Dave Chappelle's Funniest Moments

[mikeo4283]

funny as shit when ur baked LMAO

[henrik183614]

guy in the beggining looks lika a fag..

[TexasToeTagger]

How about stop cutting video's up so we can see it all at once and not have to search through a bunch of snips?

[wahcar1]

@TexasToeTagger Why don't you just stop bitching and do it yourself. NO DISRESPECT YOU GROUCH!

[naikou4lyfe]

robin.. didn't we park the car right here man..?

[macdiehl14]

First one is the best. Try to get somebody to watch it w/o laughing

[rsmoneymaking10345]

see you sometimes got to take the pussy like peppy

[5007dani]

DOMINO'S FREEZE!!

[XtremeSaltyness]

"Fucking six foot pidgeon walking around!"

[ixKalSanGxi]

"See, sometimes you gotta take the pussy like Pepe." Hahaha love that.

[toshirosicebaby97]

Lmao

My favorite part out of this video

wen Oscar say,"what the fuck I live in a fucking trash!"

[ramonozorio84]

NICE TITS :D

[9thWardctc29]

Anybody could tell me how to find r whats the name of his last sketch on this video I've seen the rest.post it if u know ...

[PixelVision2011]

DOMINOS PIZZA DONT MOVE!!!

[nick61729]

Bruce: ROBIN!

robin: yes, bat man??

Bruce :...didn't we..park the car right here man???

[MrTfailautusi]

"Is Indiana Jones there? no! mother fucker its fake its not his number" crack up

[knifeman127]

i need some smack bird

[Mikemc]

@junkhobokiller + @mbphofan

If blacks don't like the word, they shouldn't be using it themselves, end of story.

[AKurdP]

Last one was good :D

[lexusclass2]

the best was 'killing em softly' get it together grouch

[MonsterxSGx209]

A nigger*

[MonsterxSGx209]

A bigger is not a verb you dumb fucking nigger it's a noun adjunct fuck a dick bro

[mbphofan]

@MonsterxSGx209 only when you use it in pejorative context.

[NarimanIsTheKing]

Batman: Robin

Robin: Yes Batman

Batman: Didn't we park the car right here, man  ??

XD

[mbphofan]

the word nigger DOESNT mean a black person by definition. (because its NOT a NOUN) The word nigger describes a LAZY person (making it a VERB) Back in the day, black ppl were used as slaves, and when they wouldnt get much work done, they would be called a nigger.....implying that they are LAZY. Black ppl shouldnt take it to heart. The word nigger was a word WAY before white ppl started calling them that. I call my lazy friends niggers, with NO INTENT in disrespecting black ppl at all. oneLUV

[shabazz2]

@mbphofan The word faggot means a bundle of branches or sticks but i wouldn't yell it out loud in public when i see a tree branch on the groud? These words may have had a prior meaning but in todays society it is known for it's offensive defintion. I'm not telling you what to say but it's certain things you can't just let loose out of your mouth in hopes not offending those that hear.

[mbphofan]

@shabazz2 ya but gay ppl dont go around high-fiving each other going: "yo wuts up my fag?" Black people are the ones who have kept the word around for so long for christ sakes. Every second word out of their mouths is nigger. Most are way too dumb to realize that if THEY stop using the term so frequently in music and movies and media and shit, i think it would go away. It would take a couple lifetimes, but if they abolished that word when slavery ended, it wouldnt be around no more

[junkhobokiller]

@mbphofan i think that teachers needs to give u a lesson on the difference between nigg-a and nigg-er lol but yh i guess ur right to be honest i dont even use that word normally and im black, its just african americans that use that word regulary.

[mbphofan]

@junkhobokiller lol my best friend is black. I know that nigga is obviously less offensive because thats the way black people use it. But it doesnt matter if a white person says nigga, or nigger....both are very offensive to black people. like if there was a word for white people that was just as offensive, im sure white people wouldnt go around calling eachother by that word.

[Pengaploopa]

@junkhobokiller There shouldn't be a difference

[trokeroelinquieto]

i blame us ese's we say negro and sumeone adjusted it so we get our brotha niggas.

[WeaponSamurai]

Superhero do exist. reallifesuperheroes org And we fight in fucking detroit

[WWWarcticmonkeysCOM]

:D

[101pokedude]

"Bitch I live in a fuckin trash can!!"

[TheClarity99]

Black comedians use racism to make comedy..Hmmm..what do you guys think..?

[TheZaidabdullah]

@TheClarity99 :Go fuck yourself you fucking racist peice of shit

[KONGtuffSu]

@TheZaidabdullah oh shut up.. he was pointing out a fact. name one black comedian who doesnt constantly use racism jokes. Bill Cosby is the only one i can think of.

