Prophet of Doom - The Unhappy Slap-head.

[eire1984]

the little shites had it coming

[grumpyguts1967]

@eire1984 ' the little shites had it coming'  lol good 1 eire

[BrutusCass]

Dam you are great man, I know I found your channel late but your vision is clear ;-)

[Domodeath]

DON'T SWEAR!

[CommieUSA]

No, no. This whole thing about Elijah and Elisha has prophetic nature. Read this story carefully. Remember when you talk about Elijah, it has to do with end time. And Elisha represents the messiah because he was anointed by Elijah. The 42 kids represents 42 months. This is a very special chapter in kings 1 and 2.

[A4AgnstcFndmntlst]

Bald men unite!

:)

[Theoriginal8ball]

You don't have to be able to run faster than a bear..... just slighty faster than your 42 mates. Nice job again.

[DeistPaladin]

The Dible was the book written by Nature's God. It was a great read, filled with all kinds of information on evolution, the virtues of scientific inquiry, and the "inalienable rights" that we are all endowed with. Not sure how our Creator came up with the title but it was a delightful read.

[JRA124]

now, im being incredibly naive because iv only actually watched the first 20 seconds or so. after that i became annoyed cz i thought it was another "this is how shit the bible is" video so stopped. apologies if this video is actually entertaining, i think u just come across as arrogant and ever so slightly annoying. peace

[kalsolarUK]

From your messages I guessed you'd be about 17. Ok..so I was a year out. I'm guessing something bad happened today - someone steal your skateboard? I must thank you for taking the time however to respond with not one - but threee messages. Most of my 1017 subscribers don't send more than 2 at a time at most. Oh..and sorry for boring you - I'm sure there are plenty of skateboarding videos instead to choose from. Erm.. peace!

[JRA124]

3) add some comedy - a guy getting hit in the balls is ALWAYS funny,

4) do something other than talk constantly for 3:46,

5) never end with "time for me to leave, gotta wash my hair"

[JRA124]

ok here are a few pointers on youtube videos:

1) upload something that isn't so mind-numbing dull that after a minute of watching it the viewer feels like castrating himself and then sticking needles in his eyes. Religion = boring, opinionated and just not entertaining or educational... making an anti-religion video is just as bad as making a glorification of christ video so, what's the point?

2) don't talk like an utter wanker, your voice alone makes me angry,

[gagnashdiak]

It is NOT an anti-religious video. It just tells a story right from the Bible and that's all.

Anyway, it's lenght is only 3 and a half minutes. It really considered too long nowdays?

[julzabro]

It just goes to show that most of humans have WAY better morals than God!

[rockbu5ter]

Anyone watching this skit wish to have a Bible study on any of the subjects being parodied just send a reply. Thanks

[SuperiorSavior]

The bible fits my sense of humour *rapes sister and beats the resulting children over the head with a dead horse*

Never calm it down either

I SO WANT TO ABUSE THE CURSE OF GOTT!

[kalasho]

who the fuck is this man?

[robindesade]

yay =] i'm gonna wright the dibel =]

dude these vids rock:P

this is uberhumorXD

[AxiomPast]

Your videos are a breath of fresh air and witty, arguing is futile but mocking the Bible's absurdities is both big and clever and exposes how people are lied to and manipulated.

[kalsolarUK]

Thanks for that, the bible is much more fun to read than most people think. It also makes an effective door stop.

[Denamic]

I've found that if you rip out a few pages and crumple them up into balls, you can jam them under the door when it's open and thus also achieve the same effect, but without the risk of tripping on the bible. Which would be ironic.

[julzabro]

well u know, for many, it IS a 'stumbling block" LOL!!!!

[NECHAUII]

Absolutely sickening! Here we have God's PROPHET who DOESN'T follow the Ten Commandments - "Thou Shalt Not Kill." But we common people are supposed to follow them. Imagine the grief of the parents which the Bible doesn't even mention. Why did God not immediately remove Elisha from being a Prophet or even condemn him? Yet the Bible condemns Herod for killing the babies in Bethlehem! Such hypocrisy! To think there are religious fundamentalists who think it is wrong to read about evolution.

