4444]

she sed she have no niples

[Cocacoley98]

LONG TITTIED, NO NIPPLED BITCH!

Ooooh, he said she has no nipp-les!

[tnt2598]

I FUCKING LOVE KEVIN HART!

[DynamicContinuity]

Ya sippin juice bastard

[TheJGenuine]

hey yall check out my channel, got some hilarious shout out videos,and christian Rap music.

[marcusfresh6]

Kevin hart 4 life: my mom told me 2 tell u.. 2 mind yo DAMN MUTHAFUKIN!!!! business bitch, u old stupid bitch, u dumb teachin bitch, u 2 plus 2 not knowing wat the fuck it is bitch, u cross eyed, fat rollin down yo back bitch, u long tittie no nipple ass bitch.

[crazychild250]

i watched this but i didnt see some of this stuff..

[aldazandres]

you no titi nipple lokking bitch then i hear my friends in the back of the class yelling ou OHH HE SAID SHE GOT NO NIPPLES

[Feli4life]

If you look closely Lebron Traveled.

[xSharinganEyez]

If my comment makes top comments i will say this to my teacher

[kabrial03]

He's hilarous!!!!

[timaabby]

Lol

[TheExtremeRocker456]

The description says it all

[tjmurraycomedy]

is the truth im trying to do my comedy thing as well and he really inspires me ... ithink comedy is one of the last great art forms that everyone can relate to, do be a great comic like richard pryor, martin lawernce, eddie murphy, red fox, robin harris, chris rock, and bernie mac just to name a few .... you really have to be aware of the social attitude of the time ..... im not saying im as gud as 'em but iam tryin so check my videos and let me know what you think @tjmurraycomedy

[tattoome5150]

SALADUK

[TYLERisMiSfIt]

Salad.

[Mindlessfroot]

salad ftw

[Technoboy1000]

SALAD!!!

[hardjustice9366]

SALAD FTW!

[jiiulle]

SALAD!

[MrHankeyy]

The gay queer thing was uncalled for.

People should be allowed to be themselves.

Because you think being gay is wrong, makes those kids think it's wrong and they'll project that hate to the world.

Unless you like teen depressions and suicides.

[29ryan49]

@MrHankeyy You must be new to comedy.

[MrHankeyy]

@29ryan49 I'm not new to comedy. I used to join in laughing, but I had to pay the price for that. When your sole purpose on the world seems like you're only good for comic relief. You start to think being gay must be bad and develop self-hatred.

I just tell my side of the story, living 10 years as a closet homosexual in this day and time, you're doomed to get depressed. Gay kids have to work on themselves before entering the outside and that's not how reality works.

[enjoihenkel9]

Imma beat my dick, Imma beat my dick, Imma get it, Imma get it.

[yemster13]

Kevin Harts Uncle: IN JAIL, BY MYSELF, ONE PILLOW, IN BED, YOU WANNA GO NIGHT NIGHT!!!!

[wrestleted]

DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARE CAUSE IT Works

[HoesEnvyMeh]

Baby What You Doing ?

Nothing Laying down

Do Me A Favor Lick Ya Finger & Touch Ya Nipple

- Outta Nowhere I Hear " Daddy You Want Me To Do Mine Too ?

xD

[peyt0nlol]

hahaha the funniest part was when he was giving the thug speech he was like NIGHT NIGHT NIGGA. NIGHT NIGHT NIGGA

[JelloCrave]

YEAH! REAL NIGGAS! ALL DAY! JUST ME! BY MYSELF! ON THE BLOCK! HOLDIN' IT DOWN! GUN ON MY WAIST! STRAIGHT FACE! ALL DAY! NOT A GAME! IN JAIL! BY MYSELF! ONE BED! NO PILLOWCASE! ONE PILLOW! DIDN'T NOBODY WRITE ME! IT WAS EARLY! WOKE UP! WENT BACK TO SLEEP! TOOK A NAP! YOU EVER GO NIGHT NIGHT NIGGA?!

- Kevin Hart

[lizet123098]

@JelloCrave lmfao! dhat shyit waz funny tho

[EpicThemeSong]

This special is just great. The teacher story is one of the best, when he's cusiing her out he starts out strong but then just throws random words together. I love the uncle story "say it with your chest!" If his kids ever see what he said about them on national television... well, I'm glad my dad ain't a comedian.

