"House of Leaves" by Mark Z. Danielewski :: Introduction

[saaomi]

before starting this series i had thought about how Mr.CreeepyPasta could pursue a career in audiobooks. and i would buy every single one.

[SashaAnime132]

Happiest place on Earth.

[xxdreamxx6]

this



[Orthropox14]

i wonder how long it will be before douchebags start spamming "SHOW UZ UR FACE!!!" just like they did to ownagepranks

[TheRevanchist9000]

Love this book.

[Hawke213X]

OHHHHH SHIT! YES! YES! LOVE THIS BOOK!

[M4W482]

Thats why early in the morning when you answer the phone you say " FUCK OFF "

[TheShadowSythe]

Strap yourselves in, boys. It is the House of Leaves....we are in for one wild ride...

[PachucoDesigns]

One eerie thing, though. If the old man was blind, then how did he manage to write all of this?

[oortdoug]

After the chapstick part I lost track of what was going on.

[PachucoDesigns]

@oortdoug Well, it seems what happened was that he found a collection of the old man's writings, maybe a box full of things he wrote on, all tying together to be some pround observation that's still a mystery to us. When the narrator started to read this, it gripped him just as it had the old man, so much so that he disregaded everything in life for it. He never explains the observation itself, but how we would see it, how he saw it, and how he came to see it. He laughs at how it ...

[PachucoDesigns]

@PachucoDesigns profound*

[PachucoDesigns]

... must have started as some work of fiction meant to look authentic, quoting false sources as some engrossing gimmick. But by the time he made the observation (which is still a mystery to us), whether or not the work he cited is fictitious or not no longer matters. All that matters is the observation itself, something so mind-boggling that it changes your perspective on life forever. "Your eye cannot trace the stars" because the realm of light, what we think we see, is irrelevant...

[PachucoDesigns]

@oortdoug ... So you turn to the darkness, gazing at what evidently only you can see, the only thing that matters, the only thing that ever mattered or ever will matter. The old man saw it, and this man saw it: a glimpse past the veil of a grand illusion that seems fool us all, an illusion that he intends to dispell in the chapters to follow.

That's what I gathered from it. He just uses symbolism alot.

[oortdoug]

@PachucoDesigns thanks

[PachucoDesigns]

@oortdoug No problem.

[hurokunamy]

how do you actually look like XD

[HittingChickens]

Are you ever going to do an irl video?

[MrCreepyPasta]

@HittingChickens nope. Never. Sorry but I usually record these in my room, naked, while half drunk and NOOOOOOOOOOO body wants to see that.

[HittingChickens]

@MrCreepyPasta I do! Get some rum and rip off your clothes! We'll have a party! :D

[Lemontea36]

@MrCreepyPasta I do...



[randomboostsuperguy]

i will never recover from the mental image i had there.

[guitarbeast25]

@MrCreepyPasta I want to see that.

[M4W482]

@MrCreepyPasta You do a GREAT job half drunk i wonder what it would be like if you where not half drunk :\ even know your probably kidding about that...

[Narryaque]

I love your gangster/New York accent at the beginning <3

[juppukun]

31:26 to 33:10, my favorite part of HOL read out loud... wow.

Great job

[dravenroughnecks]

God damn I was playing with My zippo reading this then when you mentioned the zippo and the way you said it.. I actually flippin dropped it. Excellent storytelling!!!

[xXMarsOzXx]

I love your new joyzy accent

[calaphasto]

Audacious! A bold stroke!

[dudeman41000]

Honestly I wouldn't,and couldn't have the patience to do this for 40 mins maby for 10 definitively not 40

[dudeman41000]

Your vids are frigging unbeliveable

[MisterPigeon123]

Thanks SO much for doing an audio book! I've heard that "House of Leaves" is really well-written, and your narration skills would probably enhance the experience. Also, when you have time, could you read "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk? It's notorious for making people faint upon hearing it.

[clownkingdon]

o but i am happy you are doing this book

[clownkingdon]

this book is very large how are you going to do the back words and crossed out words? and the sideways ones? maby a voice modulator for the word house? and for all the red letters?

[Mykittyisaninja]

oh yeah i forgot to thank you for this reading, i had really wanted to this, too. thank you, thank you! ~^____^~

[CallMeNat100]

Yay! A long one! Freakin A!

[jellywillreturn]

You can't be serious... you don't plan on reading this monster of a book!

[Mykittyisaninja]

you know, i was wondering if you have ever consider doing audio books. you have a nice voice, it kinda reminds me of ( i've forgotten their names, all i remember is the books they read) the guy who read Abraham lincoln: vampire hunter, and the guy who read Ambler warning. :)

[erty200]

How do you have to patience to do this for 40 minutes?!

[randomboostsuperguy]

*aplause*

[stupidguy111]

@randomboostsuperguy applesauce

[randomboostsuperguy]

exacly

[SlendermanAddict]

@randomboostsuperguy *applause*

[randomboostsuperguy]

no that would be boring and unoriginal

[AlbatrossHD]

You said pussy :OOO My childhood is ruined :£

[MrCreepyPasta]

@AlbatrossHD I'm steppin up to the big leagues. join me

[MrCreepyPasta]

@MrCreepyPasta TOGETHER WE WILL RULE YOUTUBE AS FATHER AND SON

[nekozombie0]

@MrCreepyPasta Can crazy goth chick help rule?...I bake awesome cakes

[PachucoDesigns]

@MrCreepyPasta Oh, man. You really need to do this professionally, even if only on the side. You just brought the story to life, and the piano ambiance was a really nice touch. lol

[urikatron]

Hahaha keep posting mr. Creepypasta i love how your storys have made me relize how little their is to fear in this world. And alot to fear in a another

[TheShiningSage]

It's so long that I dont have time to listen to it all lol really interesting though can't wait till i can listen to the whole thing

[cookieboyzful]

Holy Hell this is probably the longest narration you ever made, But its as great as all the other ones combined!

[MsAnnoyingComment]

Holy ace balls you insane mofo! I read this book and was loco in the coco for a week after that! Ohohohoho, I can't wait to go through it all again under the influence of your smooth, suave voice! :D

[screenstar1]

Oh my god this book is incredible. Thank you so much for doing this. I'm sure that the rest of this is going to continue be fantastic.

[TILT335]

and i feel honored to be the absolutely first second viewer ....i likez ur vid MrCreepyPasta

you strange strange man you :D

[MirokuYaoiboy]

I feel honored to be the absolutely first view and I'm trying to be not obnoxious about it so this doesn't get deleted.