How To Befriend Your Favourite Internet Stars

[ilostmynameagain]

i bet phil was s***ing bricks when you put that knife near him

[nbug1999]

HEYYYYYY DAN YOUR A TOTALLY AWSOME YOUTUBER AND I LUV YOUR VIDEOS!!!!!YOU AND PHIL ARE SO AMAZING!!!! I WILL ALWAYS BE A DANISOUR!!! :)

[mcorn13]

Dan... You DO realize that you telling me how to stalk you .. right?

[SteveTheKitteh]

Hey, Dan! I EXIST!

[ICantLiveWithoutTea]

I have that hat!!!

[Tamporn]

i need to pee D:

[kiwipod123]

IM HERE!!!!!!! Please notice i exist!

I love you so much!!!!! -3 I would do anything for you!!!!!!!!!! Xxxxxxxxxx

[tricerbug]

You forgot that we need money to fly places.. I cant just float across the Atlantic

[bbm964]

im fat and poor, i wont be able to get plastic surgery

[proudlybizarre]

I'm new to you....you're ok. lol jkjkj :)

[tyblips]

well... im a rocker chick, a zombie lover, a fangirl (yes that kind), and if you dont like me. well i dont give a damn. i also suck at spelling, math, and have an unhealthy obsession with gay men. thats all! :D

[iAmSoEpicYea]

Well...sleep is important so i can comment on all you videos first.....then you said i have to be pretty so i have completely and utterly failed there :( Just so you know I love you, you are awesome and i do exsist <3

[Iluvpie6]

I AM DOOMED! MY USERNAME IS STUPID AND UNORIGINAL!!! D8

[vickilg123]

ah, the days of myspace

[PenguinsIgloos24]

@kiwipod123 THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

[kiwipod123]

OMG THIS IS GONNA BE SOOO HARD!!! But I will do it...

[banina52]

myspace!

[skyehigh97]

and phil plz cause u guys are awsome and i love you so much and i sent you guys loads of stuff in your pobox

[skyehigh97]

can i meet you dan?

[LyaJen]

you just taught people how to stalk you.

you obviously like being raped.

because that is what's going to happen

>:)

[elmocuppicake]

Finally. Instructions. >:3

*initiate Dan Stalk mode*

[IHaveGlitter]

FURST (actually 1,941st) COMEnTZ! :DDDDDD

[LessamazingKate]

What is this "Myspace" thing you are telling me about?

[pandabutton13]

Ok, everything's done. Now to meet. Are you going to catch a plane to Australia or am I going to catch one to England?

[LMFAOxmegan1]

i exist ...

[Nicoleg1299]

Awww poor phil

[IndigoMoon13]

The best way to lose weight is to eat LESS and do more exersize. Not stop eating all together!

[sarabeaarr]

@IndigoMoon13 He wasn't being serious.

[IndigoMoon13]

Dan youre asking for stalkers...maybe thats pointing out the obvious Dx

[PurpleHair248]

I'm planning on rapeing you

[NMac26y]

DAN""" :3 ...hi...

[pokemaniac908]

I love the "mcr-4lyfe" in the beginning.

[StephanieRose77]

lol you look like a fluffy puppy ^- ^ ROOOFF!

uhm...Roof o.e

Anwyays 8D...''your skin's gonna taste good '' >=D your so nice to Phil <3

[InkycatRED]

Yeah Dan!

[MissTrecle1]

All I can say is.... LOLITUDE!!

[MissJessFletcher]

the rabbit called, it wants it's coat back :P

[Mskhalida9]

so tell me dan, how come i'm not in your bedroom? :L liar.

[TheNerdyCupcake]

I AM THE ELEPHANT UNDER YOUR BED... hey, now I have your attention, I exist!

[mysteriousblonde13]

hi dan!

i exist! :3

[EmilyHasFaith7]

How about ur skype? ;)

[LivingInvisible]

umm if that is phills bedroom at the end wh does he have a buffy the vampire slayer once more with feeling poster on his wall? LOL

[JoshandImmy]

hiya hiya hiya hiya dan ! i eant to be your friend !!! Hiya x

[saveherforus]

We could take your advice Dan... but then you would flag us for spam and block us!! :L

[HolyApplesauce]

i guess you already know your own tricks then. damn it! 

[mellymae4]

OMF! the " buffy the vampire slayer" poster! WIN

[lovebunnies98]

I always get the Special K advert before your videos.

[pokepetal13]

@danisnotonfire hey

[pokepetal13]

@danisnotonfire hey

[NaMi8804]

Is that poster for Once More With Feeling?

[emilynesheva]

omg, watcha doing to phil :OO loool that made my day!!

[13Thehe13]

Phil looks kinda cute :3

[avfromc]

You are so odd...

[pandaandbestfriends]

hey dan whats ur msn

[pandaandbestfriends]

hi dan hey hey hey hey hey im panda

[TheCrusifiedRainbow]

DDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN DANDYYY DAN... YOU SO FIYNE... i'll just go now..