[DubSack302]

@KONGtuffSu SINBAD

[TheZaidabdullah]

@TheZaidabdullah : it`s called satire you prick,, you can go fuck your mother asshole.. black people can not be racist lol lol

[jarvinator100]

@TheZaidabdullah yh they can

[MrKelevras]

@TheZaidabdullah You replied to yourself bro :S

[foolthatpool]

@TheZaidabdullah

so if a black person called a chinese person a chink, they are not racist?

[TheZaidabdullah]

@foolthatpool :There is no racial innuendo behind the word chink but there is a whole lot behind the word nigger and i think you already know that

[foolthatpool]

@TheZaidabdullah you are kidding right.

[thurlsworld]

@foolthatpool i hope so. if not he's a fucking idiot.

[TheZaidabdullah]

@foolthatpool :no i`m not i am dead serious if you don`t understand my point it`s because u r not smart or u r purposely being in denial have a great day......

[foolthatpool]

@TheZaidabdullah

pretty cute to insult someones intelligence when you can not even form a proper sentence or use grammar correctly.

[TheZaidabdullah]

@foolthatpool Hey moron my grammar is perfect. that`s the way the youths of today text each other if you don`t know that (u r) is an indication of( you are) then like i said you are illiterate get a life buddy

[letsbeone]

@TheZaidabdullah There's racist intent to the word, it is considered a racist term by Asian people. Just try it on Jackie Chan. Get your ass whooped.

[TheZaidabdullah]

@letsbeone :what does chink mean

[letsbeone]

@TheZaidabdullah With the internet at your finger tips and you're asking me? Thick cunt.

[TheZaidabdullah]

@letsbeone :Hey faggot i know what it implies it was a rhetorical question

[letsbeone]

@TheZaidabdullah A homophobic thick cunt. Mama must be proud. Let me just take my and my friends' dicks out of her mouth and ask her. What's that? 'Hmmmmpphhhhfff' No, she 'ain't proud.

[TheZaidabdullah]

@letsbeone : fucking right i`m homophobic i think all faggots should die and niggers tooo LMFAO... you obviously can`t make a good point that`s why u just fumble with stupid comments.. now let me take my big fat cock out of your moms ass and shove it in her mouth cause she yapping too much.... muwah muwah lol lol lol

[letsbeone]

@TheZaidabdullah No, yer ho Mo still ain't proud. Let's see what your simpleton Da says...

[TheZaidabdullah]

@letsbeone :Speak english faggot

[letsbeone]

@TheZaidabdullah No, that's not what yer Da said but to be honest he ain't said much at all since we got him out of da gimp box.

[TheZaidabdullah]

@letsbeone Fuck of nigger die slow fucking babooon black nigger die slow bastard i going out tonight and kill a nigger loll ol

[letsbeone]

@TheZaidabdullah No, he hasn't said that either. We got to get the dead dog's cock out of his gump mouth first. Gis a mo, ho.

[TheZaidabdullah]

@letsbeone fuck off nigger

[letsbeone]

@TheZaidabdullah He is just coming round and the first thing he actually says is... 'I have no son.' So, you're bastard then! Congratulations!

[TheZaidabdullah]

@letsbeone sPEAK ENGLISH NIGGER

[letsbeone]

@TheZaidabdullah No, no, you just keep shooting those blanks don't ya. Blam, blam onto your spam handed sandwich. No go ho, your Da didn't mutter such splutter as that which you splat in your pants. He dismisses you with a wave of his wank weary hand. He MUST work harder.

[TheZaidabdullah]

@letsbeone die slow nigger i just killed a nigger last night...Speak english porch monkey

[letsbeone]

@TheZaidabdullah Another way off the mark stab in the lonely dark, not even your Ma, AKA your cousin or your Da, AKA your sister, said that, all they keep asking for is relief, relief and that one extra hole from which to bleed out from.

[TheZaidabdullah]

@letsbeone shut up small dick mother fucker

[letsbeone]

@TheZaidabdullah That's right! You got it. That's what your Da did say, he said that right at YA! While his own puss filled cock slid into your dead sister.

[SirDavis100]

@letsbeone Are you a fan of Stephen King?

[letsbeone]

@SirDavis100 I've been known to read some of his works, yes. Why? Also, the celluloid adaptation of Shawshank Redemption is a wonderful film, it's not a 'movie' is it.

[TheOnlineGamerGuide]

@TheZaidabdullah asian

[TheZaidabdullah]

@TheOnlineGamerGuide thats my point if someone called you chink why get offended its like me getting offended by someone calling me black.. but if someone calls you a fucking chink then u should punch em in the mouth

[mrbradize]

@TheClarity99 not all of Chappelle's comedy is racist jokes. he's still funny as hell.