[beibersahomo]

I think converce

[WindyCityGym]

40 people have no nipples.

[ACfrom90]

40 people are seriously corny

[akuma4u]

does anyone know  the brand/style of shoes he is wearing??

[XpersiansX]

@akuma4u He's wearing Supras

[akuma4u]

@XpersiansX i thought they were supras too, but.. i dunno, i checked like almost all models and i cant find any supras that look like that, that have a big strap at the front of the shoe... if u can find a pic of model or style of supra please message me ill send u 5 bucks via paypal if u can correctly ID them. thanks

[XpersiansX]

@akuma4u Found em. The shoes he is wearing are the "Louis Vuitton Tower" sneakers.

[akuma4u]

@XpersiansX bro, HOW did you do that??? ive been searching for days man,.. radiis, supras, diesel, you name it i couldnt find it, how did u do it? u are truly the king of kings, my hats off to you... message me your paypal email and ill send u over 5 bucks,..

[XpersiansX]

@akuma4u lol its okay I don't want 5 bucks :P. I just watch alot of Kevin's hart other videos and his shopping vids and he's a huge fan of Louis Vuitton's so yeah :P. Enjoy the shoes when you get em.

[Veenfar]

@XpersiansX he's wearing LV shoes and T-shirt he said so in an interview

[TheInfamousFanboy]

Kevin Hart Typography... Tell Me What You Think Of It Please? :)

/watch?v=Th9CHXaJ_rs

[TGODbabe15]

daddy want me to do mine too, hello ?

[Gizelle101Graceful]

Crossed eyed crying down yah back fat foot ass bitch lol hell naw

[maalikkaps15]

OOOHHH, HE SAID SHE AINT HAVE NO NIPPPPPPPPLLLLLEEE! 

[oreobaybeh96]

#Lebron was rollin.!

[measy223]

Lmfaooo look @ "Real Trap Nikkas" lmfaooooooo shit had me in tearss

[MsNerdGeek]

Lmao id love to have a long tit no niple teacer .....hey dat riminds my of lil cuzin she knows 1x4 but she dont know 2+2

[MrTughGuy]

@MsNerdGeek it tell her to mind her damn bussniess before i come down there and bet her ass

[jaubert7526]

dis dude is funny

[MellowEli]

@TeamPoloBear - Kevin Hart Associate

[TheHasan15]

Hey! Stop! Thas Gay! quit

[quaziebabe]

Daughter: Shit!!

Kevin hart(dad):What!?

Daughter: Shit!! They got partick daddy you not watchin?

[princessTeeny3]

lebron was lauqhinq too hard aha, hatinq on shaq

[PinkApplesNYC]

000000MG this little nigga is funnnyyyy!! I MUST see him live !!

[jjoriana]

@peaceluvnchucks01 idnt give a fuck

[briannaprincess4]

LOL!!  " Say it wit ya chest lil ass nigga"

[newman84newman]

lebron look liek a straight muppet hahaha

[newman84newman]

uh yea we know what he said dont need you to repeat it.....

[MsNerdGeek]

Mom: u tell her to mind her god damn motherfuckin buisness Kevin: a.k, a.k ,a.k u want me to say it liek that cuz i wasnt sure,.... Mom: KEVIN, u tell her to mind her god damn mother fuckin buisness Kevin: ok ok ok ok ok Kevin: i gotta practice my lines Kevin (in the mirror): my moms told me to tell for u to ( says in loud voice) MIND YOUR- damn thats to loud * tommorow* Friends: KEVINNNNN WAZ UP Kevin: sorry guys i gotta big day ahead of me lmao some1 got some glue i got a ass on the loos

[pacomcjorge]

@MsNerdGeek what the fuck r u talking about. he didn't half that shit

[briannaprincess4]

@MsNerdGeek lmao : ) lol you forgot " Just know that its about to go dowwwn!!"

[brighttalon61]

im just now noticin he was on next friday wit the big dude..

[AfrikanBambaataa]

Heaven come here! Its your room ur responsable what happened!?

Its very hard to take a kid out of play mode. When kids are playing they don't know that shit just got real! So in her mind its still a game

- Heaven come here! COME HERE!

- WOOOOOAAAAH!! Dady dady!!

- Heaven what happened what happened??