[TheCrusifiedRainbow]

LOVE ME..

[DizzyDiva01]

Dan

[sydandtaytum]

lol. i'm saving up for my extreme face reduction

[AlexandraMaeMusic]

dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.da­n.dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.­dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.da­n.dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.­dadan.dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.­dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.da­n.dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.­dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.da­n.dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.dan.­dan.dan.dan.dan.. I love you<3

[crazyboxinc]

Thumbs up if u hate adds

[crazyboxinc]

ARGHHH I HATE ADDS!

[nyanbubbles]

urm im sorry girls everywhere stalking dan its not gonna work for everyone lol

[Infectiousx3]

HEEEEEELLLLLLLO DAN!!!

I exist. :) I'm Kat. :D

[thesunflowerwarrior1]

dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan! i exist! 8DDD  hi!

[vampiress109]

:L

[caitlinbethany98]

if i do this will i befriend you? xx

[NataliePink6]

ahaahhaahaa. 

[tornadomannen2]

4:03 Thats what she said :D

[PrudencePwnsAll]

Too bad my profile pic is either Kirby or a Pokemon

[loviebuggie333]

Now I can stalk you Dan!

[patdxforever13]

The username! xX_oOo-mcr-4lyfe-ilovewafflesa­nddigimonandlollololim12-oOo_X­x

MCR is for life!!! yaya!!!

[kimberly3210]

OOH! I'M SO GONNA DO THIS! Dan, be ready to be stalked that passes the extreme of this video...

[J05huaWa15h]

@kimberly3210 Well just do it with style and originality

[emmlouisegeorge]

Too bad my profile pic used to be of George Bush eating kittens...

[EveloXD]

PHIL!! D= THAT PART WAS REALLY CREEPY!! and kinda cute... =3

[DizzyDiva01]

I want to meet u Dan ur so interesting :D

[missbackoff]

this video is so depressing

[GeorrgieGorre]

*Forever Alone*

[peaceluvcandy4]

3:12 "Getting purseanal". That spelling made my day.

[timelesstimesful]

I love you:)

[funkydunkystar]

Dan I am gona do this to u :)

[EmilySwiggle]

And so the legend of Daniel's Furry Hat was born..

x

[annabanana12121]

Lol I hope this works with Ian and anthony

[Honorasaur]

*cough* alex day replied to my youtube comment today :) shame he doesnt have a phone :(

[Mayaa1305]

im being followed by Susan Boyal -.- sake

[ATurtleAteMyTrex]

Such a Phan video

[ravebabe345]

am i doing it right? ^-^

[ravebabe345]

I LOVE YOU.

[KECE47]

yes i know that this is suppose to be "silly" .... but honestly please don't ever be so ignorant about "binging" . its srs buisness .

[Sammigirlx]

So phil's the person dans been thinking about for months? :3 ^.^

[ToriSeesYou]

I want to be purseanal...

[TiaMdear]

love how im sitting here peeling open a cupcake planning how to befriend a internet star and then "stop cake bingeing" pops up on the screen! my internet stars never gonna love if im fat.....*cries*



[lindsaysaurusness]

Can I do this to you dan? haha :P

[hahaitsmeuh]

Thanks for the tips! FIRST COMMENT.

..ohwait.

[safsprinV3]

Phill!!!!!!!!!! I'll coming to rescue you from Japan!!

[TheUniquezebra]

its funny how u watch things on youtube and imedeantly try to repat them. hmmm. tht sounds stabtacular. lets get saucy. O.o

[fullmoonshine90]

That moment when this actually makes sense

[KatieIsNotAPanda]

brb trying this on you...

[TheSheafieldShow]

OMG!  HAHA. Turn the CC (captions/subtitles) on for this video, and google beta misinterprets what he says and says much different things.

[doorsrshutable]

do you reconise my name yet dan?????

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[ScwibbleP]

Myspace...lol



[iluvgirr87]

hi my name is madison (RAWR)

[adventuresofbo]

hello, my name is Bo.

[maddie8912]

I did you figure this out?

[TheNeonIcing]

So we basically stalk you? 8D Seems legit.

[SaphiraPhoenix101]

step by step guide on how to be a stalker.

[KayKatastr0phe]

[stalk] <3

[kourielovesyou]

Hey can you check out my videos dan? My user name is kourielovesyou. Thnx(: ps they suck but I kinda need the veiws(:

[princessbabes21]

I'LL SAVE U PHIL!!!

-Rides to save him on a flying llama-

[klainetilldeath]

Love you sooo much Dan but I'm afraid I have a life so I don't have time to stalk u like a creepy idiot that never had a chance anyway:P hahaha

[iluvgirr87]

ok im gonna do this wit yuhh luv ya dan

[THManchesterMoon]

I just realized that beacuse of my extremely Random username, i actually do have a chance to get noticed.. MANCHESTER :D

[xxASandMMxx]

4:20 lol

[Rand0mhuman]

Lol you said Myspace. Lol.

