hitman fan movie

[Ashoujfilm35]

How did you blow up the house? I'm a professional hitman and I've been looking for a good way to blow up houses to cover my tracks.

[DooderMcAltair]

4:16

Where's your hall pass?

[horsetranq13]

i have to buy one of these shirts

[IllegibleCorn]

@horsetranq13 nope.

[codename4747100]

Heheheheheh Fat Hitman Anyway That Was Great Man U Doing Well

[Octopus0051]

fatman....not hitman

[Putek47]

He is the fuckin best Hitman xd

[pooman2278]

I can't believe I actually sat through all of that. That was bloody awful.

[Djangolulu]

i love the pink walls too!

[Djangolulu]

i love this.

[kevin3267890]

Fatman : Lunch Money

[Djangolulu]

@kevin3267890 nice comment. maybe you shouldn't post it on two vids that have links to one another

[ScottishJapanese4eva]

@TheJoker19751 Im with you! these fucking low lifes who say fat jokes and everything, which isnt even fucking smart. At least these guys made an attempt to do something useful, tell me What the Fuck do you basterds who call the guy fat, actually do in your life? apart from go about youtube making a fool of people. Probs cause you were all bullied in your life before most likley.

[theuly82]

uhh nice bald cap u got there

[RogueCoup]

this thing is actually awesome xD

[voldmerooo]

remind me of movie walking tall but this is walking fat , sweet dreams , no he mya be become more fatty , i mean dite dreaams :D:D:D:D

[Isaac1st]

I don't recall Agent 47 being fat.

[VikingVern7]

You were killing people sence you were a baby?

[newfie82]

What is a "strudent"?? Or a garud?

[thatdamnproductions]

Music.....ughhhhh....duhhh!!!!­!!!



[Marioest2]

Fat man with toy guns. Yeah, thats we all dreamed of the real 47 would be.

[supercat821]

You figure it out. Good luck!

[RainbowStalin69]

Fatman: Lunch Money

[Ralyth]

For some reason this could be an episode of South Park.

Cartman makes a hitman fan movie.

[threeXtwoXoneXbo0m]

wtf?

[evilcarlos]

Gaurd?



[Vt3c1]

terrrrribad



[Gkres0a]

entertaining .

[RangerBandit77]

Adult supervision lmao

[imlost19]

Bravo. 1 cheeseburger for you.

[Q8Police777]

t(-_-t)

[TheSemicroustillant]

Most credible than Timothy Olyphant !!

[Draeco]

not bad guys, good effort!

[chimichonga20147]

They allow bb guns at school now?

[philipralbreht]

someone owes me 7:27 of my life

[kaseymiller]

@philipralbreht Your the one that sat through it lol.

[TheJoker19751]

Yaknow, people are just going to roll out the fat jokes, make fun of his stocking bald cap but I'm going judge the film on the material, not the main actor. I think for a bunch of kids (teens) they did pretty good. I mean the shots they took were spot on with the camera work. They made a pretty good stab at special effects. For all you clowns that can just crack fat jokes, lets see your film. Show us how awesome you are that you can down someone because of their weight.

[jamesturncoat]

ENTENSITY

[SeantheGangsta]

hahaha fat fag

[legoMyEgoOrDie]

Major fail. I seen this on epicfail dot com

[MintGreenLambo]

Hitman: The Diabetes Chronicles

[PowerfulDragon]

this is my favorite thing right now

[erocicTheGreat]

You should have at least shaved your head, then this would have been watchable.

[fubar8peace]

i wish i was this kids friend

[MRgeniusism]

DRINK THIS SODA



[Elciesprace]

FUCKING GAYS ARE A SIN AGAINST GOD!

ESPECIALLY GAYS

BUT ESPECIALLY NIGGERS!

[jjjjjoey]

Do a fan movie of Tomb Raider. I can see you as an excellent great Lara Croft.

[casatube87]

should've left his penis out @ 3:40

[Gameathoner]

Woah woah woah. Pop's in Sauget? I know it's just the song thing and all, but do you live in St. Louis?

[FrozenTits]

i fucking hate you kid... fucking hate you.

[blazinferno]

he wasnt lying about it being his insulin...

[tubeinyou23]

wow....fuck me.