[JuciShockwave]

I was always told that when you gave a bad curse to someone, it'll come back to you three folds worse. Clearly this isn't true in Christianity. Oo~ Very scary indeed.

[agnilaDkraM]

that would have been nice. being eaten by six bears, take that mr. prophet.

[grelnixar]

I've searched for it, but can't find it anywhere... where can I find the Dible?

[kalsolarUK]

the only existing copy is locked away somewhere in my imagination, lol.

[riversonthemoon]

42 kids mauled by bears?! You'd think they would have been sated after 4 or 5 tops. But while I can't agree with reasons for baldy sending the bears after the kids, I can understand the bears enthusiasm for beating the crap out of children. As a teacher, I often have fantasies about that myself. Go bears!

[kalsolarUK]

lol, rather frighteningly - I'm right with ya on the last couple of sentences.

[JuciShockwave]

*LOL* I'm one of those weird teachers who don't have such fantasies. XD

Then again my students are mostly autistic so I properly have the patience of a saint and have no need for violence or that I just went numb by the whole thing.

[riversonthemoon]

Actually, I love my students. I would probably take on a bear for them if the situation arose. I was inspired by a teacher in Taiwan that took on a nest of hornets to give his students time to get away. He died a hero's death.

But sometimes, maybe if my stocks aren't doing well, and the students are being rowdy, I can lose patience. I'm only human!

You teach autistic students? Respect. Any savants or synesthetes among them?

[ToddAllenGates]

I for one am deeply touched by this story of the Lord's profound affection for a fellow slap-head. I tried out a curse of my own on some annoying pint-sized pointing pre-schooler yesterday, but alas, God didn't sic so much as a mosquito on the little bastard. Was it because of my lack of faith? Well, now that I've read II Kings, I've got to rethink this whole atheism thing.

[kalsolarUK]

lmao! Perhaps god has already watched your videos and he's not too happy with your conclusions (unlike the rest of us). I would check to see if he's secretly as subscriber!

[jussts]

God must be bald... it's the only explanation.

[kalsolarUK]

thats probably why he compensated by having such a large beard. lol.

[subach]

You should read the Quran and the Hadiths they ought to have funny stories in them, the bible is just way too easy.

[robtul12]

Well done. How you opened up to the book of Revelation yet? You will simply piss yourself. Take care, stay rational. Rob

[neverknow223]

why female bears?????

[kalsolarUK]

lol, I have no idea..unless it was a particular time of the month which made them more fierce.

[DaxterFan]

Just a note, they were teens who passed the age of thirteen (according to the hebrew scripture at least) which means, they are responsible for everything they do.

In the book of Deuteronomy god says that there's a death penalty for insulting prophets. Kinda dizzy right now, don't mind my poor grammar.

[kalsolarUK]

In the King James version they are refered to as "little children", but if the hebrew text says otherwise then fair enough I suppose. If they were teens it makes it even more ridiculous that the bears managed to kill 42 or them. At least you cleared up the reason why they were dealt with so severely! Once again the bible warms my heart! lol.

[DaxterFan]

Hehe, well it's enough to make a little brainwashed christian feel warm inside as well heh. Keep up the good videos.

[joeyoap]

Found you from malsonjas meme vid.Excellent stuff.I remember hearing all these bible stories as a kid and thinking they were laughable.Noahs ark was the one that really got me-I mean how fucking big was that boat and where did he get all the feed and who had to clean up all the shit?Oh yeah magic man done it.

[ashboxtoo]

LOL, thanks :D

[romanoskar]

Yes, again... this sounds very much like the bible I read... doesn't seem to be the same book all those christians read, does it?

If you ask them if they have been preparing for the feast of tabernacles, they just give you a blank stare.