[realrafafan]

@TheClarity99 it's not racism it's true. all the white ppl i know laugh at it because they're not about any kind of bullshit and sugar coating things and they know it's true. other white ppl get uncomfortable and say "it's racist," LOL. as if. it's satire. if you can't understand it, then too bad.

[Terminal2k1]

@TheClarity99 Satire moron eat dick

[SexualCactus]

2 ppl live in a trash can

[mafiaman109]

4:16

bahahahahahahahaaha i raped the replay button

[smashsmash24]

get it together grouch.......get a joob grouch

[MRCATDADDY1231]

"yea oscar , your a groutch!.. its like "BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN!"

[cosmiccharlie45]

@MRCATDADDY1231 yea im not sure if you realize this but he already said that in the video. you dont need to repeat it.

[Project1573]

Click click click suck my dick

[JoMamaDre]

b***h i live in a f**kin' trash can!!!!!!!!

[SoarKrieg]

"Click click click.....Suck. My. Dick".

[imev6lli]

@SoarKrieg if someone did that to me then there will be a crack and a sonic boom from the kick to balls

[ukurbanfarmer]

he aint a racist... hes a comedian

[Theindianaboy23]

hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday

[lilmarome]

why are everybody so upset about him being a "racist" but not about him being a homophobe? makes no sense to me

[Scooba87]

@lilmarome how is he racist?

[lilmarome]

@Scooba87 lmao I say racist in scare quotes and you still think that I believe he's racist?

[Scooba87]

@lilmarome i'm just wandering how anyone could think hes racist from this clip thats all

[Scooba87]

@lilmarome also what the rass is scare quotes?

[lilmarome]

@Scooba87 That's what I'm wondering too, why anyone could think he's racist. And scare quotes are these things: " ", it means that you don't mean the word that you just wrote.

[Scooba87]

@lilmarome oh we just call em quotation marks on this side of the pond

[martinpe91]

heheh sometimes you have to take the pussy like peppie. ;)

[Dcknight441]

Play for your freedom!!

[grandtheftautochick]

I love it when Dave says, "Mutha Fucka". It always get me laughin, especially when he says, " Suprise Mutha Fucker"!!!!

[imalakresta]

Yea oskar ur a grouche, BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASHCAN LMAO

[gabledyer]

funny stuff lol



[pure4lyfe5]

"get it together grouch"

[FunkyBabe93]

LOL  He's one of my favorite

[D13s3lxx]

didnt we park de car right here man!?

[MysticDMBherb]

"Dominos Freeze!" lmao

[quynhntruong]

he is so skinny

[D13s3lxx]

YOOUUUU NIIGGGAAAA! mwhahahahahahahah that voice was hilarious

[Rachulie]

the part where he's talking about the nigger meeting, if you didn't understand english that shit would look crazy

[jbANga88]

Lmao,, "See Sometimes You gotta Take The Pussy Like Pepe" "Woah,Woah!!"

[nshimbrice]

hihihi sometimes you gotta take the pussy like Pepe

lmao

[Alexifish]

damn, he sounds like Chris Rock in the first few seconds!

[zemzami1]

what was the first cartoon he was talkin bout anyone ?

[steveokinevo420]

dave chappell is a comic legend haha

[mrseximix]

didnt we park da kar right here man? lolz

[Vertigo027]

Bitch I live in a fucking trash can.  LOL

[leeshon0607]

@TheKillShot1000 f**k you he isn't racist just like racial jokes and their funny as hell so u can't call him racist damn niggerz

[patsoxfn1]

That first clip has gotta be from the original def comedy jam

[afganboi]

where is the first bit from

[clantqur000]

"chocolate chips dont do that to people" hahaha

[jonathon1018]

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASHCAN!

[MadPKed]

ONE SLAP TWO SLAP'S HA HA HA - omfg sooooo funny

[Shyblueflower]

lol 555-5555

[tonymlg91]

This comment will not be one of those gay comments that quotes what everyone just saw. :) Dave come back to stand up !!!

[MichRockHop81108]

chappelle rolls

[heyflanders24]

DOMINOS!!! FREEZE!!!!

[chris31768]

Chappelle rocks

[DrPeppah44]

I never knew Dave Chapelle could imitate and throw his voice.

Pretty cool fact :D

[LordOfTheTombs]

"Click Click click......suck my dick." haha, well, looks like I have found a new pick-up line. Yeee!!

[imhotcause]

Robin? Yes..Batman? DIDNT WE PARK THE CAR RIGHT HERE MAN !? had me ROLLING!! XD

[TrueDominguez]

bitch i live in a fuckin trash can!!!

nobodys helping me...

[KrfNYC2]

The Sesame street bit was the bomb! Come back Dave.

