Small Penis - Short Film

[johnnythelashley]

@BryanParas

What I like about this program at the site

PenisAdvantageNow.info

is that by just doing the hand thing on

ur penis in 6mins/day for a very short weeks

will make your penis much longer, thicker

and healthier and will give you permanent

gains which you can enjoy for the rest of

your life. I did it and it was the bomb! It

even made my sexual life smooth.:)

[Richard1952Tele]

I AM NOT MY PENIS!!

[thaDrizzy]

Hahahah :-D

[Lassetvedt]

Hver gang jeg ser reklamene for komplett.no som går på tv i disse dager tenker jeg på hvor liten penis de har...

[MaritSkypeRape]

Unge Daniel likner nesten litt på Harry Potter. xD

[noahwang615]

this film is disturbing but the same time meaningful.....i seriously do not know what to say, this is just too smart, what language is this by the way?

[TheMightyFlame]

@noahwang615 Norwegian :)!

[SisiStringer]

This is awesome!

[TheSpongesam]

truly i have tried many things online to get my little friend bigger.

From my experience this is what really worked ....helpopenisenlargement...co­mmm

(im not a spam)

[marhoekful]

What a great video for all us small dicks. We need a support group in this chicken coup. Its like being in a pack of wolves.

[VillageIdiot453]

one of the guys is black O_o

[draneMerreiP]

There is also this German movie I saw long time ago, Im searching everywhere for it but can't find it, can anyone help?

Its a comedie/romance about this guy, he also enters this kind of groups but discovers that the one guy who dosent belong to the group is actually f%&çing the other guys girlfriends, so he does with his and well... I don't remember very well how it went on. If anyone could help me find it please!!!

[jbarlow777]

Maybe the fact he had Craig David on his wall had something to do with it.

[padla4]

"jml8841" on youtube have small penis. help him

[jml8841]

@padla4 Padla4 is a cunt...nothing you can do to help that. you retard

[svetlanadimitrovska]

Ok, that's it - I'm subscribing! LoL :)))))

[LordVercetti]

fuckin awesome xD

[TheRisenAthena]

That was brilliant! haha. I need to run around singing this song now... just because I have a vagina and that would confuse people. :D

[RappyMcRapperson]

at lest they get to drink

[Mega3P1Kness]

wtf??

[realchickrealshit]

hahahahahahahhahahahahaha

[maggabig]

l..ooo..l

[ed291]

this is the most fucked up shit i've seen on youtube..

[WhoMadeWho33]

YOUR ARE NOT YOUR PENIS!

[1alphasam]

you are not your penis-said the grammar nazi

[OSCNigelc]

not what i expected in the early hours of this morning, but nearly as funny as sessemy street charaters performing slayer

[finnflight]

Det her var jo faktisk sinnsykt bra!

[5959512]

is 7 inches long/5 inches around big?To me it looks kind a like pencil dick

[yaziyo]

"Short film" XD

[m0bstok0]

lmfao

[1t2j3t4j5t6j]

hahahahahahahaahahahahaa

[CaitlinBrooksMusic]

HAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA! Nice touch with the song that sounds like Black Mambazo!

[RaiderX]

what the fuck did i just watch

[JozzyHBR]

I didn't know there were black people in Norway...

[Charles2337]

Mine is 10 ft... of the ground... oh wait.

[LippyProductions]

LOL That was a good one!

[Charles2337]

lol not one asian dude there.

[pimpinshrimpin]

haha agreed with ya/ if therz a black dude ther shood def be a asian

[xSONxOFxCALIFAS]

LOL meecropeniz

[kafonte37]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sidsyz85]

DO A ICHATEN PENIS!

[RoboticJoe500]

That's fucking halarious!

[civicdude101]

I don't have to worry. Mines 18 inches and has the girth of your arm

[buttsecksss]

oh. thats cool...i have a 2 incher.

at least i get to join this group...faggot

[LippyProductions]

You do have to worry freak, id rather have a normal sized penis that yours, you wont fit inside women and will get a headache from bloodrush every time you get a boner.. ;D

[civicdude101]

I was joking of course. Mine is just average.

[nayoluv]

that happened to me once...pls note I said ONCE...I had to ask if he was already in. AND I had had a crush on him for years...oh such a disappointment.

[ptthebest25]

MEECROPENIS HAAHAHAHA

[Urkinorobitch]

I wanna have a small penis too!!! uh.. no wait...

