Red State Update: Write-In Jackie Broyles For President

[CrushProofStudios]

I voted for my cat! I wrote his name in with malice and discontent, in crayon too!

You guys are great. I love the fact that idiot's don't realize you guys are liberal nutjobs, making fun of those pinknecks.

[ThomasStillbranch]

well there more in the middle than anything

[rhv201]

Hey you may as well run. I'd vote for Bozo the clown before I'd vote for a socialist like Barack Hussein Obama!

[SoutherncrossCSA]

If you Hate it don't watch it.

[DarthMink]

"Hit that yellow button to subscribe to look at us on the computer, buddy." HAHA! I don't even care what you guys are talking about but i will subscribe just for that.

[howdyimme]

i voted for u jackie for truth i voted jackie broyles id gladyly vote again in 2012!!!

[sprn45]

Love that last line!! " Who the HELL would want to remember this Damn election"

[Lingerfoot]

Jackie Broyles - 2012!

[cubbybearstone]

can you actually get one of them tshirts?

[ItalianMan45]

(with tears in his eyes) Vote For Jackie!!!

[OlGuyWicker]

Is Jackie Broyles kin to Frank Broyles??

[johnnybandmember]

Thank you to whoever is helping Republicans read and respond to this video.

A big thank you to the literacy volunteers who come out to the trailer parks and

help these people use the internet and pay their bills.

This is a confusing time for the remaining conservatives in America. Please

explain that we just tried a magnificent experiment in implementing all the economic policies that Republicans have always wanted and it didn't work out too well.

AMERICA WON !!!

[AiironCo]

Fucking stupid nigger democrat :)

[jazzy4545]

lol you maddddd bitch

[branden3785]

Your ignorant

[mamaramatv]

Something tells me we're STILL going to be hearing from you terribly witty and clever guys! Thanks for all the insights - you've both been very educational...

[sierradane]

To all that voted for Obama: don't come crying to those who didn't after he's been in 100 days. And he certainly will not be elected for a second term.

[martinzambrano]

TO BAD

[dollaresque]

Well guys, I have to thank you for great videos over this long election season. To some extent, I've learned about you from Democratic debate where you asked that great Al Gore question, and Biden was trying to make a stupid joke like he always does. So no matter anybody's party-affiliation, I'm glad we had you guys to entertain us this season, and I look forward to more political videos. I'm glad Obama/Biden got the win, and in a way, they helped create our favorite RedStateUpdate. Keep it up!

[skwrrl70]

Sorry, yes, Spitzer was a Democrat, I mis-typed in haste. Being a dumbass is not confined to one party, did not mean to imply otherwise.

[skwrrl70]

Obama is a Harvard-educated lawyer who has already taken at least one oath to uphold the United States Constitution (he would have taken the oath when he was sworn in to the Bar as a lawyer, and of course he's held other elected offices). Disagree with his policies if you want to, but don't try to bolster your irrational attempt at argument with gratuitous and semi-literate quotation of the Bible.

[skwrrl70]

Matthew 7:15 is talking about false prophets. Like Republican congressmen who solicit gay sex from strangers in public restrooms and Republican governors who like to talk about morality as they see paid prostitutes behind their wives' backs.

[mivoiosi]

you guys are so funny,,,,,,,to good

[Shadecaster06]

I like you guys, but now that Obama's president what are you gonna do videos about now?

[stev9090]

The Confederacy, the Red States is crumbling, AGAIN!

Even Florida and Virginia has turned blue, voted for Obama.

You stupid inbred hillbillies need to get an education and stop having sex with your sisters, cousins, mothers, even granmothers.

The South will rise again???

LoL. We're still waiting.

Even if you do, you will be razed to the ground AGAIN, like what Sherman did during the Civil War.

[branden3785]

classy

[PACE2109]

in the bible it states beware of the wolf in sheeps cloths!

everyone is so crazy about obama and not seeing hes got on the sheeps skin

[Econniff]

Hahaha! Best vid yet, guys!

Can't wait to see what yall got cooked up post-election! :D

[xthesexxx]

this vid is quite the lulz.

obama won bitches (:

[darylofborg]

Hellz yeah I was waiting for more of these videos!!!

[ilovetogofast88]

God Jackie help us, I'm so sick of these assholes treating Obama, like he's some sort of saint. Bright and early the next day, I don't want to hear ONE MORE WORD ABOUT THIS FUCKED UP ELECTION!!!!

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

cept the bigots lost, get over it, the right guy won and ull benefit more from him than mccain who wouldve made things worse, u can say fuck u all u want but reality doesnt have a liberal bias, u got a conservative bias.