[kalsolarUK]

yes, that blank stare is the same for most of the awkward questions in the bible. As for the blood soaked tabernacle, I'm glad I'm not the one who had to clean it up!

[logossfera]

kalsolarUK, when you finish with the Bible (you still have plenty of material) are you planning to get on the Quran?

[atheismislogic65]

Haha! Nice video.

[RosieDesire]

hairyreasoner was just talking about this... my two cents:

I suppose he could have sent more bears... or less... or a really angry chipmunk... or... god forbid... their parents...

[farvision]

Your stories are great - a natural teller. I would have not known, for example, that in biblical times they had legos! 8^)

[Danmill23]

ROFLOL!

[Dextrous]

God does seem a bit picky about which prayers he answers! "God, can you cure my cancer?" "No." ... "God, can you help me pass my driving test?" "No." ... "God, some kids called my bald, can you slaughter them?" "Sure. Here's a bear. Actually, make that two."

[andysterdam]

I wonder if God would've been as angry if it was a bald woman they were mocking, especially if the baldness was self-inflicted....and in her va-jay-jay.

[TheAmazingAmazo]

i think the kids were paralized with fear........at least God loves bald people,maybe now i will stop spending money on hair growth products

[kalsolarUK]

lol, good point..even more reason for me to lop of my hair too!

[blackprince84]

I do wonder what the parents thought? The Bible doesn't seem to record their reactions to the children being eaten by bears. At the very least I would have expected a class-action lawsuit. And what happened to the bears? Did anyone hunt them down afterwards or were they somehow holy bears? And why female bears? Holy PMS?

[ZergrushEddie]

"Well, I guess it's was the Lord's will..." would have explained anything simple, like your children being mauled to shit by two bears.

[CousinoMacul]

Those little fuckers had it coming! You just wait and see what happens to any kids that make fun of my cue-ball pate.

[kalsolarUK]

Maybe it just was'nt fashionable in those days, lol - these days its more of a fashion accessory, now where did I put my scissors?

[TheRavenGuy]

ROFLMFAO

[lazymornings]

I DIDn't relise bears could climb trees, well unless they were being attacked by a koala bear!!!YEP, THE BIBLE IS A SHIT PIECE OR FICTION.

[kalsolarUK]

I think most bears can climb trees, although it varies depending on the trees and the type of bear. However, I almost wish they had been Koala's as it would have made things that much more amusing, lol.

[DeletedDelusion]

You call that an over reaction?

I think he was rather mild on them compared to other stories of the bible.

Check out the "skepticsannotatedbible dot com".

[lamnaa]

Colbert warned us, you have to watch those godless killing machines.

[tieInterceptor]

makes you wonder how the bear caught up with 40+ kids, did he hit them first with tear gas grenades so they could not scape?

or did he bite them mortally once, one by one, then walked backwards on his path and eat the bodies?

did the kids just sit there waiting for it?

we need to call Hercule Poirot to investigate,

[krayzewolf]

Well you don't have to out run the bears, just the people you're with. HA! HA!

[kalsolarUK]

lmao, great observation! I could have used that!

[farvision]

Well if you outrun the other people, that would be natural selection. But as we all know from extensive and careful teachings of the Creationists and IDiots, in the world of the bible, natural selection has no effect. This explains why all the kids sat around. They knew that if they ran, evilution would happen and that would have been bad. So they all sat and were had as dinner.

[snownet]

haha awesome

[dNRMediaProductions]

Back in the day they didnt have ASBO's so Sir Slap-of-Head just cursed them instead. Pity the law cant inflict the same on some of the little sh*tes roaming the streets nowadays. Another good video Kal.

[kalsolarUK]

Indeed, once again the teachings of the bible shows us the right way to deal with even the most trivial of matters. lol.

[BryanAJParry]

IT truly is a book that touches and encompasses all aspects of life.

[CrucieFiction]

Thanks for the huge laugh! I really do need to get me one of those dibles.

[ScottishAtheist]

LOL!

[illuminator83]

:DDDD

enjoyable as usual