"...Matthew, the new recruit from spillers dog foods, who's inexperienced at crack." haha i absolutely love this clip. one of the funniest sketches ever made!
This makes me proud to be British - also it illustrates how a crack pipe works - relevant to me seeing as I found my lodger's bong when I kicked him out of the house... :(
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RaymondMcCarron1 6 months ago
One of my fav sketches, I love how he fiddles with the lighter to make it stand up, good attention to detail.
slantyrock 7 months ago
Brass Eye! Genius dark humor!
RodCornholio 7 months ago
PRESS 6
TeenageSuicide 8 months ago
Wheres the ketamine?
hendrix163 1 year ago
i dont get it
CruisIn1500 1 year ago
mathew a new recruit how's inexperianced at crack. ha ha the acting is brilliant "18 months" ha ha
fatjam27 1 year ago
that guy looks so cracked out. great acting
fleamarket3000 1 year ago
lol all of a sudden it swaps to jam production fukin love it
wookie821 2 years ago
LOL 18 months lol
wookie821 2 years ago 4
Whenever I see this I wonder how they made his face turn blue.
AlephNeil 2 years ago
"Woof woof!!!" (at the end)
Edam3000 2 years ago
Clarkey cat is the best anyway.
blackbeltste 2 years ago
18 months is too short a time
TURBODORK2 2 years ago 3
I'm so high right now
Lightningbaron69 2 years ago 2
What is most funny is the people buying into it.
boldertits 2 years ago
There was some serious cake going down at one point. When they said 'eighteen months' they actually were talking about one single second.
Reluctant5 2 years ago 4
18 months
itkapatanka 2 years ago 3
None of them seem to be on cake?
djwedgewood 3 years ago 3
18 months
raahead 3 years ago 3
18 months
martgonzo 3 years ago 18
18 months
gofaqyosef 3 years ago
18 months
Isaac666BloodThirst 3 years ago 2
18 months
stevebritgimp 3 years ago 2
janus
oheneys 2 years ago
18 months
sergelapelle 2 years ago 2
18 months
Aathron 1 year ago 3
'I'm runnin'' Heh, awesome.
daybreak911 3 years ago 2
OMG!!!!!!! this is terrible how can this be allowed to happen. I hope there was an industrial tribunal. How can drugs help productivity.mental.
TheMajorWorks1324 3 years ago 12
There was a tribunal. They all got cunted on skag and had a great time.
gofaqyosef 3 years ago 14
Different strokes for different folks. For some people it helps, my friend was baked for his ACT. Scored a 35.
Zyphet 2 years ago
runnin......thers no way we can concievly make a profit
DavePen0 3 years ago
18 months
sounirvalice1 3 years ago 2
EigHTEeN MOnThs... HAHAHAHAHA
mongoworld 4 years ago
total genius
dpbUK 4 years ago 2
dude you'll get violence anywhere
have you seen japanese horror
it makes american violence pale
d983394 4 years ago 4
like my job, but I'm self-employed
johannesauvinem 4 years ago 3
Chris Morris is a fucking genius!
PremeditatedMedia 4 years ago 6
"...Matthew, the new recruit from spillers dog foods, who's inexperienced at crack." haha i absolutely love this clip. one of the funniest sketches ever made!
ric112 4 years ago
18 months ha ha ha
pinkorange12 4 years ago
why dont we get berry shaped lids?, brilliant.
stevenuuu1212 4 years ago
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What a load of toss. Makes me ashamed to be British.
0EroSennin0 4 years ago
It's a fucking joke mate, you moron. It's NOT real, ie, a pisstake, a doss...
It makes me sad to be British when fools like you are also "British".
Neeklus 4 years ago
It makes me wish that you weren't British.
phocjame 4 years ago 2
obviously you vote new labour then
pinkorange12 4 years ago
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you make me ashamed to be british you thick twat.
CyrusGuitar 4 years ago
wtf?
gofaqyosef 4 years ago
lmfao he fell for it.. man braseyes so good
sounirvalice1 3 years ago
I think CyrusGuitar was responding to the earlier bloke.
Anyway I'm off to do a small vomiting.
15connex 3 years ago
This makes me proud to be British - also it illustrates how a crack pipe works - relevant to me seeing as I found my lodger's bong when I kicked him out of the house... :(
stevebritgimp 4 years ago 2
i was really stoned when i first saw this on t.v. it was the greatest thing id ever seen
cheekyegg 4 years ago
This is shocking to an American, was this on public television? you could barely get away with this in an r rated movie in america
d983394 4 years ago 4
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gofaqyosef 4 years ago 3
You should see the pedophile episode,that kicked up a storm when it aired!
bluethird 4 years ago
I saw that one and it didn't seem as bad as this
d983394 4 years ago
If this shocks you then check out 'Blue Jam'. The scene with a Doctor who also operates a sex line is fucking hilarious
matthewbgod 4 years ago
hahaha chris morris would love this comment.
Kandarian 4 years ago
man, it's a satire. probably the biggest form of satire in the world
Broadsaw 4 years ago
possibly the best sketch ever filmed.
stude 4 years ago
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"possibly the best sketch ever filmed"
you fucking cock.
oldfashionedman 3 years ago
digging up a comment i made a year ago for your own personal gratification. you sad, pissed up old bastard.
stude 3 years ago 17
haha fucking told that cunt!
wwaarrddy 2 years ago
@stude Hahahaha!!!!
SuperhelterYNWA 1 year ago
this brings back memorys of getting mashed and watching brasseye with my friends i was in tears
sounirvalice1 4 years ago 2
Yeah "18 months" was a catchphrase between me and my mates for ages - you knew just what sort of state we were in when one of us said it!
nicemandan 5 years ago 3
He he he, same for me and my mates too. :)
tobydecks 5 years ago
haha,same ere man, and various fear and loathing quotes.
JackNJive 4 years ago
18 MONTHS
fuckingdieucunt 5 years ago
lifting the whistle...he he class
jivesmig 5 years ago
great stuff
hkghost 5 years ago
funny as fuck ive wanted to see that for ages cheers : )
trash65 5 years ago
No apologies necessary! Thanks for putting this up, lifting the whistle, as it were :)
stanless 5 years ago
Apologies for the audio sync - it doesn't detract from the genius of this sketch..
gofaqyosef 5 years ago