[rallycsx]

Bigot? Hmm just because they voted republican? You sir are an ass

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

lol, as a democrat, i am a donkey so i am an ass

[JiveDadson]

Pleeeeeeeeease turn down the preamp. You're distorting like crazy and it's killing my ears.

Other than the fact that I can't hear for a day after I watch, I love your videos.

[hunta333]

one of the saddest days in American history

[DuskEagle]

4 years of Obama! *Slits throat with thumb*

[flyingsquirrel326]

im going to have to get myself one of those t shirts

[maokly]

Go Jackie

[reginaron]

Opps I Blinked,

178Nobama

75 McPain

8:06 Central time

[reginaron]

Red state Update

103 Nobama, 69 MMcPain

Voter turmoil, 4-7 hrs. Wait in line.

Vote 3rd Party!

[mistacayman]

I would vote for you Jackie! If I was american, and if I was old enough to vote..

[1980PintoMan]

Yeah, but I think Palin would make a better VP than Dunlap. I already voted McCain.

[bestieverhad112]

I couldnt write it in. i voted on computer!

=0(

[beltman713]

Actually you can write it in on those computer voting machines.

[McCainTheTurdburglar]

LOL!

[MjoelH]

I wrote in Jackie Broyles.

[moonyandjack]

i would vote for jackie=]

[rudedude1029384756]

best vid yet

[newnevertellyou123]

bill richardson 08

[nocluetube]

I voted for Jackie for president.

Is Dunlap going to be the first lady?

[dollaresque]

I think Dunlap is more yackie. Jackie is more yammie, in a grandpa kind of way. I knew from the beginning that this whole thing is just a power grab for Dunlap ;o)

[rlivin]

lol

[Damnitscloudy]

I couldn't write in anyone's name. Its all computerized now =(

[ty99999returns]

i voted for jacky today, and im proud of it.

[ty99999returns]

LMFAO, YAKY

[drpepper1844]

Write-in..... Ron Paul-Jackie Broyles in '08

[MossyOak83]

Ill vote for JACKIE!!!!!!

[kacpt]

I can't stop laughing. Looks like Jackie has a cult in Guatemala. VOTE FOR YACKIE,VOTE FOR YACKIE!!!

[gariverpotter]

I love you guys!

[WERTY317]

I stood in line for 1.5 hrs and wrote in then voted for Jackie Broyles. Not sure how many he'll get in FL.. but he got mine!!!!

[GretchenDawntreader]

those are some vaguely terrifying little kids!

What am I saying, all little kids are pretty terrifying.

I couldn't fit Jackie in the write-in slot so I had to fall back on voting for Obama. Sorry boys!

[episode666killer]

im buying that shirt

[nespokesman]

*in tears*

[jstrunck]

Jackie B. '08! or 12! Yes Sir!

[KarlUshanka]

Always good, guys! See you in 2012 I guess.

[theacsupercats]

HAHAHA OMG THE ENDING WAS SOO FUNNY!!

[reginaron]

boat por yakkie LMFNAO!!

Vote for Ralph instead!!

[mxc4romano]

-Just wrote in Jackie for President.

[alancook01]

i'd vote for yacki before i would vote for obama that's for sure. thank god we've got McCain/Palin on the ballot :)

[sparty667]

none of these candidates compare to ron paul

RON PAUL!!!

[Lagomort]

Ron Paul is a creationist moron.

[Bigpineapple]

he my well be a creationist but he believes that it's WRONG to enforce things upon people ,so he would let YOU decide what YOU want to believe... MORON.

[Lagomort]

Yo, Big Pinapple! Science is not a freakin' democracy. Reality has a way of enforcing things all by itself. It does not matter what one wants to believe. It matters what is true. We cannot decide to pick a reality where gravity is not real.

So, if Ron Paul does not like reality, he can go punch sand, because nothing he is going to do is going to make it change.

[dekken56]

this is easily the most epic thing i've ever seen.

[piercemk]

Chuck Baldwin!

[snakex3]

I wrote in Jackie Broyles for Wake County Soil and Water Conservation District Supervisor in North Carolina!

[dekken56]

I'm wearing my Jackie For President tshirt as we speak

[HEYBUDD]

Here in Texas (way more important than Tennessee btw) we cannot write in a name unless it is a name that is included on an official approved list of write in candidates.

Even then, write in names don't get counted and are kept as provisional votes unless there is a problem.

Amerika. God bless us.

[melscrum]

How is Texas more important then Tennessee?

[b1r9u9c4e]

Who the hell would want to remember this election

[frbjeffj]

The entire fake smoking is lame .. either inhale or stop faking it ..

[bmd66]

Quit whining. Fake smoking for character effect is OK.