[LedZeppelin148]

i live in a fucking trashcan

[prescott1231]

me gusta!

[kevin2849]

he just has the best sounding voice for every moment this guy is so funny wish he didn't stop chapelle show

[thewapow]

Robin? Didnt we park the car here? ROFL

[lauritahh72]

fucking 6 foot pidgeons walking around lmao

[flobotfan9506]

Dude I freaking love this guys comedy

[Baektas]

Love the second sketch <3

[kingburrows99]

hehehe,see sometimes you gotta take the pussy like pepe xD

[666enolive]

cocaine is a hellova drug!

[Ghost831MC]

"Am Rick James bitch"....

[hooch800]

"One of you motha fuckas is gon' tip me" - Dave Chappelle

[stevel920]

" I Goootta Liiiiiiiivee!"

[2alive2die]

click click click - suck my dick :D

[TheLVindustries98]

" Didnt we park the car right here man?"

[357893]

GET OFF MY PORCH YOUUUUU  NIIIIIIIGGGGGGA!

[jumper1294]

BITCH I LIVE IN A TRASH CAN

[ExileFox12]

LOL, DOMINOS..FREEE

[314313546]

im guessing there used to be a lot of conflict between black and white ppl over getting on others' porches

[314313546]

hey is Indiana Jones here?

No motha fucka, its fake! its a movie!

lol

[JustinDelrue]

hahahahah BITCH I LIVE IN A F*CKIN TRASH CAN!!!! lol im the poorest mf on seaseme street ................... six foot pigeons walkin around

[liljonny84]

COUNT WAZZ FUCKIN HILARIOUS !!!

[stabystabson]

haha great vid! thanks!

[Morgue12free]

This Guy is insanely funny, I watch him all the time , him and Eddie Griffin.

Thanks for posting.

[Tygrychu]

Every Dave Chappelle moment is a funny moment. FINI

[DNME87]

dave's the best.. ever since he started this shit.

[JerkaMyDerkaHard]

and den i upgraded to sumthin called acid and it wuz inexpensive u could afford it as a young kid! i took 2 hits of this shit and i had bugs bunny and scooby doo in my room eaten cookies and milk FOR 16 HOURS! GOD DAMN!

[JerkaMyDerkaHard]

holy shit i come on to watch dave chapelle on youtube and the tyrone biggums skit comes on xD good shit dawg!

[DSWrath]

One of you motherfuckers is gonna tip me.

[hbq3000]

he he, ya gotta take the pussy like pepe, i died laughing

[narutoclash233]

"they didnt come out and say hes a pimp but i kno a pimp when i see one" XD SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[provoko]

Young Dave Chappelle SUCKED! He was too hyper, loud and had this weird smug attitude.

[bajanbadgals]

dave chapelle is so borin

[ihavnothingbetertodo]

"fucking six foot pigeons walking around" lmao

[mammasgato]

whos the gay in the beginning?

[ifulike2laugh]

Could You Imagine Ah Niqqa Drivin Up Yo Street In The Bat Mobil.! I Would Laugh So F*cken Hard.!

[AnimasterOfTheKonoha]

"Hello is Indiana Jones here"

[hgentry09]

is there not a subliminal showing every few minutes?

[ejthatboy]

wea is my money.. u been late four times i been countin lol

[TheKillShot1000]

hes racist against all races including his own. thats why hes funny.

[cypher109]

@TheKillShot1000 Is Dave really racist? Do you really think so? I certainly don't. Why do you say he's racist?

[TheKillShot1000]

@cypher109 almost all of his jokes have something to do with the color of somebody's skin . thats racism . racism isnt always bad though .

[kveezy23]

@TheKillShot1000 He isn't racist, he's just stereotypical

[inyourfacevideos96]

@TheKillShot1000 i agree. i think hes funny. racist jokes dont bother me

[MichRockHop81108]

@TheKillShot1000 ...not really

[EMace45]

@TheKillShot1000 Just because you make jokes about the races, doesn't make you a racist. But you saying that makes you a fool.

[TheKillShot1000]

@EMace45 i didn't say he was a racist i said he was being racist. using your logic if i said somebody was being annoying that would make them an annoying person. i just said they were being annoying at that moment.

[EMace45]

@TheKillShot1000 Are you stupid or do you really believe that you didn't type what you really did type? Read your own post, idiot.

[TheKillShot1000]

@EMace45 i didn't call him "a racist" i said he was racist. you're the one not paying attention.

[EMace45]

@TheKillShot1000 Playing words games doesn't make you right in the adult world. Grow up, little girl.

[TheKillShot1000]

@EMace45 There's a complete difference, bro. I'm a 15 year old male? Just because you redirect the argument to an insult doesn't mean you win.