- Daddy theres a buncha monsters in the castle, The castle was on top of the bunck bed, when we got up there, there was too many people in the castle ...Sooo ooooh SOMEBODY HAD TO GO. We toke a

[ezhaunaai3]

which one is it when he say "come to me if you want to you gon win the fight but you aint gon be hearing shit tama bitch put that whistle in your face bitch ."

[ccampb2010]

@ezhaunaai3 Lol....it's I'm a Grown Little Man :)

[ccampb2010]

@ezhaunaai3 Its I'm a Grown Little Man!!

[jjoriana]

DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARE CAUSE IT Works

[peaceluvnchucks01]

@jjoriana i hate it when people do that mess....

[ImYoUrGoD01]

my mom told me to tell you to mind your dammmmm mutherfuckin buissenes bitch

little stupid bitch

dunb teacher bitch

2+2 not noin what the fuk it iz bitch

crossed eyed down your back fat ass bitch

long tittie no nipple teacher bitch

ohhhhhhhhhhh he said she got no nipples

[a084123]

DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARE CAUSE IT Works

[Shade9239]

i didnt see a single white person in that audience...

[RMMFX]

@Shade9239 i see plenty

[waytothudawn]

Damn, I'm watchin this now but i gotta watch it a few more times. Aint never gonna stop bein funny.

[lilbiz008]

you gone smack me bitch?!

in front of my friends?!

IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS!?!

[animechats1]

lebron was DYING !!! LMAOOOOOO

[TheGodfather826]

daddy u want me to do mine too? lol

[cupcakez37]

why you shottin at me man iz da best 1

[AmeriasLove]

'' funniest thing when shaq fall ! ''

''lick ya finger rub ya nipple, 'me too daddy?' haha ( :

[chrisbrown2416]

Awww damit shaq ! Lmao

[jstnneeley]

@EzekielxP OOOOHHHH HE SAID SHE HAD NO NIPPLESSSSSSSSSSSS

[gcdb20]

Wha I'm gonna do? Wha I'm gonna do? Imma beat my dick imma beat my dick where the laptop at? Where the laptop at? Lmao

[PoppinSixis]

Say it wit ya chest.... Lil azz nigga.

And

All day, by myself, gun in my waist, I hard in my cell 1 pillow. Wanna go nite nite nigga wanna go nite nite???

[Pakizzzz1]

Helll.....

/watch?v=rI2v31F1DS8

[daftxpunk77]

SAY IT WIT YA CHEST.... LIL ASS NIGGUHH

[Saiisha13]

LOL he is so funny.... Hes da funniest BLACK MAN dat i noe!!!

[princesstootsweet3]

@EzekielxP OOOOOOOOOOOH he said she ain't had no nipples!!!!

[mizhigher32]

hey stop dat thats gay!!

[Lady1ronicc]

Haha So Funny Buht Damnn I Was Watching It withh my Boyfriend And My Name is Sabrina So Wen He Said That Thing Bout His Wife Telling Him Bout This Bitchh Sabrina It Was Kinda Emberassing Buht Funny As Fuckk

[AssassinTheGamer]

Lmao

[lloydrosay]

Peel yo muffn.cap back blue

[lloydrosay]

You wanna go night night nigga everybody go night nigga. I peel yo muffin cap back blue

[poloswagg01]

Kevin:Go 2 bed

Son:Mhh Aww (Snore Snore)

[afghanmami11]

SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST..

[chipzdipzchainzwhipz]

Katt Williams

[IloveDrosee]

Daddy want me to do mines to .. aaaaaaaaaaaah , LMAO! I watch this over and over almost every day

[elizaakababyd]

@IloveDrosee hell yeah lmao

[beautyqueen317]

OOOHHHH , SHE AIN'T GOT NO NIPPLESSSSS . ! Lmaaoo

[jconingt]

What happened to the "Say it with Yo Chest" video?

[theprincessalayne99]

XDDD SOOO FUNNY!!!

SHIT!!!

What you just say?

SHIT!! THEY GOT PATRICK DAD!!! you aint watching this?!

[Fire64589023]

Funny

[jamesponzo2]

*Classic*... one of THE BEST standup shows I've ever seen

[TheKPiech]

Listen to Miles Away by Kaz Piech!