Plus, it makes sure President Elect Yacki Broyles is healthy to lead this country, and Guatamalan children everywhere!

[Haloth13]

what do you think he's doing at 0:33?

[frbjeffj]

You're right.. thats the first time I've seen him actually appear to inhale.. I retract my comments on him being a fake smoker now :P

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

That's right! Cute little homeless children all around the world want Jackie decapitated. That's because his beard will help to clothe dozens.

[blackeyerat]

i voted stoned

[sunryse1]

I have just voted! I wrote in "Yackie Browles" How'd I do fellas?

[wavymavy]

I'm yumping for yoy over Yackie!!!

[GeekSquadWC]

Xenu for Prez!

[surstliuq]

If you all enjoyed the July 2008 Gasoline prices, just wait until you get your January 2011 electric bill!

[Starrman69]

How do they pronunce Yackie in Quacamaula?

lolololo

[redneckstaggs1988]

Its Jackie, not Yackie! lol

[smittytimes]

Sorry Jackie. I was there at 6:30 voting for Obama

[snipzor]

Sorry Jackie, I can't vote. Maybe next year after I fake my birth certificate.

[kellyknowles1]

Sorry, Yackie..I just got back from voting for McCain...I had no idea you were running...Maybe I'll catch ya in 2012 w/Hillary?

[frankenmuth1]

Sorry Jackie I cheated on you and voted obama

I'm soo sorry

[usnationalist]

awesome.

Here in CA my Vote for McCain isn't going to count for much... But I really want to vote 'against' Obama... and 3rd party (or obscure comedic) votes don't give the same feeling as casting a vote for a real party.

But then Again a Vote for jackie would be like voting against both of them... that could be nice. I've already voted against McCain once this Election year...

we will see.

[hooah213]

LOL!! vote for Jackie LOL!!

If Obama wins there will be a lot of beer sales and gun sales for sure

[RogCBrand]

LOL! I wonder why those Guatemalan urchins want to slit Yackie's throat!

[SkylineTime]

If I wasn't in such an important state I would cast my vote for Jackie.

[bmd66]

What state is so much more important than Tennessee?

:-p

[dandaman2206]

I've already vote for Barr... I will move to Florida and go through Acorn so I can write in Jackie Broyle.

[argenyank]

love ya guys. just can't wait to see your next posting! who will it be...mcain, obama or yackie?

[bmd66]

Probably Obama.

But, even more entertaining would be if they cant count all the votes before Wednesday. The news says the computer voting machines are already messing up!

[SmallWorldFilms]

I'll vote for Yakie.

[Joxxol]

Guatemalan "Children of the Corn" ... Whew, scary.

[Chivalryaintdead]

Damn I already sent my mail-in vote. I should have voted Jackie!!

[RustyCyler]

i'll be writing-in Ron Paul

[blastingcaps]

fuck voting.

[htmlbandit]

LOL

[JohnDeBunkTest]

Vote for Yuckie.

... try it again in 2012.

[wervasdeferens]

The kid with a Kmart t-shirt.

Yay USA,USA,USA

Yackie/Palin '08

[TheDemonataLeader]

Third Party candidats ftw!

[nickj077]

Vote for Yackie!

[votethirdpartynow]

yakie is better than the two choices we get

[HEYBUDD]

Hey...AMERIKAN

There are 6 choices. 6 people on the ballot this election. Turn of your t.v. and do some research before casting a vote!

[ThrasherArt]

Vote Yakie!

[rishof]

HAHA, a great way to end this season of insanity!!

[melora72]

I'm planning to get drunk when I get home. I work the election and it will be be confusing enough as it is. We have election day registration, ans this is a COLLEGE TOWN!

If you live in Idaho, be sure to fill in the oval to the left of the "Write in" line before you put Jackie's name in there. :)

[johnnyraycrum]

lol good one

[anim8ion]

So wrong, but so fuckin funny! I love you guys, I want a t shirt!

[dollaresque]

Obama'08!!! (if Jackie doesn't win of course)

[JimmyDaKoik]

Go Jackie!!!!!

[erhnamdj]

Yakie! Yakie!

[LaReinaDelBarrio]

Listen Yacky, I think you would be a better choice than McCain, and you are smarter than Sarah Palin, although not as leggy. Actually even I'm more leggy than you. I don't think I've seen your legs.

Ms. LaReina

[bmd66]

Lets be fair here.  Yacki would be a better choice than Obama too!

[seenofruit]

Yakie es bueno! Me gusto! (makes neck slitting motion). LMAO

[MortisNoir]

I would vote if i wasn't underage and british.

SEND GOOD KARMA TO OBAMA.

[eaglesbaseball3]

JACKIE!!!! JACKIE!!!!