[qbsacker5394]

entensity pwns ur fat ass

[PunaniMunani]

Trying to out-show Michael Bay I see

[prophecy11]

ROFL..yeah you really look like 47 with them tits.

[iceboardin]

Nice jump at 2:40 ... owait, no ... 2:47.

[supercat821]

They're brainwashing kids with this cowardly disgusting crap

[romansrule3]

@supercat821 Oh shut the fuck up.

[romansrule3]

@supercat821 And I hope you can find a brain one day in your life. Your just another fat mother or some spineless boy who wants to suck out the fun in videogames. Well fuck you for even trying. No one is going to play some shitty ponies game.

[supercat821]

@romansrule3 Actually, I do real things

[romansrule3]

@supercat821 What the hell does that even mean?

[supercat821]

@romansrule3 check my profile

[SoSoRandom123]

this is better than the piece of crap Hollywood made.

[danegustafun]

How does he not leave evidence? Won't people notice all the food missing?

[ignas1130]

@danegustafun The victims choked on the food. That's how they died. I mean, that's how their windpipe collapsed. From choking. Just ignore those bullet holes. They accidentally set off their guns when falling down from choking and shot themselves.

[MNjuggalo420]

Why is everyone wearing the same shirt

[tfarads1]

@MNjuggalo420 prally a school uniform or something

[opiumthoughts]

Lol man brah have you no shame.

[jigsaw99]

respect my authoritah!

[SquirtTV]

Cartmen?

[TheBigSirMovieHouse]

GUNS IN SCHOOL.



[kellybayy]

hahaha its funny because hes fat

[dumpywhite]

I bet you cannot dunk on that rim. I bet you I am correct.

[xlittlekillx]

hey man, dont even worry about the bad comments, just do what you love, keep it up.

[Prnnce]

wow 47 really let himself go

[ShortRoundMcFly72]

how could he fit into that guys clothes

[Korendian199]

cool vid friends :)

[geomanbeefalot7]

Guard*

[warriorgene]

Ahaha, you so fat!

[layzergun]

I prefer Gabe Newell: Rise to Power.

[Machimachina]

Agent 47: Master of Rail Jumps

[Hoptu]

A comment not about the weight of the individual in this fan movie. Oh wa..

[ToneGarvey]

Agent 47 (inch waist)

[ToneGarvey]

EAT IM FATMAN, THAT WILL LEAVE NO EVIDENCE YOU FAT ASSED FUCK

[Landapowerdude]

he gets a cookie evry time he kill someone

[misterpandattack]

he's got big jacket pockets!

[CNguyenProductions]

im pretty sure hitman isnt fat

[tehpwnedish]

I really really enjoyed this. Keep it up guys!

[Alexrulz1234]

So they allowed you to have those guns in school?

[DocNizzy]

THAT GUY WAS PEEING FOR TWO HOURS?

[fluttershymaiwaifu]

Moar like Hitman Fat Movie

[AbitL0Lful]

>I get payed and leave no evidences 0:48

>blows up house.

>lolwow.jpg

[culdain]

why didnt you just shave your head

[GMFinntroll]

im really surprised you guys could bring fake guns to school lol. my school would have called the swat team for a water gun...

[opsprowler]

please take a seat

[oisinbyrneee]

i find this funny because of the plastic bag over his head.. oh and hes fat

[SpazyMecgee]

@oisinbyrneee shut up

[oisinbyrneee]

@SpazyMecgee fight me

[SpazyMecgee]

@oisinbyrneee sorry i dont fight girls espcially babys

[oisinbyrneee]

@SpazyMecgee ha good one ! go die.

[SpazyMecgee]

@oisinbyrneee now that one just sucked

[legochessking]

condom on ya head bro

[RasputinReview]

More accurate than the actual Hitman movie...

I'm not even joking, sadly.

[xBlooWahFullx]

sp00n sent me here.....

[chauKlet]

that guy was pissing for 2 hours?

[cookieprotector]

thumbs up if spoon brought you

[chumpusmaximusohnose]

47 flavours of ice cream

[KiraStillLives]

I honestly loved it.

Laughed a lot.

[UniqueOneShot]

FAT BASTARD SAVED THE FAT DAY WITH HIS FAT FATNESS. YAY

[ponineses]

Are you really bald?

[Scorpiondesu]

THIS VIDEO IS MAKING ME JIZZ ON MY TEETH.