[warren4230]

mine yo dam mother fuckin bicth long titty no niple havin bicth non knowin 2=2 bicth

[all6witnessess]

When kevin acts out lebron...lol

[all6witnessess]

HAHAHA LEBRON AND SHAQ

[jonnylopez55555]

SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST LIL ASS NIGGA!!!

[iPoohCupCakes]

You aint nothing but the cheese without the corners! You will never be a slice BITCH!

[anaya1115]

I've seen da real one alredy funnies crap u ever saw mi fav part iz wen he cussed hiz teacher out

[AHUSTLERSDREAM]

im sick of this nigga man kev pin the tail on his ass

peel his muffin cap back blue

SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST LIL ASS NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blaqBeauty001]

Love this DVD

[Jizzman008]

"look at LeBron...Goddamnit Shaq,get up! Awh,I didn't know,I didn't know!' LMFAO!

[quanse13]

2+2 Not Knowing What The Fuck It Is

[radicalx1000]

funny as hell

[accurrah]

;;* stfu before iiqo out side and pop the trunk on ya bitch ass .. baby what yu qoin tu get the car seat? omg baby why wld yu say that ..lmfao

[ColdSodies]

yall please add us as a friends.. visit our channel too

[naruto77753]

that nigga hilarious

[TheSupermen1988]

It's ok but is not funner than the Larry snatch face video look it up people

[TheArea510]

watched it .fkin crazy funny

[unborn1980]

Pissing in the bed ass boi!! BOOYAH!! right in front off your mum LMAO!!!

[missbunnyboo123]

shutup before i go to my car & pop the trunk on your bitch ass or i'll go to my car get my gun & i'll shoot this shit up wut you gonna get the carseat

[thesleepingwolfspade]

@3194shi wtf is u talkin about he said that in the stand up so check yoself

[BTA803XX]

that fat dude @ 0:46 is enjoying himself

[chadcinco1]

Sum1 plz put that scene when he talks about Shaq on YouTube plz plz plz!!!

[ajm9076]

SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST

[MsSkookie]

guy @ 0:45 is just...

[lilmisstalksalot18]

HEY STOP THATS GAY

[LadyBeex3]

Shaq's falls always make my night.

[rnxj23]

Does anybdy know where his vid is where his mom slaps him in front of his friends????

[TheLahhla]

@rnxj23 you could go to comedy central and search kevin hart seriously funny and its called calm down

[reebss24]

does anybody know where the bit where kevin tells his teacher to shut their damn mouth is?...do u know where i can find it?

[jb8298]

like james blackmon on facebook this guyy is also really funny

[LiViNfReE1008]

haha do anyone know when this will be on youtube thatll be the funniest thing i want to def see that haha!

[coriunion]

Haha

[XxandruexX17360]

i fuckin love this guy

[SuperMillion18]

shit funny

[jeenah09]

i turned around told my friends its about to go down

kevin did ur mother read the note

yes she did

what did she say

she told me to tell you to mind yo got damn motherfuckin buisness bitch!!!!

shit!!

what did you just say

shit!!! they just took patrick daddy you aint watchin this

haha lmao it gets me everytime :D

[9katelin]

@jeenah09 dont get it

[crazyspotlight67]

She told me to tell you to mind yo DAMN MOTHER FUCKING BUISNESS BITCH ! Lil TSUPID BITCH LIL DUMB TEACHIN BITCH ,2+2 NOT KNOWIN WHAT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH , CROSS EYED ; CRYING DOWN YA BACK FAT FOOTED ASS BITCH - LONG TIDDAY NO NIPPLE HAVIN ASS BITCH ! OOOOOOOOOO HE SAID SHE AINT HAD NO NIPPLESSS

[ImnotfatFLUFFY]

It's funny cuz it's true. About shaq

[MrBucknasty2000]

Yea real niggas all day by myself holdin it down gun at my waist smile on my face in jail by my self didn't know body wake me it was early woke up took a nap when back to sleep one bed no pillow case one pillow you wanna go night night nigga?! Wanna go night night nigga?! Everybody go night night nigga!

[MsNay2012]

GET OUT THE BOWL!!

[jamirriel]

every kid has a qay mment..hey stop dat thatts qay..heyy noo.`!

[MrRobbyHawk]

Why aint any of this on youtube yet!?!

[KennySpennySamantha]

@MrRobbyHawk alot of it is

[thisonekidsteven]

ahaha dats some funny ass shit