[imcalledmee]

Yay u LoVe Phil:)

[bmxpenguin1]

And if she's in America....

[SuperKitttycat]

I forgot that MySpace used to be relevant...

[310BPM]

@SuperKitttycat

it wasn't really relevant in 2009, either..

[crazyforastonjls]

im all ready in england maybe i will run into u luv ya dan xxx

[99ARELI]

But Dan I can't go all the way to England :)

[Makeupbysavvy]

Dan do you mind if i use this advice on you? :)

[thexzombiegod]

I tried it with syndicate

[rockgirl1997able]

Dan....I'm planning to chop you up and rape you c:

[RenAkreyuMitsukai]

awlz easy enuf to break free xDDD

[1313Lawliet1313]

A once more with feeling poster, EPIC

[TheNarf98]

Basically you find creepy stalkers attractive?? What is wrong with the world? Lol

[ValentinaIos]

Does this mean that Phil is your Favorite internet star?

[applesarescary]

Hmmm....

[SerenaMorganLuna]

great my mum came in when phil was tied up and said "what are you watching?" so i rewound it to show her and it was the bit about chopping them up and raping them O_o

[caoimhebrawn]

the tags; 'unnecessary, furry, hat, ftw'

[piaybackjunkie17]

Is that how you met Phil? lol

[SuperSpeckybecky]

@piaybackjunkie17 Yes it was :L

[moomabartlett]

xD people must've freaked the hell out when u posted this! LOL

[Grachiification]

It's just so hilarious how he's so serious like that!!

^.^

[DoctorNinjaGirl]

Don't kill phil

[DoctorNinjaGirl]

My usernames amazing ^^^

[trickybee9]

I'm friends with Chuggaaconroy

[saturnstargirl]

Dan. You scared me...

[mycayanddis]

Just found your videos they are so funny!

[MsHannaannaH]

I don't think Phil approved of butter fingers here holding I knife so close to his face ahahaha

[tappytash124]

i have an awsome hat like your fluffy one at the beging!:D you think im joaking im being serious?:D

[willowrosesmith100]

Dan I laughed so hard at the end. Yup his skin will definitely taste Gewd ;)

[NyanCait]

you know dan, you probably just gained yourself about a hundred thousand stalkers, and it's entirely because of this. ^-^

[xOxCrapWeaselxOx]

his voice was lower here lol

[ascenliz000]

u r so cull. >_<

[CMhumelvideos]

Oh, and should look at some of my videos and tell me what you think some time.

[CMhumelvideos]

Hi dan, how are you? :D You and phil are the best youtubers in the world! You should recognize my username because i would love to talk to you. Dont worry im not a creeper lol;D

[THINEGINGER1]

recognise my usernname :DDDD lol <3

[monkeymad169]

You went from 'step.1' to 'stage.2' ;L eehjt.

[hatday44]

haha do you try to spell everything wrong in ur videos???? love ya dan :)

[KatieWilkinsonmusic]

@shadowcatcher5000 phill made contact with me 3 times in two weeks! One of witch was being mentioned in the superamazingproject spooky happenings! It's official... Phill is in love with me hahaha

[LouiseTheHappyCloud]

Awkward how all of Dan's viewers see this as actual consent to stalk, rape and/or eat him

[KatieWilkinsonmusic]

I'm at stage 3 with phill.... He wants me it's obvs

[shadowcatcher5000]

@KatieWilkinsonmusic He wants meh! Jk. *emo corner*

[orangeduckcheese2012]

omg if i met dan... i would keep him in my shed but i would kidnap phil too so that dan wont feel lonely!! :D

[dannynoriegarocks10]

Dan tweeted me today. I freaked..it was a dream come true.

[moomabartlett]

Don't be surprised when people spam you now, Dan.

[DanceLuver137]

Yep! So doing that to Andy Biersack! Haha(:

[LIVELIFEandSMILEplz]

I SHALL BE RECOGNIZED!

I SHALL BE RECOGNIZED!

I SHALL BE RECOGNIZED!

I SHALL BE RECOGNIZED!

I SHALL BE RECOGNIZED!

I SHALL BE RECOGNIZED!

I SHALL BE RECOGNIZED!

I SHALL BE RECOGNIZED!

Oh hai.

[Deeliciouse3000]

Dan you remind me of Anthony off Smosh and Phil reminds me of Detstry Moor off DesandNate. Hmm ._.

[LaniLuvsDestery]

@Deeliciouse3000 Destery Moore* but yeah they kinda do O:

[BreChristie]

@Deeliciouse3000 DES AND NATTTTE! <3

[vintagedreams07]

How to befriend your favorite internet stars......also known as how to stalk your your favorite internet stars