[olpasi]

peenis

[Darkydrago]

Darkydrago=6 in'...BOOYAH!!!

[klertzi]

niiiiiiiiiice movie

[DLTOfficalPage]

lol my name is marshwn nd..i have a big penis

[NJdEvil508]

LOL meecropeniz

[ostepopp321]

1.16 im that guy thats looking down on his penis when i have boner:P

[ostepopp321]

haha i am acting in this film:P

[stianhafstad]

Joakim? Cool:)

Du veit at filmen og har over 20 000 treff på Vimeo, så over 60 tusen stk har sett "penisen" din:D

Og så får vi den vist på TV i Tyskland:)

[hannarocks10]

HAHAHA

[FedoraMcQuaid]

4:00

Best part ever

[goblex2]

de a licka a penis lololololololololol

[Mumusthereal]

I'm not my penis...

[sas556]

...

no

[xXp0nYXxPvP]

ghahah this is funny as shit

[typo87025]

thats some movie?

[darkmanunknown]

This was hilarious!, Why is it getting poor ratings?

[MistressJoysquirt]

I can see Stian's genius ! Wow, he could easily get a team and be like the "Kids In The Hall" and better than "Mad TV"

[bigbagron]

:(

i have small penos

[PerspectiveFudge]

I AM MY PENIS!!!!!

[Sergeantspoon]

(8) You are not your penis (8)

[GWHH19]

funny as hell

[blackhawkrobbo]

Danish?

[adelfred]

Norwegian!!

[hatecrewXcolin]

IM NOT MY PENIS !!

[ingenidetheletatt]

jævlig genialt.. Er du inne eller? hahaha

[Pook365]

As the number of subjects involved in studies of penis size in which guys are actually measured is always small, the results vary a little..

However the average tends to be around 5 3/4" or 14.6cm.

As you would imagine studies in which men are mearly asked to write down how big they are, the average is always larger than the other studies...not exactly surprising.

There is some variance with race, but these tend to be small.

[frnnk]

i'm 8 1/2, and trust me, although you can always get her there and she'll love you for it, it's usually difficult for YOU to get there because she comes way before you. not only that, but you almost always hit the base and it's painful, so no fast hardcore action, fellas. trust me, enjoy your tiny penises. now i'm stuck wishing i was born to white parents.. :(

[Pook365]

It's actually a phallacy (lol spelling pun) that black guys in general have longer dicks.

In the reliable studies that have been done, on average black men have very slightly shorter dicks, but they do tend to be thicker.....ofc the variance is quite large and the average difference is small.

I'm gay so pleasing the ladies isn't an issue :P

I seem to remember reading that the average lady only had about 9" of space.... so I imagine your 8/12" would get there give a good thrust :P

[cake5000]

I'm white and I have about 8 inches.... :S WTF you talking about?

[leaholsen2009]

haha funny as hell lol

[thijsaom]

catchy song

[shaneinkster]

EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE

[whatwouldmattdo]

this is some fucked up shit

[monstertoez]

Funny vid!:D I wonder what is normal though? I heard 8 inch or 20 cm. Anyone know?

[landosalemchainsaw]

you are 3 inches above average wich is 4 or 5

[monstertoez]

lol shit i missed by 3 inch. Where did u find this? Cause I found a website that said 8. Made me feel small though, lol!

[macgyver499]

No, I think 5 is correct, and not 4. However I'm not really sure

[jimmyslade22]

worried? maybe you should join a support group..

[kcajy]

average sive of penis on erection is between 5 - 6 inches so if your anywhere near 8 your lucky mate.. :P

[Lorbera]

Haha morsomt. Glad jeg ikke har en liten penis.

[animATEer]

fred is in related videos. roflmao

[MonsterBoy8813]

That's funny!

[generation1672]

why was there a black guy there we dont have small penis's....

[zezima332555]

fucking retarted

[jimmyslade22]

i think i know why you hated it...

[firemaster]

AMAZING!!!! Greetings from Spain!

[MiDG3TBOi007]

HAHAHAHAHA fred is in the related videos!!!!

I KNEW IT!! hahhaha

[Najisid1]

rofl the guy on far left hear his laugh looooooool at the last 2 bloopers

[dancingqueen908]

hahaha what a good movie lol

[LordAgostino]

very good

[CaptainClass]

Hayar lykkar dennar penis?