[TheFabMissMonroe]

This was AMAZING!!!!!!!

[P00p00face1234]

The kid was peeing, but theres no dick out at 3:42

Did Hitman tuck it back in???

[kiba2447]

awesome

[putdownthreads]

5:03 STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

[Thadiwyn]

What's with the creepy subliminal flashes during the briefing?

[Wanghealer]

@Thadiwyn it's called fat people

[gfjohnalvarez]

New hitman game footage

[rlawrence331]

It's a whole lot better than the hollywood version.

[shanick000]

Actually, my favorite part was when he said "I need a disguise"... Then he proceeds to where a jacket inside out over his tuxedo.

[Hardcoregamer728]

also are those boobs natural?

[shanick000]

Wow! How did you make yourself look bald?

[mescool15]

@shanick000 He uses high-tech wizardry with the cameras

[SStrooper]

@shanick000 I believe he used the age old method of mixing equal parts plaster and shit.

[VinceDesiderio]

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

[Celerity321]

sup fellow /v/irgins

[TheOriginalCripple]

Why did you blow up your mum's house at the beginning? I don't think she will be pleased about that...

[peblairman]

[X] Fat (so probably made fun of)

[X] Plays Violent Video Games

[X] Takes photos of himself with guns

Yup. Sounds like a school shooting situation.

[QuikDJ]

The fuck has Agent 47 been eating lately

[Hardcoregamer728]

Fatman Flabsolution

[sc6rp]

>Implying he would fit into his friends clothes

[hawkstheman1]

cant wait for the game!

[Hardcoregamer728]

make a Bayonetta fan movie next!

[Tanikaze2]

sweet Daisy BB sniper.

[xJehovahx]

Masterpiece. 10/10.

[cisthej]

hitman=fatman. you cannot unsee

[TheScreamingGoblin]

I laughed my ass off.

Do a assassin's creed/Metal gear solid/Zelda one.

[Beefjerk]

hitman_absolution_gameplay.mov­

[TheTrueHaddock]

It's still better than the official one.

[prospermerimee]

marvelous! smashing! haters gonna hate bro but this is an epic work of art. maybe you got some hereditary stuff goin on but if not just start taking a long walk every morning and that would shut up some of these kids, cut the soda from your diet and that would silence the another a few more. the rest of them just mad they cant doin anything half as good themselves

[kuaieq]

guys, this was a friend of mine.... he died in 2008 in a car accident.  not fucking cool /v/

[xFreox]

@kuaieq at least he was living large

[imgrabbinpills]

I get paid to eat at McDonalds. I leave no evidence.

[MrKacnarfer]

FATMAN: LUNCHMONEY

[111grngoblin111]

@MrKacnarfer LOL

[ToneGarvey]

@MrKacnarfer you copied this from the trailer

[MechFish]

@MrKacnarfer Fuck I lol'd way harder than I should have

[TheBestGamersUSA]

fat

[BlackGuyGaming]

@TheBestGamersUSA SCRUUUUUUUB

[TheBestGamersUSA]

@BlackGuyGaming fat

[daniel930818]

0:50 :Fatman lit up his fart.

[ThatRandomDude98]

is that a condom on his head?

[tictac4949]

quite hilarious, but entertaining nevertheless........ 

[tarzan1599]

2:41 Epic jump of DOOM!

[GeneralAnimator]

Haha, funny video! great work guys :D

[lonelygunman]

He looks more like a real eric cartman instead of real agent 47

[B748F]

His job is to eat at macdonalds

[Imperiaticus]

FAT HITMAN? PRICELESS.

[628man]

1:47 epic movie kid of doom!

[SadisticXGun]

cut scene... FAIL!!! fatman cant jump gap LMFAO!!!

[SadisticXGun]

i like how he holsters both "BALLERS" in the same pocket!!!! LMFAO

[TheNed922]

Hitman fat movie

[ShintaHimura9]

5:20 Assasins Fat ?

[TheNorweagian]

:O Poor 47 he is fat! 47 loose weight :D

[einarknutsen]

lol he dosent even lie on the ground at the bathroom scene, he like just standed on his knee :P

[rmkiller94]

in 2:45 COULDNT YOU JUMP THAT GAP ? im fat too and i can jump that easy

[kervasti]

Holy shiiiit! Where can i buy this on DVD ?