[michelgreco]

Real good!

[drakesmithmarshall]

haha the funniest part is in the bloopers when he pulls down his trousers the first time and everyone starts laughing. hahahaha.

[aplayaz2000]

lmao as long as ur penis is bigger than ur index finger...

the girl will feel it

[munkenmedguran]

Men...den är ju ikke liten xD hahahah

[erwindevries]

Hi there. Nice video. How did you get the qualiyu so good..??

[stianhafstad]

You mean HD? It's uploaded as a 1920x1080 MPEG 4, 15000 bps. 25p.

Even though it's a student film it's filmed with a pretty good camera, and lots of extra lights, trying to make the scenes look as good as possible. We also color corrected it in a program called Color, which is a part of the Final Cut Pro package.

Hope that answers your question:)

[Frakkenfallera]

Fantastisk, Vegard :)

Du er den nakneste skuespilleren jeg vet!

Bang

[MrGomsGom]

lame

[Gichnni]

I bet that black guy in the group had at least 10 inches lol

[titan5000]

lordlokishadowhunter: They (women) have a distorted conception of size in their heads.

Women thinks 8 inches is normal (6 is normal) and says they want 8-10 inches.

The same way they have distorted conception on how long sex takes. The did tests and found out that women perceive sex as taking twice as long as it actually does. E.g. if you fuck a girl 5 min, she thinks it took 10 min.

[fireidiots]

everyone knows small penises are actually better.

[lordlokishadowhunter]

nice video, and very true too.

[Robotfan987]

Wow. lol.

[Resilience1983]

Hehe, konge!

[chrisdood193]

What a charming little film.

[skatanicskanker]

Lol, that was good, I liked towards the end, when it reversed the normal roles "does it really matter how big your penis is" when he's discriminating because hes `large`. Great film!

[gabman6]

9:09 lol!

[RHY5]

i lol'd

[MinkySteve153]

its sounds like they're chanting 'your a decadent penis'

[stianhafstad]

Hah that's funny:) Whenever I try to sing the song with the english lyrics it always goes from "you are not your penis" to "you are nacho penis" :)

[AirHendrix91]

Pay-Nis

[donderboy0]

nice! really enjoyed it. 5/5

[smunn02]

Very good, it looks very professional for the small budget. Bloopers don't need subtitling, laughing at a naked guy translates to every language ^_^

[Cheesius]

This was fantasic, I reallye enjoyed it. One bit of criticism, your description, in english, says to wait through the credits for the bloopers - but you haven't subtitled the bloopers, so it's hard to tell why they're funny. If you fix that, then you win an internet.

[stianhafstad]

Thanks!:) Actually we didn't sub the bloopers because there isn't really that much being said.

In the first clip he says his line, but looks in the camera. In the rest they just start laughing because the main actor was actually naked:) What they are saying is just different variations of the f word. We had to do like 20 takes on that one. It was beyond a doubt the funniest day of shooting I've ever had.

[slaskis]

Hälsningar från Sverige.

I am an amateur filmmaker myself and I know how hard it is to go from a good idea to a good short film. That being said, this one is brilliant like your other shorties. You are very talented and deserve a clear 5/5 star rating. Keep up the good work! Would love to see more from you. Post me a message if you wanna see a shortie I've made.

[stianhafstad]

Thanks!:) We're glad to hear you like it. Feel free to send me some links, I'd love to see your work:)

[grenadianmed]

This is brilliant. I would favorite it but I don't want people who visit my page to think I have a small penis.

[Dylanjames07]

agree'd lmao

[stianhafstad]

Heh, I understand your concern:D But I'm just glad you like it:)

[lordlokishadowhunter]

then i dont think you got the message. what is with guys and the the fear that girls will think their penis is to small these days?

[LastDancingTurtle]

you are not your penis

[nc01sadh]

what was the message of the video!

[ogswpd]

Fantastic video!! I loved it...5 Stars

[bergenstudenttv]

Fantastic!

[PHATSOUNDS8]

Interesting film, it got some humor & some meaning in it:)

[Dyzm]

thats the most ridiculously gay thing I've seen in ages LOL!

[sh4rpeXtreme]

kinda professional

really nice work!

[leonardzzzzz]

LOVED the bloopers:) Cant stop laughing:)

[slightlyorangemoon]

0:41 lol!:D